BLOW YOUR MIND!

[johndoh1000]

i like eating

[TheHiddenCommentKTA]

I'm the batman

[Shovelware]

@TheHiddenCommentKTA No ur not. I am.

[clebrty]

my secret... I am younger than you all

[pilipp3]

Sometimes, i wash myself.

[Shadyness26]

Im still waiting to get blown like u said at 0.23 :(

[gothlyfeshow]

I should be working right now...but I'm not.

[batman5friend]

i sleep eat

[Immeandimhappy135]

this is my brothers secret : He pees sitting down! :D

[pilipp3]

@Immeandimhappy135 Me to =D

[Someone121212100]

Does vsauce = vagina sauce ?.?? 0.o

[jellyman0005]

omg my vision is so messed up right now after the illusion everything is warping... will this be forever mommy

[shoeib123]

im a pedo

[DragonofRock01]

I imagine things I'm too nice to say to bitches that make me mad... then I laugh because it's hilarious. In school, during a test, when the room is silent.(:

[jemadaef]

Wow so manto secrets i can Dear them

[Nastybeanlady]

I pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise

[NoHappyCampers]

i watch v-sause.

[iinadir]

1:41 !! ahh the whole screen was going like water 

[totesfakeperson]

i read books upside down. Me and Luna are the only people I know who do this...

Also I don't like whipped cream.

[Samzacheese]

I dont like doughnuts! lol

[Manhi40]

and im proud!

[Manhi40]

im a brony

[MegaLaban12345]

I have AIDS

[IdaEQL]

My secret: I'm the number one fan of Avenged sevenfold<3 xD

[GertjanSluimer2]

wtf 1:40 it works!

[scarscarpookie]

no sir,that actually is,a Cat.zoom in on the pointy ears and furry cat paws.not a monkey dude.look again/

[Ssonicmovies]

I take a shit and sometimes..........I DON'T FLUSH! OMG JAIOWFAWJPFOJ)AWNPFIOJ

[Turtleman9008]

Sometimes I oil myself up with vaseline and pretend like I'm a slug.

[SuperJoziah]

blow me!

[cakebomb77]

i laugh to myself

alot

[fabor987]

I'm forever alone

[natboyslim]

I see pre-dead people

[mesekkai]

i use to love my cozen when i was 6

[mesekkai]

@mesekkai the love love kind

[thecorrector95]

I used to be an adventurer, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[badangil]

im fapping.

[leonardodavinciideas]

i eat gerbils

[AJbutterfly1250]

I used to have a crush on the anamated Anakin Skywalker!!!! when I was 8

[SethMBurrow]

I SOMETIMES PUT MY TOOTHBRUSH IN MY MOUTH

[habiskinator]

i make up funny conversations to pass time by my self

[coolerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

i hate when im skating in the boardwalk and a fucking car is parked there

[girguy101]

oh teh noes i thot u wer ded vsaus

gud ting u tld us u wernt

[steev1121]

I have a fear of pumpikns

[FriendMeSeb]

I always like pizza with no cheese because i am allergic to cheese.

well... If I eat any. DX I SAID IT OUT LOUD! DANG IT!

(My secret is that I was a soul).

[TalentlessHuman]

I'm a 12 year old girl who loves watching adult humor stuffs.

[suungirl128]

i watch nick jr

[theradkibbles]

Big booty bitches

[LuyzStark]

i like like justin bieber and i am a guy.

AND NO I AM NOT GAY OR SEXUALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!

[Narniarnian]

How do you edit your videos?

[impinkiee2]

i secretly like big booty bitches

[magmaboarder]

woah,trippy

[MrsOffspringFan]

i dont like potatoes 

[DarkheartKevin25]

My best friend was my cat

[yuppigup]

i shower naked

[NotxMustard]

@yuppigup

You f**cking slut

[andyynwa94]

@yuppigup No! Go away! SO DO I! Phew I thought I was just wierd!

[ultimatelype]

@yuppigup you slut

[TripleThreat01032000]

@yuppigup doesn't every one? O.o

[HedvigU]

@TripleThreat01032000 nah.

[123gameboyalex123]

i warship pineapples

[pigpig252]

i am a reincarnation of chuck norris :O

[supercheesedragon]

im a dragon made of cheese and all the other dragons try to eat me so the only friends i have are vegans and the only vegan dragon is made of chocolate and its really hard to not eat him/her. Also i hate cheese-so my life is a misery :(

[kelsey9967]

im a lezband

[martigan100]

mom said "If more than one person knows your secret, Then it is not a secret." So, I can't tell you my secret.

[jordanthemonkey8]

I was never taught how to use the toilet, so I've been squatting on top of the toilet ever since.

[captinwaffles456]

i deficate in a rotting human skull i keep in my garage every tuesday, febuary 31 at 7:93 then i saw off one of my 11ty 4 nipples and stab it 57 times with my severed 2nd dick (which is my lucky one) before servinig it up to my pet giraffe after ass raping it,shiting and cutting out that acursed third testical that grows back every year. Then lastly i lay down in my bed made out of human ears and rub each off my individual nipples 100 times each after snortin some smashed up midget bones.

[captinwaffles456]

i deficate in a rotting human skull i keep in my garage every tuesday, febuary 31 at 7:93 then i saw off one of my 11ty 4 nipples and stab it 57 times with my severed 2nd dick (which is my lucky one) before servinig it up to my pet giraffe after ass raping it,shiting and cutting out that acursed third testical that grows back every year. Then lastly i lay down in my bed made out of human ears and rub each off my individual nipples 100 times each after snortin some smashed up midget bones.

[PurplBananahTV]

I masturbate to Justin Bieber's "Baby" in my mom's old clothes in the dark every December 21st during an exorcism. I need to get out more...

[CurlzMurray]

You will understand when i'm older

[Shredthetiger]

i have a small crush on my girlfriends friend who's been my best friend since i was like 2

[rino3524]

i am your father.......................N­OOOOOOOO

[Roxas58d]

I have two dicks.,..

[niklasedg]

I AM MY FATHER!

[NaruGaaLOVER]

Im a Furry...PLEASE GOD DONT TELL ANYONE!

[jorgegutt]

IM THE DEVIL AND I'LL WAIT 4 YOU!

[ragefisten]

I AM BATMAN!

[MsFluffyBuns]

MY SECRET- I LIKE TACOS

and my brother is a girl o3o

[AussieTrex]

I better send Mr Gay the copy of Mario I stole from him...

[FROGSoverMaTtEr]

(MY SECRET) im made out of fur (if u look closley) :D

[D190N]

i am YOU.

[TheArgible]

I'm a werewolf....

[xxmannylee1992xx]

I excrete blood out of my genitals every month. I'm a guy

[YaningAis]

my secret is.... i love you

[minecraftblech]

I am an alien that is sent to kill my human body i am usig to blend in then take over the earth and moon

[iamdamnalex]

i am alex and i hate lemon cake

[meganrocks0227]

It is a cat stupid

[mogzilla101]

I didn't really die.

- god dammit! 

[mcr6478]

I masturbate by putting my finger up my ass.

[Stirbrad09]

PREPARE TO GET BLOW!!! Oh yes please...

[goonsquadgo]

that visual illusion is trippy as fuck

[prawn2003]

my secret..i can rap pretty well..and sing.

[theajtruth]

Me - :D

*unzips pants*

In the mind?

Well i have to heads :D

End of video >:(

Motherfucker!

8

[MykaelaPotter]

I am in "love" with Fox Mulder

[300GoG]

press 6 over & over again

[Ladiciuston]

i actually am a kind person

[videosps]

I pee in the sink

[amidnighteevee]

my secret?!pshhh like i would tell you

[omaDeadlyTaco]

I defecate at the though of owls

[tartersuace11]

@omaDeadlyTaco ORLY????

*insert ORLY owl here*

[omaDeadlyTaco]

@tartersuace11 God......damn you...

[MsSexyemogirl666]

My secret? I AM SPARTA.

[corpsegrinder2112]

UR MR GAY LOLOL

[WawShots]

2:59

[SonnyDaez365]

dude if u look at the more uploads box and also look at the visual illusion on the screen @ 1:41, it'll make it seem like the upload box is fluxuating!!! aka moving in a wave motion

[djr4yman]

dunno WTF but nothing happens to my hand... :(

[emsdad71300]

I luv invader zim random person: THAT'S HIGHLY OBVIOUS

[cosplayloxxy]

@emsdad71300 i do too x

[hotpranksters]

pause at exactly 2:59

[nick2011yo]

forget about my hand, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTER SCREEN!?!?!?!?

[piebomb21]

that match book thing was fucking creepy

[stardustjohnson01]

I THOUGHT THAT BUGS YOUR UNDER MY SKIN!!!!!!!!!!

and i love vasuce!

[KaoticWolfMLG]

MY HAND !

[BlackTiger653]

I love playing the new spyro games. (new as in The Legend of Spyro NOT Skylanders).

[KLo1134]

I can put my foot behind my head

[SuperCool111000]

my secret is that i like wii.dont tell

[JayWalker787]

NUUU MEH SCREEN IS MOVING NAOO

[kjopuppylover12]

i love vsauce shhhhh don't tell Michel

[ayie4321]

i like trains..

[nightofhalo]

@ayie4321 i like turtles

[freelancechemist]

My secret? I'm a recreational, experimental rodent surgeon. No, seriously, not kidding.

[eliasv11]

Michael, thanks for being so awesome.

[TheMe172]

if i told you you'd be dead right now

[gumpad]

If I tell it won't be a secret anymore, sorry.

[LoyalistViral]

I have a black penis.

[buffyslayer30]

cool.

[dowacachufal]

i was watching at the illucion and then SUDENTLY the video starts buffering.....-.-

[beccabexbecca]

aww damm after that thing the screen went funny ;p

[burn91210]

im secretly gayish :P

[17culeli]

sometimes at night, i crawl into a box and pretend im a turtle

[maurorpg100]

LOL PREPARE TO GE BLOWN HAHAHAHAHA, no offense

[CheezDoodleNr1]

It didn't do anything to my hand but when i looked back at the screen it was all wobbling

[halolegoboy1234]

my secret is, i love nerf guns l:

[brimac106]

Y would I put my secret on the Internet!!!

[Violet8373]

dont tell anyone but im nyan cat

[MrAstropop99]

i like to burn my penis with a red hot cigar butt

[thijsijs2]

i'm watching you!!!



[mockeyymobo]

IM BATMAN!!!

[PeAceNaZiii666]

@____@ omg my room was like moving @_@

[amycat101]

i still pee in pools.

[hugestpenisEVA]

I masturbate over Vsauce...

[livelearnlovable]

what does the "v" in v sauce stand for?

[TROLLFACE868]

Shhhh don't tell any one but.....I'm a......human...shhh be quite

[thefreyamcgregor]

My hand...

[Skulldragon999]

I SAW THE HAND THING!

[Xxawsomhotty2xX]

my secret? I <3 MY LITTLE PONY

[pinguinulzburator]

When I'm alone I pretend I'm a carrot

[1123bokeer]

Quick thought, the Mario Galaxy hidden message "U R MR GAY" could be a reference to a Stephen King book/movie called Dream Catcher. About an invading alien race. The main alien is called Mr. Gray but when the good alien in the form of mentally challenged kid pronounces it, it sounds like Mr. Gay. just a thought.

[TomTheAllyCat1]

Blown....in the FACE....*Giggity*

[poncholol411]

my secret is i watch porn.

[c052794]

i am your father!!

[simonster99]

My secret is that..... i have super powers.

[Lightbulbz1357]

I have a skeleton!

Oh wait...

[TheBillStickers]

I am a cylon.

[icanseeuthroothucom]

I am on fire...!

[mickyvang]

Prepare to get blown! I was like OH YEAH!!! Then you said in the mind...

[BigBoyknight123]

I LuV a girl..

[TheJoulupukki97]

My secret is fapping while watching your videos

[snowclaw15]

i like cryo weapons 

[xSoularz]

my secret is that i can make myself sneeze by will, just by rubbing my eye lid as for most people including myself also sneeze by looking towards the light of the sun

[lovdub1]

ive known bout the super mario galaxy -__-

[xXTheUnlimitedXx]

i have a penis

[redrocket1180]

He bleeds green kill him!

[1MYERGAWD]

forget looking @ your hand ~ look at your keyboard

[kinggabe314]

it hurt my mind hurts!!! it feels like it got blown

[vrjim]

The DOOM guy had 1 gun on the box art, but 2 guns in the opening bitmap :-P

[Tman1997abc1]

im gay

[Kevi1854]

i watch japanese girl toons!!!!!!!!