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  • well, some gaelic subtitles would be nice...

  • Its really funny... but I need subtitles in few parts of this shit ... english is my third language lads

  • fuck call centres and fuck working at them! call centres are like doing time. 

  • I liked the bit where the man shouted

  • bloody hell

  • FARQUHAR!

  • This video is very funny; I was actually married to a Farquhar once - if this is not a good reason for divorce .............

  • OMG funny funny funny..... 

  • oh why did i move here

  • what scottish accents that its fuckin crap  am from GLASGOW

  • the force is strong with this like bar it is

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  • this was very funny try to make another

  • Ahh.. brings me back to the time I worked in call centre for BT-Yahoo broadband run by a company just outside of Dublin... Dear God, every call from a Scotsman was an adventure - imagine the same conversation as in the video but trying to explain configuring a router..

  • So god damn funny. I think I just pissed my self

  • Magic I bide in Finzean

  • Rubbish.

  • It proves that Indian always rock and you always fool americans.

  • im scottish and proud

  • she sounds like the woman from that old game where you had to run a hospital.

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  • Lol this got me rolling. Bless you Scotland cant wait to visit some day :)

  • @soukupb Me too! Hysterical!

  • Fake!

  • hahahhaha, i love it!!!!

  • Giggle

  • all ye yances prances about with your heads full of eyeballs!!

  • why is everyone who actually calls a call center such a douchbag

  • @NorwegicusOnAStick not likely!!!

  • this is the same way all advisors should behave.they shouldnt release the call.make fun of the customer if he is sarcastic respond in the same manner.and then disconnect the call.

  • hahahahHAHAHAHAH BRILLIANT!

  • i love there voice hahaahaah !!! lol

  • I love the Scottish XD

  • finzean? Figgen?! XD

  • this obviously is scripted not a phone call anyone who says otherwise is a complete dipshit

  • Love the pics :D

  • good old great brtiain

  • It's spelt CENTRE not Center

  • @omegadeep no....

  • The phone is sexy 

  • Im doing a project on telecoms and call centres for school project and it would be great if I could get a copy of this.

    Thanks again mate , keep up the good work

  • hahaha! this is so so funny! =)

  • sounds like franky boil a bit

  • I'm proud to be Scottish! That is hilarious lmao!

    " Whats it like at your call centre?''

    '' It's quite a nice day.''

    '' Rubbish! I have the bbc's weather up here, and it's clearly pishing it doon in Dunfermline!''

  • Oh shes desperate all right

  • FAKE. Her teeth are too perfect for an English bird.

  • That was dead amazing! I've got it on my ipod... omg lovin it!!

    " Please tell me your mother's maiden name."

    " Faquar."

    "Mr Duguit!"

    Lmao!!

  • LMAO! "Just whenever your'e ready." "I've STARTED!".

  • It's funny how a bunch of roughnecks will get a few beers in them and participate in some of the most physical games in the world...while wearing what the rest of the world considers a skirt.

  • Its a real story that a man was rejected by Saudia Arabia to accept as ambassador from a Continental Country because is name was "Akber Zaib" "Akber" means "the greatest and strongest" which usually refer to God and "Zaib" mean 'Dick". They sent the poor man back home when they saw his passport

  • very funny

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  • @MyDragonfli No shit. I'm glad you were able to recognize that...

  • very funny ! I loved .... hahahaha

  • lol hahahah xD

  • love it!

  • i really really like this...

  • this was amazing lol. I'm in tech support and have to ask people to spell stuff all the time, mostly because they're too quiet, never had an accent problem yet, but I'm sure I will.

  • hahaha this is funny well good thing the support service of 08000 mumdad is not like this they are very friendly

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Singaporean accent 4 the girl. lol

  • Pure dead brilliant !!

    Used to work in a Scottish Call Centre. Had same sorts of problems with the English pronunciations.

    Stevie J

  • T.H.A.T

  • Good work .. i really liked it hahaha

  • hahahahahah. all I did was laugh! very funny!!!

  • ahahahahahahahahahahah

  • lol..

    This is gold.

    I used to work in a call centre. Some people's past experiences often got them riled up. Can only say that I did my best and can only hope that I helped some poor bastards along the way.

    Best to just grow your own food me thinks ;)

  • FUCKIN LOL!!!

  • lol!

  • hahahahaha

    lol

  • awesome

  • awsum..

  • This is hilarious...

    LOL....

  • says the person who is most probably a poor chav who has to steal to feed his child he had when he was 13

  • Haha so true!.

  • @viperz888

    Here, dinna slag Scotland you fag ass bam... God, what a completee retard you are you absolute fucker

  • @viperz888

    Great video and idea

  • @viperz888 frankie boyle, is that you?

  • the ladies in a call center are not that cute... tho

  • trash

  • omg very funny...lol

  • OMG I were ROFL for ages! Brilliant!

  • Brilliant... never laughed so much in ages..... lol

  • Hahahaha... ah man this is great. I know someone (yes he's Scottish and quite proud of it) who sounds exactly like this so it's extra funny. AND to top it off we work in a call centre lol.

  • who isn't proud to be Scottish? lol

  • I'm proud!

  • @ScottishxPatriot well... me

  • @ScottishxPatriot

     Best thing to ever have happened in scotland is The Maid of Norway, Margrete av skottland. Surely! :p

  • @ScottishxPatriot If it's nae Scottish, it's crap! Now, set phasers to malky!

  • @ScottishxPatriot well non Scottish

  • This is even funnier if you've ever worked in a call center.

  • surely ti christ yi can spell 32?

    Brilliant!!

  • oh god tht was fuckin brilliant!"dear lord give me strength"

  • His name is Greg Gordon, he is one of a comedy group of 8, collectively known as the Flying Pigs. They are local to Aberdeen, Scotland and can be seen live there regularly.

  • @MistyNites thank you very much I've been trying to find out who he was :)

  • does anybody know who the bloke is, this is as funny as Hector Brocklebank, an absolute crack up roflmao.

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