Distract-O-Tron

[marcostar57]

Hit the nail on the head AGAIN!

[greghmn]

0:52 Obama is actually left handed.

[JberrySparkles72]

Great video.....Bread and circuses, my friends! Let's just keep the masses occupied with entertainment & divisional politics. It should keep them busy while America's national treasury gets stolen by the very people who are supposed to be guarding it.

[CondeJorge]

This needs more views

[chink411]

These video is for Bachmann not Ron Paul

[20893754]

BEEN TV FREE FOR 3 YEARS! I feel like an ex druggie

[Tombuchaill]

@20893754 Wow, what difference has it made? I'd love to be able to say that!

[20893754]

@Tombuchaill Well, for one I cant join in when my friends are stupidly talking about shows as if they really happened, lol. But no, overall I think it has just helped me to get a much better grasp on how the world really works. I get about 97% of my info from the internet now, and I feel much much wiser as a result. I do miss hockey night in canada though. :)

[Tombuchaill]

@20893754 Nice one, long may it last! I would reckon it helps a lot with concentration and calmness as well. I've spent a month tv free before and it was a very enlightening experience!! You have me wondering if I should do it again for longer, get away from the scaremongering and adverts for things I don't need coming at me left, right and centre. Take care x

[mwatland]

football tebow etc.

[MrPincoNico]

Wow so needed your work is

[RUSTOLIO]

voting anyone beside Ron paul is economic suicide.

[g4macdad]

@RUSTOLIO HAHAHAHAHA!

[JAYFROMHARLEM]

@RUSTOLIO Is suicide period

RON PAUL 2012

[sourkushing]

Are the 4 people who disliked this video retarded?

[247websolutions]

The Distract-O-Tron mentioned Ron Paul so it must be time for repairs.

[Bushiey]

woah, wait a minuet...

there was free cookies?

[jogurtkulturaa]

excelent

[techsonic]

Wtf?

I was actually shaving when I watched this.

I heard the robot say:

Ron Paul Supporters Shaving

That was a bit awkward.

[Democracy420]

The power of the sweater vest is out to destroy distract-o-tron :O.

[turboteabag08]

I give this video an A, would have been A+ if they said something negative about Ron Paul, because that would have been more accurate.

[dsglop]

You seem to be claiming that the media doesn't cover the crisis in Europe enough. Many people who follow business news will tell you that too much attention is being given to Europe- it's the main topic on CNBC and Bloomberg- and that's distorting the real economic situation.

Apparently your "distractotron" is tuned to the wrong channels.

[shortlimb1]

@dsglop many ppl follow business news?? i'm sry, I thought the ppl were stupid enough not to realize in-your-face tyranny!! he's attacking a concept.. the media not living up to it's press(ure) responsibilities -.-' and no, most don't follow business news

[SgtTravisBickle]

Flannel Visible. Flannel Visible.

[wiggledytoes]

Sad its true

[OnTheLambda]

I got distracted when he said "santorum eating chicken wings". I almost puked up my chicken wings.

[caa1000]

Mark Fiore doing Distract-O-Tron's voice? Love it!

[The57ironman]

welcome to the United Socialist States of America....

my thanks to edward bernays and the rockefeller/rothschild alliance.....

[turboteabag08]

@The57ironman Socialist if you are lucky. The way the USA is heading might be fascist.

[shortlimb1]

@turboteabag08 might??

[turboteabag08]

@shortlimb1 I will give the States a benefit of a doubt...but yeah it's rapidly going the wrong direction.

[shortlimb1]

@turboteabag08 benefit of the doubt?? dude, they just signed the NDAA?? plus there's the 'patriot' act?? w/e, it doesn't if we have the same idea or not on that.. as long as we all lfight it

[turboteabag08]

@shortlimb1 Yeah, you are right. Obama going to the UN instead of congress, NDAA, Patriot Act, crony capitalism, secret prisons, etc. etc. etc. pretty hard to defend any of that bullshit.

Ron Paul winning the GOP nomination would be the scariest thing for the establishment (even thou they say the opposite). Imagine Dr. Paul one on one with Obama bringing up the above, it would be the most exciting politics ever. More so than any super bowl.

[jwc00789]

@turboteabag08 Right on!

[ACIMessentials]

hahaha... the ad preceding the video is a huge distraction. hahaha - beautiful girl in itsy bitsy teeny weeny little bikini jumping out of helicopter into a beautiful... THERE IS NO ESCAPE...

[neko9]

R.I.P. United States of Humanity

[mitomke]

The Missing Links are in Congress look no further.

[Sxxxysquirtle]

All of you who have unjustly escaped natural selection, get the fuck off my planet.

[flapjackattack4]

great vid

[666sigma]

You should have included the "drop in the unemployment rate to 8.5%" while the labor participate rate has dropped to an almost 40 year low. If the Obama administration held the labor participation rate constant since he entered office, the unemployment rate would be 12%.

They are NOT unemployed because they have been out of work for two years. Yeah, the morons in the press will never catch on because I am black. We will call them racist if they report the truth.

[GarlicPudding]

@hppyhckr Then it's a good thing it doesn't have a snowflake's chance in a supernova of being established here, and all the yackum about "preventing" it is utter BS.

[hppyhckr]

@GarlicPudding

Google Sharia Law in America and look for the link about a federal court in Denver considering a case on the use of Sharia in a state court.

It's not BS, our 1st amendment is being attacked from all sides at all levels of government.

[biguy617]

on the NDAA. Don't you mean. HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Obama signed NDAA

[R4Akai]

did he just say free cookies!?

[polemius01]

The distract-o-tron is certainly a WMD. It destroys brain cells by the billion.

[Orthodoxcrusader]

@polemius01

Heay; But he's nothing compared to the FOXMSNBCNN; They kill braincells by billions AND humans by hundreds of thousands, indirectly, through the propaganda against anyone the US army and the Air Force puts in sights...

Like those "infidel unpeople" in the deserts hating "our way of life"...

[jaymthegenius]

@Orthodoxcrusader But he is those news agencies.

[Orthodoxcrusader]

@jaymthegenius

He's just a tiny bit of those news agencies, the one that's meant to sedate.

The more sinister one gives an adrenaline injection by blasting FLIR images and weaponry porn every time when the population need to strap their boots and M16s.

For example, imagine you say "Iraqis are unplugging babies from the incubators" in prime-time and then you send troops there; what would be the effects? Ah... Wait...

[polemius01]

@Orthodoxcrusader In my understanding of Mark's video, the distract-o-tron is a satirical metaphor for the 24-hour news infestation that certainly includes Fox News.

[Orthodoxcrusader]

@polemius01

I'm not talking about FOX news only...

Try to remember what MSNBC and CNN were doing when the Iraqi war was about to start and while the US forces were pushing through Baghdad(That was burning due to rocket strikes from the ships the News Agencies were triumphantly showing).

They're all one in the same.

MSNBC can act anti-war now, when Iraq is gone as an independent state and the oil wells have been seized...

[polemius01]

@Orthodoxcrusader The phrase in my previous posting, "metaphor for the 24-hour news infestation that certainly includes Fox News," might indicate to most people that more than one news channel was included.

[Orthodoxcrusader]

@polemius01

Yes; I understood you well...

And you implied that the "sinister" share is the FOX news; Who seem not to be much different than the rest(With exception that they stick to their genocidal warmongering crap even when the purpose has been served).

[TheStigma]

Its weird - I keep hearing about this "impending economic doom in europe" a lot from Americans on YouTube. I didn't know that more than a few countries were having very serious problems - but hey what do I know - I'm only European *shrug*

Just checking here - you guys are aware that Europe isn't a nation right?... =P

[WFSW32]

@TheStigma I think they mean the European Union.

[HolyCity2012]

It's all a horse race w/ elements of a circus side show.

They are competing to be the least forward thinking and/or progressive.

You're all slightly different incarnations of the same pied piper leading rats through the streets.

Congratufuckinglations! Collectively you have neutralized any hope I had left for our United States and humanity.

[jennNjackNY]

@HolyCity2012 Stop waiting for the change you want to show up "out there"...it's never going to happen. WE are what we have been waiting for. Be the change.

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

@HolyCity2012

My eyes tell me that your comment was posted less than one week ago.

This concerns me. Did you actually still have hope for this country?

Also you shouldn't give up on humanity just because we fail. Remember we still have to get through the nuclear armageddon, the REAL fuel crisis and tribes of militant religious fanatics vying for power in a twisted apocalytptic wasteland before we can truly give up all hope.

[CovenantOfLove]

Funny as Hell!!! But It's Sadly True?

[CaptainNice]

Free cookies?  Awesome!

(heh)

[sniffyourdogtwice]

I blame the 2 party system, but it's WAY to late to change it

[saadasim]

Excellent video. Might I also suggest adding voters focusing on Shariah law instead of real issues like they did in Oklahoma.

[hppyhckr]

@saadasim I've lived under Shariah law... It's not a threat to be taken lightly. Sharia has no place in the US, it is subversive to the basic rights outlined in the Constitution.

[SgtTravisBickle]

@hppyhckr And?

[HolyCity2012]

@hppyhckr Laugh Out Loud!

[aestevalis0]

It's funny 'cause it's true

[AnotherUselessNick]

@aestevalis0 also it's sad 'cause it's true

[psychobitchsstfu]

first

[Phelan666]

@psychobitchsstfu And what is Distract-O-Trons most potent tool of distraction?

The "first" comment.