Rocket Surgeon - No More Heroes - #1 Jeane

[Konkfan7]

Play this with metaknights theme from super star on another tab.

EPIC!

[R1DDL3RS]

This + Razer Orcas = Eargasm.

[MrLovelystitch]

Sounds like a duel to the death in an odd nightmare.

[olah547]

It would be cool if jeane made a guest apperance in a tekken game she would sweep the floor against jin ( i don't play tekken that often).

[Konkfan7]

I just noticed. Listen closely. The main beat kinda sounds like violectrysis and moments like 1:50 reminds me of stop hanging djs.

[maggosh]

Thumbs up if you want Dark Star as a secret boss in the PS3 port of NMH2?

[c3uu3t425]

*been*

[c3uu3t425]

I FUC*ING HATED THE BATTLE AND THEME IT'S COMPLETLY STUPIT DARK STAR WOULD HAVE BEED WAYYYY BETTER

[AkumetsuLord]

@c3uu3t425 Just because you suck at it doesn't make it a bad fight, though Getting to fight Dark Star would have been cool

[c3uu3t425]

@AkumetsuLord what ever :p or in other word....meh

[GarlandFraser]

@c3uu3t425 Jean was kinda badass though, I loved the massive pivots she does.

[Valgaav19]

@c3uu3t425

BAWWWW

[guywithminigun]

they should have made Letz Shake a secret boss too

[kainon16]

I actually use the term "Rocket Surgery" in regular conversations. That, alongside whistling the NMH theme as I walk around school and reciting the opening at my lunch table.

[Grindshock]

I thought she was pretty easy >.> (in both sense of the word)

[qhill7]

Love this song so much, I would die on purpose to listen to it again!

[cis175]

@xXDevistaterXx plus so did dark star for not getting to fight at all

[StevenSpielberg1994]

"All your sorrows end today, Jeane!"

[burnoutpro15]

@StevenSpielberg1994 "Good night...Travis..."

[vincent6724]

holy christ on a m*********ing cracker she was hard on bitter. i tried to fight her not three hours ago got my ass handed to her on a silver platter.

[FuzzyforGears]

She kicked my ass on bitter lol

[Neekerisanni123]

DAMN this song is catchy. O_o Even catchier than Margaret's theme...

[burnoutpro15]

@Neekerisanni123 WRONG!!!! (Lex Luthor voice)

[TheSuperEricWarshot]

@Neekerisanni123 ......nah

[OblivionEssence]

@Neekerisanni123 I think it's the best theme in all of No More Heroes.

[OmegaChosen0]

Hey hey just read what Rocket Surgeon Means

It is more or less a sotisficated Dumbass....Travis?

[enken87]

I like how you gave this ost an actual ending. Works perfectly

[burnoutpro15]

DAMMIT I CAN'T HIT THIS BITCH!

[InvictusSheath]

So, you know that manga Miyuki? The Japanese one? Well, its just like that.

I laughed so damn hard when she proceeded to describe a scenario that is in absolutely no way remotely similar to Miyuki.

[JanembaJanemba]

So i dizzied her, grabbed her, and she got a free hit from my grab event.

How does that work?

DAMN YOU SUDAAA!! XD

[supermariosonica]

@JanembaJanemba she's a martial artist so she can counter all your grabs

[TheAceAcetate]

@JanembaJanemba MMA, man.

[burnoutpro15]

JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T HIT THIS BITCH!

[Waluiginumberone]

I love the amount of fourth-wall-breakage in this game. XD

[LysergXlll]

playing this in my head during school...

[Stiglitz51]

"Time for you to rest Jeane."

[6thhokagephil]

Anyone else getting a serious spyro feeling? Well, Spyro on crack feeling

[Asujoll]

@6thhokagephil This is what Toasty's battle theme should have been. Keep his old theme in the Gnorc Gnexus and give this to him.

[Gohauld]

@6thhokagephil now that you mention it... it REALLY does sound a little like Spyro O.o

[holymeteor]

@6thhokagephil Dark Spyro? :3

[6thhokagephil]

@holymeteor Mayhaps.

[holymeteor]

@6thhokagephil *murders Gaul for being an ass* Yep, definitely fits as the power almost turns him into Malefor's heir.

[Foilsdown]

@6thhokagephil this is all pyro hears from tf2

[corjonbett]

I think Dark Star was hired by Sylvia to pretend he was Travis's father, knowing that Jeane would come for him... He tries to make Travis remember what the whole scheme was about, after all...

[corjonbett]

Come on, I'm the last one!

Her other taunt is definitely spoilers... I can't say it straight. Shift the letters back one...

J Ljmmfe znps qbsfout. Zpv nvtu cf cvsojoh vq xjui sbhf...

[TheRealMisterDerp]

@corjonbett ...?

[Snipertoaster]

@corjonbett ...wut?

[corjonbett]

@Snipertoaster J= I L=K A=Z... Do I need to spell it out for you? It's a huge spoiler, and I'd probably get flamed if I came out and said it.

[Snipertoaster]

@corjonbett Ohh... I knew that. I've deciphered it, and it says: "I.. *gunshot*". Sorry, that is a spoiler. I understand.

[Foilsdown]

@corjonbett HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THAT JEANE IS TRAVIS SISTER AND MR SIR HENRY MOTHERFUCKER IS HIS TWIN BROTHER?

[awsomeyoshi2]

@Foilsdown

But of course darling

[TomahawkmanExe0]

@Foilsdown SPOILERS, ASSHOLE!

(Has beaten the game several times, and really doesn't give a shit. Just had to make the obligitory 'Bitch At The Guy Who States The Spoiler Everyone Already Knows' comment.)

[dimentiorules]

@dobadobadooo Yep.

[marthedge]

just an opinion about the description, dark star should have been fought just before jeane, and a checkpoint reached after you defeat dark star, followed by jeane coming up and killing him and the next fight commencing...

THAT would have at least done dark star some justice

[dimentiorules]

@marthedge It would also be cool if he came back in NMH3.

[marthedge]

@dimentiorules it would have to be a prequel, or he would have a connection to one of the other characters in said prequel, and I have doubts that him and Henry are related (assuming Henry is the main character in the next one, if not another assassin)

[dimentiorules]

@marthedge Actually, it doesn't have to be a prequel. Destroyman and Letz Shake came back, so why not Dark Star?

[marthedge]

@dimentiorules

good point, if Destroyman and Letz shake can get sliced in half, why not dark star from a simple puncture?

[The13thRobo]

@marthedge because he got his balls crushed while simultaneously being ass-penetrated. there's no getting up from that.

[marthedge]

@The13thRobo

then I guess I'll quote alone in the dark for dark star...

"YOU'RE NOT A MAN ANYMORE"

[theninjamandude]

i think we can all agree that Jeane was a far more fitting final boss than Jasper. i mean, Jeane is Travis' sister, she killed his mother and father, and she was rank one. and the moment when you kill her had an amazing impact. however, Jasper was just a lunatic 12-year old with rediculous attacks and character who killed Bishop because Travis apparently killed his father. now, if Jasper Batt senior was the final boss of the first game, that would've changed everything. just my honest opinion.

[vbhalo]

@theninjamandude

thanks i now understand where jasper batt juniors hatred comes from (i may sound stupid saying this) some of the missions ink-entertainment had you killing a pizza boss .... Lol im gonna have to check that out

[theninjamandude]

@vbhalo oh, no problem bro. Travis also apparently killed his two brothers as well. and you don't sound stupid at all.

[cis175]

@theninjamandude well darkstar was 1st rank but jeane killed him and uaa says when henry killed letz shake that no matter who killed their opponat can rank up or r u saying jeane some how surpassed travis by killing dark star (sry for grammer)

[SheamusFan2010]

@theninjamandude actually jaspers apparently a man whos very short but i dont believe that. and hold up i thought henry was the final boss of nmh 1

[theninjamandude]

@SheamusFan2010 well, i suppose Henry would technically be the final boss of the game. I just refer to Jeane as the final boss alot.

[DeathNoteShadowBlade]

Eargasmic.

[devilmanakira]

Come on, I'm the last one!

[badloose]

Sounds like Monster Hunter Tri Music

[dobadobadooo]

@MrMilo13 LOL, that'd be pretty awesome. :D

[CarmageddonHero]

JEANE FOR STREET FIGHTER 5 or 6 or what ever the fuck number there at.

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@CarmageddonHero They're probably at Street Fighter 2.

[hawkssuns08]

Jeane and Bad Girl were the hardest bosses for me. Their last phases are pure HELL! Henry and all the guy bosses were pathetically easy though. All the bosses had great music though especially this one!

[dimentiorules]

@dobadobadooo

Yep.

[timeparadox888]

Oh crap...

My grandma's name is Jeanne.

[yamis1brother]

@timeparadox888 :O

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@timeparadox888 I guess you could say, this is a.....*Takes shades off* TIME PARADOX. *Insert "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"*

[yamis1brother]

This fight is so damn easy it's practically laughable.

[dobadobadooo]

The only one who dislikes this is the ball-less Dark Star and his three accounts.

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@dobadobadooo Again, please stop the horrible disease called "X didn't like this for Y Reason." comments.

[dobadobadooo]

@ConfusedAndAwesome When did I say anything like that? I fucking LOVE NMH, I'm just saying Jeane seems like a character straight out of Street Fighter IV.

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@dobadobadooo I was responding to your "X hates this video" comment.

[dobadobadooo]

@ConfusedAndAwesome Oh, I totally forgot about that. LOL

[robochick124]

iz wanna fightz a DRAGON YAAAY LOLZ!

[Mastajelly]

@robochick124 thats what u got renji for in NMH2 for haha

[CarmageddonHero]

@Mastajelly Ryuji*

[Mastajelly]

@CarmageddonHero thank you haha 

[MilesTMicro]

None the less this was a hella epic game

[StitchV2]

"I'm a Brain Surgeon"

"Brain Surgery?....it's not Rocket Science though is it?"

"I'm a Rocket Surgeon so both of you STFU!"

[mariotaz]

I didn't really like this Boss fight. Was too annoying. But the theme is good

[Heatseaker19]

@mariotaz I thot it was pretty cool how she dodged every single attack you made if you attacked her when she was not vulnerable.

[yamis1brother]

@mariotaz I didn't like this fight for how easy it was. Just keep spamming low charged attacks and Jeane will die without you taking a single hit.

[mariotaz]

@yamis1brother

I did XD It's even in my recently uploaded videos. Couldn't be bothered to figure out how to fight her properly. It's just not very fun to do though

[yamis1brother]

@mariotaz I know. It's so repetitive and boring.

[leviathan1173]

"Damn it Smithers, it's not rocket science it's brain surgery!"

[SirSomeguy]

@leviathan1173 Or in this case, "Damn it Travis, this isn't brain science, it's rocket surgery!"

[fischbachproductions]

whoa... THIS IS INTENSE!!! my third favorite theme in the series. and Jeane is BADASS

[SpikeyJamez]

I find No More Heroes music waaaaay better then NMH2, it sucks that Masafumi Takada has to leave Grasshopper Manufacture, he is the best music composer in the gaming industry.

[gagegreenfox]

are you considered good if you can beat No More Heroes on mild without dieing?

[slickmonmon13]

@gagegreenfox FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! are you serious? Good is like the dude who can beat Jasper batt junior without recieving any damage on Bitter mode in desperate struggle!

but i guess it would be impressive if you never died with an unupgraded blood berry!

[gagegreenfox]

@slickmonmon13 that's wat I did. the only one I had problem with was Shinobu.

[Stiglitz51]

@gagegreenfox i beat the game on bitter without dying. id say trying to beat the second one the same way is alot harder. you'll definetely need full stats seeming as a few of the bosses are really hard to do becuase of their cheapness

[GamebirdSP]

@slickmonmon13 I call Rule 32 on this: Video or your just an ass clown :3

[kingjcare121]

@slickmonmon13 you my freind have not met omegaevolution

[dobadobadooo]

Thumbs up if you want to see Jeane in the next Street Fighter game!:D

[FrankEast99]

@dobadobadooo that'd be sweet

[lordoYYH255]

Wow that must feel weird to love a girl then like 10 years later you find out she's your half sister

[DarkSeraphim02]

@lordoYYH255 I think the awkwardness would wear off fast when you realize she intends to kill you.

Given that bombshell, and then finding out a short while later that Henry was his brother and Sylvia was Henry's wife, it's no wonder he said "i'm gonna need shock therapy after this!"

[empyreanlc]

oh man, I'd forgotten how great No More Heroe's music is.

[DMSwordsmaster]

I still wonder what it would be like to actually fight Dark Star.

I predict an epic fight of mega cliche-parody-ness.

[Bowserslave]

@DMSwordsmaster

the only thing that could come close to the dark star fight would probably be Ryuji in the second game

[DMSwordsmaster]

@Bowserslave I know .-.

[Windclaw]

How did 3 people miss the Like button!?!

[empyreanlc]

@Windclaw

they were Dark Star, Letz Shake, and Helter Skelter fanboys :0

[eduardorpg64]

Hell, I watched this battle here on youtbe (I dont have the game). Crap, travis won with jeane's punch piercing his ribcage. I would love seeing the expression of whoever doctor had to operate him.

[radwalrus]

Am I the only on who finds it FANTASTIC that the last boss shares the same name as the protagonist's cat?

[FrankEast99]

@radwalrus i know i had never played the game and so i thought ur cat turned human and was your sister!

[DJVirgoNeun]

"What if the game gets delayed. You don't want it to become No More Heroes Forever, do you?"

[Bloodyidit]

@DJVirgoNeun

oh god, i just got that!

Duke Nukem Forever.

[The13thRobo]

@DJVirgoNeun ...I just realized. DID JEANE MAKE A DUKE NUKEM FOREVER REFERENCE?!

[DJVirgoNeun]

@The13thRobo Beats me

[STOOPIDTIME]

@The13thRobo Yes, yes she did. Leaving in a half hour to pick mine up. :)

HAIL TO THE KING

[TheJJStrife]

Even when that game's finally been released, that line is STILL funny as all hell!

[burnoutpro15]

@DJVirgoNeun SECOND BEST LINE IN THE GAME. (First is Mister Sir Henry motherfucker xD)

[yamis1brother]

Jeane is hot. 

[64Commodus]

Man, Jeane is hot. She can kick me around anytime....but not stick her hand in my ribcage, that would kinda suck.

[Reoko77]

ya know, when i was fighting her, i didnt feel right. sword versus fists, unfair ya know... but when she threw the first punch and knowed me senceless, i was like 'ok bitch, your sexy ass is MINE NOW!'

[TheBlackFireX]

out of all the weapons that the bosses use in the original no more heroes, which would u use in a battle? i personally would use Death Metal's Orange II.

[yamis1brother]

@TheBlackFireX I would use Henry's Vosmir.

[redmage2000]

@TheBlackFireX In all honesty despite all the cool weapons and gadgets everyone has I might actually pick Bad Girl's bat. That or Dr. Peace's golden revolvers.

[Brokarrr]

@TheBlackFireX I like Harvey's Magic Double Saber. I'd use Vosmir if not for the four small beams that emit from the hilt; that just seems kind of annoying to use.

[transformer333]

@Brokarrr On the Vosimir, you can turn those small blades off.

[Brokarrr]

@transformer333 Wat

>Check Sudawiki

Well butter my dick and call me toast, you're right. Then again, the question was regarding the bosses in the original game, so the Cross Sword still doesn't have retractable blades. And come to think of it, if it counted as a weapon, Jeane's punching skill wouldn't be too bad either.

[CreationsFlare]

I think It should go from Sweet > Bitter > Dried. :P

[UltimateZ5]

I think I noticed a few of the tinkering sounds from Destroyman's theme in this song. I wonder if this song contains parts of other boss themes...

[freak8Out]

@UltimateZ5

i also hear stuff from speed buster and death metal's theme

[Brokarrr]

I'm pretty sure where this song's title comes from: The two popular sayings "It's not rocket science" and "It's not brain surgery" are often mixed up in a verbal mistake or for comedic effect, making "It's not rocket surgery".

[StrikeWarlock]

@Brokarrr Words of the wise

[BEASLAND000]

@Brokarrr "It's not a rocket brain"

[MrTwister9571]

@Brokarrr either that or google translate f**ked up

[WegetsignalWHAT]

Best boss fight ever. In my opinion.

[reiz20]

I liked this battle and it's theme, i don't care if she was easy in every mode, it is an awesome fight!

[Raxer21]

@reiz20 No, i refuse to believe she was easy, when i was first playing that bitch would rape me so badly. I need to go pull up this game again >.>, ive been playing the sequel for so long o_o

[gooddarkjedi]

travis is tiger and jeane is kitty.

[Jaffersin]

@dobadobadooo Sadly since she's in three parts I don't think she can do much street fighting that way.

[SithArmyKnife]

I wished there was a mode after Bitter: Sour.

[onaligan]

jeane its the cat!! :o

[XadioEXE]

@onaligan Travis named his Cat after Jeane

[0mgitzchris]

Jeane beats Jasper in every way, shape and form. My favorite boss in both games, I love everything about this fight, music included.

[keybearer26]

travis: sir motherfuckin' henry just ran off!!

[ShinyComics]

For a last boos, the dificulty was lame, but the visuals and setting was amazing

[axel170691]

She isn't the last boss

[whiteking2f2]

if you're going to say that henry is the last boss, don't. hidden bosses don't count as final bosses, no matter how epic.

[happsider]

@whiteking2f2 Well, doesn't it say "view REAL ending" when you're saving the game at the end?

[whiteking2f2]

@happsider what of it? you still have to unlock the REAL ending. the final boss of a linear story (i.e. No More Heroes) is the last boss that the story itself leads up to. the reason why Henry doesn't count as the "final boss" is because it is possible to not fight him. take a game like...any 2D sonic game. if you don't find all 7 chaos emeralds, then you beat eggman in the last zone, and then it's over. then after the credits, it will say "Try Again" as if you didn't really win at all.

[burra007]

it just that we don't realize it because, who kills jeane without buying all the beam katanas?

[whiteking2f2]

@burra007 what? no, you fight henry after finding all of the 50 wrestling masks.

[axel170691]

@whiteking2f2 No, you fight Henry if you get the Tsubaki MK-III

It doesn't matter if you get all the masks or not (because i didn't)

[whiteking2f2]

@axel170691 really? I found all 50 on my first run through, so i kinda assumed it was what triggered the fight with Henry. because like burra said, i bought mkIII as soon as it was available, and grinded for cash to get the expansions. which masks didn't you find? may i take a guess that they are the ones leading up to letz shake?

[axel170691]

@whiteking2f2 Been a while since i played, i think i missed one with Holly Summers near the shack, and with Bad Girl too.

And yeah you may be right with the Letzshake ones.

[whiteking2f2]

@axel170691 yeah, it's been awhile since i played, too, so i can barely remember where they are, but i remember spending quite some time looking for the ones with letz shake (i only saved after i made sure i had everything, so when i realized i missed some, i restarted and scoured). the first one will make you kick yourself. you have walk toward the camera to find it.

[whiteking2f2]

@axel170691 the other two hidden ones are around the exit. instead of moving onward to the cutscene, hug the walls of the room, and you will find them. i'm going to guess that the one you missed for holly is the one at the very beginning. instead of moving forward toward the barbed wire fences, follow the wave line backwards. it will be guarded by gunmen and brawlers. hope that helps.

[XadioEXE]

@axel170691 you fight henry if you pick the real ending

[burra007]

she's the final boss, henry is the one who we usually call true final boss or superboss

[hangenent]

yes but thats because the game developers had not enough time to make the game, so the final part of the game wasnt that great

[Porygonluva]

Dude, stfu and enjoy the music.

[HydroAlexis]

lulz

[ghostinthesystem]

You know, despite the fact that not one thing in the ten messages you've said is spelt right/intelligent, the sad thing is that one incorrect phrase I used in what was supposed to be a compliment was enough to send you flying off on this little tangent of yours.

Thank you for proving that fanboys are just as rational as normal members of society.

(NOTE: Since you obviously have some severe mental disorder, I think it's only fair to tell you that that was sarcasm.)