MST3K - 0622 - Angels Revenge part 2/9

[Hobbes0331]

"This guy should not be school superintendent."

Yup.

[Dablkwid0w2008]

I thought this movie had a Halloween feel to it, now I see why same cinematographer

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Watching Jack Palance be a bad guy in this is creepy :(

[NealOvdensson]

Turd gun?

[SpiderxBlue]

made by actors writers and directors who couldn't see some boom boom unless they made an entire movie. :\

[Hakkai87]

Who else got the Ravel's Bolero reference? Or did I just out myself as a classical nerd?

[Trufire13]

@Hakkai87 No worries because I did too. As soon as he started to sing that I had to scroll down to see if anyone else caught it as well haha.

[devilshomie]

I didn't know drug dealers wore pink and got knocked out by sixth graders

[Demelza1964]

"Who brought the brain?" OMG!



[TheLoverboyz901]

I can just smell the seventies in this movie

[applebonker141]

"I'm not a pawnshop! I'm a human being!"

What's with the Squanto references?

"SweetTarts!"

[sleepyhollow783]

@applebonker141 "'Squanto' - A Warrior's Tale" it was a movie released at the time. If remembered, it was implied that it was about the actual person. However it was an almost entirely made up crap story. It was trumpeted as the next "Dances With Wolves", but it sucked like a lamprey & was out of theaters in record time.

[only4nanners]

shrine for 7th graders? no, shrine for all.

[TheStapleGunKid]

The anti-drug message of this movie is pretty laughable. I mean really, it's obvious the director and the screen writer were on some pretty heavy drugs when they came up with this film.

[TheStapleGunKid]

Umm here's a legitimate question. Why don't the girls just call the police and let them know where the drug smuggling camp is?

Heck one of them is a policewoman. She could just have her fellow officers come over and shut down the place without firing a shot.

[applebonker141]

@TheStapleGunKid I know what you mean. Maybe if the police were corrupt or something. There's no sense that the police would just ignore all these drugs unless they were being bribed.

[scitsalcoryp]

Much more entertaining than anything ( and less dangerous )  than anything I have seen on tv lately...........serious

[sevendust4321]

The terd gun

[captaincharisma8722]

He's a Smarties dealer!

[Gjeorje]

@sanska -That was before he changed his name to Tug Goosebuttock.

[StealthG6On18s]

And this was Carters hostage solution?

[Gjeorje]

@StealthG6On18s - Yeah, Linda Carter`s hostage solution.

[turb05]

Ok, so I just noticed this, but in the credits, all of the people listed as "Starring" are men and all of the people listed as "Co-starring" are women. Considering that we haven't even seen any male leads up to this point in the film, this seems rather idiotic. Just shows that even movies about women were chauvinistic back in the day.

[Gjeorje]

@turb05 - There are women in this?

[venomousspiderwookie]

@turb05 Or, it could be the more likely answer that all the "starring" people are the cameo actors who the audience would have actually heard of, contrasted to the main cast which is composed of unknowns.

[OonaCanute]

@turb05 Yep, just like movies today. :(

[turb05]

I love that from 00:17 to 00:31, Servo is humming "Bolero" by Maurice Ravel. The breadth of reference for these guys never ceases to astound me.

[HayesAJones]

"Those were big dogs."

"The turd gun? What do they need one of those for?"

"I've been drinking blood?"

[Spameggssausage]

drug dealers in the 70s were guys with pink shirts and big purses and they could be knocked out by elementary school kids??

[jekblom123]

Ah angel's revenge... arguably the DUMBEST movie mst3k had ever done, and the one I most hate.

[MrEvilViking]

I like how it's total violence, with explosions and all, but somehow everyone manage to survive, with lot of "BOing" and "dOYng" sounds effect.....

[Graylord88]

SQUANTOOOOO!

[DarkwingDork]

Holy crap, Dean Cundey did the cinematography for this crap? But he's actually a decent photographer! He did "Halloween" and "Jurassic Park." :P

[demboys18]

"All right I'm giving in and looking at the breasts..." After that...I couldn't help it either..

=)

[bigmetal16]

"The Bad News Bears are going to lose the game! Aren't they!"

[criggs187]

Mike: "So, these were the Carter years?"

Servo: "Well, I do sense a malaise here."

[Dally3232]

LOVE Servo's Boléro reference!

[spase667]

5:45 Totally ripping off the Star Wars theme song here.

[hugospectrum4v]

Sound by Anna Barbera lol

[toddclapp]

I'd like a drug please

[Irrelevant402]

How did they get away with saying 'shit'?

[Keighvin1]

@Irrelevant402 They said "shift", not shit.

[AladerPoop78]

You know what I am giving up and just looking at the breasts!--Crow

Gotta love Crow.

[davedaveydave]

he realy clobbered me one,aah classic drug-dealer talk

[ClamThingy]

Beware the Angles mighty BOINK spray!

[Theburn77]

"Joints? Doobies? Spliffs? Reefers?"

[nirokecnallav]

So wait the women who play the hero's in this movie are only co-starring.

[GoblinXXX]

@nirokecnallav Well, really, can any of these women match the sheer star power of a Jim Bacchus?

[punkpinksugar]

Okay I have to stop for a second, this movie is horrible!! This is gonna be a tough MST3K

[putzthewondersloth]

Wow, a compound full of near-sighed idiots. How lucky for these girls!

[Kinemacolour]

Is this the earliest reference to "hockey moms?"

[ilikethecoke]

lol I was in another window, multitasking, and when 5:18 came around, I thought it was an ad. XD The music and drastic change in audio quality sure made me think it was.

[sinkingswamp]

"the lonliest druggie"

"you're not gonna tell mom are you?"

[antgav79]

im gunna put that suit on the aleins gave me. i rember that dumb show

Belive it or not geroge isint at home just leav a mssage at the bee ee eeb

[antgav79]

the turd gun... what do you need one of thouse for?!?

[pretorious700]

This silly ass movie was also titled "Angels' Brigade", if anyone cares.

[Aijalon2520]

(9:45) "Sweet Tarts!" XD

[Windclaw]

2:44

That's it, folks! All dignity has left this movie with a 'BOINK'!

[SubmarinerAndroid]

"I'd like a drug, please."

[xside666]

Sometimes I wonder how they get funding for these movies..

[20YeP02]

How...HOW did Pat Buttram go under their radar? Maybe it was too easy...too easy.

[mrhat1978]

HEIDI FLEISS!

[TheHanzoMK1]

what a worthless drug dealer, he just got rolled by a seventh grader

[purpleshamrock17]

"at least they blend into the gravel okay"

1:30-:35 hahaha!

6:18...the hell?

"what makes you think i did it?!"

did it occur to anyone that since the guy was bleeding from the head they should take him to the hospital??? obviously not...

[EternalGuardian07]

I think they just listed the main characters as the co-stars.

[AlecRozsa]

he's a smarties dealer!

[bigmetal16]

"The mean streets of Ojai"

[Applemask]

Kelly LeBrock's heroes.

[ubergo]

5:18 - "I'll bet you're wondering what a nice girl like me is doing on a roof of this building."

I'm thinkin' suicide?

[linoleumcarving]

Bell bottom pants RULE...but they always got caught in my bikes front sproket ! So I would come home with greese and chain marks on my pants cuff !

[spleonar]

7:25 Hooray for the Greatest American Hero reference!

[watda74]

-Alright! You know what? I'm just givin' in and LOOKIN' at the breasts!

0:12-0:13, 1:34-1:37,1:49

God Bless You, Greydon Clark! GOD BLESS YOU, SIR!

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Crow: *as cowboy thug* Wish I hadn't bought a Playgirl... aw, heck, they're all nude anyway. XD

[628Wubbles]

It's movies like this that make Dragonball the Movie and Spider-man 3 look like a masterpieces on film

[Tareltonlives]

@628Wubbles I don't know...I'd rather watch this movie than any of the Spiderman movies.

[ChaoticYak]

There goes another pump and munch.

Two Squanto references in this movie...I guess they had Squanto on the brain what with Frank's obsession in the next episode.

[amcint01]

7:01 - "Greydon Clark! The producer of Hobgoblins! We're doomed!"

[singitjohnny]

"Joints? Doobies? Spleefs? Reefers?"

I love when they do Jack Palance Voice!

[doodstormer]

That guy's kidney seriously just went "Boing".

[doomsy]

I wonder if they aroused suspicion when they ordered these suits lol!

[Dulcimerist]

The underwire cutters!

[pretorious700]

asian gal is rockin' that jumpsuit

[dracaler]

James @ 15 MPH... HA HA HA!!! you gotta be pretty old to get that one!

[JimGrim90]

Man, we've finished with these prostitutes, but we've still got a couple of hours left... Wanna make a film?

[CrazyCard01]

The turd gun is a single fire rifle made to swivel 360 degrees LOL

[AlexSpalex1]

4:40 "Will hey Vern, I can't find your frickin' legs Vern."

[mrhat1978]

HEIDI FLEISS!

[ivand1979]

1:48 - "It's Miles O'Keefe with breasts!"

YOU THOUGHT IT, YOU CAN'T UN-THINK IT!

[linoleumcarving]

the good lord made women so as to cook for us men........as why did he put milk and eggs in them. ! ?

[linoleumcarving]

co-stars to men......as god has made so.

[edpeterson1]

5:53 Pat Buttram lol I wonder where they got the actresses

[DrWhiggs]

@edpeterson1 The highest shelf of the magazine rack, where all the covers have black plastic over them.

[mskittychic79]

@7:20 greatest american hero LOL

[raith0818]

It's the T and A-Team!

[NowLeaveMeAlone]

now well...I'm just giving in and looking at the breasts

[elfinfluff]

Not sure why they felt the need to cut through the fence that had three foot gaps in it, but okay, sure.

I just noticed.... NONE of the Angels are "staring" in this movie. They're all Co-Stars to men.

[linoleumcarving]

@elfinfluff CO-stars to us men...as god has made it so. ha-ha ho ho he he !

[lobsopdoy]

Those were BIG dogs

[bruxbrux]

Semper fi, Marine!

[OmnipotentSeal]

Sweet-Tarts!

[Theburn77]

SUSAN!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY TAMPONS!?!?

[86thPatriot]

"It's the T&A Team!"

[RentHeadBoi81]

LMAO! I loved the reference to The Trouble With Angels. XD

[oscarthehedhogrulez]

you know, they might have been able to more inconspicuously attack if they weren't wearing BRIGHT WHITE JUMPSUITS THAT STICK OUT IN COMPARISION TO THE FOREST AND DISPLAY THEIR CLEAVAGE

[pearce32]

Is it just me or at 00:20 the music that Tom Servo hums to is just like the music from Conan the Barbarian.

[Tareltonlives]

@pearce32 Sort of. He's singing "Bolero", specifically the piece by Ravel

[pearce32]

@Tareltonlives Yeh I can see that now very good that. Wow mst3k did have alot of culture references

[bruxbrux]

Semper fi, Marine!

[darkprose]

Wait, wait, wait, Dean Cundey was the DP?! No fuckin' way.

[darkprose]

I love that they are humming Ravel's Boléro.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

I'm gonna put the suit on the aliens gave me--Greatest American Hero!!! Connie Sellecca <3

[applebonker141]

"Well, beer and porn DO make the shift go faster."

"The drugs got washed. Uh, they melted in the sun."

[ohiosick]

'This guy should not be school super intendent....'

'Shame based king pinning....'

lol

[ohiosick]

'We have to get them to piano lessons safely.'

[AuburnRed1]

. We fully believe you (Yes she rode a horse in a fancy evening gown and heels. We fully believe you, ma'am.)

Is that the version you're in? (So, was April the one who was the Playboy model, then? I know Elaine and "Little" Trish were sisters in real life)

How's that for Women's Equality, the Seven are like the fith billed! :D

[AuburnRed1]

Why they've snuck into the Old West.

She formed a sentence. :D

It's girls, we're ruined! Our empire is crumbling!

Vern, hey Vern I can't find your freakin' legs, Vern!

Secret Redneck World Headquarters!

We're addicted kids, 10 million strong and growing!

I will triumph over my head injury.

(Jack Palance voice) joints, doobies, bleefs, reefers?

I was dumb, but I'm not now.

[demboys18]

All right I'm just giving in and looking at the breasts. Lol.

[DrThunder88]

Director of photography: Dean Cundey? Cundey was the cinematographer on a lot of not terrible movies.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Sound by Hanna & Barbera...

Great, I'm gonna have to hire protection from Mary Crest Elementary!

[simon0jester]

It's the T&A Team!

[SeoulMan]

Oh great, cartoon sound effects in fight scenes. Might as well add some sound effect captions like on TV's Batman while they were at it!

[tsartodd]

Thurston Howell, III lost all of his money after he left Gilligan's Island, he blamed the Jews and the Negroes and started a far-right-wing militia. if this movie is to be believed, anyway.

XD

[Tareltonlives]

No firearms, disguises or arrest warrants, but bright white jumpsuits, evening gowns, spike-heeled boots, and a katana. Perfect commando equipment.

At least it's better than either Angels in America OR Angels in the Endzone

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

It's Miles O'Keefe with breasts!

This movie is a shrine for seventh grade boys!

[jokerbilly]

it's sounds like tom is humming the song from cave man.

[HELLVIEWluvPWG]

Hey, don't hurt him to bad... he's our only customer

[Donionbubs]

There is no way that kid is a boy...

[tsartodd]

the highpoint of the careers of Jack Palance and Jim Backus, no doubt.

XD

[Tareltonlives]

So which was more humiliating to Jack Palance and Alan Hale Jr., this or Outlaw and Giant Spider Invasion respectively?

[GoblinXXX]

@Tareltonlives For Jack, OUTLAW-- he had to wear a funny hat.

[SinnFein4ever]

9:50-9:52

Drugs can be hazadous to your health. ;)

[DrThunder88]

"We fully believe you!"

The "Bolero" and "Thus Spake Zarathustra" references were awesome!

[tredlow]

"VAGUELY STRAUSS.... BUT NOT!!!!"

[ChaoticYak]

He's a smarties dealer!

[AphexStoriaLSA]

ha, terd gun

[tarlcabot18]

Those were big dogs.

[Gomess]

"Leave a roll on him so they'll know he's a user."

Villains provided courtesy of a 60s drug PSA!

[sneakyv0lta]

"secret redneck world headquarters"

[EternalGuardian07]

Crow: It's the T&A-Team!

Servo: Into the stump grinder! *RRRRRR*

Crow: Jack's not getting paid enough to run.

"Don't hurt him too bad."

Servo: He's our only customer.

[tagginos]

This guy should not be school superintendent.

[Gjeorje]

1:51 -hey, she can count up to "C".

[jekblom123]

"I've been drinking blood!"

"Don't hurt him too bad! He's our only customer."

This movie is so bad it makes me a little sick.

[Slyzer4D]

Those were big dogs!

[ALMC04]

The air filled with slim-jims and obscene trucker tapes!

[animegrrl5k]

SWEET TARTS!

[GoblinXXX]

THE TURD GUN IS READY!

[LaDracul]

@GoblinXXX The TURD gun? What would you need any of those for?

[GoblinXXX]

@LaDracul I believe she is actually saying "turret gun"-- But a turd gun would make a monkey's life a lot easier.

[LaDracul]

@GoblinXXX I know, I was just quoting what Mike said. :)

[mrhat1978]

@GoblinXXX when i heard that, i nearly crapped my pants...the irony...

[MsMLeigh]

'i was walking in the mountains'... says the chick in the evening gown?.. How about a slightly plausible cover.

[GoblinXXX]

That's her hiking gown and pumps.

[PhilWithCoffee]

It's co-starring the people that are in the film since the beginning?

[elemental402]

"It's the T&A Team!"

[swgmigraines]

"What makes you think I did it?!"

"Joints? Doobies? Spleefs? Reefers?"

Jack's not getting paid enough to run.

[mcorivervsaf]

4:40 --

"Hey, Vern! I can't find your friggin' legs, Vern!"

[Mefuki]

Yikes...listen to those sound effects...oy.

[NUTCASE71733]

Sound effects by Hanna-Barbara

[buffypython]

Did they shoot this where they shot M.A.S.H?

"Sound by Hanna-Barbara"

"The turd gun?"

"Now let's get you a Peanut Buster Parfait!"

[SlvrSmrai759]

Even though all of the movie so far is illogically idiotic, but shouldn't the title be "Angel's Revenge?"

[kailefipne]

Actually, since there are multiple Angels, it would be "Angels' Revenge." And trust me- the rest of this movie doesn't make any more sense than what you've seen so far... fortunately we have Mike and the 'bots to guide us.

[SlvrSmrai759]

Oh, god, the movie made me forget proper grammar.....

Please, no one should attempt viewing of this material more than once in a 24 hour period. Think of your brain cells.

[Nezbitt]

Goddamn, that kid is weird looking.

[POINZY5150]

Servo humming Revel's Bolero, fuckin' "classic" LOL!!

[Mandi7882]

"This movie is a shrine for 7th grade boys!" LOL!!! Now I know why Transofrmers 2 is so popular!

[jrmarrero96]

Here's a fun fact: Susan Kiger who plays the singer and tall leggy blonde in this movie was a Playboy Playmate January of 1977.

[JackKlompus13]

Wow.