Vegan Black Metal Chef Episode 6: Holliday Hell Roast

[SandedFaceless666]

Tofurkey roast if fuckin' good. even meat lovers think it's great... just sayin'.

[fer08arroyo]

I got to buy me that pan and knife from hell !!!

[HellBentOnTrance]

I'm sharing all of your videos with my, now vegan, girlfriend. Though i myself am not vegan, im sure i will share these meals with her, as they do look very tasty indeed.

[theillusionist6677]

This food taste better with gorgoroth blasting in my house.

[geninhacf]

This is seriously the best recipe channel i've seen in a long time! Hail Saintan! Hail Tofurkey!

[sushiboyangel]

Father south of heaven- best lyric lol

[Yodoralas]

I ate my first tofurkey last Thanksgiving and loved it but I had a really hard time with the shape and color. It's just a brownish grey ball. Wish they could redesign it.

[GordonFreeMANness]

It's not BM. Not enough screeching vocals.

[darkangelzephyron]

6:07LOOL. perfect

[ngandy1000]

just saw no reservations and almost choked on my boca burger when i saw your video pop up! way to go!

[puissse]

cooking and Black Metal, one of two of my favourite things, though i am not a vegan

[WildHunt25]

So gravy is what and what?

[machiasmadman]

I'm waiting for him to cut a finger off with that weirdo knife.

[xeus2eme]

@machiasmadman I'm waiting for a flying demon chop your head off and make a paste with it !

[machiasmadman]

@xeus2eme Ok....

[msfairiebloom]

Ever consider doing a raw vegan black metal chef episode? That would have to get soooo many hits.

[ytdcfjhvjvp0j]

Isn't broth made from meat?

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@ytdcfjhvjvp0j Vegetable broth is not

[bellammmp]

I can't find Tofurkey anywhere here where I live in Arkansas either (go figure)...Ah well I'll keep looking. Love you man!!

[tambowas]

Looks soo good, whythefuck do we not have tofurkey in the UK, there is only a quorn roast that I know of and that is only vegetarian :(( Daiya needs to come on over here too!! I will make the gravy though and sing the words 'gravy is broth and fat' while I am doing it lol :D

[JadyLester]

Good gravy is one of the things I missed most when I was vegetarian... that shit looks delicious.

[krystinajo]

Why did this JUST show up in my sub box?

[yyzcityofangels]

why did you mention " a holocaust of native americans" did you mean to say this? it'n not funny :(

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@yyzcityofangels Because people here forget thats actually what happened... the native americans helped the settlers... and then they killed them... and are celebrating the day they were giving thanks to them.

[abluecommunist]

@VeganBlackMetalChef

>help starving people in need

>get massacred horribly with blade, shot, and pox in return

>have festival dedicated to your helpfulness

[JaToJoanna]

Tofurky LOL :D:D I didn't know that sth like this exists :)

[n1loc73]

I love the Tofurkey slices! They're great on everything bagels (or any bagel) with some vegan margarine (I use Becel Vegan), Vegenaise, and some lettuce. I also love the sausages, particularly the Italian ones. The roast is good too though. :)

[ork476]

Desserts?

[ExplosiveAction]

I figured the typos in the videos were intentional, like old Emperor and Immortal... I am the Black Wizards!!

[ammarnaldo]

this is fucking cvlt!!! hahaha

[bethbr00tality]

nom nom noooooom!

[thisistotallylife]

Finally, my two favorite things together as one.

[DKDamilos]

Black metal, awesome humor and fine taste! How can you be from the US?! :p

[BarrelwolfGaming]

I found you by watching Anthony Bourdain. I'm a 15 year old kid thats into stuff like Trivium and BFMV and I couldn't watch this with a serious face xD This is super awesome, and I like cooking. I need to try this stuff out haha. Peace! (or death, whatever you prefer)

[n0kturnalm0rtum]

F*ckin AWESOME! \m/

[TheCerberusInferno]

If i eat Holliday Hell Roast will i go to hell ?

[tamithomas]

you seriously have the most epic kitchen EVER! do want!!!!

[dleprohon55]

This is covering my two favorite things together music and food! 

[dasistrichtig]

Trve cooking.

[melsdowninit]

Fucking Awesome

[MonAdieu]

This. is. priceless!!!!!!! \,,/

[solidturd666]

That is actually a great way to roast garlic.

I haven't had tofurkey in a long time... i will be trying this recipe.

must find my HellFork

[mrmadame28]

Hell's flame are electric?!? nice! got them too! =P

[Shadelassy]

I love his knife!

[syntheticskull]

Cant decide if the music or the food is better. This channel is the best thing to happen to me in a long time!

[Funnyskilletgirl777]

The most unique cooking show I've ever seen; the darker side of cooking!!!!! moooohahahaha!

[jamvaru]

amazingly fun to watch and seemingly inspiring of healthfulness

[Malaikat31]

WHY DONT YOU HAVE MORE VIEWS DAMMIT

[andiman1504]

O dark master of all vegan chefs, hallowed be Thy name! Plz tell me which god to worship in order to make Tofurkey available here in germany :-/ Is there a magic spell or do i have to sell my soul to a dark demon for that?

(Best regards - awesome vids!)

[lizzielizzie]

Ok, now I love this even more... you saved my dinner last night! Usually, I cheat and buy pre made gravy for the dish I was making, and I forgot. But, I DID have soup base and Earth Balance. GRAVY IS BROTH AND FAT!!!

[EvilKiteeProductions]

Who else heard of this guy first from his Yule Log Cake?

[hollyfilth]

dam this a sick song. I want some vegetables now

[eileengannon]

i met the dimmu boys when they were just teens. sweeties. why don't you just snap the asparagus? it's easier and breaks in just the right places. i'm not too into tofurky. i prefer field roast. have you ever made your own seitan? it takes forever but it's fun. here's my blog about it: eileenskitchen.blogspot.com/20­08/01/homemade-seitan.html

[djayuh]

to make your gravy less lumpy melt the butter first and then add the flour and then the broth

[ImWayTooCoolForYou7]

im not Vegan but i have tried most of ur dishes and i love them all!

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@ImWayTooCoolForYou7 very cool, thanks a ton

[DoubleEdgedSword12]

Why do people keep calling this death metal when it's clearly black metal, it even says so in the username VeganBLACKMETALChef. >.>

[Vohton]

Just made this, it rocked! All hails to you, Vegan Black Metal Chef! \m/

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@Vohton awesome, I really like it when people make the shit in these videos... the food is really good.

[suzbailey23]

I love you and I wish you would post your outtakes. :D

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@suzbailey23 hahhah sadly I do post most of my outtakes... then I make fun of them.

[Jagglazer]

you should open a deathmetal restraunt.....id be there like everyday

[satsuki26]

You're so awesome!

[CaptainCocaine]

DO a vid with EpicMealTime!!!! It'll probably have to be a candy episode because everything else they do has meat. I wonder if there's gelatin in gay bacon...

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@CaptainCocaine We were in a holiday music video together for the bitchin kitchen. They were fun to work with actually.

[suzbailey23]

"There are no rules, but make things fairly thick and chunky." Words to live by.

[Infomatiks]

People like you are an absolute breath of fresh air on Youtube. I'm a Veggie and a Metalhead and I love your videos. Happy New Year!

[TheTr00per999]

I'm vegetarian and love black metal !! hahaa

u are fucking awesome

[artistcjalos]

I wanna see you have your own show on the Food Channel

[cookiebandit18]

Best video yet good sir!

[WiccaNx44]

How nice!

[vvwilly02]

Can't wait for the next one! I agree Mr.Orgasmo, he needs his own show!

[lnclincoln]

I hate vegan food. I just dont see the point but, I really enjoyed the music!!

[reverendplurall]

I hate death metal. I just don't see the point but, I really enjoyed the recipe!!

[UristMcgee]

@reverendplurall Death Metal? This is Black Metal...

[Dustytaper1]

Best yet!

[shasanni]

u remind me of shagrath from dimmu borgir =)

[MrOrgasmo]

I can't imagine the amount of work you have to put this shit up. You deserve your own tv show. Youtube is too small for all this awesomeness.

[RagenRibbonz]

@shawndw1000 obviously doesn't get it. that's why it's funny...

[RagenRibbonz]

...and rad.

[greatwhitey]

Away from my Catholic family for Christmas and decided to make this for myself. Everything ended up excellent, and it's fantastic having this running through my head when I'm cooking. "Squeeze the roasted garlic like a zit!"

[alelanzax]

Every episode gets better than the prev one, so does the music. Thanks!

[theblackdragon123]

is this your real kitchen ?? xD BTW merry infernal christmas (:

[shawndw1000]

funny video tho..

[shawndw1000]

lol..vegan isn't very metal. FAIL.

[prideofasia99]

Show Vegan Meal Time how it's done lol

[filthfanbitch]

Marry me.

[TheThomasMalthus]

The best part is the roasted garlic preparation, musically and lyrically!

Also, may I share this tip for the gravy: first melt some butter in the pan and stir in the flour (or cornstarch). After the flour is fully dissolved then add the water and broth. I do this every time and I don't get any lumps in my gravy.

Alternatively, one could also dissolve the flour first in cold water and then add it into the broth.

[TheYojo2011]

BEST COOKING VIDEO EVER!!

[Renahlily]

This is fucking awesome and totally metal! I was vegan for 5 years and I wish I made it more metal! I like the apricot tofurky glaze the best. <3

[theoriginal42]

The ending blessing should have gone on longer though.

[theoriginal42]

Nice job with the set!

Also, the keyboards add a lot in the beginning. Can't wait for Forever Dawn's album!

[pancakesnsyrupamarth]

You make squeezing the roasted garlic look like way too much fun.

[EldScrollsIVfanatic]

I feel like this is how Abbath cooks at home on a daily basis.

[soymilkmilk]

Went and bought one just cause of this video. I'm excited.

[AgapitoMeloTuerces]

Can't stop headbanging!!!

[MrExorayan]

c tro des bares se truc et en plus je sui le seul francais abonner

[Kixshani]

Genius!

[lizzielizzie]

OK, you rule. :) This is brilliant, and I'm spreading the love to every metalhead and vegan I know.

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@lizzielizzie Thanks!

[lizzielizzie]

@VeganBlackMetalChef Shared with my friend Gil, who desperately wants you to release the music from your episodes. He waxed rhapsodic about how authentically death metal it was, could hear the Emperor and Dimmu influences right away, and greeted me after watching this episode with a gleeful chant of "GRAVY IS BROTH AND FAT!" :)

[hollyfilth]

@lizzielizzie RIGHT!!

[timlucifari666]

imma do all of this for christian holiday, except the tofurkeyDX

[cruc1form]

Saw this on No Reservations and HAD to check it out. I now have a favorite online cooking show!

[fetishhhh]

yeah with thak kind of show I would like to be in kitchen all my free time! :)

[rondareid2000]

ok i LOVE LOVE LOVE the foods but the singing is an earache

[d20g]

as a fan from episode 1, my jaw dropped when i saw the plug on the no reservations holiday special. just wondering why yr hits haven't gone through the roof yet... come on people!

[Bovolt]

Gravy is broth and fat!

[dekiller9e6]

Mommy, make the scary vegan stop please, mommy?

[davidc912]

Now add... a slithery 's'... to diciples.... RRRAAAHHHHHH. Holliday! I tear away... your frivolous.. extra 'l' RRRRRRAAAHHHRRRR! Thier... I'll invert your vowels... and restore the original order... RRRAAHHHH!!!

Love the videos.. \m/ Hail Seitan \m/

[PainofRazeration]

I'm not vegan, but these videos are so cool that I feel inclined to become one...for like a second, because meat is awesome. You're almost awesome at meat level, keep it up

[joaholic1]

Costco olive oil :)

[midianpart2]

oh yes veganism at its evillest form who knew the ancient enemy could be so delicious

[ElFudgeMusic]

But... I don't have a guitar.. :(

[poohbear5050]

I love your videos so much, but the grammar nazi in me will not let the fact that you misspelled holiday wrong. but this makes me ant to try tofurky

[poohbear5050]

@poohbear5050 wont let it go that is...

[HoorayForJay]

I like that the end of the url is AAAAAAAAEAA!!!!!!

[dunndudebemelol]

I love how the advert is for meat counters..

[Martin8578]

Amazing! Great music, great recipe, and highly entertaining video. Thank you Vegan Black Metal Chef!

[sugartub]

i think i love you.

[Darkmage1293]

Hm. That gravy does sound kinda good...

Is it mushroom broth?

[jeremybam94]

so when i play guitar for 45 minutes would you recommend dimmu borgir

[jeremybam94]

@jeremybam94 and that i use my b.c. rich

[lamaddussa]

oh no. that garlic comment was disgusting. i think i'm going to retch. ok, you taught me how to roast vegetables, which is cool, but the native american comment was extremely fucked up, & the garlic thing - yuck!

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@lamaddussa see comment below

[lamaddussa]

dude, what was up with that comment about the native american holocaust? everyone should be incredibly ashamed of the ethnic cleansing & genocide of native american communities that was perpetrated to force them to leave most of their homelands, abuses against them that continue, and of living on native homelands that were taken from them by force... just lost my appetite.

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@lamaddussa The point wast to bring exactly what you said to consciousness. People here forget what happened to them/thanksgiving has just become another commercial holiday without any regard to its origins. Just like christmas...

[lamaddussa]

@VeganBlackMetalChef

ok. i appreciate your intention, but it didn't seem to convey that. seemed like a joke...

[dunndudebemelol]

@lamaddussa A lot of Black metal is a lot worse then that, take it with a pinch of salt. (and pepper)

[lamaddussa]

@dunndudebemelol

i'm not into this kind of music, so i have no idea, though i did actually like the song he put up on the non-cooking video. i'm just sensitive about insensitivity regarding the whole catastrophic experience that native americans have been subjected to by the foreign "americans." it's a heinous ongoing situation... really upsetting.

[dunndudebemelol]

@lamaddussa I agree completely this music tends to lends it'self to less nice topics and while this has some exceptions the term holocaust seems to be used in the genre a lot. While a lot will be sock value it's also goodthere is music deals with the darker side of humanity imo. I don't think it's insensitivity heck the fact it is brought up is rare these days in my experience and it lends it'self to the dish.

[AilesNoires]

Tofurkey is pretty bomb, I agree. But tell me, where can I get a hell fork?

[ssjsparrowhawk]

You got on No Reservations. Dude, that is just awesome. Keep up the good work.

[Solfaur]

squeeeeeze it all out... AWWWWW YEAAAAAH!

[sittingbythepool]

Another amazing video! Yes the gravy is the secret I agree!!!

[Chantzehao]

Lol I just saw this being featured on Anthony Bourdain's No Reservation. XD

Nicely done~

[genedhr]

Every episode is pretty damn impressive <3

[FerrilEwok]

Anthony Bourdain introduced me to something amazing XD

[Torenhire]

I'm not even Vegan and this shit is blacker than the blackest black...times infinity. Food is epic, metal is epic, fuck.

Fuck! \m/

[HeavensRain]

I love watching your videos because I often headbang when I'm cooking...It's also why I have a twenty-four hour memory and had to subscribe to remember you exist

[ruinsane100]

These videos rock so hard! Metal + vegan food = WIN. I just subscribed to your channel. \m/

BTW, the tofurky roast is great but I think their other products are awesome too. The Italian sausage is amazing after being pan fried and then cooked in tomato sauce with mushrooms, onions and bell peppers. And don't even get me started about the hickory smoked Tofurky slices or the Italian-style slices. Mmmm!

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@ruinsane100 The other products can be ok... I just wish they raised the bar on them a little.

[krisium1979]

666

[mon666ster]

Do I just set the oven to 350, or should it be higher than that?

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@mon666ster 350

[ShinobixPanda]

You have such a lovely kitchen

[AzNpowangeFTW]

pagan AND christian holidays? :(

[deabreu]

@AzNpowangeFTW yeah, christians stole the holidays from pagans. do some research, don't trust me

[lulumoucachen]

So, where i live there is no such thing as tofurky : (

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@lulumoucachen It is not necessary...you can pour the gravy over lots of stuff. Its mostly a way to get that gravy in your mouth without the shame of just drinking it.

[theengagedfew]

@VeganBlackMetalChef What means this word, "shame"?

[oliviazski13]

XD That looks awesome!

[JoeTerino]

such goooooooooood vids.

[AnnihilateThisWeekYo]

"This is highly addictive and must be indulged in with reckless abandon." Dude, I love you. This shit is so awesome. Have you ever had the Celebration Roast by Field Roast man? I converted a few years ago, it's pretty fucking good.

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@AnnihilateThisWeekYo I still have to try the field roast

[saramarasgrunt]

Fantastic!! ;)

[kaminda6]

AWESOME!!

think I will celebrate first ever Xmas with a black metal vegan xmas dinner

\m/

[nodomain101]

I once had tofu a long time ago on a kebab and it was really nice. This is inspiring to try something different this christmas as I'm a little weary of the typical roast turkey and cranberry dinner.

[hellfencer]

Awesome. Another great video man!

[HayLin112]

I love all your recipes... But please... NEVER EVER say that you have to squeesh something about like a zit... xD

[theprogammer11]

u are a wierdo mate



[DrQuijano]

Hey I didn't know that gravy was broth and fat. And if that's the case, fat comes from animals, that's not very vegan, is it?

[PussyDesecrator]

@DrQuijano Don't know if troll or just stupid.

[EcstasyOfApostasy]

@DrQuijano Fat does not just come from animals. Google "vegetable fat." You'd be surprised how much you can get from a plant.

[AnnihilateThisWeekYo]

@EcstasyOfApostasy Are you serious, vegetables have fat content as well? Well goddamn, my mind is blown.

[DrQuijano]

I highly respect that you use electric stoves, as they were meant to be, instead of that gas crap that I'm being forced to use right now.

Also, may I say that your visuals need a bit more anger? The way you gently mix the vegetables isn't very satanic.

[DamnEdge]

That was epic!!! I'll see what my family thinks of this as Christmas dinner, thanks VBMC

[latuman]

Needs more meat.

[svartfrostswe]

and also thanks for inspiring me to go vegan

[VeganBlackMetalChef]

@svartfrostswe awesome

[svartfrostswe]

@VeganBlackMetalChef okey thank you very much :)

[lalablablaification]

@svartfrostswe I can tell you it won't last, but the for the rest of your life you will have less meat than you used too and you might also feel that you want to be vegetarian after seeing things about the animals and preservatives.