This has to be the best drunk story ever told! --Burninginfo.com

[mattattack1986]

Well you are in trouble and you probably wont be able to see your kids without your wifes consent, obviously she is the smart one and values her kids over drugs. fucking the american society today, paren'ts doing drugs or not taking responsibility because there life is oh so hard. make yourself feel better dipshit and eat some mcdonalds like the usual americana

[lovecase]

@mattattack1986 good one.

[Xiansiempre]

i cannot believe... this cannot be a true story

[Duiss]

how the hell does this still only have ~2000 views?

I'm laughing my ass off every time i hear this

[DoJoZo]

i didnt manage to hear a sentence that didnt cuss in it.

[vogez7]

im not gonna beg but please, please, please help me out... please

[ohkenzie]

i waaa posedded to be goings some placees

[ThePhantomnyx]

Jesus dude....Your aware you are Cillian Murphy,

[DJRexxy]

That was the funniest story i ever heard

[LOLsmileyfaceco]

aw i feel so bad ):

[kanepk]

wtf - god damn this is some funny shit. i was like out of control with this man - just about shit all over the inside of my pants laughing at this. talking monkey, retarded kid. fucked up on pcp and hammered. then you get in a fight with him. ah ha ha ha - man if i was rich id give you the money for just about making me shit my pants laughing at this. good luck with those charges guy.

[ButtOxe]

if your story is true that is the funniest shit

[andremen66]

honestly the best story i wish i could help lol

[TyDoesntCare7]

YYOOOOO!!! im sooo tankkeedd!

awesomeee storryyy!!1

i canttt help you thoughh

sorry brrrooo