Wheezy Trailer

[Eclipseoraw]

love the sound given to the dramatic pause

[MatAdiaoMusic]

HEY GUYS IM THE WINK :D SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE THE VOICE :D

[AssassinDeathbringer]

Your face when you saw that the cookie was gone XD

[SahandGuy]

no man has ever made me laugh so much

[flavoredcorpsebloppo]

Wow, people sue for such stupid crap... I don't like it. :(.. but I like your cookie ^_^

[marcw227]

Pause it at 1:05 lol

[iloveflamingos97]

I love when you angerly sigh at people. It's great.

[TheOnlyManForIt]

If you press 4 a whole bunch, it sounds like Wheezy is saying "Derp" a bunch. Seriously... you should try it. Seriously. No really. GO DO IT MAN! And or girl... or other, it depends if you live in Australia or not. Seriously, look it up.

[MissBiguk]

Awwww you're too cute!!! <3

[MissMariMiss]

I die every time on 1:55

[guckenberger]

Are there other cool youtube shows like pops and fucked in space and the guild?

[MsFanpireoftwilight]

Somehow you remind me of the kid whose on the tv show 'The Middle' the one that plays Brick ^___^

[SqueakyPsycho]

That piano music is the song that jpmetz uses at the end of her videos. I don't know how I feel about that.

[omglazerspiewpiew]

Nice PoPS T-shirt.

[whosaiducaneatmario]

i was expecting the beard in the intro cut to be bent too and id laugh hysterically because of how funny thatd look but i was disappointed :(

[QuestionCuriosity]

how does he not have millions of views...?



[madpod5]

:o

[PickyMcCritical]

I tried to get into it and actually teared up when his cookie was gone.

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

That's how I eat my cookies too...

[KadenAndResenberg]

Yup, Wheezy Waiter is all about watching Craig eat things.

[RhondaAnaconda123]

I can honestly say that the trailer was one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen.

[MrBenram]

I actually cried

[weRkids]

I think he just raped that cookie, then destroyed it.

ALL IN SLO-MO!!!

[BallsyBulge]

That's what you get for not listening to your mother! TAKE SMALLER BITES!

[justtoleaveacomment7]

Sniffle*



[tanyagrzez]

@wheezywaiter

I am so sad. You had a concert two blocks from my house. And I only found this out today. Almost two weeks afterwards.

This actually ruined my day.

But I do have more videos to catch up on, so that makes my day a little better.

[thisloneliness]

Oh God. After that trailer my brain thought it had witnessed soft-core porn. A private moment between you and the Cookie, which should have never been shared. :( I'm sorry for watching you make out with Cookie... and then eat it. I didn't mean to.

[geronimojordann]

What was that!!??!! Just kidding Wheezy ;)

[eeks1120]

In a world with out chocolate chip cookies............Shoulda been a voice over, just sayin ;)

[JackandNaruto]

That was beautiful

[alexninjaskillz]

when the sirens went off coz im using a surround sound headset my heart skipped a beat lol i stopped the video and started to run outside :D i really thought something was happening haha

[peteyandycreek]

how many cookies die you eat to get the right take?

[annajosanna]

YOU WERE IN DECATUR AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND NOW I'M GOING TO CRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tysonakil144]

wat's the name of de song ????!!!

[MustardCL]

Best. Trailer. Ever.

[42ndPaperclip]

i cried again.

[aridancer14]

Wheezy, thanks to your trailer, all of my confusion has vanished.

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

The pianist is the greatest film ever made.

[RandomPieROAR]

did anyone else find the cookie eating slightly disturbing?

[YaN8XiaojiE]

this is the first video i've watched of you (or more specifically your channel since we are being not not confusing)....

this just raised waaaaay more questions....so much so it raised questions in different languages.... 0_0 I may be in love....with that cookie.

[cdgenty1]

The soundtrack, do I not guess correctly that it is from garageband?

[KiddsockTV]

Blame it on Aunt Judy

[APorcupine76]

Why are you Wheezy??? And a waiter??? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! DX

[onionblue8]

@APorcupine76 are you actually asking this? i can't tell if you're joking... well, if you are asking, he has asthma, hence the 'wheezy' and used to be a waiter (see 'free bagel fridays' etc.) hence the 'waiter'! =)

[pertyboy69]

@APorcupine76 he has asthma and he used to work as a waiter. i hope that makes you happy *banjo face* Oh *shirt* you probably dont know any of wheezy's in-jokes..... GAH HUH HUH!!!....... *ding*

[sydbarrett1994]

I love your eyes after you've realized your cookie is finished xD

[caylamichelle23]

i think that cookie-grief sobbing could have used some  slow-mo "Guh-huh!"s

[AnBCinemas]

IS THAT A NEW COUCH?!?!?

[SinnerShadow]

You morn the cookie... then realized the coffee's done! too bad the video cut before said realization.

[khfan039]

THERES A KID AND AND GUESS WHAT!? HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN!!!!!!!!!

[zachariass]

POP QUIZ! where does the expression "get my goat" come from?

[hdonkers]

COOKIE

[hadetmeg]

You looked so happy when you ate that cookie :D

[wiles720]

RIP cookie  2011-2011

[thisismy181]

I love it when the coffee's done...

[thisismy181]

i almost cried...



[imcool149]

that cookie looked quite delicious

[vanillaweirdo]

I really want a cookie now.

[girlredeemed323]

The trailer was beautifully pieced together. It was captivating, mysterious, emotional, and had an unexpected twist at the end. A tale of struggles and triumphs... Definitely one I'd go see; I think you've got an Oscar in your near future.

[mikboyable]

That movie did have like no driving in it

[pacificfrost]

Your happy-"I'm eating a cookie"-face, looks so peaceful.

[Vanisdagreatest]

that was slightly disturbing

[NicoleCorp77]

Now I must hunt for cookies in my house

[NoEaters]

i actually have got yipee

[iGrizzliestBear]

I could feel the emotion of not having anymore cookie left.

[InfantryGeek]

I think you stole that cookie bit from the Cookie Monster. So unoriginal.

[InfantryGeek]

Do you know how many calories are in those cookies?

[lookyoucanread]

coming to a computer near you

[TheOnetrueDeath]

oh noes cookie all gone

[meltab27]

Cant wait to see that Wheezy movie! What will happen next?!

[kelseyleannemusic]

my favorite part was when you took your top off.

[gavlod1995]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nintendoshadowninja]

ok what is with the ad saying "craig, theres a dead bod in this ride" on craig's videos and the "call toby!" on tobuscus' videos....... its really creeping me out

[sebas11tian]

He was wearing a pops shirt in the trailer.

[Arandomfigure]

A couple of years ago I saw this Swedish film called "17 sucks".

Imagine my disappointment when it centered about the troubles of being a teen.

[soares6000]

trainspotting its nice

[Manu9078]

what is the name of that piano song?????????

[ManuZizou]

A TEEHEE at the end of the Wheezy Waiter trailer would have been hilarious...just sayin'

[schmurot]

you seemed more happy when you ate the cookie. you should eat more cookies.

[Justmemyownself]

You are like a really angry little kewpie doll....... I just wanna hug you and squeeze you and pet you and feed you and call you........ Craig.

[TheDarkAngel27]

wahhhhhhh when the cookie was gone and- and -and wahahhahhhh

[101TheShaggy]

Why did that trailer make me cry?

[MlleAnemone]

You have beautiful eyelashes :)



[starholder5]

Craig, watching you happily eat a cookie in slow motion makes me happy:)

[TubbsAdventures]

Pause at 1:57 = your new screenaver

[lynndieloo42]

You have really pretty eye lashes (:

[whatwhatbob101]

i cried during the trailer :'(

[kimisizer]

Can anyone tell me the song he used in the trailer?

[metalvocalistwanted]

lolololol that about sums it up xD

[jaco5995]

This was misleading, i expected something with the band Weezer ...

[rocker26a]

0:37 Dealwithit.exe

[EmiGoesRawrr]

Did you get a hair cut??

[StelenaVD]

I cried.......FROM LAUGHTER!!!!

[quiiney]

It's really misleading when you say you are playing Friday but actually playing Saturday.. -.-

[thebeatlesrule1970]

Can you put up the trailer with all of the other footage? I thought that looked funny too.

[NeverShoutKaila]

right after the sirens in your video stopped...i heard sirens where i am, and i thought they were part of the video O.O

[Kenblu24]

@NeverShoutKaila Same thing happened to me!!! Creepy...

[thebenmisterful]

Raining on your new rug more like your new COUCH!!!!!!

[42ndPaperclip]

i cried.

.

seriously. i cried.

[8Drakkar3]

lollll :D

[dman6650]

*sniffsniff* that was such a sad trailer....there...there..was a hair in his cookie! *starts crying*

[TongueFu3410]

That trailer is the funniest thing I've seen today, gd knows why.

[AshtonBlaze]

Holy Shit when you were eating that cookie you looked like....(Dramatic Pause)...Good Guy Greg, do you have a good twin?

[MisterAlexGabriel]

:| There was no wheezing in that trailer, and no waiters. :|

[spidermanandsnape]

I loved the pianist. So sad, but so great.

[vismadring]

I almost started crying when he realized that he finished that cookie

[MrMinni66]

are you stoned while eating the cookie?

[NewYork646NY]

I love wheezy!

[sockmkyhat]

ha it reminded me of the l.d.s family commercials

[CJAllin]

Arbitrary Equestrian Coalition!

[munchy031]

At about 1:00 his phone is ringing... listen closely

[GuruMuru11]

Awww, you look so adorable at 1:57 ♥

[MrChainsaaw]

only you would have me watch you eat a cookie <3 Wheezy

[ecbfilms002]

Wheezy, Y U NO SHOOT SLOW MOTION SCENES IN 60p?

[Eyalaster]

1:57 I wamt a poster of that face!

[baroquefish]

some actually HAS to make a wheezywaiter movie - a compilation of clips that combine to make an epic movie :D

[mikeBURRITO]

Wheezy Waiter, feel good movie of the century

[NatapixAS]

is your couch new?

[NoobWarlocc]

OMG @1:30 weird double -fake cookie bite.

[Mrwildrocker]

That trailer was the pure definition of what is - Wheezy Waiter

[22coolbeanz]

when you finished your cookie, i didn't know wether to laugh or cry

[MsWasteland101]

Did you lose weight? You look good, craig!

[TheNerd1Nerd2]

during the trailer i cried of laughter

[5charlatte]

I find you the most attractive when you're eating a cookie.

[skitts0fpwnies]

What about the coffee? There was no coffee in your trailer!

Although the cookie is an acceptable replacement.

[Buaam]

Pause at 02:03 haha his eyes hahaha he looks like an retarded pug or something xD No trolllin only /Love wheezy

[kemey1494]

I actually felt like this DID accurately depict what wheezywaiter is all about. :)

[topcat4eva]

great vid, all wheezy vids are great but for some reason i really liked this one

[1223taxi]

Ty: really, cookies for breakfast, what is this dessert

Craig: (puts cookie down) (walks away) HE'S SO NORMAL

[thatboied8]

Did anyone else still want Wheezy's cry to fly out of his mouth in the trailer?

[SunSetSkys3]

watching him eat the cookie made me hungry ..

[secretagentmann9]

play a show in Kentucky!

[GreenSight201]

ok i just watched a grown man eat a cookie in slow mo

[chalinaroses]

Gonna eat a cookie like that sometime and weird everyone out.

[metaytay]

i wish i didn't just have my temps:/ i would so drive down and see you in milwaukee!!

[animeretardedness999]

at least lois wont see this

[toddyro]

Wheezy looks thin!

[BeanRedz]

is it pathetic that i started tearing up with you when the cookie was gone? yea, i thought so

[MrHaydenjh]

I finally know the meaning for Wheezywaiter

[fudgecmq]

the intro reminds me of what happened in the dorms yesterday....

[haggis53]

Ya'll's band should come and perform in Charlotte NC for all us wheezy waiter Charlottians.

[MikmyRC]

WHAT??? No coffee in the trailler??? :O

[blippetyblip]

so it's all about him running out of cookies... I FINALLY GET IT!

[Xsaster]

Is that a new couch?

[Bloomengns]

that trailer.. and the music.. its perfect.. for your funeral/last vid :/ made me sad

[TheBananaMancer]

^--^

[SignedStephanie]

New rug?

What about your NEW COUCH?!

[helinr]

I want that cookie. It looked so delicious.

[greasydame]

You make me smile :)

[Shablo5]

I WANT THAT PIANIST PIECE! PLEASE, LINK TO IT! :(

[MrZeps]

1:55 :(

[thecomfyshirt]

PLAY MORE EAST COAST SHOWS! RIGHT MEOW!

[Nigomsa]

OMG I LIVE NEAR DECATUR!

[UneXDesigns]

For some reason, I can't stop replaying the trailer :]

[4mylovekakashi]

I want a cookie now, but Wheezy ate them all D:

[ShirleyBrian]

"Theres never not not nuttin" ,-)

[DrummaBabe26]

Decatur, IL? What about Decatur, GA? No, don't go there, just go to ATL. That's closer to me, anyways. *wink*

[WhizGFX]

WHEEZY MASTER

[MrSpacecasey]

OH GOD THE ASPECT RATIO :O

[WHYATHERENOUSERNAMES]

nice fluffy hair

[TheSunshineNetwork]

oooooooooooh where in milwaukee?! i probably wont be able to go anyway, but maybe if youre near wauwatosa and its not wednesday, thursday, or friday night! 8D

"maybe promises" suck.

[WillowEarth]

I love to watch you eat! :D

[tarzanfou8]

wheezy waiter looks like good guy greg

[PokeKai493]

You're skinnier.

[nightguerreiro]

did u say the penis? hahaha

[erikandfox]

I was waiting for a slow motion "Gah-huh-uh"...

[AnotherPostcard]

Not not not misleading? Was that the misleading part?

[DKallyFWS]

guffaw --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[tara3455]

its ridiculous how much you remind me of a penguin (in a fab way)

[bbazw]

aww UNCF urgggh...

[SoDead89]

cooooooookieeeee

[SabakuNoGaara52]

Drama: Live action Cookie Monster just realized he ate the lost cookie.