Boyfriend-Free PS3

[ZetsubouJohnny]

favoring this just in case a ps3 fanboy decides to get lippy.

[Ndawg987654321]

Good God he gets out of breath just from humping a PS3

[FroYoPlatypus]

It's 180 but close enough, Chris

[albee1000]

... and then Chris's entire groin got caught in the console's housing, his thrusting motions inadvertently ripping his tiny, twisted genitals clean off, making him totally incapable of breeding.

It was the first time in American history that a PlayStation 3 was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.

[MisterHeroman]

"Three Cisty"

[ToviaPicoru]

120/130 = half a circle? Some Rain Man he is. Are you sure he's really autistic? XDD

[TheMasterTelevision]

If you do a 360, you'll end up where you started, but still walk away?

CHRISEPTION

[JoshayBoyah]

You can't do a 360 and walk away. That is a full turn. CHRIS'S GEOMETRY SHINES AGAIN.

[avenged7x1994]

Chris, in Geometric terms, a complete turn of 360 degrees is a revolution! When you turn 180, you're facing the opposite direction you started! When you turn 360, you return to your original position!

Isn't math fun, Chris? What's that? You don't know what's 1+1? Fuck you, that's what it is!

[onemoreturn]

raping a game console. Son, I am dissapoint...

[ValentineNation]

*Facepalm*

[5282890]

A Thuree Sisty?

[swordofkings343434]

wait , If you look at a xbox 360, then do a 360 turn, you will be still looking at it.

HONOR ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AustinRhodesIsNeat]

New reason dey call it a mudderfuckin Three-Sisty: you look at it, makes ya turn around - m-makes ya do a Three-Sisty and WALK away.

THUNDAH-HOORSE

[tw1stedgrudge]

All peoples, races, creeds, sexes, fandoms and beliefs are hereby united in their facepalm of Chris Chan. United, we stand facepalmed.

Facepalmed, we stand as one.

[mewen07]

lol

[MrWednesday3]

Honour roll my ass.

[TheLordkorv]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RAPING GOD DAMN BOX YOU AUTISYIC MOTHER FUCKFHHBDAUFGBHSHSUTEHEFKJNVIS­UUSBGFUEGUBVFBSGVGAGfDGGVGGDSS­fGVGVGATYQWERTYUILOKJBVCXDSAER­THBVFFHGCDTCETWEQSFVGHNNJMVGFV­CCDRXSSWWATRTSDFHGKBLHOJPÖJJNJ­YGDFDSGXZDQAWWHFJVCJGKVK1

[GIJOEY777]

Since when did 180 = 360? Chris, how did you pass math?

[mordredt02]

@GIJOEY777 I love how he tries to correct himself after he says that, but he can't figure out what half of 360 is.

[Famardy]

PS3 sucks!

[Rutdas]

It makes you do a 360 and walk away lol

[MikuMech]

You know, my initial reaction was childish anger that this autistic ingrate was talking shit about my console of choice, but then I realized- hey- If he hates it, he's not going to molest it with his thick, runny tentacles!

[Toasty3D]

I don't understand Chris. Xbox 360s are great lovers.

[maximbeet]

FACEPALM (*slap*)

[Gamewitzer]

I fought in the console wars. It was horrible, we lost a lot of good men that one night when the PSArmy attacked us.

I'm still in therapy.

[HarryPartridge]

Threesisty

[SwordShockwave]

FACEPALM The main reason of chris being on this planet

[theraynexperience]

Did he just shout "THUNDERHORSE" at the end?

[JorealConners]

It's from "Pixelated PS3".

[RosechusPickle]

youtube(dot)com/watch?v=lVwiRO­EIHic

WARNING: It may cause psychological damage.

[TastyBrick]

3 sissty