James May - Start with hello

[VOLKSN8R]

Der Langsame (The Slow One) Captain Slow!

[felineness]

I love James

[lifethelifetoday]

i just came to say hello

[viperahul]

It is actually from Series 12 Episode 7.

[myrtle164]

Hello!

[chaldochamp3]

He's like a murderer from a horror movie.

[Monicaplay123]

Hell, he would have me at hello

[p200mmx]

If you can`t start with a hello, what them¿ xD

[BogdanGalgau]

Hello

[clawcarboy18]

Hello!

[fawkes141]

i think i will greet all the girls i meet by saying hello

thank you wise james may that man that can get any girl by saying hello

[embed000]

he had me at hello

[Konformation07]

2 people don't start with hello

[leirikhol]

I kinda like Hammond's face at 0:06

[MrDonkeykong99]

hello



[chaminweb]

jajajajajaja

[JunkieFame]

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOFLMAOOOOOOOOOO I ROFLED MY PANTS OFF

[thehornypuppy]

Aw shit...so that's what i've been doing wrong. Thank you Captain Slow!

[jayaldridge1]

James May is the greatest!

[LvTGaMVS]

haha it's not embarassing, he's just polite :P

[dammitichangedagain]

he's exactly like some of my friends

[dirtberd]

works every time

[BuickV8Power]

Hello from Holland!!

[46sanjeevan]

i saw it this on DVD

[ih8ipod]

LOL, I still cannot get over the popularity of this video, I literally just uploaded this to play it to someone once, 52000+ Views, lol.

For those wondering , The original "Hello" Was Series Eleven, Episode Three. The Alfa Romeo Challenge.

*I THINK* The 'Awards show" which this clip was taken from is Season 11, Episode 11

[doomvalley]

which episode is this???

[snakeshead]

5 meters away . Hello!

[StanOfGB]

@snakeshead Lol!!

[7Lightening]

If Cptn. Slow wants to flirt with the ladies he'll have to be more enthusiastic than that!

[ZZZeyad]

He is actually very eloquent

[coppincopp]

i didnt get it! lol

[Kaze123456]

Top Gear Top Quotes =D

[xXBlodcourtXx]

It's not just because he says hello - it's the WAY he says it.. Oh my God I die laughing every time I see this xD

[jianh1989]

which season and which episode is this?

[ta666ak666]

@jianh1989 The Alfa Romeo challenge

[AnyColourTheyLike]

My god that was hilarious XD

[assassin4332]

captain slow LIVE!!!

[MannyPearce]

'You have to start with hello'

[vxl788]

Hello! xD

James May is epic... :D It's funny because often just Jezza gets the credit for the show, but without Captain Slow there would be missing a very very vital part to TopGear... :)

[Van12321]

sound like a lost child

[shit4brains222]

Hello

[ainmartin]

which episode is this awards

[AnAngryPossom]

Hahaha Captiain Slow!! the Top Gear boys are so hilarious. best show on television

[TereruTsuki]

*Wipe tears away* Aw, James xD

That was just the cutest - and I can asure you: It would have worked on me x3 <3

[fillpereira]

what episode is this from???

[AnAngryPossom]

@fillpereira the Alfa Romeo Challenge

[OzoneZ117]

he has no body language and puts no emotion into it XD brilliant

[xiloveRiverphoenix]

Haha, poor James!

If he said Hello to me like that, I think I'd faint.

He just standing there so...awkwardly, which makes it ADORABLE! ♥

[iluvfraser]

i hav watched this 100 times and am STILL pmsl

[1CANTLE]

that was really funny thats probly 1 of the funnyest things that has happend on top gear with captinslow

[akaDracoMafoy1]

Hullo.

*snort* rofl.

[X3rztesp]

look at Hammond's expression...

[hiphopf0reva]

his stance is awesome

[CaptainSlowE92]

He is such a charming gentleman! ;-]

[Oleyowa]

Epic!

[Ycondaman]

I did something bad to my pants and I still cant stop laughing!!!

We know hes got at these things but I must say that no other person has ever looked and done something more out of place in any possible situation you can think of!

Wow, that was a masterpiece beyond any comparison I must say XDXDXDXD

[Gamer4life1123]

XD freaking funny!  he's just standing there ''hello....'' !!

[aymthebest]

Lmao at Richard "I've forgotten how bad it was!"

SO HAD I !

[danielbum912]

oh cock.

[powerslave789]

ahhahahahahahah roflkek he appears out of nowhere and says hello hahahaha epic!!!!

[xMandalorex]

its not just the way he says hello its also the way he's just standing there rofl

[h0ktar]

absolutely :D he looks and behaves sooo funny :D

[survivalkid2452]

this makes me laugh every time i see it PMSL

[pinkipingbling]

James is the best!!!!!Captain Slow forever!!!!!Hello

[DEVILDAY666]

live on james you pimp =b

[dickkwikkwek]

James May is awesome. All the Top Gear guys are.

[gillyfish79]

James May is just awesome.

Period.

[pm1935]

every single thing james say's is rubbish ! :D

and its getting me laughing every single time !

[fsdq123]

man

james may is soo funny

[DrAznmuff]

HAHAHAH.  just ONE word...

[stungun205]

It just goes to show, you can't be too careful ;-)

[igottafc]

hahaha

[xXTheGoldenBoy17Xx]

those girls were fit ;)

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

its the way he just goes hello that makes it hillarious

[PunkRockaMama]

I love James May. He gives the phrase 'you had me at hello' a whole new meaning xD

[handsomeguy36]

James May is one of the greatest humans of this century

[veyronman]

I agree - and we're only 9 years into it!

[dickkwikkwek]

truth

[camalpuddle]

the other video provides better context but once you know what's going on that catch phrase will get you every time.

[Toasty007]

I laugh every time I see this ! :D

[Christxff3r]

he's so cool! :D

[xsummersky64x]

James May's awesome .

:D

[Jojjo450]

James May rules!

[blazerAGD]

That was severely precious.

[incomprehendableDIKI]

LMFAO! what a stud :P

[countmall]

If he were and American, he'd had his hands folded over his crotch or be hiding behind the Alfa whether or not he had an erection. But I had no idea James was so shy.

[ScarOfTheSky]

XD Poor James.

[KzamZ1]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[ionsunteu]

season 12, ep7

[TakeMeToYourLeaderZ]

that is the funniest thing ever!!

[viet411]

rofl!! omg what season is that

[ih8ipod]

LOL

I posted this video ages ago because i wanted to show it on an internet forum.

It now has nearly 8000 views and 22 comments, haha.

The power of youtube, eh?

[3e3c3c]

@ih8ipod Now it has 51253 views and 89 comments XD

[osubuckeye2009]

Hello.

(i showed the episode to my friend who loves Top Gear but he never saw this episode and we got to this part and he died laughing. laughed so hard his hat came off LOL.)

Classic James :)

[aggronax]

Nobody notice James until he say hello. lolz

[ulverstonchick]

To quote Jerry Maguire - You had me at hello!

[Bigfatbutterfly02]

JAMES you freakin' Legend!!

[arsenal395]

i like the part where he says hello

[Botation]

it's cute

[xoxRaz]

uh... i don't really get it... help?

[davidm898]

its just how awkward he is just standing there then randomly goes hello

[Helloween85]

hellooooooooooooo

aiUHAihaihuaiu

[MushroomMai]

He's so sweet! lol :)

[doodles0810]

MushroomMai he's like that in real life.

[MushroomMai]

Have you met him? =D

He does seem like a genuinly nice person, down to earth. :)

[doodles0810]

I did last year at a book signing. He is very laid back and down to earth. He did seem a bit of a quiet person too apart from being a little bit cheeky :D. I have heard that he'll sign almost anything put in front of him at book signings (within reason).

[kaiserschon]

he says that like "aolu"

aww....he's extremely funny

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

Its True, You Have To Start With Hello!

[WKaliberr]

I bet May has a huge cock

[MagicAardvark]

its so cringe worth its brilliant!

[badskorpion]

witch episode is this??

[xxDudeBotxx]

its Series 12 Episode 7 :-)

[leeds0united]

HELLO

[bkakaak47]

..... hello

[PkerShizerX]

lol... james is fuckin hilarious... XD