Please visit my channel for the unpopular truth about homosexuality.
A person does not need hatred or any kind of phobia in order to acknowledge important differences between heterosexual attraction / behavior / marriage / adoption and homosexual attraction / behavior / marriage / adoption. Even non-religious people know this.
Homosexual activists, with support from the media, have succeeded at framing themselves as noble victims; it's an effective way to push a social agenda.
A person in John Cleese's position has it a bit different. The indignation he might feel about his ex getting a free ride isn't nearly bad enough that he can overlook how little 3 million dollars is.
That said, I never understood why wives got a percentage of their husbands earnings. Maybe a flat fee charged across all earnings brackets would encourage women to stop being selfish, entitled cunts.
Love John, but anyone famous who marries without a prenup is screwing themselves over. If you are suckered out of signing one by your soon-to-be significant other, then you can't blame anyone but yourself because prenups exist to avoid such situations.
John, mate go out an pickup a prossie now an then that way there's no repercussions, you get your leg over and the bitches get paid. Finito !!
Sounds like you didn't learn from losing all that money, that's all there after!!
Saddens me to see supposedly intelligent men being made fools off by gold digging Whores . As for the judges that bring down these rulings one can only cynically speculate to the reasons for such unbalanced, unfair and ludicrous settlements .. .
The judge who made that ruling should be thrown off the bench. How is that fair?! The judge basically rulled that she gets £21,000,000 and he gets £1,000,000 when it's all said and done. After legal fees he's probably left with nothing.
@purplenurps Yer that's the way I''d lean I'm afraid. A couple of million quid would buy you a tragic accident, Well tragic for the gold digging bitch anyway.
I hope I never go on the Graham Norton show. It's awesome to watch, humiliating to be in. You have to choose your words VERY carefully or else all of Britain (and a fair amount of the US, Europe, and Australia) will be laughing at your expense for many months, even years, into the future.
@jademm Jeremy Kyle is a monstrous nob who thinks that it's all fair game to put on a show that traffics in human misery.
He is basically a chat show host that only has guests that have an IQ of 4 or lower who are idiots who shag around and do insane stuff. He does lie detector tests, paternity tests and is just a complete cock to people check some out on youtube, he's a massive cock.
@marinos1977 That's the shitty laws we live with. Women marry millionaires and take half their money, even though they didn't work a day in their whore lives.
BBC, come on why put the link in if most of the civilized world can't see the program because of "rights" ? You own the rights, so why not stick an ad in front of it and let everyone see it ? Otherwise it just goes on here or on a torrent and you miss out. Come on BBC get with the new paradigm.
@GowanBray Because this is primarily a British organisation, some laws need to be abided by and people in the UK can access all of the website. BBC iPlayer - the part of the site, I think you're referring to - is a service, provided to show recent programmes, which UK viewers may have missed live. So, this episode of The Graham Norton Show isn't available any more; that link in the video description is just programme information. Also, people in the UK can't access American online TV.
@GowanBray Because to be honest 'most of the civilized world' doesn't come to the BBC, the people that the BBC broadcast to come to the BBC. It's not like channels over in the USA, Australia, France or Germany are so much better. :/
@maisonneuve Gary Glitter has been arrested several times for owning underage pornography and i believe/according to wikipedia he has been accused of soliciting and molesting underage girls in both vietnam and cambodia. So not really that funny of a subject to joke about - but still i giggled.
Playful. LOL. John you lovely bastard! Love ya!!
zzzooozzzify 1 day ago
"I've split up with people-I still hve a house!" brilliant line
GameGeezerGibbo 4 days ago
No, he took an arrow to the knee. Silly Graham!
Cleo4696 6 days ago
1:47 little wink the dirty dog ;)
SgtPenguinboyx 1 week ago
It's The Guv from Spud.
sofes153 1 month ago
hahah! John Cleese reminds me so much of my grandpa when he does that wink!:P
Imiloaheh 1 month ago
lol comedy's finest from 3 different generations :D
JordanGordonNaish 1 month ago
The wink right at the end was my favourite part :')
aimeefran 2 months ago 11
"as long as u didn't meet her when u were 40 everythings fine"
hahaha love lee mack :D
TheRocknRollZebra 2 months ago 6
God bless John Cleese, one of my favourite people EVER.
Filmzie 2 months ago
you sillly... he took an ARROW to the knee...
matt90uk 2 months ago 14
@matt90uk Haha as soon as I heard that I knew there'd be a comment on it.
Nat4Brendan 2 months ago
martin clunes has a fantasticly large mouth
hinghong5 4 months ago 2
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Homosexual activists, with support from the media, have succeeded at framing themselves as noble victims; it's an effective way to push a social agenda.
lightandbeautiful 4 months ago
wink at 1:48
MegaSexytimes 4 months ago 12
Memo to John Cleese; Get a better fucking lawyer mate.
eezysqueezy 5 months ago 3
@eezysqueezy he would have to hire a genius then, the judge and jury already favor the woman
CorvusCorone68 4 months ago
It's still so weird for me, watching Fawlty Towers when he was young and really thin, then seeing recent videos of him.
LOVE him in The Swan Princess :D
jettison27 5 months ago
@jettison27 He's hardly fat, is he. He's a big man anyway (6"5) so will naturally get heavier as he ages.
eezysqueezy 5 months ago
pause at 0:00 and look at John Cleese's ankle! :O
lovez2eat 5 months ago 4
John Cleese is tall!
bellis84 5 months ago
I'd kill her if that was my wife......no joke
purplenurps 5 months ago
A person in John Cleese's position has it a bit different. The indignation he might feel about his ex getting a free ride isn't nearly bad enough that he can overlook how little 3 million dollars is.
That said, I never understood why wives got a percentage of their husbands earnings. Maybe a flat fee charged across all earnings brackets would encourage women to stop being selfish, entitled cunts.
GSNRecords 4 months ago
@GSNRecords
Love John, but anyone famous who marries without a prenup is screwing themselves over. If you are suckered out of signing one by your soon-to-be significant other, then you can't blame anyone but yourself because prenups exist to avoid such situations.
EnigmaDrath 3 months ago
He makes hosting this type of show look so effortless. Doesn't matter who's on it, if he's running the show it's watchable.
sphoney 6 months ago 13
i LOVE that wink john cleese gives graham after hat knee comment :D
s3iko 6 months ago 66
@s3iko you saw it too? YAY!
xsunsetroseX 6 months ago
"The old Gary Glitter line!" LOL!
Deel2506 7 months ago
lee mack in his prime, genius
SuperDrummerJoe 7 months ago 3
I think it's distasteful to ask 1 million a year, just because you get divorced.. but hey, maybe that's just me..
ChocolatePieSuus 7 months ago 10
It's a bit distasteful to share your divorce details like that.
Hilarious people, though,
Sonicked 8 months ago
i clicked this video just to watch some Graham Norton
imagine my reaction when john cleese opened his mouth.
I DIED.
I REGENERATED INTO THE SAME BODY
(sadly, i didn't get to turn into a Michael Jackson doppelganger like i wanted)
AND CAME BACK AND WATCHED THE REST.
loved it. <3
StaraziaSelin66 9 months ago
This why I love Graham norton
Pinkranger87 10 months ago
John, mate go out an pickup a prossie now an then that way there's no repercussions, you get your leg over and the bitches get paid. Finito !!
Sounds like you didn't learn from losing all that money, that's all there after!!
Saddens me to see supposedly intelligent men being made fools off by gold digging Whores . As for the judges that bring down these rulings one can only cynically speculate to the reasons for such unbalanced, unfair and ludicrous settlements .. .
Quontomleeeep 1 year ago
John cleese you dog! ;D
HelloImHenriette 1 year ago
is John Cleese wearing slippers at 1:46? dementia...
pjfsupertramp 1 year ago
i'm pretty sure at 1:50 John Cleese winks at Graham NOrtone lol :P
WhatK8yBethdid 1 year ago 5
The judge who made that ruling should be thrown off the bench. How is that fair?! The judge basically rulled that she gets £21,000,000 and he gets £1,000,000 when it's all said and done. After legal fees he's probably left with nothing.
hop208 1 year ago
JOHN CLEESE <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Silivrin1 1 year ago
lol and gays are fighting for this right? so right marriage sucks.
1234blahluv 1 year ago 9
No word of a lie, if i was john cleese i'd kill my ex-wife.
purplenurps 1 year ago
@purplenurps Yer that's the way I''d lean I'm afraid. A couple of million quid would buy you a tragic accident, Well tragic for the gold digging bitch anyway.
majortuckage 1 year ago
I want The Graham Norton show to interview Simon Baker from 'The Mentalist'
adzkleo 1 year ago 4
I hope I never go on the Graham Norton show. It's awesome to watch, humiliating to be in. You have to choose your words VERY carefully or else all of Britain (and a fair amount of the US, Europe, and Australia) will be laughing at your expense for many months, even years, into the future.
durge666 1 year ago
John Cleese is a comedy legend.
LinguistDan 1 year ago
0:45 Who's Jeremy Kyle?
jademm 1 year ago
@jademm Jeremy Kyle is a monstrous nob who thinks that it's all fair game to put on a show that traffics in human misery.
He is basically a chat show host that only has guests that have an IQ of 4 or lower who are idiots who shag around and do insane stuff. He does lie detector tests, paternity tests and is just a complete cock to people check some out on youtube, he's a massive cock.
wehatemacs 1 year ago
@wehatemacs
In other words, he's the UK version of Maury Povich.
jademm 1 year ago
@jademm yeah, him and Jerry Springer but on a much lower budget. looks like a poor persons lounge.
wehatemacs 1 year ago
LOVE THE WINK
anneich0 1 year ago
I love Cleese's little wink to Norton after the "Is that how you hurt your knee" comment
Gabbeh21 1 year ago 7
I'd be proud to make John Cleese laugh.
freaky108 1 year ago 5
playful;).
CF1975 1 year ago
This is hilarious, those four are great together!
Calders 1 year ago
'The old gary glitter line' haha Lee Mack, you legend!
Emii0071 1 year ago 7
that´s one awesome couch right there
justwannahavfun19 1 year ago 4
Embodied in this 2 minute clip is everything I love about the British humour and entertainment.
jorsman 1 year ago
How the fuck is that legal? The greedy gold digging whore.
marinos1977 1 year ago 6
@marinos1977 That's the shitty laws we live with. Women marry millionaires and take half their money, even though they didn't work a day in their whore lives.
oglocgeeks2nd 1 year ago
@oglocgeeks2nd While there are definitely abuses in the system, the laws are there for legitimate reasons.
1Vella 1 year ago
Martin clunes what a honest funny guy! lee mack hillarious, john cleese fantastic as basil! graham a knob jockey lol
YooBurp 1 year ago
No man is safe from modern women not even Basil fawlty.
jimmy27paul 1 year ago
3 of comedies finest.
ShaunHawksworth 1 year ago 195
@ShaunHawksworth And lee mack too...
brook31616 1 year ago
@ShaunHawksworth 4 of comedies finest. Graham is funny as hell.
TheCarlScharnberg 8 months ago
@ShaunHawksworth ...and Lee Mack
moltencheese123 8 months ago
@ShaunHawksworth You mean 4 ;)
Cashingles 6 months ago 10
Way to go John! Loved Fawlty Towers. You are looking old, sadly.
Gladman 1 year ago
God, I just love Brits' un-PC stuff!!!
And I love John, of course:)
4kisch 1 year ago
My mums boss' friend is going out with john cleese.
mandyroxurworld 1 year ago
@mandyroxurworld my sisters best friends hair dresser doesn't care.
gigawebsurfer 1 year ago
@gigawebsurfer lol, ok.
mandyroxurworld 1 year ago
LOL! Found this show on torrent... guess thats how Ill have to see it. They look like they have such a good time!
ManservantPablo 1 year ago
Superb humour.
wizztay 1 year ago
BBC, come on why put the link in if most of the civilized world can't see the program because of "rights" ? You own the rights, so why not stick an ad in front of it and let everyone see it ? Otherwise it just goes on here or on a torrent and you miss out. Come on BBC get with the new paradigm.
GowanBray 1 year ago 248
@GowanBray I agree 100%
ManservantPablo 1 year ago
@GowanBray
I don't understand why the BBC puts up some videos and not other ones from THE SAME SHOW.
jademm 1 year ago
@GowanBray Because this is primarily a British organisation, some laws need to be abided by and people in the UK can access all of the website. BBC iPlayer - the part of the site, I think you're referring to - is a service, provided to show recent programmes, which UK viewers may have missed live. So, this episode of The Graham Norton Show isn't available any more; that link in the video description is just programme information. Also, people in the UK can't access American online TV.
LinguistDan 1 year ago
@GowanBray we can't see nost of the videos from Vevo, CBS or ABC even though they're commercially funded.
OffTheWallChick 1 year ago 7
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newestgamereviews 10 months ago
@OffTheWallChick oh and don't forget about hulu, amazon.com and others lol.
newestgamereviews 10 months ago
@GowanBray Because to be honest 'most of the civilized world' doesn't come to the BBC, the people that the BBC broadcast to come to the BBC. It's not like channels over in the USA, Australia, France or Germany are so much better. :/
Pilkingtube 5 months ago
@GowanBray i know right, i can easily get this episode in literally under a minute. all it takes is this:
Google Search "graham norton show, john cleese, lee mack, martin clunes"
find out what episode from wikipedia.
paste episode name on piratebay.
find good torrent
DONE.
ZuvioxArts 1 month ago 2
lol
helendqueen 1 year ago
i don't understand the gary glitter joke. Must be a UK specific thing. could someone plz explain?
maisonneuve 1 year ago
@maisonneuve Gary Glitter has been arrested several times for owning underage pornography and i believe/according to wikipedia he has been accused of soliciting and molesting underage girls in both vietnam and cambodia. So not really that funny of a subject to joke about - but still i giggled.
pepper70788 1 year ago 4
@maisonneuve Gary Glitter was a paedophile.
theimben 1 year ago
Ohhh grow up 007! XD
245thegreat 1 year ago