NYC Police Commish Lied on Resume? Gnooze 11.9.07

[missjo5ie]

Hey, this is my favorite gnooze episode!

[gnooze]

hey thanks! :D

[hounddog21]

Cool way you crossed your eyes at the end.

[gavnila]

haha mrta good job making it a response to family guy's famous scene. Yet this episode of gnooze sure went to my favorites (joke about coast gurd lol) I used to deliver pizzas to Coast Guard housing in the BAy Area-Alameda These guys are way cocky

[Larryk12308]

Nov 11 2:30pm est

Woo Hoo! It's good to be back on line after our ISP f'ed up royaly!

So where's one of the 1st places I go?

The Gnooze, baby, that's where!

BTW: Started my Xmas shopping too!

[MBRHIndustries]

I'm pretty much awesome, hahahaha.

[omovies]

Sweet. You're now in my favorites. Feel special?

[mostradicalmanever]

Wait a minute! I invented plastic!

[SirMasterJoe]

HEY! I was looking for a SHOE report today. What happened?

[danscosmo]

you cant be a news reporter cuz ya suck at reporting. whiney whine whine. thats all u can do. info is good what little you talk about.

[eternalAOblue]

!!!CUTE!!! :D

[Oxygum]

The world is doomed but we can still have a laugh. Thats what I take away from this

[Uberware]

I havent seen gnooze before, but this was actually pretty good. Subscribing. Keep up the good work!

[xXpezcoolXx]

That's great! but what do you think is better : Having petrol remove and do research into other resources like electricity...? or keep consuming everything and kill the planet?

[SeizureChords]

Oil spills,contaminated water

lab sample analiysis,damaged animals

additionally dumped waste products

in the hot morning sand

Travis Ray Cole

[iniksbane]

Great job as usual. Any time there's an Exxon Valdez joke it's a good day... granted does that make me a horrible person?

[ZachsMind]

Marta I know it might be kinda hard to find the funny, but could you please maybe mention the Writer's Strike? If you already did and I missed it that's cool. I musta missed it. Maybe mention it again, then?

plskthxby!

[Northern5tar]

Now what's a holyday without a little fear mongering from the FBI or the government? Its just like Santa, who's not real either, but we all at least pretend that he is. Come on! I don't know, I think you're not appreciating the whole effort here.

[jx14aby]

I thought the writers were on strike.

[SensualSorrow]

I just found your videos like two seconds ago and subscribed. But I thought I'd point out that the G is silent, but so is the E. Yeah. Nooz.

[skutre]

Terrorists attack Shopping Mall.

Apparently they watch 24, too.

Hey didja ever hear my Jack Bauer?

check it out:

acksisofevil dot org slash audio slash extremeNews.mp3

not bad huh?

-scooter

[gitarzero2]

Is there a credable source on any of this?

[gnooze]

Yes. If you have any questions, feel free to ask! :)

[jonesr999]

The Commish. I love it.

[familyfunny]

Hmm.... some country is pissed of at America (what else is new)and they're going to bomb shopping malls. Does anybody know of a religion that dosen't have a special holiday during December because from now on my family is that one. thanks to the gnooz for the update of what every other single country will be doing this Holidy season.

[ujdo]

Maybe the FBI guys just want to have a less crowded mall when they go shopping. There's some intellegence for ya! (;-{)}

[gnooze]

Just like the cops turning on their lights to cut in front of me!

[TheGiantRobot]

I feel a little light-headed after that graphic depiction of a paper cut.

[gnooze]

Sit down Giant Robot. Here's some apple juice and a cookie. :)

[TheGiantRobot]

Haha! Thanks, don't mind if I do.

[theodorekz]

Plz let us know when you get all your shopping done cuz that's important stuff. consume consume yaaay!

[gnooze]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic... but if so, it was just little blurb to close the show. And while I'm not a fan of our consumer culture, I'm not going to be a grinch about it at Christmas.

Thanks for commenting either way!

[theodorekz]

Sorry, I was being sarcastic. It's possible to dislike something and be the epitome of it at the same time. We teach best that which we most need to learn. I'm speaking for myself.

You're fabulous, keep up the good work and have fun!!

[mobiltec]

Good job Marta. Right on about the terrors of Christmas shopping. Sometimes I think I would prefer a beheading as opposed to going shopping during the holidays. It would be much less painful.

[gnooze]

I hate shopping! Thank God for the internet!

[Dog480]

Bombs or poison gas in malls. Hmmm. I'm not sure that people would even notice unless it took out their favorite store or maybe the food court.

[goobersayshey]

And the guvernator is all like "I khan klean up dis spill vith my huge bah-ceps!!! arrrgghh).

[goobersayshey]

It's California man, throw in a little vinegar, maybe a crouton or two - Whoopee, even better than Newman's own!

[goobersayshey]

Thanks Marty-pant! Cant wait till Monday!

[gnooze]

Marty-pant? LOL! :)

[MattVnation]

Yeah this is the only news show that i really watch lol,and i agree with "cv112"'s comment below.

and oh thanks for reminding me Christmas is soon.lol!

Keep rocking and making instant classics!

-MVN

[gnooze]

MVN! Instant classics?  Really? Cool!!!!!!!

[RiddleSpider]

Loved it! This is my favorite way to stay updated. LOL

Christmas shopping is half done for me! :P

[gnooze]

You're ahead of me... I think I'm an eighth done. But still! That's progress for me.

Thanks for watching and commenting!

[johnnymoondog]

I Always look forward to the gnooze and have a great laugh!!

[gnooze]

Yay your comment worked! I always look forward to your comments! :)

[johnnymoondog]

And you always provide a great shoe for us all !!LOL

[gnooze]

:D Yay!

[ShatterYourIndra]

Hey Marta, I like the green and black. =]

[gnooze]

Thank you! Another H&M purchase. :)

[ShatterYourIndra]

Haha, I'll definitely have to check it out. I like everything I see from there!

[gnooze]

I adore H&M.  You should definitely check it out.

[livelifealwaystoo]

How did you do that with your eyes! One of your many talents!

[gnooze]

I've been practicing. I think it looks better on camera than in real life.

[livelifealwaystoo]

Yaay Coast Guard!

[gnooze]

They're good guys!

[megamandapop]

funny funny stuff as usual!

[gnooze]

Thank you!!!

I hope Sassafras is still doing well!

[megamandapop]

oh! guess what!? she's BACK TO NORMAL!! :D :D *confetti*

[gnooze]

:D Wahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's great news!!!!!

[mike8494]

Yes you do rock Marta :-D

[gnooze]

:D Hey Mike! Have a great weekend!

[mike8494]

You too Marta (-: Mike

[JooHunRules]

I love the ending :) You rock!

[gnooze]

You!

Thanks!

[Chonne31]

LMAO

[gnooze]

:D :D :D

[photofu]

made of gold....haha..i have problems...can we talk about something else now...good for you..

[gnooze]

:) I don't know where that made of gold thing came from, but glad you laughed!

[goobersayshey]

test

[gnooze]

it worked! :D

[cv1122]

LMAO i can't think of anything else to say this time

[gnooze]

:) Well, thanks for commenting regardless. Have a great weekend!

[cv1122]

Marta in addition to fully enjoying your vids, I must say you are one of my faves bc you are the best responder! I leave lots of comments to various channels that I subscribe to and it's really nice to see that you make it a point to respond to your viewers often. You're awesome. I wish you much future success with Gnooze - you certainly deserve it.

[gnooze]

I really do enjoy the community around here... I don't think we could have sustained this pace - 5 shows a week and day jobs - without the support... and honestly, what would be the point?

I love the fact that people care enough to comment. They really do make my day! So thank you again!

[TS175]

Adorable, funny and informative! Why can't we make our eyes go the other too!

[gnooze]

Thank you for such a nice comment!!! :)

[micahsamaniac]

HAHAHAHAH "OMG I WILL PAY $80 JUST AS LONG AS IT GETS THERE!" hahahahahahaahhaha that is soo true..soo so true. ahhahahahhah

[gnooze]

Yeah, a few days before Christmas and all sensibility goes out the window!

[hypnofan35]

You have the unusual ability to act out the "inner news", bringing the true reality to the nature of what is going on. Good job.. Brian Williams bring idiocy to dignity. I say you should step in there.;D

[gnooze]

Wow, thank you. That's very nice of you to say. :)

[HarleyDrider]

Marta, right there with ya this year. I'm almost finished with my shopping. It's the first time that I started so early. Have a great weekend.

Trauma

[gnooze]

Woohoo! We're both ahead of the game!

[saturateu]

rroooooooooooooooooooaaarrr

[Virginian9000]

you can cross your eyes!

[gnooze]

I've been practicing. It's not very good and it hurts my head.

[wasy35]

damn the beach is wrecked..great, and i love the beach...you are funny...5*s....we had a laugh...

[gnooze]

I'm glad you liked it! :)

[conspiracy777]

Awesome as usual!

Do you make this stuff up on the spot? 

You should be on SNL!

[gnooze]

Thank you!  That's so nice!

All the jokey parts are 100% improv.

[Blargaldalien]

yaay the Gnooze is on.

[AlterEgoTrip]

..yaay too here! :)

[gnooze]

Yay for yays!