Best of RiffTrax's Star Trek

[2wingo]

I cannot believe you didn't include the "funky Spock" part.

[TheInstantClassic1]

"Kirk is ejected along with a copy of Twilight!"

"Ah they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful!"

LMFAO!!!! Greatest Twilight insult ever!!!

[swatkids3d]

@trainchugger53 that is actually the part where he lays the smack down, or is it...... spockdown?

[HobbyJim2010]

"and this flask, and this paddle game and that's all I neeeeeeed!"

[alpiazza]

I'm Kathleen Turner!

[Spartain1998]

IM USIN EVERY OBLIGATORY CATCHPHRASE IVE GOT SIR!!! LOL

[Archedgar]

This movie was terrible and so was heroes after season 1.

These guys are on the money.

[urangelofdeathawaits]

They packed him toilet paper!

[DannySG1]

4:04

Hi Nero! Best. Moment.Ever!

[flmbyz]

Neyice!!!

[redsoxcometh]

"Emotions run deep in our race."

"No they don't, GO TO HELL DAD!!"

[Athlynne]

"Still Scottish and whimsical, sir!" :)

[BlackNeoCataphract]

4:28

Indeed it is perfect



[Qballz23]

NEEYICCCE!!!!



[RightWingHunter666]

"Finally my makeup kit"...lmao good Tyler Perry rip

[DashCat9]

It's the vengeful laser ghost of Harvey Milk!

Heeeeeeh....San Fransisco Humor.

[DashCat9]

Or by a Kiwi pretending to be a southern doctor.

Spoooooooooooock.

[plastique45]

Fuck this movie sucked.

[Hexed4Life]

"Kurk is ejected along with a dog-eared copy of Twilight." "Ah, they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful." LMMFAO I love Rifftrax's Twilight jokes.

[Wintermute01001]

"Why did Heroes suck so much after Season 1?"

[KreatorRage]

Uhh, lightyears are a measurement of distance, not time.

[FHCTech]

I like motorcycles!

[mustang6172]

Who else went mental over that golf ball retriever mention?

[Skrimpish]

tell my bald wife and bald kids how bald i waaaasssss...

[christimacc]

I watched this movie today and instead of being caught up in the wonderful story and special effects, I found myself laughing as I said the riffs. Darn you, Rifftrax! You ruin everything!!!!

[tmarofvulcan]

"Is that a Tauntaun? You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise!!" Hehehehee...

[withthebirdillshare]

Forgive me for riffing on riffers but - "That supernova was only 3 lightyears from retirement!' Oh really? Well I'm just glad it's 12 miles to christmas.

[shuiyuki]

@withthebirdillshare Technically speaking, Lightyear does refer to time and distance in unison, as it's Light's travel time to the location it is going.

[MrXGLWalker]

SPOOOOOOCK.......

[dgallegos4201]

She hulk is pleased!! Lmao

[extremeXjapanophile]

No one has gone here before! Permission to boldly go?

[thatwhichisgiven]

Never asking anyone where they're from... ever... again...

[heymoolol]

you left out my favourite bit. Where they drop out of warp into the wreckage of all of the starships, and it goes to a 3rd person view of the enterprise and all the debris floating around and bill says:

"This is what space would look like if I were in charge of it."

The way he says it is just brilliant.

[barakamkmk]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hi nero lololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[clivebarker25]

Hi Nero!

[MrHEC381991]

HI NERO!

[plasm2]

"ships are fueled by redbull"

[purseus]

this just reminds me of MST3K this is epic

[eastwing329]

@purseus same guys.

[purseus]

@eastwing329 yea i realized that when i imdb'ed it lol

[SuperFlyinPwrs]

You skipped the Funky Spock Song!

[ZBone12]

SPAAAAAAAAA

[marktrade88]

The FUTCHAAAAA

[NJmetal94]

haha the jerk reference was great

[dajosh42069]

She hulk is pleased!!

[mer0902]

"HI Christopher, I'm Nero."

"HI NERO!!"

[knightni73]

HI NERO!

[Mordecai478]

BRRRNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG BRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGG BRRNGG BRNGNGNGN BRRRRRRNGNGNGNGGGG-ING-ING-ING­-ING

I LIEK MOTORCYCLES

[DoYouKnoTheTimes]

@Mordecai478 I lol'd so hard at that

[trainchugger53]

"Spock."

"SPAAAAAAAAAAAHK"

Killed me I played it 3 times

[OceanbornAngel]

"It's all twitchy and confusing, it must be a Transformer."

I lol'd so much at that.

[originalprettybird]

Applying a move from the Benny Hill Collection.

[tazzy186]

"GRANDMA!"

"Go on without m-"

"Okay"

[Draqonelle1]

Is that an allusion to the Jerk. Urban is very Steve martin-Esqe!

[sweetrockchick]

The Heroes comment made my day!

[SonicRyan1992]

@sweetrockchick i remember everytime Spock got angry, I went: "OH GOD NO! HE'S GONNA SLICE HIS HEAD OPEN!!"; or when Kirk "passed" the test: "You have an amazing ability. I must have it." while pointing my finger at Kirk's head.

[GoldenGal42]

Thanks for this. My Star Trek DVD is at another house. T^T

[Cajek2]

3:35 he ran straight into the ship's brewery

[PowerOfGreenScreen]

3:51 AAAAHHHHH DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[PowerOfGreenScreen]

@TheLastMonarch chris hemsworth started his acting career in star trek and beat out 200 actors to play thor

[Puddy686]

"I told you we shoudn't have made the ship out of drywall."

[thevintagerose]

Every time the Rifftrax guys do their Shatner "SPOOOOOOCK" I laugh a lot.

[hornymaneee]

I really love this movie but this is hilarious especially at 7:38

[MistressRhea]

"Thank god my hair is undamaged!"

[MrBuch169169]

Welcome to the USS Fake Accents.

[soaringheart5]

"AH WE WENT TO DETROIT BY ACCIDENT!"

[Sutidude]

What?

Captain?

Sulu?

[Cpt50Caliber]

@Sutidude

Spock? :P

[Qballz23]

NYICE

[FHCTech]

"I like motorcycles!"

I nearly died.

[HarmlessVampire13]

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HAMSTER?!

[SAOrules]

I can't believe they didn't comment on the constant lens flare in this movie, geez, its like there was a light shining in your eyes every possible second of the movie!

[NateSean]

@SAOrules They must have at least once.

[TheNarutoCastRocks]

Lol I still love this. I wish the other one was still up because you missed a couple of the ones I like. Especially the Funky Spock scene/song. c:

[JamesOhGoodie]

ROMULANS: Whatever you do, don't ask them where they're from.

[Redlin5]

HIIIIIII NERO!

[DanEcho67]

A "Best of Star Trek" without "Funky Spock"? Surely you jest!

[MikeAM78]

God, this was such a ridiculously crappy movie that totally bastardized STAR TREK and turned into J.J. Abrams own personal STAR WARS. Thank God for the Rifftrax guys.

[hornymaneee]

@MikeAM78 Boy I'd really wish thered be less people disliking this movie, everytime I read the negative comments I wanna hunt them down and kill em (this is a guy that likes wars and trek alike talking) so go fuck yourself and burn in hell, jerk

[NickFury182]

"Emotions run deep within our race"

No they don't, GO TO HELL DAD!!

[Bomfunker91]

"Report hell! Game over, man!"

"Thank God my hair is undamaged!"

"...and this flask...and this paddle game...and that's all I need!"

"AYAH to you too pal!"

[nicoleemariee29]

"Captain officially boned."

[kingofgames1220]

if this is the best of star trek where's funky spock?!

[MansonFan64]

"Nice!"

"Nice!"

"Nice!"

"Neee-ice!"

[DawnFire27]

I VEANT To CHANGE MY LUUNCH Order!

[Sutidude]

What the hell, is that a tauntaun? You marooned me in the wrong franchise, you idiots?

[TheLordExplodeon]

"Still Scottish and WHEEM-sical, sir!"

[Aletodis]

XD

[LOTR4ever1]

"Hi I'm Charlie, the alien death machine. Kill you later bye!" Lol-ed for hours!!!!

[KHWendy28]

so they now do new movies too awesome I did not know that I miss mst3000 it was a great show so how do you get this.

[opsimathics]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!

[gabedamien]

Haha, YouTube has poor grammar: “1 dislikes.”

[LithiumLogica]

"How many people are going to -choke- me today?" XD

[TheSlevinCalevra]

She hulk is pleased!

[MrBuch169169]

Still Scottish and whimsical, sir!

[purpleshamrock17]

"look at this ship...it is constructed of pure awesome"

"emotions run deep within our race...no they dont! Go to hell DAD!"

"i forgot to pack soooooocks!"

"their faces don't look like our faces, shoot them!"

"and that's how lava lamps are made"

[Sever607]

4:20 The best part of this riff.

[elpollodelamuerte]

Just don't ask him where he's from!

[StrongIntelligent]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYGHHHHISSSSE

[19nisey69]

@StrongIntelligent Was dying laughing on that one.

[WhiteTiger225]

I just love the fact their enemy is an old emo prospector FROM THE FUTURE! (Seriously, thats a future mining vessel XD)

[JJJMMM1]

You left out baby-Shatner :(

[Igarappappa]

My God, the ship can talk!!!

[ShadowCrashed81]

Nice wilhelm scream. 

[alexthehunted]

Look honey there's daddy at work

[Windclaw]

Best one from this go:

Nero: "I'm not going to kill him. I'm gona make him watch!"

Mike: "Every single episode of Joey...In a row!"

Bill: "Captain! That's barbaric!"

Mike: "Muhahahaha!"

[AkuSan10]

"What's it like to not feel ANGER?"

"I HATE it."

"Or heartbreak?"

"It's VERY devastating..."

[BinaryFlareRC]

"Hello."

"I'm Kathleen Turner..."

[bahaanaldo]

Or a Kiwi pretending to be a southern Doctor.

Hahahahaha

[CM99501]

ONLY 1 BRAVE SPERM PENETRATES THE EGGS OUTER WALL

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Backstreet's back, alright!" And I much prefer their new lineup.

[CrazyAnimatorOfDoom]

SHE HULK IS PLEASED!

[dariendude17]

Awww come on! No Funky Spock?

[vintagegirl31]

@dariendude17 i know! i saw that in another clip on here that had that. it was awesome. had some GREAT lines that arent on this one. "we shall now commence woofing on why you so ugly" i swear whem mike said that i almost fell out of my seat.

[PunchSydeiron]

"Finally, I'm alone. I'm never wearing pants again!"

[lizerman74]

'The witch told me!' 

[caviekim]

"Yes, but we pronounce it--the FUTURE!!!"

[MissMillsonxx]

AYAAA

AYYAA to you too :D

[moretime88]

"Nice"

"Nice"

Nieeeeeeouceeeeeeee"

LMFAO XD

[cliffsheets73]

I liked the line:

"Oh, Gross! Budweiser? The Future SUCKS!"

But you didn't include it.

[cliffsheets73]

I liked the line:

"Oh, Gross! Budweiser? The Future SUCKS!"

[Anyhoodle7]

"I dont know which one im jealous of"  best ever

[WhiteTiger225]

It amazed me in this movie how in the future they give douchey young twilight rejects access to universe destroying blackholes machines XD

[davedaveydave]

yes but we pronounce it THE FUTURE!

[SickBritKid]

Ah, so they DO Riff awesome movies, now!

At first I thought that they only riffed bad ones, like Twilight and the Prequel trilogy!

[aztekarrow]

"He looks lot scarier then he is. These guys are the Romulan equivalent of mall security."

[CassaStarfire]

"No, they don't! Go to hell, dad!"

[GoldenGal42]

I'm almost tempted to watch this movie simply for them... but I am a Star Trek fan so it might melt my brain. Though I did survive Twilight with Rifftrax's help.

Decisions...

[MissReige]

@GoldenGal42 It seriously was a good movie, not sure why you're being butthurt.

[GoldenGal42]

@MissReige 'butthurt' O.o Do I even want to know?

I've heard mixed reviews on the film. It's a... I'll either hate it or not hate it that much. I just feel it doesn't have the feeling the series used to have. All that shiny stuff. Not to mention the alternative universe and the distruction of Vulcan. And the "love triangle"...

Decisions...

[MissReige]

@GoldenGal42 Is it hard to figure out what 'butthurt' means?

Well, it is a reboot. If you can deal with something being different from what you've always seen, you'll probably like it.

[GoldenGal42]

@MissReige *goes to urbandic* Ahhh. I question the use of that term now but bah.

Hmm. Good point. Just from what I've seen from it, reviews, previews, just doesn't seem like a film I'll enjoy. Perhaps I'm too picky. I shall say 'no' to it now but one day (when it's on tv) I shall probably watch it. I might like it then.

[MansonFan64]

She-hulk is pleased!

[cernex]

NI-AIIIICE!

[yamihoole]

oh wow. I havent laughed that hard in awhile... XD

[Apollomasque]

What a minute, all he has left is his BONES? BONES!?

So every time his friends call Dr. McCoy by his nickname, they're reminding him of his painful divorce? What assholes!

[NostalgiaCriticAnime]

@Apollomasque No, it was because "bones" was an old nickname for doctors, because of how they operated on their patients

[Apollomasque]

@NostalgiaCriticAnime

I like my interpretation better.

[EpicBeard815]

AYAAAAAAA!

[ErasmusBasset]

SPAWWWWWWWK.

[dasdasist]

"their faces dont look like our faces shoot them!!"

[iamerex]

Wait, wait, wait...Spaaaawwwk invented Ferbies????

[Mistoffelees11]

zachary quinto is the best actor ever, i adore him

[brady178]

"It's the vengeful laser ghost of Harvey Milk." lol

[juliebogen]

"I'm not sure which one I'm jealous of!"

ahahahahahaa!

[Everwen45]

"Backstreet's back... ALRIGHT"

[Avocado11]

KNEE ICE!!!

[TehReeves]

"It's all twitchy and confusing.....must be a transformer"

[banananer16]

so kirk is betrayed by his natural oiliness.

dang it, i knew we shouldn't have built the ship out of drywall!

[killerbumble]

Report.

Report Hell! GAME OVER MAN!

[ReservedRealist]

LOL "I forgot to renew our AAA"

[BlooddancerLegion]

"Hi, I'm Charlie, the Alien Death Machine! Kill ya later! Ehyuckhuhuhuck!"

[OHMYGOSHitsSARA]

"Are you done now?" "I LIKE MOTORCYCLES"

[r0sebud91]

ohhh we went to Detroit by accident!

[onexero1]

Brave little sperm.

[PabloVlogChannel]

beware the fearsome porcupinians

[killerbumble]

I WANT MY BLANKET NOW!

[BlueSugarMaple]

Scotty and his wife have a weird relationship.

[chatchick2]

I love your sense of humor, Damar.

[mysticblade35]

"Spock."

"SPOOOOOOOCK, SPOOOOCK, Spock..."

[bobbyandbeans]

2:30 "And this paddle game ... and that's all I need!"

OMIGOD I thought I was the only one on the planet that remembered The Jerk! Leave it to Rifftrax ...

[GriffithAMPS]

"Captain officially boned."

[watda74]

-U'M USIN' EVERY OBLEEGATORY COTCH PHREZ U'VE GAWT!!

I knew this was going to be a good one! lol

[PianoMan4Life1982]

the young Gary Busey cronicels. Classic MST3K humour.

[TheMonsterPatrol]

I LIEK MOTERSYKLZ

[ErasmusBasset]

SPAWWWWWWWWWWWK!

[supermet567]

so are we winning or.......................

[ImagineWizard]

5:43

'Is that a Tautan?! You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise you idiots!'

6:38 'You'd think they'd have fixed this problem after the horrible death of Augustus Gloop'

7:40 'Hiya!'

7:50 'Well, It looks like it's time to summon Lord Vader'

7:55 'Master Splinter? Raphael? Anyone?'

Rifftrax always makes me laugh....

[TitenSxull]

"AH! We went to Detroit by accident!"