Playing Halo Like a Douchebag

[runoxb]

I would watch more



[DarkBrotherhood32]

LOL Lyle is just the funniest commentary person i heard lol who agrees

[Raveityourway]

i find it hilarious when someone's tag is GIRL and everyone's all like 'OH MY GOD THERE'S A GIRL!!!!!' when it obviously isn't actually a girl.

[Mr000009]

@Raveityourway No you see, It is a G.I.R.L.! Guy In Real Life. You see? That proves it is a G.I.R.L.!

[GuitarH3ro27]

more please...

[aviatorDINO98]

Haha why is dis so entertaining? Haha

[FawkUFawker]

Post this on machinima now!!

[DhaPacifist]

Ze royal viking :)

[iambeefjerkey]

That's how I play halo or any first person shooter

[Flitz324]

Its not fun cuz its not live commentary

[GamenG0dwtm]

what the

[GamenG0dwtm]

this is entertaining

[iToaster1337]

i enjoy the part where he talk

[samjam306]

you must love team fortress 2.

[Destroyai]

Its entertaining so dont worry. lol

[blackassassain1]

When I'm home alone- I cover myself in butter and pretend I'm a slug

[MuzzledElk]

@blackassassain1 Well, I like to play video games. Guess I'm weird like that.

[zikka21]

very intertaining



[mstgrumpypants]

please don to commentaries just stick to machinema videos

[benmurder]

@mstgrumpypants He's not doing a serious commentary. He was making a joke, like he always does on this channel.

[mstgrumpypants]

@benmurder i know i watch all of lyles and dex's stuff they muck around all the time especially in sanity not inclueded

[megamanmariosoul]

It's funny just because it has your wierd sense of humor. ANd I probably misspelled wierd like I always do, didn't I?

[soldierkei]

@megamanmariosoul yeah. just switch the i and e

[bretten911]

I love this vid this guy can make everything funny:)

[TheFriiggi]

I think he should make a new one in any game he wants and so on...thumb's up if you agree :>

[misterwood569]

ZE!

[papershadow69]

This is a perfect example of how Lyle can turn anything, even something like this relatively boring Halo match, and make it one of the most epic things you will see on youtube

[FluoGamer]

ZE!!!!! creatures ftw! :D

[BlueCaliSurfing]

@FluoGamer you do realize he's friends with all the creatures in real life right?

[TharTassakahn]

Amazing. That ending was a masterpiece.

[hunk123459]

all hail guitarmaster lord of halo and king of making whiney bitches shut up

[guidedogs1]

0:02 ZEROYALVIKING!?

[Boninja88]

4:57 Its more like ADHD.

[col745]

@zetacrewer lol XD I enjoyed it. Do more, these are funny!

[zetacrewer]

teddy grams, only for the real men

[SirLaszlot]

Anyone else notice he has ZeRoyalViking as a freind?

[qwertyalwayswins]

@SirLaszlot Lyle is a creature but not one that plays with them enough to be featured alot

[YoungBlood962]

2:44 you cant stick a girl in the dick XD

[lolrusx50]

omfg i fucking died at the teddie grams and jack daniels part

[camoninja3]

do more of they's just commentate well u play

[EAR532]

I am entertained

[iByTezHD]

Keep doing these

[KevinLuhrs]

8:20

Are you jealous because i have a friend that's a girl? (Who will probably never fuck me or do anything sexual with me)

[RatchetHeartsZ1]

Fuck me, Lyle is great at sticking people with grenades

[Tetanicdread16]

i love this shit make more

[ThatKidStatic]

"im like a fuking autistic child i always need movement on the screen" HAHAHAHHAHA

[TheScottishwolf]

"fuck it let's go on a tangent" - best segway into a story ever

[redsun1211]

I won't lie to you but this is kind of entertaining well you suck at the beginning but you get better at it so yeah and plue your not the only one that hates people online and lyle or should I say drak your lucky you don't play this crap or maybe you do cause I will destroy you on halo lol but I'm sure that's noy gonna happen but still it's pretty entertaining good shit :D

[taylortheweber]

aaaaaaand then the booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooom blew out my shitty speakers.

[taylortheweber]

anyone tune out when he starts ranting about the meditation thing? I like, blanked out...

[ArceusMorphlvl0]

the commentary was hilarious, you could be a comedian :D.... ADVENTURE!!!!!!

[dooney19999]

your voice is entertaining

[skeliskull]

awww. i camp occasionally not the whole game though. The thing with halo is that running and gunning is just: Death, Death, Kil- DEATH, Kill Death, Kill Kill Death. But taking guys out from a distance allows you to get much more kills with fewer deaths. I dont camp the entire game though. I move around.

[mickeyjazzhats]

40 people were jealous that he played with a girl on Xboxlive

[mrglm1]

lYLE ROCKS

[JCxVONxDOOM]

Dooo This for the rest of your life, i like watching the suffering , but on the reelies doe, you did a good job with this video, so raw and real and watever the fuck poeple usually say, its awesome, im also inclined to say , pretty .... up there... right now, not gonna lie, but awesome video in all seriousness made me laugh for like an hour, thank you for doing this, do more doe, SICKAAFUCK \m/ again pretty crossed rite now but if i wasn;t it be a good video all dah same

[bi0hazard9]

RELIGION

[DonDanesi]

I was listening to your commentary while scratching/cleaning my ears with a pair of fucking nail clippers, and it took me until about 7:20 to remember what I was doing.

[OriginalDanteFilth]

This Is The Greatest VG Commentary I Have Ever Seen. Thank You.

[MichaelChin1994]

Holy shit, you are amazing at sticking!

[GrapeknightII]

lol best commentary ever 

[ibleedgunpowder]

speak on bro speak on.

[ShadowVyse]

the game play isn't that entertaining but you are

[DaltonCrutchfield]

try playing and doing the commentary 

[zecocas]

Is it just me, or every time Lyle kills someone you can hear children cheering?

[iiCj21Foreverii2k6ii]

@zecocas called grunts birthday party.

[rsk8abletv]

@zecocas it's from the game

[BlueCaliSurfing]

@zecocas Its the Grunt Birthday skull

[SweetParadolia]

@zecocas

It's an effect in Halo: Reach. When you die, confetti pops out and you hear children cheering.

[0Verius0]

@zecocas It's the Grunt birthday party thing

[navychief929]

Lol loop

[southparkfanatic101]

3 minutes into this I broke into laughing, when I realized Lyle was talking out of his fucking ass and absolutely nothing he said made sense.

[kmanbruce]

Well you commentated when you were a creature with chilled.

[CptMCactus]

Gameplay= fun to get pumped for a game when you're young

Lyle ranting= making you think that he's a people person that hates people

[AdventurerOfOblivion]

I found this video to be quite funny.

[kyotosomo]

Finally, someone who uses the plasma grenade correctly! And picks the neeldle rifle over the dmr. You play almos exactly like me! Bless you lyle and adonkivik

[PPookkiizZ]

dude it's all you, you just keep on talkin we'll just keep on listening cuz tht's all you need to talk

[pathg13]

People say Halo is so fucking awesome and is the best but look at this, like 70% of all kills are with explosives and people just go around and slap eachother untill one dies is that really entertainment! Pick up a guitar, or go outside (if you even know what that is) and fucking do something for a couple hours!

[PooFaceMcButt]

@pathg13 You're watching it.

[pathg13]

@PooFaceMcButt no im listening to lyle cause he's funny

[nakarsa]

It DOES entertain since your way to speak about everything is entertaining + your voice makes a trick there...i never cared about halo but i still watched this whole fking video to hear your randomness XD

[chuganoz]

You don't even have to be playing anything, just keep fucking talking.

[rafelin6707]

This entertains me

[lovingsingleton]

 I'm autistic and I like that autism joke

[NavyBrats31]

This is awesome! You're hilarious!

[genialsisisi]

OMGG his gamertag is Athior! Lets spam ! NOOOWWW

[Bennastick]

Holy shit Ze Royal Viking? I played with him a long ass time ago! Is that you? Holy shit how did i remember that?

[shotgun142]

Commentaries are boring, unless people like you are doing it.

[FlippleKnob]

Hey, you were referring to me! Ha, jokes on you, I'm an attractive healthy man! You cum drenched cock maiden! But seriously, your commentary was surprisingly well worded and insightful, considering that you hadn't eaten in 2 days. Keep it up man, your fans want it.

[Veromom10]

This is not entertaining yet i watch it :(

[ErFeedo]

Pretty sure synwyn told him to be gay

[PopcornCoolie]

JACK and Teddy you say? 

[holohauck]

Best person on youtube!

[ActionPlayer360]

oh and commentaries suck without a purpose other than tell guys how to cheat and complete something so they can brag about it to thier friends but turn out a total loser and never had any fun playing the game because i have no idea what fun is cuz games r fuckin serious!

[ActionPlayer360]

and then everything explode and u dont see it! but fear not for through the magic of replays i can share these glorios epic exlosions with the world! ... boom...bababoom...boom...babab­lam*jiberish*oh fuck this comemtary!!!!!

[Flyer289]

Camping..Well, Im with him on that. I can't not stop moving in a game. *cough* call of duty* No really..Im not busting on it I play that game too.

[xXtheInfernowolfXx]

finally someone that thinks the same about STUUPID FUCKIING CAMPERS.....

[Dealman15]

I like the way you said "With the World!", sounded kind of professional. Like a voice actor =P It was a rather entertaining Commentary - although not like Jesse Cox but still funny! Do more of those and I'll subscribe =)

[eternalbane996]

this was funny as shit lol

[extremeteen321]

i didnt notice that you were playin with a chick till you said something about it

[mbc14k]

play mw3 and comment on how bad or good it is

[extremeteen321]

@mbc14k it fucking sucks

[robmxful]

i tink u have to be more gay !

[EdoFuzzy21]

You are a true gamer. Camping and waiting sucks. It's a fucking GAME. Thank you man.

[TheProphacy1]

This was entertaining

[faction202]

i used to be a douchebag, till i took an arrow to the knee

[tomcatm16]

GMX7 plays Halo one way... 'Bust ass and chew bubble gum and I'm gonna kill you for it!'

No skill just running like Sonic the Hedgehog or whatever the Hero in this game is supposed to do.

[sprudrats]

becose of u 8 milion people aren't gay aneymore

[Bartflaners]

this is entertaining

[Spearman9]

hmm thats a good idea Lyle next time im haveing trouble in halo ill balance my chakra

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

Hey, I shoot for the nads all the time in halo, and I'm straight.

[Demon1cDeath]

good commentary better than anything i've seen

[TrexterFilms]

this was the fucking funniest commentary i've ever seen

[masterchief411788]

actually having a man suck your dick is immensely gay

[94Littleone]

You think it was a good idea to give away your tag to all of youtube?

[Zombie14Slayer]

You need to do more of these. And I'm sorry that I disgust you. Forgive me? :)

[dameowmixman]

i am utterly FUCKING ENTERTAINED

[CptCaptulon]

That's pretty entertaining, but only because you have an awesome voice and sound a bit like Egoraptor

[cowkiller39]

your the guy that jumped my rocket

[morrwi525]

Tobuscus is gay???? LIES Blasphemy!

[doodoo7771]

I. AM. ENTERTAINED...

[RSAleft9]

You were doing a great job with the commentary.

[binglebeee]

Thar Rayne7s person is terible, run and pummed, skillage

[megamanmariosoul]

Dude, you're fuckin hilarious. I don't even have a Halo game and this was amazing. Hell, I don't even have an XBox 360! Yet.

[ProtoPractice01]

There is a guy named SNIFF MY BOOTY.......

[supergirlgamer12345]

0:20 i wanted the second part of fucking halo crap what ether it was called so were not on the same page

[TheStanhoff]

This is entertaining

[CruelObsession1]

Do one of these commentaries for more games, I would definitely watch

[legominimaster972]

how the fuck do you think you get 50,000 views on a video, conmentary is cool to no lifes

[xxalexmonxx]

Lyle thinks of me every day. You jelly?

[MultiCarl9]

lame sound effect

[namekman01]

needs more gayness

[xxDeathNitemarexx]

I think he ended it early so we would not see him adding the girl and inviting her to video chat.

LYLE YOU SLY DOG!

[100valted]

ok this was both funny and boring and well mostly boring lmao

[superbad1725]

do more u make commentarys less gay. also thats adhd not autism

[kiranearitachi]

Make more of these they are so stupid they are funny

[98Gammer]

This was the most fucking stupid thing ever. Lyol or however you spell you fucking name, you are right this is totally fucking gay,

[mrhappyismissing]

me gusta

[Masterchief2291001]

It feels like i just wasted 9 minutes of my life :(

[TheInveditor1]

"this is what youve been asjing for right".........

yea,..... take the piss.

[Penisburg93]

BOOM

[luisisskating]

This is entertaining and im glad that im not the only who doesnt like captain americas character

[weimaj]

YOU CREATED THE BEST FUCKING COMMENTARY EVER!!

[PsychoJolteon2]

Yes Lyle... This was entertaining...

[VetaEXZ]

Boom...boo-boo-blam blam blam

[Spazman100]

You really should be on Comedy Central...

[otoolio72987]

NO DUDE NO U SUCK. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I USED TO MAKE FUN OF LOSERS LIKE U IN HIGH SCHOOL. U REALLY MUST BE GAY.  THIS COMM WAS COMPLETE CRAP. GO BACK TO BUMFUCK EGYPT. COME GET ME ASSHOLE. FIND ME U PRICK. JACK DANIELS AND TEDDY GRAHMS HUH. DON'T SPEAK YOUR MIND. IN REGARDS TO MY "OFFICE". I DON'T HAVE A OFFICE JOB I HAVE A REAL JOB AT A WAREHOUSE. I'M NO PENCIL PUSHER!!! UR GAY =)

[minimanjonesy]

@otoolio72987 all caps rage?

[coatap4]

@otoolio72987 the douch of the day awrd goes to you asshole

[noah12301]

wat's ur gamertag? Can I stalk you? LOL

[relaytam]

yes very very very very entertaining you kept dieng

[EternalArbok426]

lmao i love you lyle ur so funny XDXD

[xXteamtigerbloodXx]

and fuck i cant spell

[xXteamtigerbloodXx]

yes very entertaing

[MrMovieMakerMan11]

you are really good i would love to play a few matches with you my gamertag is DARKMUSIC PWND.

[otoolio72987]

This VID was Boring as Hell U SUCK DUDE. seriously talking about sucking dicks. u really need to get a life. ha ha ha ha eat shit bitch. =)) oh bye the way this is not entertaining. to answer your question. u suuuuuckkkkk. your just an online faggot!!!!

[MrFdsfasdfasdfa]

@otoolio72987 lol wassa matta did you shit yourself in high school and people made fun of you because of that causing you to be scarred for life and then later hammering your dick in your shitty office because you never get promoted and then you try to hang yourself but the rope breaks so you think the only answer is to come here and insult someone you dont know? Yeah thats the reason.

[Bushflare]

@MrFdsfasdfasdfa

Normally I would argue that comments like that really have no place on youtube but to cheapen the experience.

But this is a video with Lyle in it so frankly, I think your comment was a little too tame. You should have mentioned his abusive parents and the time he got shot down from the friendless fat chick who took one look at him and knew that even 'she' could do better.

Just sayin'.

[Assinibionz]

SUPER FUCKING GOOD COMMENTARY!

[slipknot99011]

best...commentary....ever

[TheIr0nMike]

I really don't get why people like watching game commentaries. The ones from something awful can be kind of fun to watch, but even those get boring.

[CorazonDeLeon92]

It was extremely entertaining, and you should make more.



[b4567890]

This is entertaining. Do it again.

[RA3BUILDER14]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[RA3BUILDER14]

Yes, its Entertaining for me especially the part that

The guy just fucking killed his teammate his stupid, and then he Blows up.

LOL

[Tazorhaxx]

loool good times ;)

[psycosanches589]

thank you lyle cause i hav a friend who is complete tryhard who plays only for K/D and rank and he says he has fun but only when he gets kills and ranks up

[kurtmix2]

wtf man this iz just weird

[BigWhiteHeadPhones]

I couldn't stop laughing, this was actually funny.

[vkiblackout]

You sound a lot like my cousin. Not  your voice, your personality I just realized that.

[spartan21j1]

red vs blue reference

[CDRunningG]

I'm a poor sport, stupid, and smell terrible, and I'm offended!

[legionpeep]

WITH THE WORLD!!!!!!

[Stealthsuit07]

Super cool late night humor this.