Craig Ferguson, Yes you can sleep on the couch

[JuniorProducer1996]

Jokeception

[Incrediboyhero01]

0:52 I love how he "just now gets it" His face is priceless!!!

[olive0drab0fad]

is that orange make up? lawl

[smileyfaceamber]

haha... hes orange.

[dabears554]

LMAO I live like 20 minutes away from Skokie

[mammiejane]

I don't give a rat's A&* either! God, he makes me laugh, spit out my drink, up my nose, pee my pants, etc.

[Viljen99]

@mammiejane In your pants!!

[softlyserenademe]

billy joel is the singer of "born to run a car into a house" ahahahaha

[jdeppluver1599]

Thank God he's mine.

[Drag0nF1am3]

I'd tap that.

[hannah4colbert]

I love his laugh.

[rose17rose]

"..."however"...don't mistake me for someone who gives a rats ass!"

[BarryManilowFan4eva]

Miss Craig, us2 stay up 2watch him every night..

[7knicole]

maybe it sounded like a joke , but really it was just a sentence. LOL

[Jessica0709]

Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;) You can also follow me on the twitter: @MsFredriksson

[kubek]

"Maybe it sounded like a joke but was only a sentence?"

[dablulurox]

REALLY agree with u VIVE

[AngieLeeWo]

Where does Craig get his wit, and his cute boyish looks?  I am crazy about him and willing to pry my eyelids open with toothpicks to watch his late late show!

[VIVElaJOKER]

one hot 47 yr old

[fuzzboo]

one hot and funny 47 yr old. ^^ is better

[rokincranch]

:30-:40 lol

[ashapplesause]

GOD!! he makes me laugh soo hard!!

i just love him!!

[purgurl91]

I am in actual LOVE with this man, I want to jump his bones haha

[arwenlumos25]

God he is sexy! love his accent :-D

[Greenwolfdragon]

100% correct!

[superbedst]

"Yes you can... sleep on the couch."

LOL

[gabrielantoniotorres]

god i have a man cruch on him

[Mharii33]

Is that a man crush or a mad crush?

[ichplusminus]

you mean a "mad crutch"? ;)

[jameswandii]

"But really it was just a sentence." f**king brilliant :)

[Saturn25k]

XDDDDDDDD

don't misstake me for someone who give a rat a**!

[atsukoarai86]

ah yes, happy Rosh Hashana to you too, Craig!

And Happy Chanukah too, while I'm at it...

[buffaloscot]

how ? you obviously dont know what racisum is then .

[Staar84]

"If you have to explain a joke, is it really a joke?" Its like late night comedy zen

[aichalasfar]

I hope Craig wished 'Happy Eid' to Muslims or else its not fair. Happy Xmas, Happy Rosha Hashahana or w.e....what about Happy Eid??

[jazzzjackrabbit]

hes a racist douchbag

[dganet]

grow up, he's the most un-raciast, un-biased person on Yankie TV!!!

[irish4lyf3]

I agree, I was actually surprised he didn't make a crack about Palin.

[besthax13]

@dganet Yankie TV? Its CBS, AARP TV.

[dganet]

@besthax13 on American TV you idiot

[besthax13]

@dganet I was making a joke about CBS having a majority of old people watching. I.E. AARP. but I dont think you know what that is.

[ashie20]

Craig's looking a wee bit tanned/sunburnt here.

[IhateJohnMayer]

he has a lot of make up on this one

[Int0TheMystic]

"However, don't mistake me for someone who gives a rat's ass!" Hahaha, oh Craig!

[hugatree10]

He looks really tan in this clip!

[Theedoctorr]

Big fuss over nothing ROFL

[ToxicReview]

When he goes close he moves camera a bit or just plays around with it part of his act and sumtimes its funny so yea!... :)

[ikemkrueger]

sometimes craig cames close to the camera and touches something (see: 1:51). what is it? :P

[meerlorre]

The camera ;)

[mzash2006]

he just touches the bottom of the camera.. :)

[xoTossTossxo]

u go craig! barrack heussian obama can die

[qbadge3]

too bad craig is voting for barack

[IhateJohnMayer]

how did you know? not being sarcastic, from all the videos i watched on YT, he seems pretty unbiased..

[qbadge3]

then watch more videos until you find out

[IhateJohnMayer]

i've watched a lot of them lately. still nothing , wanna tell me which clip shows he's a democrat?

[Katayoun68]

you should die . why do you have to ruine sombody's character based on YOUR ignorace?

[flamablesteve]

is this a joke?

[WahrheitIstRelevant]

godlike ! beautiful sense of humor

[fromthesidelines]

Yes, Craig has mentioned, on more than one occasion, his Scottish heritage, 'Ryan'...

[RyanKasabianBeer]

is he scottish ?

[StudioHansen222]

probably not lol

[movieofmenywatch]

I sleep one the couch all the time.

[newfiemale25]

anyone have his monologue from Monday October 6 2008?

[disdatbigboy]

MR. PAIR-FICT?

[supermike2164]

He's right just telling people the bailout would happen recovered the market. so why we really needed it? bull

[RushingDreams]

I love this guy! He's so funny!!

[rockel1986]

It's refreshing :)

[Konekodesune]

When he got close to the camera he looked almost... insane. lol

And what's with the strikingly old picture of him at the end? (LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT HOW OLD I'VE GOTTEN SINCE THEY TOOK THIS PICTURE OF ME!) You'd think it was in the CBS budget to update it.

Anyway, love Craig, he's amaaaazing.

[mocahbee]

Search LAQUEESHA MCCAIN - she is brilliant and dead on. Very funny

[jlbigman]

Craig Ferguson is awesome

[maureenOWW]

Everything about this cunt sets me on edge. He's possibly got the most annoying way of talking and mannerisms in the history of man, which is why he was a complete failure in the UK, australia, and everywhere else he tried. Until he sucked someones cock in the US and got an audition and they just looooved his cheesy fucking delivery, and now he's like Larry Sanders brought to life. What a fucking cuntflap. Can you sense I don't like him?

[ValekShadow]

whyd you click on the dam link then?

[maureenOWW]

Just to make sure that I haven't imagined the whole thing, that he is, in fact, successful.

Then again, looking at the current US president clearly anything is possible...

[Plutonwolf]

If his accent bothers you, then for dear Gods sake, stay far far away from anything Sara Palin. That is one nasty nasal voice. Must be from all that Tundra 'Tweaking' she does.

[maureenOWW]

I didn't say anything about his accent, I said his way of talking. It's completely fake, he didn't used to talk like that, he's using a US TV way of speaking. And therefore he's a cunt.

[Plutonwolf]

On those grounds my statement is still totally valid. Stay as far from Caribou Barbie as possible. A further warning, if you suffer from diabetes and know that you will be in a situation that makes it impossible to avoid listening to her, be sure to use extra insulin or bring a dose of fast acting with you. Her overly plasto-sweet platitudes and sugar crunchy fake down home main streetisms have been known to induce diabetic comas in the ill prepared!

[ryusheila]

well what do you expect, it's tv !!!!

anyway, he's funny, you're not. he makes sense, you don't, he's successful at what he do, you're not... so between him and you, who's the whining loser bitch?

[scotman345]

Maureen oww has problems. very angry person

[hernandez1700]

Dude, shut the hell up, Craig is the MAN!!

[Zootallors]

Dear heart--you do know he isn't really gay. Eh? Always best that the literal-minded steer clear of comedy. Seems you don't take to it. God gave us ten fingers to click the remote. Sweet Maureen. With such an endearing attitude you have about everything--even perfect strangers-it should get you far in life, I'm sure. Seems you need to be far from comedy. With any range of vastly different things to do other than watch comedians one doesn't like, how nice to know that you can go elswhere. Eh?

[Thejuicejrc78]

This bailout money is going to CHINA investor that made bad deals in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.Bailout is not for wall street or the American public the federal reserve is pulling a ECONOMY TERRORISM on the American people its FRAUD on a big scale and UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!!

[urhomer]

obama is the best

[Methodkiller335]

Dude, craig ferguson rocks. I watch him everyday and he is about 1/5 of my recording list!!! My dad and I just love watching his show. Anyway, great stuff craig!

[KataPrime]

I'm not American but if I were, I'd vote for Obama. At least he doesn't look like he'll collapse from heat stroke if he's sworn in.

[dinner2dr]

Sorry gregg5566, she isnt the least qualified, I am, she is the second least qualified.

[biblereaders2009]

This guy is funny, good stuff!!!

[ItWasMyOpinion]

The wall street joke was funny. That wall street thing is a gameshow like "Deal or No Deal".

[greg5566]

I'm assuming you're one of the mega-rich who benefits from the GOP tax cuts (since only 1% of the population are, it's a safe bet). So the question is, why do you support the GOP? Can you STILL not see that you are going against your own best interests? We're on the verge of another great depression, and you're talking like it's just a game. They say "no government" what they mean is "no regulation so we can steal more." They say "no taxes" they mean "huge tax breaks for the richest 1%"

[disdatbigboy]

I SECOND THAT

[grudgemaker5]

finally an OBaMa joke. I have heard may be 3 obama jokes but about 1000 mccain jokes

[Dioxholster]

yeah i can think of a 100 obama jokes, yet the media doesnt want to touch him. not fair i say. boo!

[KJGould]

He's also on record as referring to his POW captors as "gooks". Smooth.

[Zootallors]

That was from when McCain was fighting in Viet Nam DECADES earlier--WAR ISN'T EXACTLY A P-C THING TO DO IS IT?! Throughout history, warriors demonize their enemy--IT'S WHAT'S DONE! Read up on war just a bit--there's no end of books about wars, as there's no end of wars. McCain wasn't being "un P-C," esp. given that "P-C" wasn't yet a cultural concept at the time--esp. in the military. Killing each other's as UN "P-C" as it gets. (A war makes it rather obvious you don't care for each other, eh?)

[mocahbee]

Do a search on LAQUEESHA MCCAIN and you will hear one of the most brilliant satires on the debate, McCain, Iraq and Afghanistan. Her commentary funny and dead on.

[Kelseyfitz]

one of my favorite shows ever :)

[Lamps89]

i love this guy

[willisthecoolest]

I love this guy.. i wish he was in england

[asefati]

yah me too...and I live in US ;)

[asefati]

i mean yah i wish he was in England too...and I live in US ;)

[willisthecoolest]

woah witty lol!

:|

[lokito919]

where he is from??? he sounds like german and his name too :), funny guy

[berettam92s]

hes a scot

[lokito919]

wow fast answer thanks

[kavuss]

funniest man on TV right there. Craig you rock.

[corbaman]

Do you realize that the bail out would cost voters something like 700 billion dollars, there's only around 300 million US tax payers, so thats about 2,350 bucks for each of us - including the ones who don't have 2,350 bucks.

Further, that money is going to be financed as more federal debt, cause the government doesn't have 700 billion dollars lying around and won't just bill each person for their $2350. So, it's really going to cost us several trillion dollars years from now.

[lilnesbomb]

actually it's more like $3600 for each American. Whether they have $3600 or not.

[bnwas]

ass hole

[TheDixieDashShow]

That is awesome!

[LTL220]

Lipshits family LOLOLOL

[tabularasa66]

Funny how the title of this that was chosen THE headline today on YouTube is about Obama sleeping on the couch. Hmmm, wonder how YouTube makes such 'political' decisions. Otherwise, I love how Craig approaches the camera several times, and is brilliant at recovering from a joke that didn't fly as he'd hoped (ie: Billy Joel ran a car into a house).

[anarchy3E]

go back to scotland cregy boy, your jokes are about as stale as rotten bagpipe leather

[nightdice]

anarchy3e, I think your humour is as stale as rotten bagpipe leather ^^

[lilnesbomb]

yeah? well why dont you go back into your little hole and die?

[millriseman1]

AMEN CRAIG!!!!!!!

[ken4yah]

!!NEWS BREAKING NEWS!!

Prophet Yahweh to summon UFO over Las Vegas.

[dunleavym]

I don't even think Letterman is funny at all. He just looks silly so people laugh. He looks like an aged version of the kid on MAD magazine. lol

[lilomanilla]

craig ferguson is the funniest guy on tv

[aangroca]

High as a Kite. Everynight. I love him. Yo ,Fat NY actor gets punk'd by kid .Search Tony Longo. Think fake, but fat actor in a lot of films

[SouljaBoyFuckinSucks]

more like Turd Ferguson, amirite?

[scotman345]

yeah your a soulja BOY not a Soldier Man

[jch010]

give him a band!!

[ketumile]

its craig<canon<letterman<leno

[minizer999]

this guy iz not funny..watch letterman

[CanOfSpam]

Letterman is not funny, he does the same shit over and over again.

Craig writes his own stuff, the guy is a comedian! Do a search and see his stuff!

[swingwithlove]

i agree with you 109123482534% !!

[capted3126]

craig..you are the comedic version of michael savage.refrehing. how many late nite talkers can actually be entertainig at the same time.

[CanderousXOrdo]

'The answer Liza within you' xP

[kellaway]

i don't understand.

[HelloxSteffie]

i LOVE craig. he is so brilliant and laid back. <3

[msgg81]

SledgeShades Films

[aussieleboman]

funnny- poms so much funnier then yanks

[Michaelas11]

Wow what an awesome accent

[nick21013]

Craig is the best late night host on tv in my opinion

[Izgai]

hahaha mccain and palin

thats a joke

[ronthereddragon]

ok that was crazy

[NickjaBoysInc]

WOW

[acerusso]

ferguson should be the one replacing leno

[jazzzjackrabbit]

BIDEN IS GONNA RIP PALINS ANUS IN HALF.

[kendrickdk]

Ouch!... that sounds painful

[Carfer22]

Im not 100% but i am pretty sure that could lead to a rape charge!

[321liftoff]

you mean give her a third asshole. She already got a second one during this week's interviews.

[Imaginaryflower]

wow foundation ORANGE

[bowflexor]

im third!

[CerezaAmor1987]

His makeup artist forgot to do his neck.

[koolkropek]

Yeah, I am First...5 stars!!! Funny