I hope you realize there are lots of Canadian military men going into battle tomorrow, and the only thing that can lift their spirits before they face certain death is your naked vlog, which they're waiting for!!
You may stop now. You have attained the highest level possible now that heterosexual Tom Cruise approves. To try to gain anything higher than that is to seek godhood, something you wouldn't be good at.
The ultimate God is created when Tom and Katie combine to form the right and left sides of the body of the beast-warrior "Tomkat", and then young Suri jumps on top to form the head. Yes, much like Voltron.
Actually, now that I think about it, it's only been 4 1/2 months, and I made a video last month that I haven't uploaded yet, so I haven't been ignoring YouTube THAT much. I've just been busy with other junk.
haha well tag game videos don't lend themselves to being "not crappy" in my opinion, but I like them because they afford me a chance to obnoxiously tag other people who don't want to be tagged.
YAY! I'm so happy you finally did all the tags. I can stop harassing you now. Actually, I think I'll still harass you <3 I MISSED YOU. Now go make more videos.
okay, I just checked the news and it looks like the Mojave desert was ROCKED by a 5.5-magnitude MONSTER. I didn't suffer any injuries, except for EXTREME terror!
How did I KNOW you'd say my name when listing girls? Sigh. Predictable!!!
Also, I think it's kind of dumb for you to tag (and link) pablokickasso when that person doesn't have any videos to begin with, and hasn't logged onto YouTube for over a year. You should have tagged someone like pablokickasso417 instead. Maybe that's just me.
hahaha.... lol... too good.... maybe you could ask someone you tagged to tag me.... lol... i love naked videos.... lol... if you will see my other videos, i'm actually naked most of the time.....
Even though you nipples won't be caged...WHY AM I NOT PART OF THE HOT CHICK LIST??? HMMN? AM I NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? SHOULD I NOT CAGE MY NIPPLES TOO???? WELL SCREW YOU, ZACK! AND YOUR MOVIES! YOUR POOPIES TOO!
Ah! It was between you and itschriscrocker, and he just barely won! Haven't you been naked-tagged yet? Everyone must be afraid to tag you cause they think you're 16!
Yeah I've lost a bit, but then I haven't made a video for almost 6 months so just feel lucky you can recognize me at all! I should have used that time to grow a big scary mountain man beard!
How can I be getting so warm when it's sub-zero outside and I don't have a heater in this room? And how come my trousers are too tight all of a sudden?!
why is your hand different color that the rest of your body
72ve17 1 year ago
funny?
maxzburatorul 2 years ago
im a 15 female lOL
RoselaRosey 3 years ago
Its raining men! Oh, I laughed sooo hard...
SirSnickerdoodle 3 years ago
I feel dirty watching this...
SpicyLilNacho 3 years ago
Oh snap! I actually intended to naked-tag you but I forgot! You just barely escaped! (unless you've been tagged by someone else)
zacksmovies 3 years ago
Nope never been tagged :]
SpicyLilNacho 3 years ago
UGH! I totally blew it! If someone reads this, please do your duty for the YouTube community and naked-tag this lady poste-haste!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
by hearing my name early on in the video makes me worried. i will most likely never get naked on youtube
crazymikala 3 years ago
I hope you realize there are lots of Canadian military men going into battle tomorrow, and the only thing that can lift their spirits before they face certain death is your naked vlog, which they're waiting for!!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
Tom Cruise approves of this video.
NotSoOldHippy 3 years ago
YES! TC approval!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
"YES! TC approval!"
You may stop now. You have attained the highest level possible now that heterosexual Tom Cruise approves. To try to gain anything higher than that is to seek godhood, something you wouldn't be good at.
NotSoOldHippy 3 years ago
The ultimate God is created when Tom and Katie combine to form the right and left sides of the body of the beast-warrior "Tomkat", and then young Suri jumps on top to form the head. Yes, much like Voltron.
zacksmovies 3 years ago
lol ya WHY has it been that long since a video? 5 1/2 months is ALOT
BrysonEn 3 years ago
Actually, now that I think about it, it's only been 4 1/2 months, and I made a video last month that I haven't uploaded yet, so I haven't been ignoring YouTube THAT much. I've just been busy with other junk.
zacksmovies 3 years ago
I'd say it's liberating
oboirex 3 years ago
And now I'm scorned by society, but I don't care!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
LMFAO the farmers tan.
myloflex 3 years ago
And I didn't even have to do any farming!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
5 and a half months for this?! Why must everyone let me down?
I will just hope and pray that this is the start of a triumphant return Zack!
merovak 3 years ago
haha well tag game videos don't lend themselves to being "not crappy" in my opinion, but I like them because they afford me a chance to obnoxiously tag other people who don't want to be tagged.
zacksmovies 3 years ago
finally a movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kukelz 3 years ago
The world can breath easy now!!!!!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
uh, Zax. you had a nip slip or two in that vid... FLAGGED!
misssarahb 3 years ago
Nipple-cager!.. hmm I seem to recall you being naked-tagged, do I not!?
zacksmovies 3 years ago
yes, i was. but i have morals and values, Zack. unlike some people... *coughZackcough*
misssarahb 3 years ago
Why not
6.999/5??
there a thought
LiLCme09 3 years ago
because that number has both "69" and an upside down "666" in it!!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
gah!
beornborg 3 years ago
gah is hag spelled backwards! Are you calling me an old hag!? D-:<
zacksmovies 3 years ago
too much pale naked flesh for me
beornborg 3 years ago
blame chris3ff for making the game!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
LOL thats a good ONE!!
XD
5/5
LiLCme09 3 years ago
yay! I would have preferred 6/5 though!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
YAY! I'm so happy you finally did all the tags. I can stop harassing you now. Actually, I think I'll still harass you <3 I MISSED YOU. Now go make more videos.
kristalyn512 3 years ago
I was about to reply to this and then I felt an earthquakez!ZOMG!#@$!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
okay, I just checked the news and it looks like the Mojave desert was ROCKED by a 5.5-magnitude MONSTER. I didn't suffer any injuries, except for EXTREME terror!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
How did I KNOW you'd say my name when listing girls? Sigh. Predictable!!!
Also, I think it's kind of dumb for you to tag (and link) pablokickasso when that person doesn't have any videos to begin with, and hasn't logged onto YouTube for over a year. You should have tagged someone like pablokickasso417 instead. Maybe that's just me.
thewinekone 3 years ago
Oops, your sarcastic advice saves the day again! Now go do a vlog while riding a donkey, or whatever I tagged you to do!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
Good News: Zack wants to see me naked
Bad News: my 11 yr old nephew watches my channel
Ugly News:I will make it happen for you Zack!!!!
Jujudapoet 3 years ago
haha this made me laugh. Way to take one for the team!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
My dearest Zacky, I am pretty sure your nakey in this pick and well I am sorta protective...
Jujudapoet 3 years ago
say no to caged nipples!
and was eating when the pee started
DemonWithGoldenWings 3 years ago
NIPPLE POWER!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
Yay! Zacks back.
... just when the cold chills, cravings, and panic attacks had started to fade. I thought I was free.
kittydreamz86 3 years ago
Sorry, but I'm back and more potent than ever!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
Zacky days are here again.
GiullarediDio 3 years ago
The world is having some tough times right now, so I knew my video powers were needed!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
HI5!
SakuraElyse 3 years ago
Now down low!.. too slow!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
*emoface*
*thinks of something id win at*
Thumb war?
SakuraElyse 3 years ago
In war, the only way to win is not to play the game!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
unless you do this.
"1, 2, 3, 4, I declare thumb war!
5, 6, 7, 8, With this hand, I masturbate!"
SakuraElyse 3 years ago
PSYOPS!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
pretty cool video buddy... hahahaha...
ronbrendon 3 years ago
thank u! *knuckle bump*
zacksmovies 3 years ago
too good i was not tagged... lol....wish i was....
ronbrendon 3 years ago
With all the tags on here, I thought I tagged about everybody on YouTube! You must be the one guy I missed!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
hahaha.... lol... too good.... maybe you could ask someone you tagged to tag me.... lol... i love naked videos.... lol... if you will see my other videos, i'm actually naked most of the time.....
ronbrendon 3 years ago
Even though you nipples won't be caged...WHY AM I NOT PART OF THE HOT CHICK LIST??? HMMN? AM I NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? SHOULD I NOT CAGE MY NIPPLES TOO???? WELL SCREW YOU, ZACK! AND YOUR MOVIES! YOUR POOPIES TOO!
cinemastah 3 years ago
Ah! It was between you and itschriscrocker, and he just barely won! Haven't you been naked-tagged yet? Everyone must be afraid to tag you cause they think you're 16!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
I've been tagged twice that I know of...but it means more from you!!!
cinemastah 3 years ago
Ah ha! The truth comes out! You owe the YouTube community (including me) nudity!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
I don't owe you shit since you didn't tag me! *computer tear* :'(
cinemastah 3 years ago
Fine, but I hope you realize this means you are also caging your nipples! Should they suffer just because of my short sightedness!?
zacksmovies 3 years ago
Aweee nipples. :D
ZaneDir 3 years ago
awwe they are adorable, I admit.
zacksmovies 3 years ago
Everyone tagged should perform one upside down, naked, nostalgic video.
poonertang 3 years ago
I agree!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
bravo! on your tags!
jedibugmaster23 3 years ago
thank you!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
My life has been so incomplete with you gone! So good to have you back.
texichan 3 years ago
And now I'm back for good!.. *leaves*
zacksmovies 3 years ago
could have put post-it notes with nipples drawn on them underneath the first post-it notes
T2Darlantan 3 years ago 2
lol Yes that would have been great... but maybe that's what I did, and the I just did a really good job of painting!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
Super Hot!
*faints* x_x
IronButterflies 3 years ago
Oh no! This is what I was worried about! Too much hawtness!!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
we need more vids zack
good stuff
enersha1 3 years ago
Thank U! More vids on the way!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
You're back!
chrissyjeano 3 years ago
*high five*
zacksmovies 3 years ago
It's only naked if you see cock and balls. COCK AND BALLS.
emphaticapathy 3 years ago
That's only on my private website for paying members!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
I'd sell my grandmas insulin to see you naked.
emphaticapathy 3 years ago
You look like you've lost weight since your last video.
SnarkyBarnacle 3 years ago
Yeah I've lost a bit, but then I haven't made a video for almost 6 months so just feel lucky you can recognize me at all! I should have used that time to grow a big scary mountain man beard!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
I think your eye brows would be a dead give-away.
SnarkyBarnacle 3 years ago
w00t! this is one EPIC tag game video, zack! XD
ps: post-it nips are hawt.
julescavalier 3 years ago
It took me like 7 months to make the tag video cause I was afraid of being too hawt for everyone! I hope you don't feel faint!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
How can I be getting so warm when it's sub-zero outside and I don't have a heater in this room? And how come my trousers are too tight all of a sudden?!
Magnulus 3 years ago
lol This is indeed quite a mystery.. But I think some questions are best left unaswered..
zacksmovies 3 years ago
You didn't tag community channel in the naked vlog! Curse you!
armadilloyams 3 years ago
That would have been an excellent choice, but I'm guessing she's been tagged for that game already. Natalie, we demand your flesh!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
lol hot babes only, good idea.
gyloir 3 years ago
Thank you! I sure hope itschriscrocker makes a response!
zacksmovies 3 years ago
So many tag games in one video...I'm getting dizzy. o_O
-JP
PDXvlog 3 years ago
Blame Kristalyn for tagging my 3 times! Though it might just be my nipples making you dizzy..
zacksmovies 3 years ago