Jake and Amir: Health Insurance

[poke313]

Guess what Jonah Hill?

I fucked your mom.

[SuperQuasar]

Im Offensive and I find this worms.

[hanehani]

i was 20 minutes late to work cuz i was watching these videos and forgot about time

[Bubbles7043]

amir, just go see a doctor!

[Thewatermelonn]

This was my FIRST Jake and Amir video...it was awesome.

[ShmattSpace]

curse you jake and amir, i have a school bus to catch

[futbala2597]

Amir has a throat infection 

[DanceGDance]

I'm like Ofrah Lifetime'' LMFAO

[TheSoundOfMinecraft]

1:17 the blood is already on amirs hands :L

[Supernam07]

Is that bit torrent open on Jake's computer? Pirates, UNITE!!!!

[aceW3RM]

Why is it when I look at Jake's screen he's always on that site? Is that craigslist by any chance?

[joeeric100]

"This video by Jake and Amir is brought to you buy ME BITCHES!"

[expetriat]

OK ENOUGH!!!..... back to skyrim.

[UncleBards2]

at the moment worms rofl

[Osmosium2507]

Here in germany everybody has health insurence,no matter if he wants it or not 

[peacelovexox414]

6000th view!!

[wasiur5000]

OMG its like 3:40 a.m, im supposed to be asleep like wat, 4 hours ago... oh my god!!

[Winterisawsome]

amir is always hitting his head on the desks

[ZOMBIEKILLA192]

look at the 2 jake and amir dolls at 0:04

[DubstepsMyDrug]

omg no sponsorships?! College Humor first!!

[crazygangstanhl]

Lol Canada has free

[pandora3579]

At the moment... WORMS.

Damn, that's annoying as WORMS.

[N0SEZ]

At the moment, worms.

[NFS9392]

Cougarlife <33



[XpLoSiV00]

What is it with the Worms always xD

[theseabast]

"I'm sick and tired of being ill and exhausted." LOL

[starkiller1289]

Does Amir even have a day left?

[ArcaneBastard]

This is the golden age of Jake and Amir

[livvvcatherine]

AT THE MOMENT? ...worms.

[pixikins]

I'M LIKE 0 FOR LIFETIME!!

[hnspotts]

does anyone notice the two puppets of jake and amir beside amir's desk at the very begining?

[marsuleo]

at the moment...worms.

[kcamerons]

watching tv and the Chuck Norris WoW commercial comes on. Immediately look down to video and there a Chuck Norris ad on the sidebar....looks like I have to buy Warcraft now.

[StAnIsLaVsKi101]

Hooray for being in Scotland and having free health care!!!

[4xdblack]

this is like the first jake and amir video i watched.

[timigaguy]

@4xdblack

Welcome

[4xdblack]

@timigaguy wut teh hell?

[timigaguy]

@4xdblack

well our government is supposed to be all privatised democracy but if a state wide company fails (like AA insurance or kiwi-rail did) then they step in and save them. see?

[DannyBoi7342]

A lot of people just say this for thumbs up, but I'm being dead serious. I was suppposed to go to sleep 3 hours and 26 minutes ago...

[theseabast]

@DannyBoi7342 Sleep?

[unlamo14]

@DannyBoi7342 phaggot

[DannyBoi7342]

@unlamo14 umadbro?

[TheMacAppleMac]

@unlamo14 its fagoot*, faggot.

[samvictoria100]

@DannyBoi7342 fuck you asshole I hope you burn in hell your still broadcasting shit and asking for attention you piece of shit if i find you il fucking kill you

[DannyBoi7342]

@samvictoria100 umadbro?

[Thegrandhighoracle]

@DannyBoi7342 hemad, bro

[DannyBoi7342]

@Thegrandhighoracle ahaha i remeber when i posted that

[nationaIity]

yay australia

[TheDangerHam]

Anyone else notice the puppets from the episodes before 0:05 :L

[wowyguy]

Amir is amazing.

[Sigumi1]

At the moment... Worms



[x0chrystinax0]

im loving all the paragraph responses that no one cares about

[amaraspecht]

amir is obsessed with worms....

[HardPencilSketch]

I think he got sick just because Jack told him we was.

[FinalFantasyLover14]

Whats amir saying?

Suckers bed?Suckers bag?

Please smbdy tell me

[CssFade]

@FinalFantasyLover14 Suckers Bet

[augustburnsredpwns]

When all else fails, just say,"worms"

[MartyG12321]

I feel like that "dental" bit was a sexual ref.

[GillyGormley]

I need to do my homework but......collegehumor!

[oooMsMintyooo]

@GillyGormley seriously....i was just gunna comment about the same thing..... its actually serious i have to write a paper and um ......its too addicting!!!!!!..........=D=D=­D

[highclassact]

I've been watching these vids since 11 oclock

[lucariox2o]

at the moment .... worms

[benbbxc]

Bye bye Amir

[MaiNiAC2011]

screw the exams i got Jake & Amir

[ym54444]

ok my wisdom tooth really hurts and i need to go to the dentist but b/c of jake & amir im sitting here in 2 pains-- tooth and side pains

[JoshLikeCrazy]

i had you at worms

[bionicleman2]

Love how he still has the giant fake check from the half court shot prank at the beginning of the video

[TheClassicAustin]

worms



[farmlay3456]

its funny how amir just missed his laptop when he head desked

[123lightingman]

"at the moment, worms."

[sugarstorm05]

lol omg this sounds more like a psa than anything else :P

[TheCrownedMedia]

I'm kinda sick of all these advertisements, I miss when college humor wasnt so affiliated with other companies and stuff.

but whatever.

[WingnutDishwasher]

@TheCrownedMedia It's either that or make you pay for videos.

[missmolly2233]

"you just sneezed blood!" made me laugh really hard!

[questioned866]

Wow, Jake doesn't get a lot of emails.

[JoshandJailyn]

im so glad these don't have advertisements before them.

[ok2431]

The guitar behind Amir need health insurance too cause it on wheelchair haha

[mitchowellwic]

anyone else notice the jake and amir dolls at 0:05

[anyone9991]

try liking this comment while holding SHIFT

[L2DragonHunter]

did somebody just died ?

[JamespaulHarrison]

who else saw the allstate ad right before this video?

[x0chrystinax0]

hooray for being Canadian with free health care :)

[blackboy923]

@x0chrystinax0 i know its great right

[MrCallofthemastodon]

@x0chrystinax0 YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!! I love canada :D

[iBaNezRG95]

@x0chrystinax0 You're paying taxes, aren't you? Dumbfuck.

[x0chrystinax0]

@iBaNezRG95 last i checked, everyone does, but they pay for healthcare seperatley

and being 17 and living at home, no i dont.

[iBaNezRG95]

@x0chrystinax0 Yes you do. 

[x0chrystinax0]

@iBaNezRG95 i can honestly say that i have never paid a bill or taxes in my entire life.

[steve1234522]

@iBaNezRG95 he said he was seventeen dumbfuck. why the hell would he be paying taxes

[mrcampbellsoupc]

@x0chrystinax0 lol except its not free.. we still have to pay like 60 dollars a month for free healthcare..

[blackboy923]

@mrcampbellsoupc but it saves thousands of dollars so we are lucky

[theherooftime39]

@mrcampbellsoupc umm hes probably canadian because here its free

[lildashmizz]

@x0chrystinax0 and English

[ostende3]

@x0chrystinax0 Well... It cost me about 26% of my income! (Im Canadian ; Québec).

[ROBOOT103]

@x0chrystinax0

and being a country that has little to no power

[x0chrystinax0]

@ROBOOT103 why are you people still replying? that comment was left a month ago...

[ROBOOT103]

@x0chrystinax0

so? its the highest rated one so......

[volleyballslammerr]

@x0chrystinax0 because its the top comment

[bbohemiandotcom]

@x0chrystinax0 so lucky im thinking about not applying for u.s. citizenship cause i wonder how itd be to live in canada

[kpappletech]

@x0chrystinax0 Hooray for being American with free debt.

Wait, that came out wrong...

[thischannelowns]

@x0chrystinax0 , good luck getting open heart, lung, or any organ surgery within Canada's borders! most of your good doctors work in the U.S. where healthcare isn't free and they can get paid a fair amount of money ( you know they didn't go to college for 8 years of their lives to get underpaid!) . even your Prime Minister had to take an airplane to Florida to get surgery once because there aren't any good doctors in Canada anymore. so while you think it's good, it's really not (=

[thischannelowns]

@x0chrystinax0 this is obviously minus the probable 2% of doctors who stay for the sake of healing the sick...God bless them but how many doctors will actually stay? even if that doctor wants to, because of the free healthcare in Canada...they may not make enough money to live the way they want to. moving to the US would enable them to help the sick AND live luxuriously and get paid. free healthcare should only be distributed to the needy, your country is an example of that <3

[Joeaho]

@x0chrystinax0 Hi-five!

[LolifiedByMe]

@x0chrystinax0 Damn right!

[yankeeslayer888]

@x0chrystinax0 sucky health care

[x0chrystinax0]

@yankeeslayer888 once AGAIN, i dont care about your opinions of our health care, and i'll point out AGAIN that that comment was left a month ago and replies are a little beyond useless at this point

[PillowFortCannoneer]

@x0chrystinax0 oh boy you get to sit in a doctors waiting room....FOR FREE

[Jed0fSpades]

@PillowFortCannoneer Yup. We have the same system in England. Like, if I were to get cancer as a student with no money I would still get seen too ASAP instead of being kicked out onto the street and left to die. T'is a good system. Better than yours.

[timigaguy]

@Jed0fSpades

we even get that in new zealand cos were awesome and kind of undercover socialist!

[PillowFortCannoneer]

@Jed0fSpades Who the fuck says T'is...oh yeah people pretending to be English

[Jed0fSpades]

@PillowFortCannoneer ...I always say "T'is." And I am actually English, so I don't need to pretend. Nice try

[PRobbo201]

pause at 1:40 for lolz

[TheAngelJC]

I'm supposed to be getting ready for school and I'm watching these videos.

[thecaffineman]

@TheAngelJC Omg same wtf lol

[S4L4MaND3r]

@TheAngelJC Whats your point? You make poor life choices, congratulations.

[sharkkid45]

thumbs up if you see the iphone charging

[Veronicaboost]

280 people didn't get health insurance

[SnowSniper98]

@Veronicaboost You're very clever. And you can help me by SHUTING THE FUCK UP.

[lnr08f]

wow...221 thumbs up on a comment that is not only about suicide but also misspelled the words all, videos, and off.

pretty sad

[peanutbuttercutiepie]

@lnr08f fuck you...

[Justaddwater428]

Suck my fat one tanquery

[PantryFilms]

Thumbs up if you saw Jake on Lime and or frostwire :D

[Martymainframe]

At the moment?........worms.

[MyComicStyle]

So, basically Amir has the same attitude as Barney Stinson: If he's ever sick or upset, he just stops being sick or upset and instead he's being awesome. True story

[lu1scantu]

@MyComicStyle wow, thats legen-.....what for it....

[MyComicStyle]

@lu1scantu dary! Legendary!

[SolidSold1er]

HOORAY HE'S DEAD!!

[MitchYellowcard]

or move to canada

[drizzlenumba1]

Amir is always sick with some kind of disease in every video. And its always a new unknown disease wtf is wrong with him?!?

[dacoolray]

i don't have health insurance either... because I live in the UK.

[Greatdebater93]

I thought Amir never brought his computer.........

[lucifer31542]

WTF is up with jake's haircut? It looks weird to me :)

[afrodave42]

Why does Jake try to keep Amir alive?! just let the waste die!

[PartyDrugz]

280 people just sneezed blood

[TheDrewTimes2]

Thumbs up if you cough blood!...I'm joking don't, go to a hospital....

[averagebusinessmen2]

I think this is the only video where jake started the conversation.

[syrenia09]

Amir:Yeah,you can help me,by shutting the fuck up,why don't you start now?

lol,i luv it when Amir acts like an asshole

[zukarius]

at the moment....................... worms .

[TheCodyHannah]

i think i would kill to work for collegehumor.

[HawkzTube]

Who else is on a season 1 marathon? :)

[darkrdemon499]

@HawkzTube i would if youtube loaded faster

[LolifiedByMe]

@HawkzTube You aren't. I can see that.

[MinecraftMunkys]

@HawkzTube your not cuz it dont say u posted it while watching the seson 1

[echirls]

@HawkzTube most definitely...what happened to the last 2 hours?

[AshweeNichelle]

Did anyone else notice the Jake and Amir dolls?

[JRod527763]

I thought Health Insurance was "free" now. :P

[BlueWaterNymph]

@JRod527763 It is in CANADA! :P

[JRod527763]

@BlueWaterNymph Even worse. xD They already have what we're heading for. LOL! But screw it. I won't get into politcs right now. I'm just about finished with the playlist. :)

[BlueWaterNymph]

@JRod527763 Oh, I'm not trying to start a debate! Sorry!

[DerekCortezisBeast]

@ sh4kymike Oh sheesh ya'll!

[LegoAnimation2k11]

i laughed so hard when amir sneexed blood

[1427mackryan]

@RapperNamedQUICK I'm guessing you're from Canada?

[snackattacky]

I love Jake and Amir.

No, correction- I'm IN love with Jake and Amir.

'Nuff said.

[neilmcneiler]

Amir sneezing blood is a sign that it's too late for him. SAVE YOURSELF, JAKE!!

[Kello1231]

0 for lifetime LOL 3rd best jake and amir quote of 2009

[MidnightWolfe1]

at the moment ... worms

what?!

[armanisme8]

Thumbs up if your also 0 for lifetime

[Zerephai]

So... Is Amir dead?

[hnsmith999]

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[RapperNamedQUICK]

were i come from we dont need that shit

[Stax93]

-'No no no, health insurance is a sucker's bet'

-'Do you even know what that expression means?'

-'At the moment: worms' :D

[winkledorf17]

awwwwwh, jake loves amir! :D

[mitch019850]

TIRED OF THE SAME OLD PAGE RAGE AD!?

[dagmarskiing]

pause at 0:13 has the picture of the girls kissing and the epic hamster always been there?

[lizzie01193]

EEEEWWWW It Got On The Camera !

[COOLLILMEXICANAJ777]

... and 7 TOFIN! TOFIN! TOFIN! TOFIN! TOFIN!

[COOLLILMEXICANAJ777]

keep pressing 4...

[TheKronosScythe]

MEEEE BITCHESS

[JmiresMaColl]

I would love to have jake and amir puppets :D look at the window at

0:05

[Zombiekiller1944]

Achooo enough with the health ensurance

[rolltide085]

does anyone else get really annoyed by the keystone light commercial about the fish, that is pointless, and dosen't make me at all thirsty! or have i just watched too many of these videos?

[wingsofliberty437]

Amir made a point RON PAUL 2012

[ohlookable]

im meant to be doing homework right now

[nicebrah37]

thts like first time jake has ever started talking to amir