TotalBiscuit casts a Reddit post

[xXxAntorxXx]

Herp. There, I just wanted to ruin the 1337 comment counter. Cause I'm a bitch.

[Crazyarchie1]

@xXxAntorxXx your a bitch

[Irtehdar]

TB can read anything and make it sound awesome.

He should do childrens books.

I would buy a TB reading of Winnie the Poo and the honeytree.

[shockraid1]

LOL at 2:35



[w4vezf9a]

You're crazy. I love crazy.

[56jackjack]

holy shit

[TheOriginalTraz64]

at 5:00 i took off my head phones



[johndoe7033]

CAN SOMEONE MAKE A VIDEO TUT ON HOW TO POST ON REDDIT?? I'm completely new to it so...

[chaklong]

@johndoe7033

Register a account. Top right on reddit, "submit a link"

Click it.

[jgiubardo]

Anyone want more? sc_joke_explainer (a novelty account of day9) asked tb to repeat his performance and tb started sc_jazz_explainer. Its pretty funny. Although he has decided to change his technique using a relaxing tone with smooth jazz its still pretty funny. cynicalbrit(dot)com/audio/jazz­explainer1(dot)mp3

[ImLegend932]

priceless! 

[Merry123ish]

Reason why Day9 is so good, he is both a colour-commentator and play by play.

[TheManthe1000]

That was wonderful.

[Teronsuke]

Things like this are why I find my thoughts speaking in the voice and mannerisms of TotalBiscuit. HE'S INSIDE MY HEAD!

[AshWattBoy]

TB should cast the very hungry caterpillar.

[alukardFE]

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[CommanderSnowball]

TB, you should be a voice actor in a kids animated movie.

[shadow9t6]

"THIS IS HOW THE SPORTCASTING WORKS! 101!... I'm not reading out the URL's, thats just silly" Pissed myself :D

[Cjbuddy09]

Your neighbors must just LOVE you TB...

[effoffutube]

I approve of your viewpoint on this subject.

[RosecrantzTheSpy]

Wait what? How did I not subscribe to you already? No wonder I never see your videos in my feed...

[stankopk]

This is what TB did: Wached some SC2 matches , didn't like the way comentators bla bla bla about what players will probably do before they do it , disliked it , became great comentator.Thank you mr. Bain :)

[fablefate8]

i felt like i just watched a awesome football(soccer) match

[Nightmare24102006]

@fablefate8 And the equivalent of the GG is like hearing them scream GOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

[a7chemist]

The funny thing is when i hear ANY type of excitement in Idras voice during a cast i get SUPER excited and drawn further into the game. When i hear you get excited its just like meh...whatever.

[lurkattak]

I find it hard to masturbate at the same pace of your speech

[Umba]

TB, I was waiting for the GG at the end!

[cras17]

When he read to the bottom of the page I reached for my scoll wheel to continue haha.

[Lawyer2Junkie]

Well done

[Hamster2193]

this was so epic :D

[swbfguide]

TB should be a microsoft voice. =]

[NekrisuWorufu]

This is hilarious

[kenybadi]

TB's best answer to all haters and trolls .

[christofer666]

Not really sure why but I love how he said "WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER"

As some have said already, if TB did an audiobook I'd buy it, no matter what it was about.

[x1c3x]

"that is quite exhausting

HAH"

awesome

[TheRealMaxion]

I could never talk as fast as TB.

[cairobaby7]

"We have to go DEEEPER"

[FourthPersonView]

Mind blown.

'nuff said.

[DarkVelvet55]

You don't have to be perfect. Just awesomely entertaining like TB!! Btw I'm curious about what u look like noe

[Zandonus]

Anti-spoiler comment.

[elhaten]

TB average WPM: OVER 9000!!!

[TMNTleo]

Kill it with your awesome

[Shredow2]

@TMNTleo Does TB like feathers?

[TMNTleo]

@Shredow2 He loves birds X3

[Sebastianin2010]

"*Ahem*,  meeh meeh meeeehh"

[Atselmya]

This was bad.

[BRockBRollBU]

i think my brain just melted

[MajorBis]

I just have a picture in my head right now of TB screaming at his computer in a public library, and everyone staring at him, for some odd reason...

[ManSubhu]

Err. I watch starcraft to improve my game. I also have no problem with a caster calling GG early because it makes it 1,000,000 times more awesome when they are wrong.

[SheepFreak2]

tb's voice has so much energy!

[pretentiousname01]

I got this feeling that the writer is mojo jojo. Or maybe its a combination of the writing and the voice.

[4daystoriseagainst]

over the past couple days my right speaker was starting to die so it was making that buzzing noise when things got to loud, then at the literal end of the comment TB was reading my right speaker goes POP and dies. That's one way to fix you speaker buzzing

[Jayremy89]

nah i think saying they are screwed is fine so that people who aren't actually in the map game itself as a spectator, can tell when exactly the game turned and why at the most crucial moment.

Most people who watch SC2 actually have an idea of how its played, whether they can play is different, and if they don't know they are soon to learn, after enough viewing.

So them just saying that was a crucial moment of the map then *lips shut* not saying why, is no better, it would req a replay to show.

[Jayremy89]

@Jayremy89 Because explaining the map after its all done, and nobody has a clear visual on whats going on are going to be hard to go back and remember and emphasize on that.

For example, a bad micro mistake, you can't see that unless your watching, so its best to let us all know how bad it is, what exactly it was at the moment of occurance, not after the match possibly 10+ minutes later where viewers may not remember well.

[SIMPLERTHEBEST]

rofl i lol'd

[Zangetsurai]

You could read us a childrens book involving pink ponies and rainbows and make it sound exciting.

[LeviathanZr6]

Speak! Baby puppy!

[Aporia0]

Aww.. Headache xD I prefer Idra =)

[MTWEmperor]

ROFL The example of Idra's "commentary" given contains nothing but clicking and bashing. THAT's the analysis you are all crooning over? Idra maybe a good player (I think he's an arrogant elitist ass regardless from what I've seen) but that was NOT commentating, granted again he was playing but TERRIBLE example of his commentating.

[vegetto1334]

hahaha i swore he was gonna say goaaaaaaaaaaal at the end of that

[tishihara1994]

Dude have you ever stuttered before? Not even once?

[Infernox00700]

If he recorded an audio book, I don't care what it is, I would listen to it.

[bobobofan10]

@Infernox00700 Twilight? 

[Infernox00700]

@bobobofan10 Err.. that's pushing it... haha

[b1ueblade]

@Infernox00700 Harry potter (TotalHalibut edition)

[Inject3on]

TB=Best commentator of all time.

[sor3999]

What's funny is that Idra pretty much agreed with what TB said despite all the lamers in that thread.

[ShintoCross1]

Was that Ace Combat?

[TheGahta]

@ShintoCross1  Thanks found it. Its from Ace Combat 5, Ghosts of Razgriz.

[TheGahta]

Does anyone know the name of the song that he chooses? It sounds awesome^^

[roadkill1001]

Epic.

[mastershakeaq]

He needs to read a book to us like this...

[Aikionen]

That's it! Kill your voice for our entertainment!

[papercityboys]

This was so beautiful that I started to cry from joy mid-way through it. Oh TB, I love you.

[RIGUY75]

You should sell Shammwows.

[Spart117cdc]

LOL!! While you were at 1:58 I was loading another TB video..

Who is more-EPIC!!- often then not.

Lol :>

[MadMadsGamer]

Now im all pumped up! OH YEA!

[N1ghtStalkerNL]

5:16 epic silence followed by.....

[Wardhogje]

Amen

[ChivalrysDownfall]

Part of sports and i guess esports is predicting who will win....That's why people place bets or switch to a new game when the Colts are up by 33 with 5 minutes to go....Love you TB but I disagree.

[acceleratedjoe]

@ChivalrysDownfall Yes, but the play-by-play caster doesn't tell you what to guess.

[ChivalrysDownfall]

@acceleratedjoe That's true.

[DeathRevenant7]

LOL TB broke his voice

[DeathRevenant7]

How do you not breath that long!?!

[danaxandstuff]

@DeathRevenant7 breathing is for mortals

[slowfire1]

Mind = blown

[JCLarsson]

downfall best Children of Bodom song ever!!!!

[skiisgood]

i saw this live

[snowypanda93]

I'd love to see TB do eurovision haha

[TheMyuts]

@Dyllon11 no ur not alone

[casseerole]

What just happened

[Dyllon11]

Am I the only one that would probably watch TB commentate anything?

[ssinn5]

THIS is why TB is so awesome. His inherent ability to turn a 3000 word essay on watching paint dry into a on-the-edge-of-your-seat entertaining piece is why I watch his videos.

[Rel1369]

I don't watch the shout-craft videos because i don't play nor understand the game, but this just shows the TB can be very entertaining just reading a page of words that is about commentating games but not commentating an actual game!!!

[ddstar]

tb is a douche

[99011222]

... his voice made me cry .... tears of blood

[Killercomma]

wow only TB could make something that would have otherwise been boring so exsiting that i cheer at the end

[Deathwolfasdude]

This is probably the first time i heard TB say ''Fuck''

[Zerasad]

This reminds me of Dot Dot Dot

[ryanexsus]

Idra is a faggot and a pussy for rage quitting all the time. His voice sounds like he got beat up by his grandma for about 10 years and he has no balls.

[HugRunner]

When TotalBiscuit can make a reddit comment sound reasonable and interesting, he must be pro.

[razorbill21]

Wow....this.......this is GODLIKE

[othersideofjeff]

"I'm not reading out the URL that's silly..." lmao

[sxaosinz]

that was badass

[SeanFerrol]

It's like Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler all over again.

[Freecell82]

I like how you violated reddiquette by downvoting him for no reason. Not cool.

[blizzardtube11]

coming this summer

[ilovepoptartslikwoa]

epic!



[Shadowf118]

I like idra commentating... he knows what he is talking about.

[stordakilla]

That hurt my BRAINS!



[RyukaNavali]

amg, i can feel my brain slowly melting due to glee as i listen to this.... O.o

<333

[gopoke]

You know what's sad? I was watching itmeJP and the pros basically were making fun and dismissing what TB said. I don't agree with everything TB said, but it's an issue that the Pro's aren't taking a real look at what TB said. :|

[arvetis]

TB, you used an apostrophe in the possessive its :(

[Deadlywhite]

I think I just died from laughter xD

[shadowcivs]

YES!!!!!!!!!

[TheTyukodi]

This captured my interest wholly with a wide variety of colorful synonyms and language

[Mralec007]

5:10 head explodes

[Blueblox321]

IdrA actually knows the game really well that is why people like his casting. Some people just like his commentating better than let's say yours. I find your commentating to casual, you find IdrA's way of casting borring. I do not know why you made this video! If you have advice or an opinion on IdrA's casting style this is not a good way to go about it. I am sure you must have good connections, so why do you not write him an email. you are a IGN representative! This is unprofessional!

[evan13579b]

@Blueblox321

Idra is actually a terrible caster and a terrible human being. You are also a terrible human being for being an Idra fan.

[Blueblox321]

@evan13579b gg troll....... gg......

[evan13579b]

@Blueblox321

What? Seriously examine your conscience if you are a fan of Idra.

[RyukaNavali]

@evan13579b idra rage=<3

[evan13579b]

@RyukaNavali

Nope, its just stupid, as are his fans. Theres no reason to like him or his BM other than that its popular and that he has such powerful friends that he never gets treated like he deserves.

Its a Good Ol' boy network, and you are just a fawning retarded wannabe.

[RyukaNavali]

@evan13579b lol, you misinterpreted my love of idra rage. I simply like it because its hilarious how much he QQs and rages. I am no fawning retard. Thank you for being so kind. Overly opinionated nobodies like you make the internet such a grand place. ^^

[evan13579b]

@RyukaNavali

You're walking a fine line sir! I feel he has overdone it. As the internet police I'm asking you to back down!

[RyukaNavali]

@evan13579b lmao! Oh I'm very sorry officer! I shall never cause a ruckus again! XD <333

[Blueblox321]

@evan13579b I am a IdrA fan. He is a AMAZING player and I model my Zerg after his. What else do you want me to say. I called you a troll because you are saying idra is terrible and so am I for being a fan of his.

[evan13579b]

@Blueblox321

He is not amazing. He wins but usually in a straightforward and relatively boring manner.

And he is a terrible person. That should be not rewarded. So you are calling me a troll?

He calls people who have good results terrible all the time. So I can call Idra a terrible player regardless of his results. This is his logic. Your retarded hero.

[skalvar]

@evan13579b "He wins but usually in a straightforward and relatively boring manner." "So I can call Idra a terrible player regardless of his results. " thats not Logic.

[evan13579b]

@skalvar

Those are obviously out of context. Are you an Idra fan?

[Blueblox321]

@evan13579b I think his BM is funny to be honest. He is best NA right now doing normal standard builds. he does not win of random stuff like Spaniswa. And lately he hasn't been too BM in the beta he would rage up a storm but now he just says his play style is bad. I think you are just one of the many people who can't stand BM even though they do it. I used to hate IdrA too btw! until I stopped listening to Husky and switched to day9.

[evan13579b]

@Blueblox321

He has been ridiculously BM recently towards cruncher.

Its not funny. Its always meanspirited and robotic. He is so ridiculously predictable.

Its not funny, and people like you encourage it.

[Blueblox321]

@evan13579b I never encouraged his BM. I do not support the bm so what am I suppost to do hate on idra to make him stop BMing!? he is going to do it anyways might as well laugh at it. hatting wont help shit!

[evan13579b]

@Blueblox321

Laughing at it encourages it dude. How can you not see that? Not only does it encourage it in him it encourages others to do it as well.

Of course what you and everyone else does, says, and believes matters. What you are stating is just absurd.

[Blueblox321]

@evan13579b I am not Commenting about IdrA's BM at all my initial comment was about TB's unprofessional with this video. Plus idra who cares he bm's cant you shrug it off? I mean com'n 

[evan13579b]

@Blueblox321

I care obviously. And since it proves him to be a whiny little bitch you should care too as being his fan makes you look bad if one looks at things objectively.

[98smithg]

@Blueblox321 Spaniswa is the way zergs are going, idra is to unorgional to come up with any playstyle that defines him

[Blueblox321]

@98smithg To be honest IMO I think IdrA's syle is better than spaniswa and IdrA's playstyle is more "Save" and should be used more but thats my opinion. I am pretty sure IdrA will crush Spaniswa anyday of the week.

[98smithg]

@Blueblox321 I don't think good starcraft play is 'safe' good play is not being about to click your mouse 300 times a minute or macro off 5 hatches perfectly and spread your creep quicker than the next guy. Good play is about making those split second decisions those leaps of faith, Idra has good mechanics but i have yet to see any real skill from him

[Blueblox321]

@98smithg Yeah I agree with you but the things you just named are mechanics not really a style.

July - super aggressive style

Spaniswa - defensive style

IdrA - Save (not being to over greedy, but JUST getting enough)

The reason I do not think Spaniswa's style is good is because if his opponent FE and sees he is going spaniswa style the opponent can just expand again giving him the lead in econ.

IdrA's style consists of staying alive till I have enough units to kill you.

[Kuti210]

@Blueblox321 Spaniswa get late gas to earn more money for early harrass... how that make him a DEFENSIVE player?

July is playing star2? Holyshit man, send me a url please! Its my fav sc player...

[Blueblox321]

@Kuti210 Spaniswa is a defensive player. July plays in GSL and NASL on Gomtv(Dot)net and Justintv(Dot)com/NASLseasonone

[sor3999]

@Blueblox321 People like his casting because they look to it for coaching. Possibly a rare nugget of wisdom that will improve their game. Or if you're just bad at the game you think anything he says could be useful. There are some people out their that think casting is coaching. I don't know about you, but I do not watch football on TV to learn how to play better.

[XIXMagnuXIX]

@Blueblox321 thank you

[jwinston33]

AMA!

[Killer390]

TB: "Kill everything they have."

Marine: "Yes, sir."

[Wookiebeard]

TB (in my opinion) is one of the best SC2 casters due to his energy and ability to make the games feel so epic. It's that high energy that keeps people (like myself) interested in the game. That along with the fact that TB is funny and can add humor to the mix to create a great game makes him an amazing SC2 caster.

[CianCQ]

@Wookiebeard Indeed. Being a fairly good player I can easily understand a game when I watch one, the caster is really only there to make it entertaining. Then again the ones complaining are the 'pros' viewers, then again, why do they need someone to tell them what's going on if they're so good...

[MrMoo7]

Lol preemptive GGs, offensive in both casting and the actual game.

[TheMeta88]

TB is so awesome he can commentate a comment and WIN!

I think TB could take morgan freemans place as awesome voiceover guy!

[Ratm91]

TB is a terrific caster and is great for SC2 as an e-sport.

If you want education and analysis (and still loads of entertainment) there's always Day[j] for that.

g.g.

[Lizard0911]

i LOL ed through out this.

[sebc2s]

I couldn't possibly agree more. I don't consider myself a casual, but I absolutely HATE it when casters start saying "I really don't see what he can do from here" for the next 10 minutes. I'm pretty sure everybody knows the game is over, but sitting there droning on about how fucked the guy is, is super boring. TB has got everything right here.

[CheldogVideos]

I just wanted to say that while I was watching this, as you hit the climax of the last paragraph, a massive boom of thunder shook my apartment. It was glorious.

[FinalFayt1]

Anyone else think it would be Hilarious if AvO popped up and Unknowngamer started singing?

[ccfreakMetal]

Amazing

[srdjanobradovic66]

i don't know much about commentating but i would rather listen to idra's analysis than casting like this

[sahar123321]

hahaahahaha awesome

and i wow i thought that i was just one of a few people that watch starcraft without even ever playing the game, guess not

TB you are epic, and i demand some love back or ill eat my own nose.

[Argentknight16]

love the ending

[kkotd1]

Amazing, simply amazing...

[alexandervlad]

Yes! voice a GPS!

[jakb17]

i can just imagine this this with expostulation

[Stonewall337]

TB, partner with TomTom/garmin to voice a GPS. I'd buy it just for the 'You were supposed to turn LEFT there you idiot"

[SpackAssOnline]

@Stonewall337 DO WANT. Do it faggot xD