Happy Fourth of July from Doug, Ford's Spokespuppet

[joshbotelho1994]

you know the only thing ford needs to add to thier focus is doug himself lol itd be awesome to have like a little doug hanging from your mirror or anything along those lines. but what would be really cool is if the ford touch thing was dougs voice :D thatd be awesome!

[47TERRELL]

where can i get a Doug of my own

[Ricardo1030]

Are dealerships gonna be open on Independence Day Doug?

[focusdoug]

@Ricardo1030 I'm sure that depends on the dealership, but I know quite a few are running specials in honor of our independence from British knickers.

[chickadudette]

Naked and free - I love it!

[emvasst3]

My last thanksgiving was a blur of drunk uncles, jerk-ass significant others, and furious vegans. All things considered, I might welcome a reprieve from the annual blitzkrieg of weaponized heritage.

[emvasst3]

I love this god damn puppet more then my extended family.

[focusdoug]

@emvasst3 I would keep this a secret from them in case you're banished from thanksgiving dinner.