BioShock Chose the REALLY Impossible

[babbisp1]

how is the song playing in 2:51 called?

[zeekyzoid]

@RobloxOdysseus yes. there are moments even within the first level where u are like, holy crap why is this happening and why am i still playing xD it has an amazing story. so worth the pee stains on ur undees xD

[BioShockisAWESOME]

i like the last song. and: 'i chose the impossible'

[Thaibiohazard123]

yeah , with natural camouflage in Bioshock 2 , I can hack whatever I want and no matter how many times I fail , those robots don't see me :)

[casdfdfsdfds]

@RobloxOdysseus It is fucking scary, trust me.

[Rayman4321]

@casdfdfsdfds Nope.jpg

[casdfdfsdfds]

@Rayman4321 Well, I get scared at the STALKER series, so call me a pussy. :D

[XxPainIsOnlyAWordxX]

whats the song at the end???

[Necroscrow]

A man...throws random corpses around! Very nice video. Frickin' hilarious

[yasepasaron]

Heard the funny music and High Chancellor Adam Sutler from V for Vendetta came to mind.

[bestraider56]

Lol the turrets got so confused that they started knocking into each other XD

[RawrIAmCupcakes13]

xD I can tell you had fun with this

[amoney1421]

the only reason this bioshock is better is the new game plus

[graduator08]

If you were a real fan then you would not care which one was better. Would you kindly agree with me?

[makingvideos100]

You call yourself a man? You Just F***ed up like 30 of my robots!

[Dunthyon]

Ugh, stop arguing over which is better. I have BioShock 1 and 2 and love 'em both. I really don't give a shit whether one's better or not.

[TheWicher2007]

i have a problem.im in the way to surgery and i cant find telekinesis.do i have to hack that box with the items ?

[laica01]

@TheWicher2007 I don't know if you had already got over the surgery... but anyway, you first need to get Incinerate, then go to frozen tunnel beneath the surgery area... then it is on the first door to the left... on the new area aftre you unfroze the tunnel,

[BlackHatZane]

im not sure how this is even a video on anything?

[HeartlessSora1234]

so much better than bioshock 2 :\

[BioShockisAWESOME]

@HeartlessSora1234 Yes! Bs is Way better As bs2!!!

[laica01]

@HeartlessSora1234 totally agree with, I find BioShock 1 better than 2 still BioShock 2 had it's charm like the Big Sisters! yeah totally love them... still I like more the first one!

[McMIxTER]

@HeartlessSora1234 both are really good.. bioshock 1 is better but bioshock 2 is far from disappointment

[AISC95]

¬¬ c´mon..... this is not new..... I made this for hacking hard safes.... so everytime I activated the alarm the bots couldn´t kill me

[tencupsofwater]

I have nothing against the video except that stupid benny hill song, it's been used in every other "this is funny" video ever

Please something that's a little different to go along with a good video?

it's almost the same as that sound garden song, too overused D:

[G4m3rPl4y3r]

@tencupsofwater I don't know if you've been told this 100 times already but this video was uploaded in 2007 so I wouldn't say this is original but I doubt it was verused back then.

[lmyyyks]

For this particular part, when the alarm is on, i just went back to farmers' market and then returned. Bots were all gone. I used no ammo and it took much less time.

[epicwarrior86]

im pissed now i loss 2 bots and wasted ammo on that part when i had natural camo on

[angelababy96]

HAHAHAHAHA benny hills! thats just amasing. and i just pissed myself

[fde49]

love it more wen a game dont bug

In Bf2 many bug you shoot but on the ohter pc it is mis on your it is hit weard

[gamerx112]

dont you go into the farmers market in bioshock 2?

[khjuiproductions]

>:-(

It took 3 minutes to get to the actual point of the video!?

[dragonking4321]

holy sh** ur aims good

[forcedatom]

i got this tonic when i was in the apartments, i found a pair of splicers dancing so i took a picture and got the tonic.

[thecpproject]

That part of the game is not very hard... just make a mad dash for the ticket booths, crouch down in a corner, and they'll lose track of you and wander around, tonic or no tonic.

[uberchicken]

It doesn't take a lot of skill to kill bots with a shotgun, esp with electric buck. The winter blast was pretty decent aiming, though that's probably because my graphics card doesn't allow for much good aiming.

[tazmaller]

LOL good vid

[fashnek]

@BOXMAN2 Not really, I saw a lot of misses -- but this is how things work on the PC. None of that poor analog stick aiming.

[XnobodyXxXx]

i love the chameleon ability its so fun

[Gold31000]

do you have to stand still to camouflage?



[jslrkb]

you could be great at advertising gene tonics! lol btw NATURAL CAMOUFLAGE FTW

and also i never thought about usin telekinesis to throw a body then freeze em in mid air i might even try it with bioshock 2 if it'l work

[usagifoofoo]

this video is fabulous. well done holmes.

[SanguisDiabolus]

No idea what some of you people are talking about. That's nowhere near perfect aim. If it was perfect the crosshairs would be centered on the target every time he pulls the trigger. He's average.

[ShingLang]

There's only ONe logical explanation! When you freeze the splicer you also freeze the time in that determinate space! XD

[oreoddhs12]

whoa!!! is that a reall plasmid? is it downloadable? if so, how many points?

[matsku84]

@oreoddhs12 If you mean the natural camouflage, then it's a gene tonic, not a plasmid. Research houdini splicers to get it as a reward.

[zinc2zinc2]

@oreoddhs12 just take pic of the splicer that can go invisible (and can throw fireballs)..just research him till you get lvl 2...then you get the tonic...

[MazieMe]

Holy shit... dude your aim is... perfect.

[jaymz1990]

its like hes playing clay pideon shooting with splicers.. "Pull!"

[MorbosDevilGrinder]

ah ah ah... that was crap -_-

[rockngamer32]

dude how did u get this game to have a good refresh rate if u dont know what that means it means how fast pictures show up

[Juber777]

the camo is the best thing in the game u can get.......thats wut i think and ways, its awesome to use especially after u accidentally piss off a big daddy.......those damn fucking bees attacked it accidentally

[teentitansgo123]

Fuck! Nice shootin, Tex!

[Frani298]

anything AT ALL with the benny hill song would totally crack me up every. single. time. lol

[bigfoot30099]

wow that was immensly gay. i was hopeing for a funny or coll glitch but i just wasted 4:25 of my life watching you pis through electric bucks and exploit the old and obvious

[super6plx]

wow you took your time getting to the good part... like, 3mins 40 too long if you ask me lol

[chadmanning222]

if you run up far enough therell be a room on your right that they cant find or shoot you in believe me i found it

[kenny582]

Funny how people use all these expensive ammos for useless things, just to make an impressive video and in the game they'd use the wrench, run away or telekenesis

[segro001]

to get the "natural camalogue" just keep on taking pictures or reviewing the hudini splicer with the camra over and over until you get it. and yes you can get it for the 360 and ps3

[qtech01]

What plasmid allows you to become transparent like that?

[kenny582]

@qtech01 natural camalogue

[qtech01]

@kenny582 How do you get it? Is it just for the PC?

[kenny582]

@qtech01, just google it

[ptrLeGrand]

@qtech01 not a plasmid.. it's a idon'tknowwhat amelioration.. the sign of it is a cameleon.. I can't remember where you find it though.

[PrikoChan]

Nice aim ;D

1:19 still the best wepaon in the game. Deap people, they're practically everywhere.

[BritishAndProud13]

when u threw the body up i was sort of hoping the glass was going to break

[PawsOnTheSand]

If i had good aim like you maybe that would help me in modern warfare 2...

[Gazzu19]

when I played that part of the game, I didn't even care about the stupid torrents, I just kept walking like nothing, and the torrents couldn't keep up with me and they stayed behind. lol hahaha.

[coltonman100]

@BOXMAN2 lol, that aint perfect, i could own his ass. i play on xbox, which is harder than with a mouse.

[coltonman100]

@coltonman100 at least not the end , where he freezes the corpse

[trevorguu]

why did you fight the inevitable?

[ParanoidToaster]

LOL Jack's arm at 0:54 its all weird and.. jiggly. :D

[SpartanOfSandtrap]

Where did you get the 'light' noise?

[AllYourLulzAreMine]

lol i like this its funny...meh, never bothered to fight the bots tbh...

[sandvichman12]

Well if anybody didnt notice :54 - :57 jacks arm

[kubb724]

its not jacks arm its a splicers arm

[popprincess150]

I don't see people do other uses for the telekinisis rather than long distance grabbing items or throw back weapon. You can use telekinisis as a sheild.

[llshadowzz]

I only like this cuz of the WTF moment at 2:51 with Benny Hill music and random bots lol

[RCB0B]

rofl a bunch of stupid robots dunno whats happening

[TEHCHOSENONE866]

when your using that camouflage tonic what song is that i forget

[megakillerx]

SUCSESS!!!!!!!!!!

[Ajnin18]

what's wrong with you? just set up a dummy and run to the security shut off switch. piece of cake

[madmanadam1]

Only little girls do that :D, Real men run through fire naked

[DaTKiDkUsH718]

on easy??? u should have like a turrets ago

[kyleassante]

Lol dude nice how u do that

[bundoranboy1]

0:55 fail lol

[TheDiscipleOfHell]

ive never seen this room before what is it?

[migudelo]

lol funny vid

[kapone2k]

thing is that you get the plasmid that makes you invisible on the map earlyer. you get it from taking photos of some splicer dont remmber witch. i remmber very well that on that map i foold thos bots so damn hard i laught my arse off becouse they was flying tike fly's and looking for some dogshite.

[d3mon76]

its the splicer that teleports and throws fireballs at you

[Saya67257]

-hears the unfitting music- O_O srsy? . . . ths i would try of course if i played this, but...why did you put the unfitting music with the vid? nevermind that, thats not even the reason of this.... but this i would definetley try, of course everyone would try this, its not like...you have to fight...but you dont have to - -

[joshinatorx00]

At the bottom of the beginning, doesn't it look like it says, Electric Fuck? XD lmao

[SatanicVampireCorpse]

"A slave obeys, a man chooses" is about you obeying orders from Atlas. Which you will see when you finish the game.

Awesome video though =D

[WeRandomness]

natural camoflauge <3 it :DDD

[UnaGoblin]

THE best tonic in the game :)

[AndrewArson]

I was researching to just boost my damage,

then I got one of the most useful plasmids in the game, I did the same thing, stood still till the alarm passed.

[MrEricrulz]

i cant find the invisible plasmid

[Fatboii6d9]

you neeed to max out your research on the hudini splicers then it will tell you natrual camoflage is now unlocked then equip it and stand still to use it its not useable when your moving its a big help against big daddys and evading sacurity alarms

[Kakashirules85]

@MrEricrulz just research Houdini splicers and after a while you unlock it

[josiah528]

It's not a plasmid, you get it by reserching the hudini splicers.

[ParanoidToaster]

Does anyone else love how the bots retard-idly keep knocking into each other? I just always laugh when it happens...

[rrXIII]

cause its pc version

[hackerhell900]

xbox and ps3 aiming sucks at fps

[halothebest117]

No, i cant figure out a way to aim with a Mouse, i have played Shooters at PC and the Controls suck. Well, my opinion, PC suck, X360/PS3 OWN

[molewizard]

You pick it up as you go play more shooters, but games like bioshock, or fallout, are pretty bad because they lag like fuck.

IMO, most games are easier to aim o for PC now I've been doing it for a couple years, but at first they were horrid.

[MrNorthPaw]

Molewizard u dumbshit it is either u are a natural fag...or ur comp sucks.if ur playing on a console and it lags it means the disk is scratched

[molewizard]

Well aside from the fact it has nothing to do with scratched disks, yes, I'm assuming this person, who has been having trouble aiming, has a shit computer. Generally, people who don't play computer games much DO.

Dumb shit? How about you read it again.

[deathbyfire05]

@molewizard yeah it feels like you can aim alot quicker with computer games

[hackerhell900]

@halothebest117

Your are a halo fanfag, so anything you have to say about the pc or xbox is not credible. I have actually played both, and I own an xbox, but I got a gaming pc because I think that xbox isn't as open source or custom as a pc.

[halothebest117]

No, i`m not a '' Fanfag '' i WAS, actually, i HATE Halo now. stupid Game, seriously, i thought Halo was the best and stuff, boy... i was wrong. Bioshock is way better. But beside that, i have only played Xbox my whole life so i think Xbox is the best and no-one can Change that.

[bobfromspeedway1]

Same the only halo i give a little respect was the fist one the others are full of screaming little children who if nothing is exploding or happening other than talking the children will then get angry because they dont understand.

[LordMurdalot]

@hackerhell900 same here but I still like the xbox+halo ALOT

but even I have to admit bioshock is WAY better

[bobfromspeedway1]

Whats funny is that most pc gamers say the mouse is better than any controller.

[halothebest117]

Yes that true, i know that people that use their PC for Gaming say Xbox Controls sucks and vice-versa. But i honestly don`t give a shit what those guys say about Xbox. It`ll always be MY best Console. Add me on LIVE if you want : General Joury

[legendarybod]

yeah I hear A LOT of them say that..but I can guarantee if that if you go and have one using the mouse and key board and one have a controller lets say the 360 controller on the same game, the one with the controller will win.. it has been proven

[Acidicheartburn]

You're a complete idiot. It's always easier to aim with a mouse and keyboard than tiny little thumbsticks. I've tried many FPSs on both 360 and PC and you can for sure aim much easier with the mouse.

[legendarybod]

for a computer nerd anything is easier on a mouse and keyboard.. you just suck on 360.. I have tried both.. I'm good at both.. I just prefer a controller

[PSUDONYMOUS]

no dude... YOUR a complete idiot... why would you want it to be easier?

[007sarodim]

@Acidicheartburn In my opinion, its fucking horrible to play FPS with a mouse and keyboard. I tried playing before, went 1 kill and 20 deaths in COD4 at my friends house on PC. At my house playing on a ps3, I went 30-3. I've tried many FPSs on all 360, ps3, and PC and you can for sure aim much easier with a controller.

[Ocelot201]

@007sarodim

It's much easier aiming with a mouse because you are actually aiming, as opposed to moving around a thumbstick. If you can't aim with a mouse, chances are, you have horrible coordination

[pRopaaNS]

@007sarodim

There are millions and billions, who have opposite problem... =P

[viperkyle1]

It is. thats why they are pc gamers.

People who say controllers are better play on consoles?

[marioluigi321]

@halothebest117 sims fits best for the PC

[halothebest117]

@marioluigi321

lol

[chinezeFURY]

natural camouflafe ftw

[ohmypeterxx]

haha nicee

[Chidbin]

i beat this game with every achievement, it's the natural camoflauge perk. It's from studying houdini splicers and it makes you turn invisible when you stand still.... and the ice thing is weird 'o.o

[simpformerz]

lol that cool

[NakedCreep]

man..HAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKSSSSSSS­SS!!!!!!

[woody3757]

wow i don't think you missed a shot

[Sankekor]

when u froze him im like WHAT?!!?

[ele90]

this makes no sense

[b1adeh]

I love the camo gene, my fav.

[Rodriguez87]

Haha! Just like shooting clay pigeons!

[bioshockfan003]

How can you take bodys with telekenesis?

[lennethebeauty]

1. The body has to be a corpse (can't use telekinesis on living splicers)

2. Use the plasmid while looking at it and it should pop up (don't necessarily have to look though)

I remember the first time I used telekinesis on the dead, I had just recently burned a Big Daddy to death and it was still on fire, then I used telekinesis and all of the sudden I was banging (and dragging) a Big Daddy with me, great weapons and armor they are; try thoughing a flaming Big Daddy at a splicer= death, XD

[ADeadlierSnake]

there is that tornado trap thing u can use on the splicers to toss them in the air while theyre still alive. i wonder if itd work to freeze the live ones in midair like that

[EssM4A1]

nice aim

[Michaelslegend]

I love playing this game.....its one of my favorites

[Fpsfriik]

Hows that music called, which starts at 2:52 and ends at 2:56?

[ispy528]

if any who dsnt no how to get invisebel tonic its ether u half to fully reasherch thuggish splicers or leather head

[matsku84]

Both wrong. Research houdini splicers to get it.

[ispy528]

well sory nive vid but sheesh i dont no my bio shock cuz ive fully rewashered evreything so i cant remember wich 1 it was

[dialymen]

its lead head

[StreetSamuraiXII]

@ispy528 Lol, leather-head? XD They're called LEADheads because they're spliced up to be good with guns. Plus, it's the houdini you have to research. Take photos early and often! Houdinis don't show up that frequently.

[gethozSucks]

were u can get that invisible power? o0

[Urbanninja3]

that research camera can come it quite useful with fighting splicers and finding new tonics

[gethozSucks]

thought that camera thing was just for dmg increase

thx btw (=

[generalmacarthurdoug]

funny and random XD

[albinonoisemaker]

Why wait for the third time to do that? Just stand still and you turn invisible. Could have been done way earlier in the video. Other than that, cool glitch at the end.

[Andreware]

Man I just started playing this a week ago but I've been neglecting my camera. You get tonics for using it?? That's so awesome.

[plandercozeron]

what was the point of this vid? geez

[leon12234]

Would you kindly blast the fuck outta those bots?

[randwulfx]

On the topic of this vid, nicely done. I was able to get the "plot" of the video no issues. Anyone else who can't figure this out need to come back later maybe and watch again.

On the topic of Fallout 3 (have no idea how it's connected to Bioshock, but okay)...I haven't played it but I would assume that only CB Radio and/or Walkie Talkies would be viable communication devices.

[Ghoul012]

lol the bots are sooo made of fail that they cant even find jack even when they bounced him! lol theyre so many fail xD oh and by the way i never knew that winter blast glitch existed! gr8 discovery man!

[Kirkpad]

pfft anyone can kill infinity amount of robot like things with electric buck. Go smash them down with a wrench with wrench jockey 1 and 2 and machine buster 1 and 2 for the lulz.

[alex28229]

Its a man chooses a slave obeys...You should have switched *is an order freak*

[omgmacandchez]

whats the point of this vid....

[MeachamProductions]

Awesome video! Faved!

[ViccieB1993]

This reminds me how awesome this game was again.

[TheJayjam]

does some one else hears right there when the bods explode?

[Lerrek490]

mehehe i did the same thing with the camo

[henaoto]

Dude guy (few line below) it's because he was frozen above ground. (that's impossible)

[ratedrko666gmailcom]

wow you just used the tornado or teleknesis plasmid then the winter blast plasmid thats easy,NO BIG DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matsku84]

You fail to understand the meaning of the word impossible in this particular context.

[hbhuei]

and what chose bioshock!?

[Tedsta101]

that's what I did too I just got out listened to him talk then went back in the bathsphere and stood still and they were just flying around without a clue of where I was.

[Destructerator]

that was sick at the end

[stillkillingpeople]

lol the bots bounced against each other at 3:10

[LuisRC91]

i think this trophy is impossible so i wont even try it lol

[the1other17]

i completed this game 4 times on ps3 in 1 week to get the platinum trophy =)

[LuisRC91]

:O holy shit the "I choose the impossible trophy had to be hard as hell"

[the1other17]

umm it was to begin with because killing the big daddies was insanely hard, but once you built your weapons up and get used to the difficulty its not hard at all, its like playing it on easy..

[momrocker3]

what iss the song at 2:52????!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?

[mekkor0101]

the song ant 2:53the benny hills show

[ElectricAlpha]

I hate the idiots who fucking dont look at the description.