Lindsay Lohan Got Down n Dirty

[MeltdKitKat]

That intro was deep, i mean deeep man

[tourettesunicornio]

its a fruit

[10palao]

I started watchin b/c u talk about the things that matter to me....

[ifeelrelaxed]

My gay boyfriend says, "Fuck that faggot!" and he loves ya face

[sarraahhhhhh]

I just started watching today... And I watch because your awesome! :)

[stoptalking85]

I watch because your probably the purest and most hilarious newscaster on the web.

[QueeenofDarkness]

ahem my dear friend but a tomato is a fruit :)

[shikamaruisfit]

I love how he adresses us as 'oh the internet ' :L 

[gingolightly19]

lindsey lohan in no way should be compared to the late great marilyn monroe. marilyn was gorgeous and had a real story about her whereas miss lohan is nothing but an ignorant crack ho.

[mullen1200]

2 years ago and he had 400 videos then. dayum

[bluerashballs]

Technically tonoatoes are fruits!!!!! I know who gives....

[dlstalmer]

i like your voice>>>>lol!!!

[singerg02]

I saw the pictures!! Baha! How many vaccines do you think the male model had to have before that photoshoot?

[TheTruthHurtsYup]

I'm do not like fags and just like it is some fags have a right to do some other guy in the ass, it is my right to not like being around them, especially when they walk around and act like total fags everywhere they go.

[Colek316]

@Germanpieces The end song is called Throwing Fire from Ronald Jenkees.

[jbball10112]

follow me on twitter @JayyMei

[americasgotrandom]

San Francisco is the gayest community in the US

[Rendheart]

You know Phil, there is no scientific definition for vegetable, other than that it is edible, and a plant. So, this means tomatoes are both fruits and vegetables. So, keep on keepin' on.

[ReasonablyRated]

A restless self involved individual. I started watching because someone linked me to someone saying the way I typed reminded them of them and I saw one of these videos in the sidebar and went 'why not'. I continue/continued watching because I'm a recluse so I don't really know much about the world out there and it's interesting to hear about it, and there are funny/strange to myself bits of information as well. Also I guess because the videos go fast, and my mind kind of needs that to focus.

[Bakeziti1]

A tomato isnt vegetible...yeah it's a fruit.

[imbackprank]

I started watching becuase i was bored. U said lindsay lohan's ur dirty secret i laughed cuase its no secret no more. Either way she is a slut

[jwesolowski80]

What a waste of a tomato. Dont waste food, some people are starving in the world.

[reborntheglassbatch]

I watched due to our original Tom Cruise spoof all the way from the beginning.

I watch cause your show rocks!

[kaytay9999]

he should have thrown a carrot, it would have hurt more

[proudmexican111]

oh Phil.....your just always looking for love in all the wrong places....

[wupachewie]

Lol someone did the same thing to Julia Gillard (Australian PM) as Sarah Palin... but with eggs.

[patbj13]

im me, and cuz im addicted X3

[biggyboykarl]

-__-

[TheBestLoverieverhad]

And a banana is a berry... google it <_<

[wowiamthewalrus]

This was posted on the aniversary of John Lennon's death :/

[Synsacrus]

Tomatos are fruit in horticulture science because of the physical attributes, but in food science they are a vegetable because of the types of nutrients they provide.

[emynac]

hey can someone tell me the title of the song that plays at the end of this vid? the techno song? thanks!

[thehelpfullhint]

its a fruit!!!!!

[barbiedahl35]

I watch your vids because I find you quite hilarious!

[KaelHunter]

HOLY SHIT I HAVE ANOTHER 400 TO WATCH BEHIND THIS?!?!

Thats excellent but at the same time I may need more supplies.

[cookiemonsterules]

England is pretty homophobic ;(

[Mamaluvsmambo]

@cookiemonsterules We are not afraid of homos. Who would be afraid of Homos? We can look at them funny, and they would fall apart.

[cookiemonsterules]

@Mamaluvsmambo you can look at anyone funny and they'll fall apart.

[3crackers1taco]

wtf is this the dentist from the hangover

[SuperInternets]

DEFRANCO NATION, check out my channel to see an interview with Phil on Vidcon! thumb up this post for other people to see it too. and subscribe to keep updated minute to minute from whats happening on Vidcon 2010

[biglindsayfan11]

oh stop talking stup;id think for lindsay she is the best!!!

[GamersRage]

@biglindsayfan11 of course your 12 

[Al3xLJ]

tomatos r fruits, but meh

[cat41693]

OUTSTANDING! this guy is in like every video.

[dawnshot40k]

All i have to say is... that is one bad ass panties commercial. (i almost felt like buying panties and strutting around with explosions... ok not really but still)

[passion1080]

he talks fast ,he could be a good host..or you know those cell phone commercials papapapapappprprprrprp...

[drawingmaniax]

Tomatoes are a fruit lmao.

[cutlis379]

Its funny when you try to throw stuff at someone from the government you miss no matter how good you aim....cant tell me you miss with two shoes and a tomatoe

[tylertyler82]

homosexual acts used to be illegal in texas until 2003

[cliffweatherall]

umm i started watchin by mistake one day .... laughed alot, now im slowly watching all your stuff ... in reverse ... i should have started at the begining, probably would make more sense

[biobiobiosci]

Sarah Palin never said she could see Russia from Alaska. That was Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live. Not knowing that sort of ruins your attempt at a joke.

[tylertyler82]

@biobiobiosci sarah palin said that she keeps an eye on russia from her house because its so close. the woman is a fucking nut case and thankfully will never be close to being president of this great country.

[reivenlocke]

@biobiobiosci

Check CNN's archives. She did, in fact, say that.

[PapillonLeBeau]

oh it was my birthday today! yaaay! <333

[doomfro2000]

qotd: i keep watching because your funny as hell..

[DarkSigiles]

I stumbled across it while surfing dah 'tube and I kept watching... This is strangely addictive. Oh, and I'm 20 years old and I live in Norway. Which to some americans is a "socialistic communistic hellhole", and to them I got only one thing to say, Curses, our evil plan is foiled!

[doomfro2000]

@DarkSigiles lol that's funny yo. the rest of the world for the most part think america is full of douche bags. to thoes people i say... damn it your right. we are douche bags.. for the most part any way... at least the bush days are over. YAY.

[sparky5665]

haha you have really big dimples :)

[angnr]

i found these vids in a "related" link. im from scotland and i watch because they're funny :P

[warchild4200]

gay

[slayer7766]

phils a gay lover noooooooooooooooooooo

[GBsama]

I´m a 18 year old guy who lives in Sweden and I watch the show because Phil is god!^^

[roush26]

your ending theme sounds like u got it from sonic the hedgehog

[doomfro2000]

@roush26 it's ronald jenkees.. look him up.. he has some bad ass tunes yo. i recomened stay crunchy, throwing fire, and outer space. good tunes.

[HENJAM48]

BTW.. Which is why I watch

[FoReWaRdZ]

Roflmao

[bluetoaster8822]

phil, I think you are a pompous windbag, and I do not like your videos.

That is all.

[SpecialFester]

Fo sho. He's a pompous windbag.

But a pompous windbag who's GETTIN PAID.

[bluetoaster8822]

Yeh that's good for him.

[DarkAssasin619]

what is his ending theme song during the QOTD called??

[DrLapy90210]

haahahhahah this made me shit my pants with pure laughter and glee

[MistressPounce]

"Bad is great when compared to worse" <-- my new favorite quote

[RoxMeisterAK]

I'm from Alaska and i CANNOT see Russia from my house!

[FevrGuy]

@RoxMeisterAK Get glasses, your supposed to.

[TheMalinProduction01]

@RoxMeisterAK u dont need to get all worked up its just a joke

[thegodofs]

@RoxMeisterAK Don't lie... in soviet russia people see you so what does that mean for you?

[DragonGuy123456789]

TOMATOES A FRUIT!!!!

[lynnox36]

@DragonGuy123456789 yeah, and elephants are microwaves... hahahah!!!

[IRSoup]

@DragonGuy123456789 CAPS IS COOL! But, that's why they put it in a salad, yeah? Mix it up a bit, fruits 'n veggies, mmmmmmm. Should put some bananas in there, too, yeahhhhh, good stuff. =p

[Magnolia296]

I hope Lindsay will leave these night parties and focus on acting and singing. What? I really think her singing is great

[spiderdog3000]

Tomatoes are not a vegetable. They are a fruit.

[ZeroLevels]

It's been known as a vegetable longer than people finally decided it's a fruit. People who grew up calling it a vegetable will most likely keep calling it such.

[DONGOE]

DORK !!!!

[dasBlau]

yeah ; DDDD

[DaGroaner]

What kind of lame douchebag makes fun of Sarah Palin over a comment made by Tina Fey? That is "virtually" the same as missing her with a tomato ya moron.

[crhettbuttler1]

Hey didn't u put on your glasses becoz you looked so FAT without it?

[destinyluckk]

Speaking of douchebag of the day...

[Tinfoilhatlady]

nice glasses (really)

[GeneRoberts61]

Speaking of douche'...

[Flomaticc]

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[AXXA89]

Miles the lead singer of ALSD and i have no idea...

[demonangel11893]

I have an addiction to your Chanel ;_;

[loponolum]

jawohl nettes vid und wenn du ein Mann bist FrauenMeister . com ist was für dich

[0KingOfChocolate0]

Faggot means an annoying biker guy that ruins good days. :D

[notebook071]

Dont attempt an assualt with a vegtable. Lmgdmfao! He is funny

[crash5471]

I keep watching because I can't stop

Seriously

[JargonManeri]

look at my videos:)

subscribe:)

[casumiri]

O__O??

Como nadie me entide entonces chinguen a su madre!!

[betex2012]

@casumiri ... pobrecito chinga la tuya... uy perdon ya lo hice yo!!!!

[genesislove22]

Just checked out the Lindsay Photo shot... Really... come on!!

That is just her every day of her life. She has gone so down hill its crazy. She looks like she is so waked out on cock or drugs or both that she has no idea her fake boobs are showing in half the pictures!

[Lethalwater]

tomatoe is a fruit

[mikevicer]

Check out our channel for quality music, and video

Thanx for your time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maktheripper22]

fiving myself to him couldn't be wrong if the sex is awesome!

[samblah]

@beccasarah3292 send me a photo of you in them so i can masturbate over it.

[robomattster]

lol ya. planes get boring

[InvaderRena]

well are you gay

[MrFredy360]

wow bennie man said that

as a straight black man i dont get how black ppl are discriminating against gays

after all we been through like slavery and racism we should propably have a liltle understanding for people different from us

[HeroHiroshima]

Beenie Man is a Jamaican reggae artist, it`s kinda what they do. hence "boom bye bye in a batty boy head, we nah fi promote dat batty man dem ah fi dead"

[PainTheKid]

wait wait wait wait...since when did the tomato turn into a vegitable...i thought it was a fruit

[fredricktheman]

28th March 08 :)

[PainTheKid]

lol

[epikblue]

Sorry phil that's a common misconception.A fag is a person who drives a harley .

[CoronaExport]

wrong. a fag is a french cigarette.

[epikblue]

You are such a fucking dickhead. Ever watch south park?

[CoronaExport]

yeah... when i was like 8.. before i got a life..

[epikblue]

Ohh well it was in one o the recent episodes ..and I'm glad you got a life but you just found my comment about an obvious joke and said what it actually was. Congrats on knowing by the way even though almost everyone knows that information.

[FallOfDoubt]

Hey, Phil - tomatoes are fruits.

Just sayin'.

[mariamakenzie287]

I love cybering, its my favorite foreplay :)

[MarineHOG]

So then... my dad is a faggot? lol

[LAZY2BOY2002]

TOMATOES ARE FRUITS!

[lilperfectangel]

what's the end song called?

[Yocedeht]

LOL I had to comment on this, "sold like Modern Warfare 2" haha Luv it! that is totally the new "hot cakes"

Then the quick quip of "youre a crack whore and you like sex - and thats the theme of the photo shoot too" haha

400th show, good stuff man.

Lose the philled in its so cheesey! ;p

[Miwyz]

bla bla bla...

[MerelMystery]

TOMATO = FRUIT :)

[wdlander]

I'm a 58 year old fart who loves your show. U R funny, smart ,right on target with your comments. I'm starting to watch you, and forget about fox news

[tnekkc]

Five stars?

WTF?

[emorichard12]

i love you O.o thts y i watch.... but i swear im not a gay... yet...

[MissSamanthaBean]

...Tomatoes are a fruit...

[nancycamryn397]

ive always wanted to get with a cowboy theyre so sexy

[1800com]

Dear Lord Phill. I am a concerned (I cant spell), Canadian. I was watching the credits a saw some thin that made me punch my own nuts. At 3:13 The Made Racial Slurs that said we are all Nomads who like polar bears. Take out the comment or lose a viewer.

[Fredwardmoo]

wth? lol XDD

[epikblue]

fucking loser

[CapLarsen]

I wanted to see Lindsay, but I got this idiot instead.

[Myque1981]

Zefrank did this first, and better.

[koolakalle]

faggot :P

[DanFrederiksen]

Ronald Jenkees rules.

also phil, why not use a borderline decent camera instead of the crack whores of cameras you use currently. Canon 7D can also do video now and in killer quality. and if you have to kill every last mother in the room then the Canon 5D. it's portable and also a still cam if you need that on the road. their main advantage is not only killer image quality (I'm talking spielberg level) but also their light sensitivity which means low light wont result in drunkvision as now

[justinburford738]

i am such a ho! i got down with three guys at once last night lol

[naber963]

i love how you don't hate on gays! go phil!

[rocklee770]

cuz we love you phil

[allenrebeccca]

A tomato is not a vegetable...they are in fact a fruit!!!

a.A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.

b.The fruit of this plant.

2.Slang. A woman regarded as attractive

[Luvsurie]

I'm brittany and I started watching cuz you were recomended to be by a friend because of my "sence of humor" and I kept watching because you are so damn funny

[moncononight]

yes it is bad to assault ppl with fruits..

but its funny to watch other people do it. And when they deserve it its even funnier

She's a vacuous shepherd (get it cuz her followers are stupid sheep lol..ahhhh....ya) that is all.

[M1S1Kone]

You are a weirdo

[Justindividual333]

I am soo sorry every1

hahahaha

I didnt think this would carry on for so long

I was the one who started the tomato being a veggie thing

The onlyreason I said that is cause I grew up believing they were a veggie, and idc that some smart ass scientists say its a fruit

its a veggie in my heart

[jpsexy2096]

some poeple thinking canadian all live in igloo fuck you man fucking incult ilgloo is in alaska is like 2% of people live tthere no 2 people fuck man

[OfficialHobbyMaster]

Tomorrows video points out that a tomatoe's a fruit :P

[ilvmusic77]

I watch because You keep me up on the news but entertain me

if i have had a shitty day you crack some jokes

and make it better :]

[ScouttheDoggieFan]

@playfulkittyaz738 lmao

[idkyetdou]

I heard about you on another video, and I was like hey why not. So I watched, and then found out that you are one of the most hilarious people on youtube... so yea. :)

[crowndclown]

this is fantastic!

[MsDouglasCosta]

ыыыыы

[mljb97]

Tomatoes are berrys 0.0 :P

[DaRkSn1pZ]

wtf is all this spamming holy shizzzznitz

[mcnolet01]

Ta Gueule faut tu pas avoir de vie pour faire un video dememe

[SpitFire4021]

is there a video for the Tomatoed Palin ? :D

[leahsodyssey123]

I don't mean to offend, but I saw you on one of the side bars, and you had some funny sounding comment and you looked like you'd be funny, will put it that way, so I watched you once and I was hooked.

[sofunny8]

a lion never cheats but a tiger dose

[itachi734]

the joke is a lion nvr cheats on his wife but a tiger wood

[BlackhouseFilms]

QOTD: The fast pace talking means i don't have to pay attention for too long. also my only form of news.. like the russia today for guys. just without the russians.

[KusUmekRecords]

tomatoes a fruit

[denabenab]

i watch cuz this is the 3rd show i've watched of yours. i was doin workout vids and as always, kim kardashian butt workouts popped up, & then her making lemonade. now im in love with you, but u cant put ur penis on my face.

[codenamemoron]

What a witty, fast talking sophisticate. If he was any more dickless he'd be Chelsea Handler.