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  • JESUS IS OVER HERE NOW!!

  • This shit reminds me of WWE backstage for some reason lol

  • Tom Green >> Andrew Dice Clay

  • She couldn't wait to get outta there

  • i like how he just took charge and told every one what to do hahaha even though he didmt know her that well lol

  • Is this Dice or Jerry Only???

  • I officially think that Andrew Dice Clay is the person I've most despised in my entire life.

  • @TehOwnerer999 he'd love that!! I love how polarizing peoples view on him are... I love him.

  • @bobcharlotte Yeah theres no two ways with clay yoo either hate him or yoo wish he was fuckin dead..l'd love too shit down peoples necks the way he does..

  • Man Ford Fairlane still has it going for him

  • idk wtf was goin on but i felt pretty damn awkward just watchin it, so i can only imagine how tom & paris felt, if he was foreal hittin on her he need step his game up.

  • Paris's brain is the size of a Peanut... I hate thoes dumb thing's she does.

  • thumbs up if you like Paris Hilton Andrew Dice Clay and Tom Green backstage

  • that was just to awkward.

  • clowns....

  • 0:02 Tom dropped the microphone and pretended that he didn't.

    he passed it behind his back...... XD

  • and then right after Tom realizes that its actually working, you can see jealousy in his eyes, and right then, he folds his arms and admits defeat. Classic.

  • lmao, the reaction by tom green at 1:28 is priceless "HAH!" Basically he hears andrew dice try to lay some bullshit line, and Tom Green's like "no way shes gonna like that bullshit", so he glares at paris waiting for a response, and then shes like "yeahhhh" and he says "HAH!" in amazement that paris is actually that dumb to fall for stupid shit like that

  • People just dont get dice i think its because he caught paris offstage but he was taking the piss the funny part is the awkward reaction he gets from people.

  • paris hilton is hot

  • at 1:28 when she says yea when girls act like that it makes me wana rape em..

  • tom had a failed marriage. Now, lets use him as middle man to crack onto mega hore so it seems i'm not doing it directly. Making a sexual advance based on another man's sadness right in front of him. classy.

  • dice is a total loser

  • He looks like he walked off the set of a bad Mad Max ripoff. The fuck are you wearing, Dice??

  • Dice is more awkward than a pubescent teenager. lol

  • Is anyone aware that this was all a set up, or is everyone pretty content with their naivety?

  • Tom Green always looks so threatened and scared around Andrew Dice Clay. He continuously agrees with what he says all the time. its like shut up and make your own opinion for once rather than following some fat washed up losers opinion.

  • @TheAidanD thats tom greens character... he always acts that way, and its hilarious because he's being sarcastically polite.

  • MASSIVE douche chills off this video. Dice, eeee. That was hard to watch. I think he must have been dropped on his head in such a way that it damaged the part of your brain that senses when the people talking to you are thinking you're pathetic. And he was talking to PARIS HILTON. For that vapid bitch to come off better than you in a video is.... just bad. I can't even take that thought any further it's so bad. wow.

  • u know your fucked up people when tom green is the normal one in the video,tom green for secretary of comerce?!?!!!??

  • what a douche

  • clay and green should have a show together. it would be funny seeing green as the straight guy in a comedy duo

  • is this guy even still alive? Dice, if you're reading this, if you wanna appear to be a massive asshole, your dream's come true, buddy.

  • @angelpoop11 yes it is ignorant

  • Dice is Dead, week shit

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  • dice is a pro

  • sounds like dice is talking about himself

  • dice is the man

  • paris is a whore and who's Andrew Dice

  • dice is the fuckin man

  • He has read "The Game", shame he's dressed like Danny Zucko's homosexual uncle.

  • that was a riot ! ha ha ha how the fuck cant you not laugh at that ? it was  an adlib on the spot and green is a perfect innocent for andrew . ,excellent lol

  • dice is god!!!sd period!

  • I don't get people who hate Dice, whats not to love, hilarious!!! Lighten up he is an entertainer, go watch some magic tricks

  • @trekcets entertainer? judging from what i've seen in this video, he's a fucking asshole

  • So funny!!!

  • Is this Halloween? wtf is with that guys outfit!!!!

  • the only one i like here is tom green, clay is a little bastard, and as for paris hilton, i have no idea why she is famous or why she is even considered hot for that matter....i would sooner kiss tom...lmao....im going to get some nasty replies on this comment i bet

  • @MYBATTLEBRIDE nasty comment #1

  • @orepus123 lmao much appreciated

  • Andrew dice... so funny lol I do find him appalling, but he still cracks me up... so

  • for fuck sake will someone kill clay already? what a jew..

  • just the fact the tom green is letting that fucking dickfaced greaser treat him like an asshole i dont like green as much as i did...tom green is the shit but he seriously needs to grow a pair

  • @TheInfamousIceman Maybe because he lost his left nut to testicular cancer a few yrs ago? He televised the entire operation, complete with testicle removal. He can no longer "grow a pair" and is flying solo now. Dice is a married Jewish man with grown children. He's satirizing misogynistic NY Italians. It's an act. The fact that you naive bozos take him so seriously suggests that the joke is most certainly on you

  • @ritter89 lol find someone else to try and annoy i dont need your intellect i have enough of my own..and if u were smart instead of someone thats retarded ud understand what i meant by growing a pair shitface

  • @ritter89

    you actually think dice being a misogynist asshole is an act ??

  • wow that guys such a fucking retard wow

  • She was giving Dice the eye.

  • I used to love Dice but he's such an insecure tool.

  • oh my god, three of the biggest weirdos in the world

  • look how fucking stupid that piece of shit retard skinny ugly blonde disgusting dumb fuck that talks like a retard please die

  • dice is about to go where every man has gone before, paris hiltion xD

  • is really like that?

  • Hahah he's so up himself...

    60 year old man dressed up as fonsy, I think he honestly believed she thinks he's cool.

  • DICE MANNNNNN

  • so many ppl hate dice. but I love dice :D

  • Who the hell is this ridiculous old punk ass trying to relive his youth ?

  • I used to be a big dice fan.

    Now, he's just a wash-up.

  • who the fuck is that guy in the leather?

  • good that tom green didnt make any reaction when dice mentioned his break-up thats what u call a man....still carrying on taking the piss outta dice!!!!!

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  • Dice makes me uncomfortable right through the screen.

  • tom green and andrew dice clay are a funny odd couple. tom green always seems like he's in awe of dice's ability to pick up girls.

  • "chicks comming on to me"

    LMAO, dice is dfucking hilarious. Not his standup, just the way he acts.

  • dice? douche...

  • Wow, Dice's perceptions are really really something. What he sees is not what I see. I think he'd make a great case study in defense mechanisms, reaction formation, splitting, denial, projection, objectification, etc. If he seems women as 'objects' I bet he nonetheless holds a special place as his mother as 'different'. I bet he's such an insecure guy that he needs to go to extremes to deny it and appear strong. How much emotional courage does he really have? Wow he is something else.

  • dice is the greatest

  • dice a slimy jew

  • i love how dice is treating paris like a hor

  • I love Tom Green !!!

  • so is this real then or what?

  • Mentalllll

  • Dice is the KING!!!

  • Andrew dice clay. pffftttt. what a chode.

  • @SeaHorseGypsy wtf does chode mean? i dont speak faggot

  • @Hectic1010 Well maybe you should learn to speak it then. Then we could be faggots together! :D

  • @Hectic1010 oh snap, that gay guy just hit on you. you are a big faggot now.

  • @SeaHorseGypsy "pfffffffffffftttttttt, pffffffftttttttt,pfffffffffttt­tttt" you sound like a chode

  • @mxIllKill maybe i am

  • wut a faggot

    tom is da shit

  • tom's look at the end...... priceless. the dice man is and always has been crazy

  • The clock struck 12 and he dropped his gue and dumped her off at the end of the block.

  • wow! Comic thunder dude. I love this fucking clip . The ending was killer. "the chick's coming on to me!" Good good stuff. Always cheers me up.

  • Adrew Dice Gay is more like it.

  • @LordQuinn Lordquere is more like it . that was funny shit

  • Andrew Dice Clay is clueless!

  • yeah he can be crude however he has made a hella of a lot of money go figure a jewish kid started 30 yeas ago and still does vegas regularly i saw him once in the 80s that was enough for me he does the same shit over and over again and people still go back fo more this is first time i have listened to him in years anyway i guess i admire anyone who can make it legally and not step on people along the way i mean he laughs all the way to the bank

  • Silverstein can't pick up the bitch's, bad pick up line.

    Check out those flabby arms of his, he's a slob getting fatter

  • go dice wut a playa

  • @realdiceclay follow him.

  • I used to love Dice but hes bein such a fuckin overreacting douchebag, i dont know how the hell anyone could work with him

  • Look at this mother fuckers talking about each other's mothers what assholes bitch ass niggas...........they can't find young chicks so they try to hit on the moms

  • DICE FKN RULES TO THIS DAY YOU SNAPPERHEADS!!!

  • who's the ass in the leather coat ?

  • @freespirit61 andrew dice clay. look him up

  • Dice you fucking guido.....lol thats a funny mother fucker

  • A.D.C. and Paris Dickhole. Now there's a pair.

  • andrew dice clay is a fuckin soprano wannabe

  • is this guy for real?

  • @ChuckyTheEnforcer yea seriously

  • I don't know why so many people find it hard to realize that his whole persona is an act, he's a shock jock. Why does he do it? because it makes people watch him, which makes him that much more popular.

  • @paddmaddproductions finally someone with some brains. this guy invented the kind of comedy that borat etc.. is famous for.

  • @AshKilamande I don't know why so many people take him so seriously, especially when they're so quick to jump on other people and call them fake.

  • andrew dice claydoe, you fucking faggot. This bastard has always been a delusional cock-smoking son of a pig! Mother fucker. He holds that cigarette pretending it's a thin penis, then he puts in his mouth nibbling at the tip. God damn it! I wish I'd run into him in public someday whenever, wherever. I swear to God I'd fucking flatten his nose and kick his teeth in, fucking idiot!

  • @mgm805 You mean you would kneel and bob on the balogny pony you fuckin limp wristed fairy.

  • @SuckMaBeanBag your mother is a fuckin limp wristed fairy that kneels and bobs on the balogny pony, what the fuck? I don't care to know that. You dim witted bastard.

  • @mgm805 Yeah, that's why you posted back. Because you don't care. lol Well everyone else knows ya motha is whoah! So it was time you found out!

  • @SuckMaBeanBag Now you posted back, because your mother is "whoah!", so it was time you found out???????what the fuck?????Fucking stupid ass......Oh yes one more thing, everyone else knows ya motha is "whoah!", .......fucking idiot....

  • douchbag

  • She can't even pronounce Yeah!! This is the definition of 3 failed famers....Just eliminate Dice...A Legend in His own mind...

  • Paris is HOTTTTT, i would fuck her sooooooo hard!

  • @Kaoh916 Oh I am laughing AT him, not with him LoL :)

  • Andrew Dice Clay is a RETARDED DUMBASS!! Wow!! I can't believe this guy... Seriously what a Douchebag. I wonder if he thought he was being funny during this segment. Why is he still around?

  • @tylerd30 i thought it was hilarious she barley even spoke and he assumes she liked him if thats not funny idk what is.

  • The lead-in text to this video says that Hilton is coming on to Clay. Uh... no. Clay is hitting on Hilton in his usual infantile ineffectual obnoxious manner. I can't believe I'm going to say this but Hilton actually showed some class by reframing from telling clay to go suck himself. She was clearly unimpressed by the monkey.

  • So much fail in one place. . .

  • @paradoarify Damn dude, well put!

  • This is one weird trio..

  • PARIS HAS A BODY LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD

  • what a fucking idiot.

    TOM GREEN ROCKS!!!

  • Andrew wouldn't be a convincing pro wrestler.

  • I..cant tell if Andrew is serious,or in some weird way is tryin to be funny.

  • PARIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON THIS PLANET!!!!! I LOVE PARIS!!!!

  • @TracyAndersonFoxhunt NOT EVEN CLOSE

  • I LOVE PARIS!!!!!!!!

  • Some of you guys are pretty ignorant...Dice Clay is one of the top grossing comedians of all time

  • @chriscash2007 Is that your way of saying - the world is full of retards?

  • @chriscash2007 LOL you liar

  • I know tom and I know Paris. I do not know dice clay. he is not funny and is a self absorbed bastard.

  • i hate paris and andrew

  • what is this? Tom Green and freaks!

  • Mr. Clay obviously doesnt know who Paris Hilton is or else he would have been all over her. But that what happens when you meet drugs...

  • dice clay is one of tose people that needs a GOOD ass whoopin

  • haha that dumb bitch she even used her catchphrase "that's hot" in a normal conversation.

  • Who is this "Dice Clay"? ^^

  • hes a dumb fucking retard

  • Andrew Dice Clay is Fucked up!!! Does he think he's cool?

  • paris is a hot slut :)

  • It must be an act, nobody could be that much of a cunt in real life!

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  • "yeah I did it on purpose yeah-....." hahaha

  • Awkwarrrrrd

  • who is this cheap leather jacket wearing cock sucker? what a fucking loser. tom green introduces him to this hot pussy then he drops negative comments about him in front of her. what a desperate cock blocker. go home and rub one off coz thats as close as you gonna get to hot pussy like that you old fag.

  • and she loved it. you know nothing about trashy low self esteem broads.

  • @faiz2k6 Hmmm, maybe he was just putting on an act? Andrew Dice Clay is known for fucking with people. It's part of his character. You ignorant tard.

  • @JacksonShredder18 Hardly ignorance since he is a fucking nobody. you low life scum.

  • @faiz2k6 If he's a nobody, then how come he's always getting interviewed and asked to appear as a guest on quite a few shows and programs? Oh yeah, because he was one of the biggest stand up comedians of the 80's. Not too fond of many "nobodies" who get that kind of recognition.

  • @JacksonShredder18 i dont much care for this conversation tbh so you keep eating his asshole since you like him so much. im sure he will return the favour by sucking you off.

  • Hot?! Uh no. Rich? yes.

  • She is so HOT!!! Did you saw her Sextape? You gotta see it, believe me. For hungry eyes, the link to the free uncensored version is in my channel :)

  • Here's a winning combination

  • HICKORY DICKORY DOCK I WANNA SUCK COCK!!! CUASE IM ANDREW DICE GAY!!!!! give it up all ready dice you fucking suck

  • lindoh video

    i love paris hilton

  • hes such a ledgend dice clay i mean

  • dam almost one mill

  • Dice sucks.

  • CAN ANYONE SAY SCRIPTED>?

  • I feel bad for paris, being in an awkward spot like that

  • do a barrel roll!

  • TOM 1, DICE 0

  • Dice is about to roll himself into the rubber room.

  • the audience is so fucking noisy

  • Fuckin andrew dice clay...

  • not a great vid but Tom Green ftw! btw it's kind of odd how paris hilton grabs that railing... I've never even bothered to watch any footage of her, but only saw this bc of tom green. She's like holding on2 the railing as if she's going 2 get blown away or something, odd...

  • HOT DOG DOWN A HALLWAY

  • she said thats hot at 1:48

  • from what i heard andrew got alot of pussy in the 80s...

  • @smoketunes lol ok?

  • @smoketunes - And now he NEEDS Tom Green to contact him to get pussy. Great!

  • @smoketunes And he probably still doesuh...ohhh!