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  • Initially I expected this to be a scary movie, however I realized that something was off when I saw that M. Night Shamylan was responsible for its creation. He seems to be incapable of making a decent movie anymore... I enjoyed this movie as a form of comic relief and believe that it was worth an hour and a half of my life just to hear this line.

  • Doesn't get much gayer than this!

  • ha ha ha ha

  • what?...nooo........

  • Cheese and crackers, this is hilarious.

  • This is truly a masterwork of a film. Honestly, if you see this as some sort of avante guard comedy you'll enjoy it! It is fucking hilarious, definitely try it!

  • I think hes a great actor but this movie sucked

  • This pretty much sums up his whole acting career.

  • bahahaha the insincerity in his words just kills me.

  • I'm Acting!

    

  • MARKY MARK SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL!!!!

    think of it folks... there's no other possible reason he could be successful...

  • This movie was a little 'off' for me. Mark was especially different.

  • BEST ACTING EVAR!

  • HA HA HA HA

  • hell no he can act better than this. This was just bad direction.

  • @ruizj2006 he can definitely act better than this...definitely...

  • Wahlberg has zero charisma & I'm trying to figure out why he has a career. Can't be his looks..

  • hahaha

  • *me gusta face*

    Whaaaat? NOooooooo!

  • "I hear you whispering. Planing on stealing something."

    "No, ma'am we're not. (She might be on to me.)"

    "Plan on murdering me in my sleep?"

    "What?! Nooo... (F*** SHE KNOWS!!!)"

  • It sounds like Mark himself is just saying everything bewildered, self aware of the campyness....or maybe hes just a bad actor..

  • "He's going to murder her in her sleep...and then he's going to murder me...OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

    Mark Wahlberg: What? No.

  • "planning on eyeing my lemon drink?"

  • I can NOT stop watching this damn video. Absolutely hysterical

  • When I first saw that scene , I burst out laughing for 15 minutes.

    my god , that was hilariously bad. XD

  • what?! Nooooo

  • I haven't seen the movie but he is totally going to kill her...Right?

  • @escencedes no. If he was going to kill her i would just say thats a bad liar, but its just bad acting.

  • his face at the end oh my god

  • WHATTTT? Noooooo. I laugh every time.

  • lolwut! oc not bra!

  • Every time I watch this he sounds more and more like Owen Wilson.

  • What Nooo!

    *thinking "hell yeah, im gonna kill you in your sleep"*

  • WHAT? NO!!

  • I thought this line was the most adorable thing since ever.

  • one of the funniest, dryest film ever. Not a lot of people get it. perhaps its a bit TOO dry. The cough syrup scene..... Priceless!

  • @IndigoJackson "one of the funniest, dryest film ever" "The cough syrup scene.... priceless!" You say the film was dry.. the cough syrup scene *puts on glasses* says it's sticky "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • i rofled forever. its mostly the title that makes me lamo!

  • I believe him.

  • "What? Nooooo!" :) Mark, thank goodness you're pretty.

  • this scene is so dumb, i for my part think that marc just had no motivation with this shitty movie.

  • wat....nooooo

  • Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch are going to murder that lady in her sleep.

  • I don't know, I'd pretty much say the same thing in the same way if I were him.

  • lmao sounds like he is being sarcastic and patronising.

  • I remember my friends and I were laughing so hard at this and when the old lady headbutted the window a few moments later. We pretty much missed the rest of the movie, which was a blessing in disguise. Anyway what else can you expect when one of the new kids on the block becomes an actor?

  • At least he isn't annoyed and confused.

  • lol hes a good actor but this was funny

  • this film was the funniest piece a shit 

  • Oscar clip

  • This was one of very few bright spots in this movie...good Lord, this was a waste of 90 minutes. XD

  • It's more bad directing from a bad director than anything.

  • LMAO I can watch this over and over--and yess it is supposed to be serious--but it's priceless:

    "What?? Nooo!" O_O

  • What film is this?

  • @EtrangerStranger The Happening.

  • @sawjac13 I have since watched the film. It is laughable.

  • god mark whalberg was so terrible in this movie

  • i bought it

  • It is hard to imagine this is the same person who was excellent in Boogie Nights !

  • He's funnier here than in "The Other Guys".

  • AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking fail!

  • I just farted and it reeks like hell

  • he destroyed Max Payne character

  • WHAT? NOOOOU!

  • mark walberg sucks so friggin much. i hate his guts.

  • I wanna loop 0:10 to 0:13 over and over

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  • Trying to steal her lemon drink!

  • This was disappointing!

  • he's totally going to murder her in her sleep

  • YOU DESTROYED MAX PAYNE THE MOVIE!!!

    Mark-What? Noooo...

  • What? No !

  • This isn't the type of films that Wahlberg should do.

    He should make action films like Shooter and Max Payne, thats when he is at his best

  • is that livia soprano?

  • o and btw, if you want to comment on his acting i want to see some credibility, so let's make this game more interesting. you have to include in your answer what the difference is between a special effect and a visual effect. if you can't tell me the difference correctly then i need not listen to you say anything else lol

  • why does everyone hate on this movie and on Mark Wahlberg? he actually did pretty well in this movie, if he didn't then explain why and i almost guarantee you're argument against it will be very weak. most people these days are horrible movie critics. someone who doesn't understand what makes good acting shouldn't be allowed to comment on someone's acting job.

  • @zeragon7 Have you seen Mark Wahlberg in his other movies? His acting in here sounded fake and overly nice. Heck the womans acting sucked. Leguizamo had decent acting chops in this movie. By far Wahlbergs worse movie. It looked like he wasn't even trying.

  • plan on murdering me in my sleep?

    what?! nooo...

    lmao soooo convincing there

  • what movie is this?!!!!

  • @doriankilledsibyl The Happening

  • It's not so much terrible acting as it is terrible screenwriting.

  • @FckYourMorals No, it's more terrible acting than terrible screenwriting. The writing's not great, but it's not godawful- Shyamalan's done worse before and it's come off as more convincing. It was a unique premise, and good actors could have sold these lines. For some reason, Mark Walhberg just decided not to act for this movie and Zooey Deschanel is cute but she can't act full stop. There isn't a single line in this travesty the two of them didn't butcher.

  • @videogamenostalgia Care to explain how this line could have possibly been better delivered?

  • @FckYourMorals Well in this case there was no real problem with the inflection- the real problem was with the pace and tone of the line. It was much slower than someone's real reaction would have been, and it came off as a little patronising to the old woman, which is why some people think it comes off as not very genuine of convincing. He's supposed to be shocked that she would think they're trying to kill her. TBH, this line wasn't that bad- there's just a general lack of emotion throughout...

  • @FckYourMorals I doubt even the best actor could explain how, they would have to show how by presenting a better performance, not that difficult given how low Wahlberg has set the bar here...

  • I could imagine playing heads up poker with Mark Wahlberg.

    Me: "I could see you going all in if I raise."

    Mark: "No, man. I'm not!"

    Me: "Whadda ya got, trip Aces?"

    Mark: "What? No!"

  • such terrible acting lol

  • LOL he is a terrible actor for the most part.

  • 0:11 makes the whole scene. Awesome

  • If hes always on movies than that means hes a good actor then why did he act bad in this one, what was it ?

  • ...AND HES NATHAN DRAKE IN THE UNCHARTED MOVIE!!! FUCK YOU!!

  • @finalfantasy696969 I'm sure he'll do a good job. He's a hit or miss actor. He did -very- well in The Fighter and I Heart Huckabees. So I know he's capable of great performances.  Which makes shit like The Happening inexcusable. ...but I did get a laugh, at least.

  • aw yeah baby you like it when i touch you on your stamen dontcha

  • He wouldn't make a good politician. 

  • If you say it aloud yourself, you'll see he did a great job. That's how I'd talk to that creepy person, anyway.

  • @JamaicanRain I think I would have thrown in a "Really" at the end.

  • ROFL THIS IS FUCKING EPIC !! LOL

  • wow in the fighter he is really good

  • "What?! No..." I love Mark Wahlberg.

  • Wahlberg is not only a crap actor, he's also a thug who ruined a mans life by blinding him without provacation and commited many others crimes earlier in his life. He got almost no punishment, and it didn't stop his media career at all. 

  • @jovialduke that was like 20 years ago...he's not the same person at all.

  • You people do realize this film is close to a parody, right? The acting is terrible because the actors were intentionally giving B-movie style performances. Although in the end Shyamalan failed with this overall idea that was his initial intention. Not making excuses for the film, it IS a complete failure in the end, but giving you the reason for why the line readings in scenes like this one are cheesy and badly delivered.

  • @KillSwitch2 Actually its not. Shyamalan takes himself way too seriously to purposefully make a B-movie. I don't know if the actors were sabotaging him or what, but this movie was not made to be campy or self-aware.

  • I almost spit my ginger ale all over my screen. This is horrifically bad acting, well we know what to look forward to in the new Uncharted movie coming out.

  • @touchmywookie77 His bad acting in this movie was Shamalyan's fault. Have you seen his performance in The Departed? For The Happening, M. NIght deliberately alienated him on the set to make him feel paranoid, but all it did was make him look and feel uncomfortable.

  • The worst line in the movie is when that chick says "It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be anymore evil that can be invented."

    Not only is that line a mess, the way she says it is so retarded.

  • me and my dad both busted up at this scene

    this movie was really horrible very bad acting

  • mister stary face.

  • This acting was Mark Wahlberg's cry for help. His family was being held hostage by M. Night Shamalayn and he was forced to do this movie.........

  • @Cablethemoviebro WHAT? No!

  • hahahahahah

  • That's a Marky Mark What.

  • AHHAHAHAHAH IS THIS A JOKE!? OMG

    it's like he's not even acting lolol its so nerdy.

  • I'm surprised when she left the room Mark didn't say "Say hi to your mother for me!!!"

  • @Dukeobelding some ppl wanna eat you i just wanna tawk okay?!

  • ATROCIOUS

  • Snort giggle. =D

  • M. Night Shamalan movies are like Twizzlers... they're long, bland, and the twist does nothing to help.

  • @TheAerochick13 you've obviously not seen the sixth sense....

  • I don't know how people are saying Mark is a bad actor, he was great in movies like Italian Job, The Departed, and Four Brothers. The only reason the acting was bad in this is because Shyamalan for some dumbass reason says he actually wanted this to seem so bad it would be like a dark comedy. And also how do you act well with this shitty dialogue?

  • @XDarkF3arX I totally agree man mark whalberg is great however if I was him I'd be like fuck the 5 10 mil. dollars u gonna pay me for this shit.. I ain't doing this shit... I don't think anyone forced him to do this.

  • I also read that the acting was targeting sarcasm. Over all this movie could have been one of, if not thee best apocalyptic horror. If you notice, the editing in his movies trailers always make his movies better then they actually are as well as the complete opposite of what it is about. To me this movie is not horror but a dark comedy. If you want a good apocalyptic horror movie watch "The Knowing". Highly underrated.

  • I also read that the acting was targeting sarcasm. Over all this movie could have been one of, if not thee best apocalyptic horror. If you notice, the editing in his movies trailers always make his movies better then they actually are as well as the complete opposite of what it is about. To me this movie is not horror but a dark comedy. If you want a good apocalyptic horror movie watch "The Knowing". Highly underrated.

  • I loved the trailer and story plot of this movie but ended up EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED! I hated the acting the most. Very unbelievable. Characters showed no emotion and unrealistic paranoia that it made you not even care for any ones death. Just left you waiting for how the next suicide would play out. I read tha M. Night purposely wanted the acting this way to have the characters to seem aloof. Why he went this route is what pisses me off.

  • lmfao that's why this movie was so awesome. Everyone sounded so sarcastic. Zooey was the best/worst, depending on how you look at it

  • " Whuuuut!? Noooooe. >.> "

  • Why does this not surprise me? Now he's gonna go talk to that chicken!

  • say hi to your mother for me

  • i love mark wahlberg and i think he's a good actor...but this scene is pretty bad. hysterical really XD

  • i'm going to see his movie the other guys tomorrow

  • HAHA

  • that was bad acting

  • Honestly, Mark Whalberg can be a good actor, even a great one, IF he has a good director to help "point" him in the right direction. But when you get someone like Shamalan behind the camera...

  • @Tony2826 Shylaman used to be a very good director, who gave us the sixth sense, the awesome unbreakable and signs. but then he went downhill. village was decent, ron howard's daughter is stuck in my pool:the movie and the happening was terrible, and I can't/won't even bother to watch his shittiest work yet, the airbender movie. although i agree that mark wahlberg is a good actor, but shylaman needs to get his shit together and make a good movie

  • @cncfan108 The Village wasn't even decent. After you find out the secret, you want to rewind back to the point when you never knew the secret, then keep rewinding until you walk backwards out of the theatre and your money goes back into your wallet.

  • @TheAerochick13 LOL!

  • @Tony2826 A good actor shouldn't need a director at all, so you can't blame it all on Shyamalan.

  • lol poor mark is a victim of bad writing. "what no" said by anthony hopkins is still gonna be a shitty line

  • LOL

  • I remember this!! I busted out laughing at the theaters at this!! Worst...actor...ever

  • LOL i love it when he's like "what? Noooo." he sounds almost sarcastic

  • wat? nooo.

  • She already turned around before he delivered his defense. She knew he was lying man. She fucking knew.

  • You guys fail to realize this stuff was intentional. Mark is an amazing actor and a pretty big badass to boot. No way he'd magically just suck balls "accidentally" like this.

  • @Naroon201 No he's a shitty actor. Also how in the fuck do you get badass?

  • @Naroon201 yeah and considering he got an Oscar nod for supporting actor i forgot the movie

  • Hahahaha!!!

    "Wha-what?? Noooooo.... >:D"

  • say hi to ur mother for me.

  • yup hes deffinitely gonna kill her

  • You all do realize this was a B-movie right, M night even said that when he started making it

  • This why Marky Mark diserves an Oscar for this role he is suck a good actor.....

  • What NOOOO :)

  • lol omg i love mark wahlberg :D

  • Mark Wahlberg:That's an outrage...a scandal

  • what movie was this?

  • It's things like this that make me seriously consider walking around with a stamp that says 'FAIL'

  • fuck everyone this movie is sick. it's suppose to be cheesy like this sometimes.

  • Ah, the finest actor of our age.

  • Hahahahaaa

  • LMMAAOOOO

  • lmaoooooo

  • What?...Noooooooo

  • @horrorclassic Lmao.

    This movie fails on so many levels.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - this is my favorite wahlberg moment.

  • Best film ever.^^

    God Bless America

  • LOL i love this guy

  • Worst from Mark so far. "No, ma'am, we're not." Even I wouldn't believe him for a second.

  • What?? No hahahaha i watched this in the theater and was busting up at how shitty Marks acting was