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  • Good word!We've become a very reprobate nation full of mockers.

  • O'Reilly is a Cunt!!!!

  • O'Reilly is a dick head.

  • lol watch my bill reilly parody/remix

  • No!

  • haha this is hilarious

  • LMFAO who knew he was such a master of the erotic arts...

  • haha "O'reilled" up ha

  • 1:37-1:45

    Did he say he had two orgasms?

    He said that ashley had two orgasms.

    That's bullshit!

  • someone already made a remix of his audiobook:

    v=J4QA2edcccY

  • Too funny. Keeps it human. O'Reilly wrote about sex before he wrote about morality. Sounds like my life.

  • fox news is trash.

  • "hello george"

    XD lol!! that dude was funny

  • Is it possible for my ears to feel they have been raped?

  • Does anyone know that Chuck "The Rifleman" Connors had an obscure career in gay porn before getting his big break?

    25 years ago, I was drug dealer with a $500 dollar a month cocaine habit. Today I am an ordained minister. I say forgive, live and let live.

    Kimmel is funny, but trying to torpedo a person's credibility based upon past mistakes, is just being a cheese-dick douche-bag. Grow the Eff-Up, Kimmel!

  • Your piece ofs hit. Ministers are fucking joke and a Plague on soceity.

  • and you don't think bill-o wouldn't do the same thing for ratings???????

    Ordained minister????? PaLEEZE - with that kind of language????

  • What? Ministers aren't allowed to use language?

    PaLEEZE yourself...oh wait, you probably already did!!

  • OK, let me use some then - shut the fuck up asshole.

  • Ah, man, I just pissed a kidney I laughed so hard!

  • Billo the Clown sux donkey balls. He's already been caught redhanded having phone sex with a hooker. How much longer until the pictures surface of the "culture warrior" with his pants down taking it up the ass from a man in a gimp suit?

  • how do you have phone sex? put your dick in the mouthpiece? Get off from the vibrations the phone gives while the other person is talking? Lmfao.

  • Oh man that made me laugh so damn hard.

  • However it is that you have phone sex, Billo the Clown managed to have it. Whether he stuck his dong in the receiver of a phone or just shoved the receiver directly up his blotchy red ass cheeks is unknown to me. What is known is that Billo is a closeted freak who no doubt is infatuated with the very elements of Western culture that he protests against so vehemently. I'll wager a good bet that Billo masturbates to hermaphroditic porn on a daily basis.

  • ... I'm not a billo fan but I'm not sure Western Culture is masturbating to hermaphrodite porn on a daily basis... maybe you are... to much info from you... lol

  • ...Or maybe I touched a nerve and unveiled you as a herm masturbator. Sorry if you feel exposed.

  • ... clever...

    lol,

    You basically just repeated what I said about you... back to me. How long did it take you to come up with that?

    bill o'reilly is a fucking tool, but YOU SIR are a complete jackass. Please think of something clever as a response next time someone tells you that YOUR infatuated with "hermaphoditic porn" you fucking clown.

    in the mean time, choke

  • Perhaps because it is obvious that you ARE a fucking tool like O'Reilly, and you DO jerk whatever silly joke is between your legs to herm porn. It is fairly obvious that you like Billo, which is why you denied that you do. You likely whack "it" to him as well and were offended that you had been exposed as a closet Billo Whacker.

    It's o.k. I understand that you're in denial.  Just get into your car in the garage, turn over the motor, and breathe in deeply. You'll be aiding the gene pool.

  • if that isnt sarcastic you need to kill yourself asap.

  • is this real?

  • lol no

  • I just Googled this I think it is !

  • This is beyond hilarious xD The old black guy and the old white guy is awesome!!! "Di

  • Hi Folks.

    This is a typical white repressed conservative Christian guy...One side of the coin they portray as people with good moral and family values and in the other side they show their true colorshypocrisy

    Blanco racistas.. white racism. If I am wrong correct me and edicate me please.

    Thanks

  • Edicate hey?

  • Maybe his "dirty" side is not his true colors. Maybe his good moral values are his true side and he got sidetracked. In pointing hypocrisy, you are judging. That isn't appropriate and is invalid. In what part of this video was racism shown? U make a couple statements that are senseless.

  • Hahaha. This just made my day.

  • old black guy = awesome. haha

  • LOL

  • Oh! I love this!

    I have culture warrior - when I need relief from temporary constipation, nothing works better.

    I was just looking up the old Andrea Mackris "allegations". It'd be just a shame if that old issue crops up and pushes Bill over the edge. I sure hope everyone doesn't go to those old videos and start renewing the interest. That'd just be a shame especially with Glenn Beck waiting in the wings.

  • a pervert alright, lol

  • hello george

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  • I LOVE THE BLACK GUY

  • You know this was funny, but just remind me that if and when I write a romantic novel don't let Bill O'Reilly read the audio version.

  • who gives a fuck, you stupid bastard why don't you tell them how you do it. sperm burper

  • Countmaster talks like his mom is also his sister.

  • Did he write it or just voice it? Big deal anyway if he did. Sexuality isn't a sin. Were all human. Big deal.

  • bad acting ................nodought

  • "Ashley had two orgasms."

    "Oh thats bullshit."

    LMFAO... Funny old man... Im not surprised by this... O'reily a perverted Douche bag

  • Like you are so "up above it all"

  • Not at all.... But O'reilly has proven time and time again he is a DOUCHE

  • Yeah I read on wiki that the two main character dudes are basically re-imaginings of himself. So, basically, O'reilly is such as a narcissist that he wrote a book where both the main characters are him and one those gives a chick a double-orgasm...someone's living in fantasy land.

  • Didn't he write that book almost 30 years when he was just getting out of college and still very young?

  • "We'll do it live!!!"

  • "FUCK IT!"

  • Check out "Bill O'Reilly Flips Out(Do it Live!!!!!!11[DiscoTech RMX]"

    It PERFECTLY captures the man, the moment, the magic.

  • "i think it's beautiful"

    lmfao

  • "hello george" that black guy is fucking awesome lol

  • That's ehte best part, haha.

  • Oreilly likes it up the ass.

    Pinhead after pinhead

    Uhhhhhh

  • OK... I'm so scared. if it's NOT for real.. I'm terrified that anyone would think of O'Viley and sex in the same context... and if it's really him... oh dear god. I have no words. I think I'll go see if there's any cliffs I can go jump off ..... Please MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!! I need a therapist.

  • Q: What's the opposite of "erotic"?

    A: Any sex novel written and/or read out loud by Bill O'Reilly.

  • Wow, some of the worst "erotica" I've ever heard.

  • with all the impersonators out there i wouldn't be surprised if this was a well made ruse..... hahahah

  • i've heard other clips from the audiobook and its worse. it kind of sounds like he's reading the diaries of a sex offender. its bad. i still have nighmares.

  • hahahahahahaha

  • the old black guy was funny.

  • OO和我没什么关系哦。

  • Hello George !

  • This must be what O'Reilly's talking about when he talks about "STRAIGHT TALK". And who is he referring to??? My guess is he's fantasizing over Ann Coulter...I think in the next paragraph he writes about licking her adam's apple!

  • even O'Reilly doesn't like Ann Coulter.

  • why does everyone copy Howard Stern. He has been doing these book cuts for years.

  • Bill O'Reilly is the Anti-Christ

  • Dont give him that much credit haha, he's to stupid to be the Anti-Christ

  • Haha, just goes to show you that cable news talking heads are nothing more than actors playing a part. Bill O'Reilly is no more sincere than Stephen Colbert.

  • hahah

  • lol I didn't expect him to actually be reading it himself. That was just wrong

  • Eww..............

  • LOL

  • his "pipe" comment reminded me of the 40-year old virgin! haha..."it feels firm, like a bag of sand" lmao o'reilly is the 40-year old virgin!

  • I seriously wonder if (O'REALLY?) could make a woman orgasm once

  • omg two orgasms? bullshit

  • Bill O'Reilly had to pay for a sexual harassment

    lawsuit that he,"...will never speak of again." It

    seems he had practiced on audio tape.

  • ladies!!! Michael Jackson OR Bill O?? Who would you chose to spend a night with? lol

  • michael cuz he wouldnt touch them. prolly take them out for rides in his themepark

  • 1:17 - priceless

  • all reiled up hehe

  • that black guy is great, hello george lol

  • i know...dont you just wanna hang out with him? i do.

    and that no nonsense old white guy who called BS on the double orgasm...

  • Nothing make me more horny than hearing BIll "I USe A VIbarator" Oreilly talk about sex....hurp....Excuse me i think i threw up a little.

  • Awkward...

    They should play that alongside the National Anthem before baseball games.

  • UFC 99

    Oreilly Vs Nancy Grace

    Brass knuckles cage match. Loser has to interview Oberman

  • this is as close to sex oreilly will ever get

  • Stern could do it better

  • Howard Stern and Al Franken both have had this on their shows Al on air america did a funny take on it and called bill o out for being the perve he was

  • "hello george" lol

  • Oreilly is writing a sequel to that book now....it,s called "My intern cost me 10 million"!

  • I'm just curious as to why keith olbermann is not all over this?

  • 0_0 omg! lol

  • gold.

  • OReilly loves dildos.

    He calls them pinheads.

  • haha wow thats funny that some people dug it!

  • he's a perv. why do you think fox news adds all those blondes.

  • lol

  • Oh my God this is gold.

  • Bill's also talking about RUSH!!

  • Bill's talking about sean hanity.

  • The O'Reilly Factor in full effect.

  • Soon-to-be Senator Al Franken had this on his show (at one time called the O'Franken Factor Factor) on Air America Radio about 5 years ago. I'm not sure who found it for him, but it was a great source of laughter. It certainly made my lunch hour more entertaining.

  • good stuff XD

  • My johnson retracted inside my belly; thanks bill.

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  • do it live, bill!!! DO IT LIVE!!!!

  • Is it just me or this video unavailable?

  • just watch it in hq

  • it was little bills way of hitting on joe the plumber

  • no, that's just a fantasy you have.

  • funny

  • Bill O'reilly is a sexual deviant.

  • Oh 0.0 hello george!

    and

    I think its beautiful!

    Best line ever LOL hahahaha lOLz

  • I think its beautiful, lol

  • Black Wang

  • hello george

  • Gotta love them christian conservatives.

  • yea.... those people tend to be pent up with sexual frustration lol usually cause there married and then boom the sex stops, lol atleast thats how it happens in most. I know for one thing that wont happen to me (not sure If I mean the marriage part or the sex after marriage part lol)

  • "...and then he fervently licked her nipples, while quoting his favorite passages from Friedrich Hayek's "The Road To Serfdom."

  • oldman: did he say he had two orgasms?

    cameraman- he said ashley had two orgasms.

    oldman: that's BULLSHIT!

  • Bill O' Reilly FTW.

  • lollll just like snoop dogg said 'fuck bill o reilly'

  • haha i love that old black guy! awesome dude.. XD

  • agreed lol

  • what is wrong with you ppl ?

  • Nigga wut!!! STFU

  • Shut up, fucksatanism.

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