Black Jesus: Steve Jobs

[thaprecepta]

steve jobs was a buddhist...

[projectmayhem79]

@thaprecepta this is still hilarious

[AirlayLeekoh]

thank you black Jesus.

[Frankwolf100]

Black Jesus is the shit!



[AntonSlizzardhands]

He gave it up to ya boy.

[WillyWill76]

RIP steve jobs



[SVirgo]

R.I.P. Steve Jobs... He really gave it up to ya boy!

[josechica5]

rip steve jobs...first!

[Alusine35]

this isn't funny and im offended

[djshag420]

Big ups, my nigga Steve Jobs callin' it quits.

[paulcbarrera]

OF COURSE YOU HAVENT!

[keriflynn]

I could watch that intro over and over!

[HHTmagish]

@keriflynn That's exactly what makes me come back most of the times. The skits are good too though :)

[realist2471]

reminds me of menace 2 society, you know the shotgun and couch scene.

[mrstheus1]

Actually, that was the truest,& realiest shit I have heard ya'll nigga'z say!!!!!!!

[eskee1]

"Exactly what the fuck I'm talkin about!"

[merrittairianna]

'cause he gave it up to ya boy' lmao i love this

[YoungBezzy123]

black jesus looks so blazed outta his mind

[ZAPPERLIFE]

I GET IT, IF JESUS WAS TO COME ANY OTHER WAY NO ONE WOULD LISTEN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!

[enlighteneveryone]

@ZAPPERLIFE It also holds a message that people aren't listening to him. You see he makes his cast pay little to no attention to him trying to connect. It also is to show how the black culture should get back into god if god is ever hoping for anyone to get to him, and that's by tarnishing your ignorant behavior and seeking a higher plane of life. For you would like god to appear to you at your level in the future, and that will be when you're at your highest level from rigorous trial and error.

[floeticdeath]

lol Why did he hang up? Probably cause that dude didn't really beleive in him. Just using name in his vain.

[Magus11]

Let me in your heart, my nigga.

[Brdl]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[dweiums]

Whoa! was dat Jesus in the fresh food aisle of Whole Foods?

You git's money fu*king wit me!

[RideDatwave973]

Blackaveli for real funniest dude had me rofl but he say the ''N'' Word 2 much im black and never it used in a sentence that many times him and tubesteak but they still my dogs so it all good lol

[EFMEDITOR]

@RideDatwave973 being an older black man i don't really like the N word but when used in comedy by BLACK comedians , it can be funny

[ethusiasm]

@EFMEDITOR your right, lol, i would call my race chinks if i wanna joke about it.

[AssyMcgoober]

@EFMEDITOR Wow, look at you telling someone they can't do something because of the color of their skin. That's fucking racist.

[countrybwoy420]

Seriously,I like the messages he's trying to send.

[adamsonxxfifteen]

Steve Jobs is a buddhist, lmao

[sellertr]

I love Black Jesus!



[Jocelyn200830]

that's right black Jesus, smoke that weed and lay low!

[lspeak]

cuz he gave it up to ya boy!!!

[chronicebonics]

somebody should compile all the black jesus clips into one video series.

[txm7721]

Funny :)

[LogicLyfe]

"You get money fuckin' with me!

LMAO! That is true, if you think about it."

[forty8thstreet]

This is funny as hell, but quit telling people they need to except jesus into their life, not everyone believes in talking snakes and fairy tales, some of us passes world history in high school.

[BRIANisBALLIN]

Religion is a pretty big part of history.

[fraudster111]

@forty8thstreet Fuck that shit nigga. Its not the details of the fairy tales thats important. Its the fucking messasge. The message is do right and accept jesus. So stop with this atheist bullshit and accept jesus and stack paper nigga.

[SySt3m]

@forty8thstreet You needa take a walk outside and smell the roses, 'my nigga'.

[koaftder]

Steve Jobs isn't a christian.

[runly1]

I've been watching Black Jesus episodes for half an hour. My face hurts from laughing. Funny shit, my nigga!

[KidSB23]

damn are niggas really not that educated nowadays????

this shit was hilarious but also meant something

[imagwearinbapes]

it dont cost no money. you GET money fuckin wit me lmao

[FREEDEJATAYLOR]

"You get money f***in wit me!"

[Mrlatereg]

I hope people are gettin the message that this is how Jesus actually feels, all he wants is belief from us.

All the niggas and shit are used for humor, but all that combined this is a great video

[mcplato]

idiot

[10NNi3]

steve jobs is the devil...but i love macs so does that mean i love the devil?

[kikodawgz]

of course it does... :P

[xXxstateofunionxXx]

@10NNi3 macs are for fags

[Sicknastyfresh88]

no u just love the devils computers

[kie95]

ask jesus ...mynigga

[Mrlatereg]

ya know why???

cause he gave it up to ya boy

[woodyroc09]

LET ME IN LET MR IN YA HEART MY NIGG@

[iscaylis]

jack blesus.

[oshunbaby]

lighten up everyone....we all need a laugh, dont you agree? foreclosures, job loss....

[beautyfullone01]

black jesus, i be.live

[mdoug121]

u r mother fuckin stupid get a life mother fucker

[QweenofEverythang]

u cant b mad this is funny

[BigBlunt75]

"he's in a higher echelon my nigga" LLS

[PresidentRich]

"He's in a higher echelon."

lmao

[tenniikey]

i got obamas job

[samhilltarnation]

OMG. I'm not Christian. I'm not black. but this here is the funniest thing on youtube!

[gizmorj25]

Out the box right Love all these video's

[foxboy212]

I am a devout Christian and I am black and this is still the funniest thing on youtube...LOl

[tenniikey]

IM SEEING MY SELF OMG

[elkellenhabla]

26 second intro is OD

[k32dgrz]

danm sometimes the comments be better that the videos on this bytch ya`ll be crakk`n on each other ruthlessly!. i love it! lmao!

[bymistakeofgod]

black jesus is just picking up where the white jesus left at... at least this guy is alive.

[tylerdurden187]

If there is a Jesus, it's Black Jesus,

[jin455]

umm technically jesus should be arab. he is supposedly from the middle east, not africa.

[4208jason]

i like turtles

[phattown213]

lol jason

[shadayafreeman]

Israel used to be the Land of Canaan..and the Canaanites occupied that land. Canaanites were a tribe that was named after one of the sons of Ham and Hamites and Canaanites are modern day Africans. AND Arabs were dark skinned until the Ottoman Turks came and took over the Middle east and intermarried and/or raped the women.

[FRSHTUBE]

YOUR HISTORIES FUCKED UP

[MightyNigga]

Wow, save that shit for church, its supose to be funny damn, Ya'll make me not wanna laugh.

[TheContact21]

yea i believe in God and try real hard to follow and do what he asks of us but dood your bein too sensitive.this is meant to make us laugh!

[SomeRockerchick88]

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments."

[poophayd]

no one is worshipping this video

[SomeRockerchick88]

This is blasphem. And God does not like blasphem of all that is holy. How this funny to have someone act like Jesus and have a foul mouth like this? Would you really act like this in front of Jesus?

[etherbeing]

Then let god get of his ass and do something about it. This shit is so funny...

[SomeRockerchick88]

Please don't talk about God like that. I would not say such grave things about him.

[tenaciousE21912]

You talk about your freedom of religion but then you chastise everyone who doesn't agree with your religion... Don't be a hypocrite.

[SomeRockerchick88]

I am not being a hypocrite; this is blaspheme of God. Why wouldn't I be offended of this video. Everyone has a freedom to believe in what they want. But don't make in fun of or bear false images of God.

[BoyOH5]

Y do you think this is a false image of God?

[SomeRockerchick88]

Because this is not God. he doesn't curse and talk dirty. This is blaspheme. Disrespectful towards God. This video does not show any type of Godliness.

[kikokazuma]

Shaddap.

[dropscience]

were you born without a sense of humor gland? Jesus had one.

[salawrnc]

gland?? lol..

[tenaciousE21912]

Well if the person doesn't believe in your religion the way you believe in it, they really don't have to follow its rules, now do they? Oh, and if you don't think the video is fair to your religion, turn it off. The rest of us will watch it if we want.

[foxboy212]

Technically its describing that with sacrifice to Jesus and acceptance you can gain abundantly but its doing it in a comedic nature by using words that woudln't normally even be considered for a holy savior. If anything these videos may actually get people to realize they need to accept Jesus into their lives more.... I'm Christian and this is hilarious. Stop hatin and get money. Nigga

[SomeRockerchick88]

Not this imposter, the real Jesus!!

[kikokazuma]

Shaddap.

[SomeRockerchick88]

Excuse me but did you just tell me to "shut up?" I could not understand what you have wrote because is was terribly misspelled. No I won't shut up either. I have a right to comment on any video. Freedoom of speech and religon. Look it up. Otherwise, you want to insult someone or begrading to them, atleast spell the words correctly. God bless!!

[gtino93]

excuse me lady, but shaddap is a way of saying "shut up" in a more phonetic manner, like he's saying shaaaadddd aaaap, its sound.

[kikokazuma]

Obviously you understood; you were able to translate "shaddap" into "shut up" pretty easily. Good job. Don't use slang much,eh? That's alright.

Anyway, you apparently don't realize we see you as a religious nut. You wanna praise Jeebus? Go to church....This is some funny shit, let us laugh a little.

[SomeRockerchick88]

Well no I don't have to go to church to praise God. Hope to see there Sunday. But God is available 24/7 even on the weekends and holidays so talk to him sometime. God bless and I will pray for you!!

[missingremote]

Whom ever participated in this video is on drinking cocktails or something. They're high. Just pray for their souls

[SomeRockerchick88]

I am. God bless you!! :)

[1gizzle1]

fundamentalists

smh

[SomeRockerchick88]

Jesus saves!

[4soundmoney]

Jobless 5:13 says:"And Black Jesus spoke to the niggaz. "Please come to me, all you crack ho's, pimps and drug dealers, and we will have a good time! For I am dey way, da truth, and yo daddy!'"

[SLUGTHUG]

hahahahahahahaha

[BIGthingsSON]

Jesus wasn't set on fire....

Least get your facts straight if your going to say some random racist comment.

[longsought7]

Wat a fuckin inbred hick u are dude.

[kbradleybigkj]

yo what up my nigga. its kiki lil brother from inglewood on that A block. holla at me dogg i need to holla at you. talk about some ideas my nig.. Mike got number homie....

[LaghikLyfe]

Don't ya'll love when the holier than thou mafuckas come in here talkin "oh that's wrong, that's blasphemy, you going to hell"

That shit cracks me up.

lol

[shiestysean]

makes u wonder why they on youtube searching 4 jesus

[BlushingBull]

damn right!!!!!!!

[MikeandToneRP]

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[TehSheikh]

seems like there's some haters in here

[westt34]

yup i mean niggas is wasting time its not like nobody on here is going 2 get inspired by what you leave on youtube its youtube not history class if you dont like why come on the video thats what im sayin if you dont like the video why comment it onif i didnt like a video like that 2 girls one cup video im closing out of it im not goin 2 type i dont like it n watch it again lol

[espanolfly]

how the fuck u gonna talk about my mother who is a woman remember dude you the one with sugar in your step you know a little splenda in yo tank... stop using the computer at the library man read a book. get off youtube! talk about my mom and we all know the last time u had sex was in 89 with a one legged hooker named charlie!!

listen cock stain, i work at duane reid what brand of tampon you use? here's a coupon (fuck you) in the neck under a pale moonlight!!! know who da fucking u talking to?

[westt34]

nigga you's an unflushed rubber cuz moms dug you out of the toilet when ya popz was lookin my nigga my nig im done with you ethugger

[espanolfly]

fag rag i said the dude is fucking funny!!!! how is that hating? i am simply saying nigaaa however the fuck u spell the shit is not a word we created motherfucker white slave masters did that shit so its like i call you you fag rag and you take the shit and be like yeah u know wat i am a fag rag and run around tell alll ya homies you a fag rag and start calling them the same thing fuck dat i slap any mutha fucka who call me a nigga. i am from jamaica we dont play dat nigga shit. learn ya history

[espanolfly]

dude you funny and you got a good thing going respect!!!

now here's the real shit.. you said all black people got nigga in them i am black as a fucking purse and there aint no "nigga" in me. see if you understood who gave black people that name u wouldn't even say some dumb shit like dat. blacks never called them self niggas white people did that.. so uuu may be a fucking nigga but i am a fucking man a black man with my roots in africa like all other fucking roots. now datss realll!!!!!

[westt34]

boooooo

[espanolfly]

booo? of all the things you could have been you had to choose a toilet? a men you could have been a fucking lamp or goat but u had to be an asshole???

[westt34]

booooooo i couldve been ya father but ya mom didnt have change for a 10 so yea boooooooooo lol come on youtube tryin 2 kicc some knowledge nigga its not a good look if u wanna do that knowledge go do that shit at school niggas think becuz they wear glasses they think they smarter and better i mean my nigga u have seen the rest so u know what u was gettin in2 so how is cuz ignorant when u the 1

[westt34]

coming on here knowing u not goin 2 like what u see u wasted 2 mins of yo life 4 a comment cuz a comment get yo shit 2gether cuz 2 mins that you will never get bacc jus 2 hate on a nigga if you dont like it keep it 2 yoself but all that differenc between a blacc person n nigga analogy n shit man you need 2 go somewhere with that shit nobody gives a fucc about that shit cuz cuz YOU on YOUTUBE wtf my nigga this is the last place 2 kicc some stop saying nigga shit its not class its youtube

[cyiwrite]

you niggas aint talkin bout shit

[robotchicken92]

you GET money fuckin wit me, my nigga.

[cyiwrite]

thas real talk Black Jesus like always

[LiveitO8]

aint none of these joints funny for real

[DR31987]

Bill Gates is higher then Steve

[wrob4343]

you should do a part 2 where you explain why steve jobs is sick now... what did he do black jesus?

[ultimateuchiha1]

he hung up on that nigga lol

[3rdKingPleasureville]

this one ain't that funny.

[xenoah]

that's cause you're slow.

[FAKERMCFAKEY]

LMAO!!!

[muchluv4paul]

lol love it but so true

[plumpbrownsugarbabe1]

LOL dem other two niggas must be high

[Only1AceProductions]

Right

[KOWBOY1963]

THATS A FAT c webb!!!

[nicksorr]

lol

[serjicalstrike72]

haha that is Chris Webber wtf?

[serjicalstrike72]

wait nah its some fat dude

[secorbred]

let me in ya heart nigga, it dont cost no money

yo too fuckin funny

[AJxn3]

Why is Black Jesus sitting next to Chris Webber?

Interesting...

[Cgunz45]

this shit is to funny

[LaghikLyfe]

LMAO he said " You get money fuckin with me."

If you think about it, that shit is so true.. that is if know how to "preach". lol

[courtpac21]

lol im dying over here

[TheRealTickedOffTony]

big ass lips hahaha

[minh15]

you GET money fuckin with me nigga, you GET money fucking with me my nigga.

LOL

[shindogg]

"ya kno y? cuz he gave it up ta ya boy" lol! i kno wut he means but it sounds wrong ya knamsayin. 1st thought popped in my head was like "jesus pounded apple guy steve jobs? what the hell lol

[KillaKaramel11]

I think he was saying that he gave his life to him because that's what he was talking about the entire time.

[thewreckard]

sweet!

[ashleyisthe1suckas]

'You know why? Cause he gave it up to ya boy?' LMAO...I just died

[sc0pl355]

Steve Jobs is an atheist

[m0daddy]

hilarious. I love how this whole video took place on a couch.

[bitchniggaz22]

ahahah mah nigga used 'Echelon'

im dying...

[sickemdudley01]

Wonder if Aaron will give Black Jesus some airtime for season 3...

[Lomns]

Your lips are so big and black

[dmaster2]

I love how all these videos are responses to either a boondocks video or something real random.

[C100WA]

blacks have lowsy attitudes

[haterplaya117]

hilarious

[namrengav]

????????????????????????

[cousinrukus]

he really spits some truth though. respect!

[n0str4dumb4ass]

that was awesome.

[coryharder]

you gets money fuckin with me!

LOL

you know why? cause he gave it up to ya boy

HAHAHAHA

[edwardcates]

Some of this may be a bit of an inside joke that requires some cultural perspective on how some black men communicate. Take out the expletives and satire and it's about faith. This is honey with the medicine. From my Christian point of view.

I think it is brilliantly smart and funny. Edgy, yes but that's the point.