The Bum Reviews - Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1

[Werebudgie]

What's great is that you can feel doug's hate for twilight in this....

[nachos1162]

"maybe if i bite her after shes dead she will live"

"i dont think thats how-"

"it's twighlight"

"oh, right"

[jumblejohn1]

I personnally think that NC's bum reviws are better than his proper reviews! :D ROFLBST!!!

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

"OMG, she's giving birth to Blade!"

[Zuyuri]

"Imagine what sex with a female vampire is like!"

"....NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM..."

"AAAAAAHHHH!"

[cmorglas9]

"I am going to suck...your blood" The Simpsons Already Did it.

[EsmeAmelia]

"I'm going to suck!"

[origamipein18]

Ha ha good review!

[mitalca35]

2:45 Oh, if only...

[W0lvesKey]

"All the girls start crying and all the boys bring out the champagne."

LOL

[EsmeAmelia]

@W0lvesKey I brought out the champagne and I'm female. :D

[W0lvesKey]

@EsmeAmelia Same! :D

[Zuyuri]

@EsmeAmelia Me too. Then again, I was playing solitaire throughout the whole movie

[seanpatrickcain2]

1:26 ROFL

[Zuyuri]

"Girl, it's your wedding! FINALLY SMILE FOR ONCE!!!"

Um, you're asking too much of her; SHE CAN'T SMILE

[ThePhoenixrider100]

YES I wanted a Bella's baby to be a vampire killing dampire kicking vampire ass

[Scythemeup]

this crapfest made 701 million $

[emilypolizzi]

Lol that was funny.

[Persona100Duh]

I have been wanting to see Nostalgia Critic review this movie.

I find that Doug did it as Chester A. Bum. Honestly, I just wanted to see Doug tear into this.

I watch it...

Best. Thing. EVER.

My life is now complete.

Oh, and Chester, for watching that piece of crap, you don't get change. You get a friggin' planet worth of gold because, while this review was SO worth it, THAT PIECE OF CRAP OF A MOVIE WAS NOT. I wanted to friggin' die.

[1224wolf]

XD "The skript says "happy" XD XP

[sliceitup07]

I'm Edward.

[DemonicRemption]

@sliceitup07 Doesn't have the same intimidating ring to it as "I'm Batman," but okay.

[SonicMegamanFan]

OMG SHE'S GIVING BIRTH TO BLADE!!! Please, for the love of GOD, make it happen! MAKE IT RAIN FUCKING JUSTICE ON THIS GOD-FORSAKEN SERIES!!!

[Zuyuri]

*wheen Bella dies* YES! YES! NO MORE BAD *she becomes a vampire* Aww, shit.

[awesometrick]

Moral of this video... I'll just make one up instead.

Nobody jokes about Twilight. We just state pure facts about it!

[Blaaz101]

@awesometrick

Amen.

[Ranger313100]

(Thumbs up at SIMPDUDE) I almost pulled a shotgun out when Chester said thsi was the greatest movie he ever saw in his life, though.

[ultimategiygas]

@Ranger313100 dude he says that about every movie

[Blaaz101]

@Ranger313100

He says that for every movie he reviews.

[SIMPDUDE]

Thumbs up if you also shouted 'HOORAY' when Bella dies.

[artistwithouttalent]

In its defense (God that sounds sad), The reason they don't use protection is because they are 2 different species and as such don't think they can... WAIT! If two different species of the same sort of family have sex, they do have a hybrid, so why the hell didn't they see this coming? GOD even when you try to DEFEND its logic, actual logic breaks in!

[artistwithouttalent]

I love how the Bum loses any pretense of actually enjoying the film.

[Okoa]

You can kinda see Doug's frustration leaking into the bum review. XD

[MurdererJesus]

Это отличный фильм! вы просто ничего не понимаете в кинематограф!!!

[kutlessrocker23]

Nah, we're using protection.

Garlic?

That made me lol so much XD.

[FilmFTW1]

That film's still make a helluva lot of money despite this being the worst film of all the films (from Doug's point of view)... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?! Do people really enjoy watching this? ... you Twilight fans are idiots.

[xRaineDropsx]

@FilmFTW1

Like they always say; to each his own.

[Mysteriousone11]

@FilmFTW1 The Twilight fans are idiots. I agree.

[maiord18]

@FilmFTW1

bile fascination?

[FilmFTW1]

@maiord18 ... It's the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" all over again... Jeez.

[KTKomedy2813]

Oh, my fucking God, if this movie OR Part 2 beats out Avatar as the highest-grossing movie of all time, I'm going to make sure everyone who HATED the entire Twilight saga FUCKING ANNIHILATES Stephanie Meyer with machetes, chainsaws, a flamethrower up her vagina and Chuck Norris tearing her open down the middle WITH A SPOON!

[yoyoentertainment00]

You mean Jacob.....PEED on the baby???

[psychokinrazalon]

What WOULD sex with a female vampire be like?

[maiord18]

@psychokinrazalon

vagina dentada?

[psychokinrazalon]

@maiord18 Actually, I'd imagine it wouldn't be too much different than a regular female. XD

[maiord18]

@psychokinrazalon

well, that wouldn't be fun, now would it?

[psychokinrazalon]

@maiord18 I see you didn't get the joke. | (

[maiord18]

@psychokinrazalon

Joke.

Y U no make sense in my mind?

[psychokinrazalon]

@maiord18 Never mind.

[LighteningXT9]

"Does he sparkle down there?" LOL!

[panos3320]

OH MY GOD SHE IS GIVING BIRTH TO BLADE !!!

[SkyStained]

How appropiate is it that at the top of the screen there is a link to a video called "Teen relationship Abuse"?

[TheBlackPhoenix100]

I hope the critic pan this movie!

IT'S TWILIGHT!!!

[ilovesushii94]

Most of my friends saw the movie over the weekend and they said it was "Amazing", "Awesome!" and "EPIC!"

It got panned by the critics!! lol I watched the first two and watched 10 mins of the third one...it was so bad. :P

[rockerMan0987]

I wanted this movie to came out just for this review

[MegaRandomguy17]

@rockerMan0987 I wanted this movie to come out so the series could end.

[NewSuperAvenger]

Thumbs up if you didn't watch the movie so you watch the review instead