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  • get the facts...? from a chimp...? or a bronze-age, goat-herder's book...same-same...fx

  • @fredgold57 notice the obvious scoffing towards the Bible here folks...

  • @krazykyle56 scoff scofff....tooth fairy scofff scofff.....father xmas scoff scoff...flat earth scoff scoff.....buddy you're dead right...no respect....fx

  • ignorance on parade

  • The burden of proof is on the believers. The christian god and his "son" are as likely to exist as Zeus, Allah, the wicked witch of the west or the tooth fairy. The bible is jsut a piece of fiction. Evangelicals and fundamentalists of any stripe are just plain ignorant.

  • 0:43... I think the maker of this video needs to follow his own advice!

  • @Spetsop Where's your proof to that? Einstein, Galileo, and Newton all believed in a Designer. Are you calling them dumb?

  • @krazykyle56

    Einstein never believed in a designer! And Galilleo and Newton lived BEFORE Darwin... the theory of evolution wasn't around during their time! Most people at that time didn't believe we could fly, and yet here we are... are you going to say that airplanes are fake too?

  • How many of the world's smartest people believe in god? None.

  • As my Grandmother, who was a very old and wise woman once said "Fighting on the Internet is like the Special Olympics. You might win but you're still retarded...

  • Most evolutionists today will not say humans evolved from monkeys since monkeys still exist today. Instead, they will say humans and monkeys evolved from a "common ancestor" who is no longer on earth today (of course). This means that humans and monkeys today may split again into totally different forms as they did from the "common ancestor" in the past. If one holds the evolutionist view, this is a forced consequence that humans may cease to exist in current form (before our eyes?).

  • @vhopson

    Yes they are known for promoting NAZI-designed superior race concepts, meanwhile their evidence for common ancestry is also lacking.

  • I have met more Christian Nazis than Athiest "Nazis" in my life, I can assure you of that. Oh, and the EVIDENCE for divine creation is staggeringly overwhelming! Right.

  • I think that if monkeys could understand this, they would laugh for real

    LOL

  • haaaar!

  • Thanks for disgracing the good name of "The Monkey Bar".

  • Only Creationists think that scientists think we came from monkeys... evolutionary theory says no such thing o.O

  • Bingo!

  • so what was the common ancestor for Humans or where did we come from then? And while you're at it, where did monkey's come from and what was their common ancestor?

  • Who created God?

  • If God could be "created" would he be God? The bible teaches that God is transcendent, He is outside of time space and matter - How can a God who creates time space matter etc be bound by his own laws? You and I are two computers on a desktop talking to each other wondering if anyone made us with all of our complex parts and functions. Would it be logical for us to conclude that we came about by random chance and mutation even though there is apparent design in us?

  • @jsirianni7

    Apparent design? I pee from the same organ I use to procreate. I have nipples as a man. I have an appendix. My retinas are actually designed backwards...Humans are actually pretty shitty creatures compared to something that would be "perfectly designed."

  • @swanktube

    That's and invalid question, because God is uncreated.

  • Wasn't everything created by something? If not, how did it get there?

  • you fail, evoulution says we come from monkeys, l2 facts.

  • Read a science book, and learn how to spell.

  • lol @ your grammars on teh internetz! i sepllz liek this on here cuz i can, lul

  • @TheJollyJoker414

    Yes, Evolutionist elitists think that the masses of humanity are nothing more that an accidental purposeless, bipedal primates to be controlled and manipulated for financial gain. They really don't have you best interest in mind. The darwinian delusion is their power over you and all conflicting scientific data is censored.

  • Dude, your wasting your breath with these people. They just don't listen.

  • Another newsbreak from the evangelical relatives! Seems that slavery was actually a GOOD thing! Yup, its God's will. Only beat the slaves when they do someting wrong, not just because you feel the need. Also, genocide isn't all that bad if God deems it necessary. Apparently there is a passage in the Bible in which God commands the Israelites to kill every man, woman and child in a neighboring country. Oh, that Old Testament!

  • Actually risque, it was Darwin that believed in slavery as it existed during his time.

  • Ahhh spoken like a true ignorant bible scholar who hasn't really read the bible but is just a parakeet. Did your mom and dad spank you to discipline you when you were a child? How about I tell everyone that your dad hit and beat you when you were young but never tell them that out of love he disciplined you? Big difference right? Thats what youre doing. Get your facts strait - quote the scripture fully in its context and stop being an ignorant knit picker in the scriptures.

  • more plausable than dirt

  • there is no god, well, there seems to me many many gods from all over the world..

    What a load of crap.... god = war

  • Yes

  • Well then I guess you have all the knowledge in the world don't you? You must be to make an omniscient statement that there is no God - it's funny how Thomas Edison said "man does not know 1% about anything in the universe" but here you are stating that you know 100% because otherwise you might have to admit that there may be a chance there is a God in the other 99% of what you don't know in the universe - You're an agnostic at best my friend, there is no such thing as an atheist

  • a-the-ist [ey-thee-ist]

    noun

    a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings

  • So your denial and disbelief is proof that there is no God? If I stand at the edge of a roof and say "I deny or disbelieve the existence of gravity" What does it matter what I actually believe? I'm still going to go splat once I take a step forward. whether you believe in God or not has no baring on the truth.

  • When someone knows God, the contrasting atheists and their behavior strengthens their faith. All the hate, the lies, the filth of the world gives Christians both sorrow and joy in knowing God. I will pray that you are enlightened by God.

  • SofaKingLoaded, you're a perfect example of what is wrong with the world, and yourself. People like you strengthen our faith in Jesus Christ!

  • Oh Nephi.. still haven't figured out what that little "reply" button is for have ya? Dude you have been utterly outed for the hypocritical, gullible, pseudo intellectual nitwit that I've always known you were and you have zero credibility left.. The entire Ewetoob community sees through your mendacious nonsense like used Neutrogena.. That you're still even around is just hilarious, you obviously have no shame..

  • People like me who strengthen the faith of people like you are what's wrong with the world? Hehehe.. one gem after another. You are entertaining exclusively for your dogged pursuit of being completely full of shit..

  • Jesus and Moses are walking along the shores of the Red Sea when Moses says "Hey Jeebs, check this out." He raises his arms high and the waters part.. "Yeah, I still got it" he says. Jesus scoffs and says "Yeah well I still got it too!" With a flourish of robes he strides confidently on the water.. and starts to sink. Moses pulls him to safety, sputtering salt water and says " Hey dummy, the last time you tried that you didn't have holes in your feet!"

  • "Peter...Peter...I can see your house from up here!"

  • You can read more about the atheistic origin of YOUR RACISM that was inspired by Darwinism on the right-hand side panel of this Evolution Facts website in the section called "From Darwin to Hitler."

    Now the world can see a first hand look at how the ugly fruit of racism was justified by the the science-FICTION called Darwinsim.

  • Another Former Atheist NOW believes in God! "I've found God," says man who cracked the genome. Francis Collins, the scientist who led the team that cracked the human genome is to publish a book explaining why he now believes in the existence of God and is convinced that miracles are real.

    You can read more about it on the right-hand side panel of this featured site at the end of my profile in the section called "In the News."

    ATHEISM is a CATASTROPHIC FAILURE. Get out while you still can.

  • Foolish ass tht sent me the email

  • Just spent another wonderful weekend with the evangelical relatives. Not only are they against evolution, they say that global warming is actually a good thing because it creates a substance in the atmosphere that can be used to sterilize surgical instruments. Yup, its a fact! Hopefully, this substance (they couldn't quite remember what it is called) isn't bleach. These people are also home schooling their kids. Considering neither one graduated from high school, its pretty scary.

  • Odd, that the devout never stop trying to place God in a straightjacket of their own making, and completly overlook the fact that if we were made in his own image, then God would certainly have a sense of Humour ??

    Also odd that they seem to persist in a presentation, that was tailored for the limited experiences of people who lived 6000 years ago ??

  • That's a funny video! Even monkeys get a big laugh out of the evolutionist's monkey theory! Although I do have to admit that these monkeys certainly appear more intelligent than Hitchens and Dawkins!

  • You are absolutely correct!!! LOL.

  • Evolution..oh well, if you want to make an ape out of yourself..believe it! Shows how ignorant people are to not except the plain truth that we have a creator! GOD.

  • You mean "accept", not "except", you retard! Hmm.. so who's the ignorant one now? Sheesh, I can't believe people still beleive in god in the 21st Century. You should be embarrassed of yourself.

  • I'm astonished that they consider this a valid criticism. For one, it's not factually accurate, and even if it were it doesn't serve as evidence against evolution.

  • @yeahchris So tell me, what did we come from?

  • Hahaha! Thats great!! Rock on!

  • Thanks! Whooooooa!

  • Triumph of Evolution over Creation:We're researching @ MIT the implications of the "Schrodinger's cat" experiment on the concept of parallelism and duality of the Universe using the mathematical model of belief structures. Keeping the subjects of our experiment-my cat Zebedeu and my dog Professoribus-in the Quantum Chamber,and gradually and simultaneously changing the Wigner parameters,we found that Zebedeu can solve Schrodinger's wave equation for Hidrogen and Professoribus can dance Bolero.

  • this is foolish. Evolution is not a theory its fact. Even what is reffered to as "cavemen" were a different species or sub specis then what we are now. Unfortunatley the bible doesnt hold all the answers. Now i am somewhat learned in the good book. But just because the old testament says something doesnt make it true. Blind faith makes you just that... blind.

  • The folks that think they came from monkeys may very well be a monkey,I didn't come from a monkey. Thank God!! Although they are very cute. LOL...

  • The joke is that neither the evolutions nor the creationist are educated on the theory of human evolution, because the theory says humans are more closely related to chimps than monkeys.

  • We're conducting a research @ MIT about the implications of the "Schrodinger's cat" experiment on the concept of parallelism and duality of the Universe using the mathematical model of belief structures. Keeping the subjects of our experiment-my cat Zebedeu and my dog Professoribus-in the Quantum Chamber for months now,and by gradually and simultaneously changing the Wigner parameters,we concluded that Zebedeu can solve Schrodinger's wave equation for Hidrogen and Professoribus can dance Bolero.

  • HOW STUPID CAN YA BE

  • This is all interesting. The THEORY of evolution states that things became better organized through time. The LAW of entropy states the opposite.

  • rtbarr, you're comparing thermodynamic apples in an isolated system to evolution oranges. Please read up on entropy.

  • I agree entirely that evolution does not apply to fundamentalists.

  • LOL ...why stop there?

  • The same method used for paternity testing is used to determine evolutionary relationships. Creationists trust paternity testing, so they have no reason to not trust the same kind of DNA analysis that has shown beyond any doubt we share common ancestors with the other great apes. Please read The Making of the Fittest: DNA and the Ultimate Forensic Record of Evolution by Sean B. Carroll.

  • I just spent three days in the presence of my evangelical christian relatives. Do you have any idea of what THAT'S like? Kinda like being mentally waterboarded by Jerry Falwell. They talk CONSTANTLY about evolution! Its their daily mantra...the world is 6000 years old, there is no global warming, opera sucks. After awhile, I just wanted to saw my own head off with a butterknife just to make it all stop.

  • Really? I still can't find someone who admits to believing that the earth is 6000 years old. Good for you. Wish me luck. Maybe I should watch more TV. But then that wouldn't really count. I hear this 6000yr old shit all the time on TV. But I also heard Spears can sing too.

  • Oh heavens!...I just went back and checked the old posts!!

    evirus...yep...I agree with you. Prffsrx and spartan...I hope you both are able to see a little more clearly (spartan....a simple reference is sent via p.m. to you, it has the evidence you asked for)in the future, and simply stop the lies. Is does you no favours.

  • ha ha ..and I'm not laughing at the spoof! I'm laughing at the tragic lamers that actually believe the evolutionists think that humans evolved from monkeys. WE SHARED A COMMON ANCESTOR (waaaaaaaaaaay back)...that is the short story. This is very different from saying that modern man evolved from modern monkeys .

    Evolution happens (tough!...get over it!)

    Faith happens too (good...draw strength from it)

  • LOL. You can pretend that you evolved if you wish. But the hard scientific evidence does not support the conjecture of scienc-Fiction. Even the biblical kind of faith requires evidence. Hebrews says "NOW faith is the SUBSTANCE of things hoped for and the EVIDENCE of things not seen. There is a difference: Just because matter changes and degrades; does not mean we shared a common ancestor.

  • I agree with prffsrx. There is no proof that humans evolved from an ancester of primates. There is no link between us and monkeys no matter how much DNA is similiar.

    Besides, humans know the difference between rite and wrong. Monkeys don't.

  • ohh...and prffsx...I think you are just simply beyond help. I would personally prefer it if you didn't lie to achieve a(n) (admirable) end. I think I shall simply pretend away (happily), and rejoice in faith yet understand the process of evolution. Not fail to understand it, yet misrepresent my sad misunderstandings (or lies) as other's beliefs.

  • Spartan are you serious?.....do you not think Monkeys have social rules???....do you REALLY think they don't know when they have broken one?? SHEESH!! Even your dog knows!! Go back to school dude. Tragic!.....or better...just open your eyes and look, around.

  • Fine, I evolved, you haven't.

  • How have you evolve? What bizzare life-form are turning into? What pool of ooze did you once call your home? Where is your missing link? HIV is the STD of primates? Hmm. I wonder how it ever crossed over to humans? Maybe people figured that if they evolved from primates, sexual relations with monkeys and Apes would be the normal outcome. sick sick sick!

  • WHAT?! That is a well known fallacy that this website exposes. That idea is only based of similarities in structure of apes and humans. However the fact that primates and humans use "like" genes DIFFERENTLY and differences that exist within their mitochrondrial DNA means that there is actually is NO genetic link between APES and humans.

  • What? Really? Come on now. Who are you to deny God the tool of evolution? Don't waste any more of your life fighting the theory of evolution. Try fighting to improve the human condition.

  • Thanks for the feedback. BUt really, read the first few chapters of Genensis man. Are we reading the same bible? BUt yeah, if you check out the link to the blog here, i'm sure you'll find plenty of good food for thought also. Don't put you brains in the pickle jar... read and enjoy.

  • Well we could be reading different bibles considering the number of redactions, edits and translations it has gone through. Doesn't Genesis has two different stories in it?

    I checked the link. Alot of stuff but not much food for thought. If the bible is the literal word of God why the differnts versions/languages? Does God speak Greek or English?

  • Language in itself is NOT what is inspired by God; the concepts and ideas derived from the words are what is God-breathed. Language changes over time; however, His concepts, ideas, and will and has never changed.

  • Who am I? I am one who realized that Darwinism is Unscientific and Mythical. The mythical religion of Darwinism has done more for worsen the human condition, because it has been used to justify ones' rebellion against the One and ONLY Holy God who love us.

  • right... and you are an educated person? You are one who can think for yourself? If you are wearing shoes, take one off, smack it's sole into your head, hard, 4-5 times and try thinking!

  • That argument is based on outdated and antiquated data. The fact that Chimps and Humans Differ in the way they use its genes which shows empirically that they show NO evidence of sharing a common ancestor.

  • A change in color and size is NOT evidence of mutational advance. No new structures were ever produced. The darwinist's worldview has collapsed. I have been on that site. I use it as clear evidence that scientists are still not able to demonstrate benefical new structures forming.

  • Strike up a durge! ..... Call for the funeral Pyre! ---- Atheism and Evolution are now DEAD!!!

  • hardly

  • lol.. classic!!

  • creationists are FOPPISH...why ruin a great joke like this anyway??

  • Viruses are still viruses unique. Yet they move in a predictable clockwise-fashion as I presented in the blog. The evolutionary model assume that living things arose from common ancestors. I have shown that there is no structural improvment that turns one life form into a completely different animal type.

  • wrong. speciation has been observed several times, theres; Culex pipiens, Helacyton gartleri, Primula kewensis. just to name a few.

  • I never said that speciation does not occur. All organism stay within their own kind. There are biological boundaries based on genetic preprogramming. That is undeniable.

  • your assuming to great a change then, the history of life is much greater then the history of humans. there is enough time for gradual evolution to occure.

  • We see evidence for repeated creation we do NOT see evidence for one species of animal becoming something else such that they can no longer interbreed. Whether you like it or not Organic Evolution from common ancestors is wishful thinking at best. You rebutle failed to respond to the scientific links and video clips.

  • the process you refer, speciation, DOES happen and we have seen it happen scientifically, and gradualistic change disproves any "they shouldn't be able to mate" arguements. as far as evidence look at talkorigins (org) for "CB910" youll find that it is backed by peer reviewed articles.

  • There is a great selection about Chance. Chance is a whole lot of nothing. ;-)

  • your right, lies damn lies and statistics (if you are familiar with that saying) but their good for when you don't have all the information. winning the lottery for example, you would need to know the balls orignal position and factor in all the forces on those balls, including other balls. the weight of all the variables makes chance determinations much easier

  • That takes intelligence.

  • whet exactly is that supposed to mean?

  • Great video!  Very funny!!! Atheism is folklore.

  • Folklore: A story or legend forming part of an oral tradition.

    Atheism:Disbelief in or denial of the existence of God or gods.

    you loose

  • dictionary dot com says that folklore is "a body of widely held but false or unsubstantiated beliefs." It was in this context I spoke. Atheism is a belief system fitting those dimensions, because it lacks substantiation in light of the biochemical, physics, earth science realities and chooses to turn evidence of a fine-tuned universe and earth into an illusion.

  • fine tuned to what? human life? you realise that 90% of the universe could kill us? also black holes arn't exactly a sign of fine tuning. plus all you are doing is offering questions, the weight of questions does not determine the existance of god. you have given no proof towards the existance of god, only questions.

  • Fine-tuned for Human life and all life. And the second law of thermdynamics guarentees that the complex molecules such as DNA does not form in nature by natural causes. Evolution is invalid.

  • again you are using the origin of matter and the principles of the universe to try and disprove evolution, when they have absoultly NOTHING to do with evolution, evolution only explains events that take place after life exists.

  • I would recommend that you read the links I provided dealing with speciation and how evolution cannot account for the diversion of animal life forms. The physics evidence just demstrates the necessity of God.

  • no, those are just questions, plus prehaps you don't understand the time scale we are dealing with here, ive already went through evolution facts blog and ripped apart every arguement on there. the poster refused the reply it would seem. you can find it on my page

  • Why are atheists afraid? Because deep down they really know that there is a God in heaven that they are accountable to - now and later. They just don't want to be reminded of how the One and Only Holy God has been trying to get their attention. BY THE WAY THAT is ACTUALLY A GREAT BLOG!!! JESUS IS THE KING!

  • quite the oppisite, we don't need to be scared into moral rightousness by eternal hell fire, we do as we are told because we KNOW what we are told is good. we know this because we weigh the evidence. just look at the precent of prison population, majority is theist, atempt and moraless athiest arguements are compleatly foundationless.

  • You are again mistaken. The people who come to Jesus don't come to Him out of fear of Hell. They come to Him and surrender to Him because He is the King, master, and saviour. We love Him because He first loved us.

  • what about all those other religions? you know the ones that arn't named christianity. if your going to vouch for theism over athiesm you should at least take all religions into account. and you can't convience an athiest by telling him god by proxy loves them because that is total BS if you actualy open your eyes

  • Hilarious!

  • Evirus(factor) what on earth are you reading a fishing magazine?

    To believe what you believe is a greater stretch than those talking monkeys in a bar,

    We know monkeys can't talk or can they? Nahhhhhh...

  • natural selection is 100% logical, evolution being the product of evolution is all so 100% logical(just look at the evidence for once), a god comming from nothing, creating humans, and giving them no clear evidence based in science to believe in said god, thats a stretch, there is no good reason to believe in such unprovable things.

  • You really should look at the blog before you speak. The only type of being who could ONLY possiblity fill the shoes as the Creator MUST be Transcendent. Only a Being who is Uncaused had to be the first cause. That is 100% logical. Your responses should pertain to the blog. Otherwise, they all sound antiquated and aloof.

  • the question regarding what formed or created the universe has no significance to the scientific theory of evolution, evolution deals with living things, so if its not living its not evolving. to put it in simplier terms, evolution is rooted in biology not astrology or physics or whatever else has its hands in universal generation.

  • I have MORE emphasis on biochemistry has I do phyisics. Anyways, I intended the physics data to disprove atheism more than evolution. I believe that you are using my evidence for physics to create a fallacy of distraction, because you are now realizing that even atheism is groundless and there are genetic boundaries and extinction limits placed on all organisms that prevent speciation by micro-evolution from from creating a new organism.

  • but heck, ill bite, define natural selecetion and natural selection in two sentences.

  • natural selection and evolution i mean^

  • Again Natural selection assumes that an organism exists and has a partner to reproduce with both. Both had to be in existance simultaniously. Natural selection does not produce NEW genes. It does not answer the origins of life. Never is an argument out of ignorance a valid answer.

  • evolution dosn't seek to answere the origin of life, it takes place after life exists. using gravity to explain nuclear explosions is just as logical as using evolution to explain the origins of life.

  • Again you need to focus on the Material that I posted that pertain to bio-chemistry. And by the way, the evolutionist actually believe that all life form DNA arose from an accident. That's why it was addressed.

  • evolution specifically deals with the change in life, what "evolutionists" say about the creation of that life shouldn't be taken as litterally as what they say about the subject of their field, evolution

  • yah facts, heres whats wrong with your video, the term monkeys. us and the different "primates" that exist are essentialy distant distant realtives, all be it an extremly small relation take some geological time(fact), some gene mutation(fact), and some genetics(fact), and you get the change of a species into more adabted ones(fact).

  • The fact is EVOLUTION is UNSCIENTIFIC AND MYTHICAL. No wonder it is being offically rejected by modern science and the mass public. If people read and study the "evolutionfacts blog" they too will understand the depth and weight of the mountain of evidence then abandon atheism like an old superstitious fable.

  • you must be extremly ignorant to think that is true, there is no peer reviewed sources on that blog and a quick skim through shows either false assumptions, reasoning that is not linked to disproving evolution in the slightest, or junk that has already been proven false several times over.

  • Prove it!

  • prove what? be considerate about the character limit i dont want to have to cut my answere short, be specific.

  • Prove how the sources not based on actual scientific facts. Specifically where are the false assumptions? I have MORE emphasis on biochemistry has I do phyisics. Anyways I intended the physics data to disprove atheism more than evolution. What has been proven false? You made those accusations. Now prove it!

  • im not going to wade through that entire site and be able to come up with an arguement that fits within posting limits, pick the most damning one then ill give you my rebuttle.

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