George Carlin - "I choose my own heroes"

[robgrauertvideo]

The amount of material he'd have to work with today if he were still alive...

[OmegaOwA]

George, you are my hero.

[OfficiallyaBasedGod]

Fuck the war.

[foocha01]

and Fuck Justin Bieber

Rihanna, Katie Parry and all those other dumb fucks shoving there mainstream crap down our throats!!

[georgebaggy]

and fuck George Carlin, the most pretentious son of a bitch to ever exist. Only about 10% of what he said wasn't completely retarded bullshit

[indkai]

@georgebaggy If you take his on stage persona' at face value...well, you get the picture.

[Entrayalicious]

@georgebaggy And you are one of the many ignorant shit-dumplings that exists today. Around all of what you said was retarded bullshit. Just tell me you're a troll, or give legit reasons for your claim

[georgebaggy]

Fuck Whitney Houston

[scopeophile]

@georgebaggy You'll need a shovel.

[ThePhantom135]

fuck Tim Tebow.

[curzukich]

Un-fuck steeve jobs! He did good

[curzukich]

Fuck ron paul!

[44Gulick]

Fuck Steve Jobs. I didn't even know who that old fag was until he died. I'm glad he's dead, one less billionaire super cunt taking our money for a slightly updated version of the 300 dollar machine we bought last tuesday.

[georgebaggy]

@44Gulick I know, right? Steve Jobs didn't invent shit, he just pulled in money from the ignorant masses by severely overpricing his eye catching computers and selling waves of iproducts through planned obsolescence

[thisshitisdank]

FUCK DR. PHIL! FUCK YEAH!!

[FeminineCuttlefish]

"Fuck Dr. Phil"

Truer words have never been spoken.

[dner75]

Preach on, George! You hit the trifecta with Armstrong, Woods, and Mr. Phil (he is NOT a doctor). Three horrible men who should have been aborted.

[puzzler11]

fuck Whitney Houston and fuck Michael Jackson and fuck Amy Winehouse... and fuck all the people out there who obsess over the death of celebrities they never gave a fuck about before they died

[TheSteelGorilla]

FUCK OPRAH

[kru1552]

@TheSteelGorilla no dude she is legit.

[untidaled]

@kru1552 naaaa... fuck oprah too

[ivolution93]

he was totally right about Tiger Woods

[BIackSkull]

FUCK CHUCK NORRIS

[CreeperJ44]

FUCK DR. PHIL!!! I agree George. 100 percent

[powermasterjazz]

My hero is Optimus Prime

[s3xypie]

Looks like Dr. Phil, Oprah, Tiger Woods, and Lance Armstrong all got together and disliked this video.

[TheLockon00]

Fuck Tim Tebow.

[GingerKidZach]

@TheLockon00 Lol I was just about to say that.

[TheLockon00]

@GingerKidZach Well, it needs to be said. lol.

[GingerKidZach]

@TheLockon00 Lol yeah. To his face. On the side of a baseball bat.

[lscizml]

You're my hero, George.

[KyleMinns]

and fuck mark zuckerburg

[micfranklin]

@KyleMinns That goes double for him.

[technicalfoul]

"and fuck Tiger Woods, too!"

A few too many women took this literally.

[fgardas]

dr. phil why dislike dude

[btownmxer]

2 people disliking are tiger woods and lance armstrong

[ThEmOsTpRoMiScUoS]

well george, you're my fucking hero. rest in peace! :)

[tranquelmischief]

So far lance armstrong and tiger woods disliked this, just waiting for dr phil.

[WombatAssasssin]

@tranquelmischief Ahh he's just got around to it. ^^

[hbz241]

@tranquelmischief Dr phil has come already

[fun4meonline]

ghost rider is my hero. the new movie looks good. too bad nick cage is in it.

[GeneralCane]

@fun4meonline A little bit irrelevant. A little bit of an improvised response.

But I agree completely.

[Ojhill2011]

Just to add to the list; Fuck Dr.Drew, Jeremy Kyle and Bill Cunningham.

[667GirlEmo]

People I look up to are fictional character, 'cause real people are fucking morons. Sherlock Holmes, Batman, and the Joker are people I look up to.

[TheREGISMarkV]

@667GirlEmo They are better idols than the ones George mentioned

[fun4meonline]

@667GirlEmo you forgot ghost rider :D

[aureez]

@667GirlEmo I bet you have make-up lessons by the Joker. Holy shit! He is the result of fucking morons imagination...

[chacoal]

i choose george!

[DallasSkinnyPuppy]

Is there a better way to open a show than with fuck Lance Armstrong? I remember George.

[szqsk8]

"and fuck Dr. Phil!". LOL!

[LovelesOne]

A beautiful mind he was. The single moms working three jobs to keep a roof over their kid's heads, the homeless seeking shelter from the rain, the shunned outcast, activists, truth-seekers, all the dead philosopers of old, and anyone who the msm deems "not pretty", they're MY heroes!

[Bassmaster970]

smartest fucking guy who ever lived

[corycashatt90]

@SukBonelessSausage HAHAHAHAHA! Epic win! :)

[pbrskater26]

Fuck Tim Tebow!!! My hero is Greg Graffin a punk rocker and a scientist!!

[hbz241]

Fuck Dr Phill too,.........Dr Phill says i shall express my emotion so that what im doing

[dudegamingteam]

this guys a genius two years later we found how mach of a jack ass tiger woods is

[sidearmsalpha]

Anybody who looks up to douchebags like most pro-athletes are pathetic. To this day, I admire my 5th/6th grade teacher the most. 

[im52xmax]

you are my hero, Carlin

[OnlyDopeSounds]

1080p? You liars!` Oh..and Odd Future stole the "fuck ..[name here].." from George Carlin.

[trombonegirlJH]

"fuck Tiger Woods, too!"

Taken care of, George. taken care of.

[hunkyjelly]

3 people I admire, for who they are/were, and their ethics/philosophies, and just good people: 2pac (Tupac Shakur)

Lionel Messi

George Carlin

[corycashatt90]

George Carlin and Bill Hicks, MY HEROES! R.I.P.

[whey80]

genoius as always carlin :)

[SuperRandomDucky]

I choose my own hero's but there dead now... RIP EDGAR ALLEN POE

[MegaGayjesus]

@SuperRandomDucky A murderer?

[SuperRandomDucky]

@MegaGayjesus No a great writer

[MegaGayjesus]

@SuperRandomDucky Commit the murder, then write about it!

[MetalHead420100]

was such a great man. he's one of my heroes

[Obviouslyced]

lol. why do i feel reminded of this one scene in the life of brian, where brian spekas to the folks, saying:"You are all individuals" And the crowd goes:"Yes, we are all Individuals" - "You are all different! - "Yes we are all different!" then, one dude:"I'm not"

[upallhours9]

Fuck Me

[texasB666]

Fuck Dane Cook, Fuck Christiano Ronaldo, Fuck Mark Zuckerberg, Fuck Steve Jobs, Fuck Barack Obama, Fuck Michelle Obama, Fuck Hilary Clinton, Fuck Bill 'O Reilly, Fuck Lady Gaga, Fuck Justin Bieber, Fuck Herman Van Rompuy, Fuck Carlos Mencia, Fuck Stephenie Meyer, Fuck Seth MacFarlane, Fuck George Bush, Fuck Herman Cain, Fuck The Pope, Fuck David Rockefeller, Fuck JP Morgan, Fuck Sean Hannity, Fuck Glenn Beck, Fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fuck Carrot Top, Fuck Oprah, Fuck Bono, Fuck Beyoncé.

[misanthropikbunny]

@texasB666 why seth macfarlane?

[dplomin1954]

I miss George....You died way too young...



[Codezombie11271]

why is it that there has to be a religious debate on every George Carlin stand up video. are we that worried about what other people believe? and wanna change it that bad?...can we not just enjoy the comedy. Just sit back, laugh, remember George Carlin as the great man he was. and Shut the hell up.

[gamesDAMNED]

I hope that I'm as cranky as Carlin when I'm old! What a horrible tragedy that he's dead. It's not fair.

[ForceRecon198]

Heroes of mine... hmm... George Carlin for starters. Louis CK. Jon Stewart. Tom Morrello (Rage Against the Machine's guitarist) Dwight from the Office. The guy who threw the shoe at Bush. Myself (like, when I am faced with a situation I think, "What would I do in this situation?" and then I do that thing) Yeah... I think that's it.

[MaherLeary]

@ForceRecon198 yeah Tom Motello, and George Carlin, that by itself is a fuckin knock out combination!

[mikeyboy7777777]

the difference with these "heroes"and george carlin is he asks us to do something doesn't tell us while the others do tell us big difference opinionwise you actually have an unique developing opinion which I enjoy it shows personality instead of only organic gray matter

[mesolovely1]

fuck him, dont really have a problem with lance, but ya fuck dr phil

[yatter1]

Call Tiger Woods what you like, but a "jerk off"? Somehow I don´t think so. He gets more than anyone watching this.

[MaherLeary]

@yatter1 I highly doubt that... phew I need some fuckin rest myself.

[ilovetogofast88]

Fuck Oprah, fuck Billy Graham, fuck Tim Tebow, fuck the Pope, fuck Sandra Bullock, fuck Josh Groban, fuck Rachel Ray, fuck Glenn Beck, fuck Michele Bachman, fuck Newt Gingrich, fuck Carrie Underwood, fuck Demi Moore, fuck the Vatican, fuck George W. Bush, fuck Dick Cheney, fuck Hillary Clinton, fuck Martha Stewart, fuck Taylor Shit, fuck John Mayer, fuck...I could go on and on and fucking on!

[touchsmart0]

FUCK YOU OPRAH

[TonyShow82]

Me personally, my biggest "FUCK YOU" goes to all the pastors, church preachers and every motherfucking christian that tells you how to live life using (suck my) cock and bull ape shit story of scaring people about going to hell when you die. That's the people you say "FUCK YOU" to.

[touchsmart0]

@TonyShow82 mormons? they come to the door telling you

[TheKingteshay]

@TonyShow82 Oh people who go out of their way to help selfish people who don't deserve saviation. No the biggest FUCK YOU goes to giant hypocrites who are too damn simple-minded to see their are people who care where you go. I say FUCK It let you go the hell every FUCKING human on earth don't the deserved to be saved I say if there is a hell let them burn, if not let the maggots feast on their selfish corspes.My biggest FUCK YOU goes to humanity.

[TempesTr]

i wish he finished with fuck em all :D

I dont know english well and maybe understood %30 what you said in your shows but it was enough to realize how awesome comedian you are...

[j8h5g6lm]

He forgot Oprah! D:

[Javeriffic]

I miss this man

[08mohawk]

Fuck Steve Jobs. Yes I said it.

[randyds5]

@08mohawk hell yeah

[fritspas]

@08mohawk

But that's necrophilia! :O

[kcarpenter17]

hah this is so good.

[gouvyrock]

amazing!!! r.i.p!!!!!

[theshiznits2020]

Did I ask you? Shut up.

[yxrcbszg]

Fuck Steve Harvey

[FunnyLimbo]

Fuck Oprah!!!!! :D

[theshiznits2020]

Tigers a wife beating nigger, dr phil doesnt do shit 4 people, and armstong is a fucking drama king cuz he thinks hes all that just cuz he went to the fucking moon.GEORGE IS MY HERO!!!!!

[milinm]

@theshiznits2020 omg..... you are retarted. do you know who lance armstrong is? he's definately not Neil Armstrong, I can tell you that.

[Freebleepers]

Fuck Derek Jeter!

[MsLilithJS]

I believe that no athlete, maybe with a very few exceptions (those with admirable outside works) should be considered heroes. It's those who contribute to society or motivate you in educational or philosophical ways, plus possibly others, who should be considered heroes. My heroes include family members, civil rights activists, great writers, and some outspoken atheists.

[ElRegrs]

It's interesting how, two years later, we found out just how much of a jack-off Tiger Woods really was...

[matbgood]

@ElRegrs why? because he's the best golfer ever, made millions and fucked hot women? honestly, I can't see what's wrong in that... U people criticising tiger are just jealous because you know that you will never be able to accomplish what he did, so you trying to feel better by criticising him. UR a jackoff

[ElRegrs]

@matbgood

I don't know who UR is, so I can't agree whether or not he's a jack-off. But Tiger Woods is an absolute jack-off. I don't give a shit that he's the best golfer ever. Golf is a boring, shitty game, and even if I liked it, I still wouldn't give a shit about Tiger's legendary status on the course. And if I never accomplish all the things he has "accomplished" in his life, I will be the happiest person in the world.

[ucdeBZ]

@ElRegrs i disagree, his gold digging whore of an ex-wife is a jack-off

[someone2sayit1]

@ucdeBZ what did his ex wife do?

[mikabajic]

and fuck doctor Phil too :)

[Gool349]

and fuck G.I. Joe!

[larrydankj]

@Gool349 OMFG that is SO FUNNY!!!! you should do standup bra

[Defiant2379]

Yeah!