Dane Cook - Public Restrooms

[RockefellerSecurity]

Dane Cook looks like Frank Mir

[BloodzEmoBuddyz]

:'D HE'S SO DRUNK!

[erindalaxluva]

why dont you tell me the secret really fast then we can go get breath mints and SHOVE THEM IN YOUR EYES!!!!!!!

[beatarmy22]

this bit got better with time

[mrPalistov]

Don't watch Dane Cook while you're eating or drinking anything. Choking and/or spillage of the food/beverage is VERY PROBABLE.

[FabulousKillJoy1864]

The opening part sounds like he's having a violent orgasm....

[realemolove]

Lol wouldn't be awesome being his girlfriend and just watching him a on a daily basis and him doing all his fricken hilarious stuff lol

[AmberLynn86314]

1:21 EPIC

[AmberLynn86314]

1:20 EPIC

[SwagYoudKill4]

so your sitting there...NO SHUTUP so yur sitting there...

[anandereiraj]

'' DAMN JEWS !!! '' ''BLACK !!! '' i fuckin love this guy despite him making me spit water all over my computer on that line

[silhouettdfaces1]

holy shit, could he be more coked up?

[Warriorofthebattle]

Dane cook is funny as hell......

" Mike was here, but then someone drew an arrow and said Mike is a faggot"

Its like mikes gonna come back like:

" I was here but im not a faggot!"

[gamewize6]

wickedly funny lol

[MasterMaxD]

OMG I FOUND THE I GOTTA CRAP GUY!!! I been trying to remember his name for a long time now and it turns out to be one of my fave comedians O.O

[TheWallProductions17]

After watching this I feel like I need a nap.

[rikku9zashi]

I didn't think it was possible for one man to posses to much energy.

[Drokob]

3:55 I GOTTA CRAP!!! ENNRG ( bear from castle crashers face )

[DarkEarthDragon01]

Next time just carve "Everyone who enters here is gay" and then no one can say anything xP

[princessnamine100]

Omg.. he actualy took.. wow... i did not expect that..

Why is the audio off from his talking. was he lip syncing with something already recorded?...

[RED13867]

YAH !!!!!!!!!!!

[cAsSiDyHeRe]

I LMAO!!!! i love him...<3

[TwistedMentality089]

i cant believe he took his pants of , and the way he did it WAS INSANE

[TheBumble5]

DAMNN JEWWWWWSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGreeksWin]

.....so that's why he's wearing sweatpants. Ummmmm

[cerflap]

<mike is a fuck head!

[DeathBone4]

6:10 til the end wtf

[DeathBone4]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING IS WET I GOTTA TAKE CRAP

[DeathBone4]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING IS WET

[Aeons95]

wtf :O

[antonioaugustovalera]

THIS COCAINE IS FUCKING GOOD MEN, A COUPLE FATTIES AND A SHOT OF TEQUILA = THIS SHOW, HE IS GOOD.

[sarahhaspowers]

Does anyone else think he was high when he did this???

[carrieea3]

hahaha!!! I'm ADd and thts mi 24/7 XDDDDDDD I'm not crazy just hyper!!

[imbored09100]

he was sooooo stoned.... its obvious

[cherrypop123ish]

his shagggy dog impression is very funny

[PrinceRock87]

MIKE IS A FAGGOT!

[BlueEyedBabe03]

Dane Cook is so entertaining. He's very involved. Not just standing there...we get a show! xD

[MichaelMyersLives12]

AHAHAHAHA!!!! he took off his clothes!!! my mom was watching this with me and she freaked lol!!

[mbatl0907]

lol he was speeding his titties off.

[CocoWhy]

HE STRIPPED?! LOL

[buttayhahahaahahah]

hes fucking insanely awesomely kickass

[sephseph1]

fuck dane cook is genius

[kinen2020]

I GOTTA CRAP !!!!!!!!

[xBleedingOnYourShirt]

LOL was he wearing STRIPPER pants?!! Between that and the magic shit all I could think of was Job from Arrested Development :]

[choad45]

what's with the haters, this guy is fucking hilarious!!

[IxReDRaZoRxI]

first time i saw 3:58 i almost pissed myself

[thomasfreak5]

@IxReDRaZoRxI me to! lmao

[RandomKPluver]

Dane Cook is my hero. XD

[fultzgirl97]

omg i agree he should have listened in D.A.R.E but he reminds me of one of my bffs wshe is so hyper u should see her in school lol

[Ladysheloun]

<D is this comedy or a strip show?

[beeper182]

I IS AMUSED!!!

Dane cook is amusing when he's high..

Yes, it's pretty fucking obvious, his eyes are glazed, and the only time he stops moving is when he's doing the black guys fighting movement.

(Fucking stoner)

[VampireGoddess08]

you idiot that sounds more like crack/coke not weed....hahahahah didn't you ever pay attention in D.A.R.E :P

[wfbgenius]

@beeper182 either he's stoned or he's ADHD. My brother is ADHD and that's pretty much how he acts.

[JayWall241]

@beeper182 haha dude. when your high on weed.. you dont want to move that much. thats more like an Ecstasy high or Cocaine lol

[AuroraCelest]

I personally believe that Dane came onto the to the stage as high as a motherf*cker can be.And that, ladies and gentlemen is what made this epic. That and the striptease. ( ;

[nianicole824]

he kinda reminds me of Jim Carrey

[kirakomrade]

@nianicole824 yea he does especially in this vid

[ipodchick1]

XD lol he is funny as hell

[ljgorman]

anyone else think he looks like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho back then.

[HoneeMustard]

is it just me or does someone else hear that one obnoxious laugh at :31?

[MontanaIceDragon]

Lol! Yes.

[Kunoichisforever]

I love how he just spazzes out xD

[shortanimationz]

No, shut up!

[fashionwitches]

:D:D:D

[washintan]

Check out this mother fucker. XD Nah im like DAAAAAAAAAAAMN Check out his daddy fuckerer

[Eoinmoo4]

:L 2:56

[Paladora]

lol i wonder how much this guy gets paid to look like a moron...hes halarious=)

[Yayigirl09]

lmfaooo the end was hilarious!!!

[peacenotwar3434]

UHHH I GOTTA CRAP!!! UHHHHHH!!!!

no shut up.

pahahahahahahahaha :D

[AymiChyan]

@peacenotwar3434 X'D *dies laughing*

[peacenotwar3434]

:] thats my favorite part

[peacenotwar3434]

pahahahahahaaaaa i love this man! :]

[Paintz921]

oh he was perfection then,. the best comic of that time. Now not so much..

[dbzrunescape]

1:17 lmao

[8242lemrac]

This and the Opera Joke are my favorite! XD

[freshlilblade]

omg O_O you can totally see his junk for a spilt sec a bit after he rips his pants off lol

[LyraCC7]

is he wearing shorts?

if not then we know hes not a boxer guy haha

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

uhhhm, hellooooo?

[cabbage521]

It's just so insanely crazy how much he moves around a lot on stage. XD

Loved the door-kicking thing.. :3

[Tatsuki237]

@cabbage521

:3 looks like a pair of testicles.

[timmaylove25]

when he smiles he looks like jim carrey lol

[timmaylove25]

dane cook looks like shaggy from scooby doo a little lol

[bigboomowns]

why is the chat off? he is moving his mouth but the chat is behind

[Emy14754]

LMFAO he is so fucking hilarious and that is sooo true about people when he said "ummmmm........hello?"

[animemaker2342]

woooooooooooooooooooooooo o.0 ummmmm ok did not see that one cumming !  6:23

[juanchogutro]

When he tells the guy to shut up! xDDD so funny!

[GuitarTeacherACDC]

he says "ugh" WAY TO MUCH

[wawanany]

thats so true y is evrything wet?

[killaz107]

did he just tell some guy to shut up @ 4:10

[meeshka1263]

lol i love how moves during his jokes...all the hand movements and flying around the stage..omg loliol love him

[tentris]

lol hes a passaphyst..........

[quinlynnes]

i always do that

".......ummmmmmmmm.. hello?"

[xxxbluefishxxx]

LMAO!!!

[bluesoccerdog33]

Funny shit but I have a question...

WHAT THE FUCKS UP WITH HIS PANTS??!?!

[Brnrigney01]

They Are Sweatpants

[tekerze]

KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!!!!

[Metrofreak123]

HAHHA CHECK THIS MOTHER FUCKER LOL

[sasukepie109]

pause at 2:03

[vampireman1000]

DANE MAD!!! CRAZY!!!!!!!! SO FUNNY THOUGH I bet people in his class loved him every calss was a party! wish we had him in my class!!! such a party.

[kristenzila]

I love this, it's priceless xD

[mas4mac]

Hahaaa, (;

This is Funny, :D

[VendicatedNinja]

No shut up.

[JClucky13]

woa! at the end he is riped! he should start working out more

[fjjdjjdkfeytythdkjkd]

he was ripped

[Heroesrock09]

ROFL at th end xD :)

[mullen15]

this is when he was doing drugs.. nahhh he a funny fucking dude

[lockard34]

thats so funyy he also kinda looks like the singer for crossfade lol

[seandillon999]

HES GOD!