Official Machete Trailer HD

[CaleHellyer1234567]

Oh my god you people are SO INCREDIBLY STUPID!!! This is a SEND UP of the old Grindhouse movies/trailers. To the morons who think it is extremely shit, you are not wrong, but you're morons because it is completely meant to be that way. And the the morons on the other side of the spectrum - who think it is 'good'. NO IT ISN'T. It REALLY is not meant to be. It is a mock send up of the Grindhouse genre. Look up this genre before you make uninformed comments.

[Tuathalful]

This trailer sucks arse compared to the original but mock trailer in an earlier Grindhouse movie.

[Willbe3D]

Whats the song called?

[TheSabbathStoned1969]

0:45 ahh where is this scene in the movie?

[haroldgar12]

this was the most FUCKING RETARDED movie i have ever seen. I rather sit in a room and watch a fucking Justin Beiber movie than this shit. That's how bad it was. I wouldn't recommend this shit movie on my worst enemy.

[romansoldierofhonor]

@haroldgar12 agreed. its a movie made by retarded as mexicans. what did you expect? they cant make a decent movie, but they still think this shit is soooo cool. lol it was cheesy as fuck. worst than watching ellen or something.

[Tuathalful]

@romansoldierofhonor You're a wanker. It's quite entertaining and better then much of the crap Hollywood typically produces.

[Tuathalful]

@haroldgar12 Justin Beiber? No accounting for taste I suppose, and you're probably 12 or 60+ yo lol.

[tingelegato]

What the hell happened to everyone involved in the making of this movie? No one was able to foresee what it would do for their careers? talk about a career limiting move for all involved.

[Tuathalful]

@tingelegato How so? Please substantiate? Or are just another racist American who can't stand seeing corrupt rich white getting their arses kicked by a brown skinned person? lol

[romansoldierofhonor]

@Tuathalful LMAO you must be a mexican. i have respectful mexican americn friends that agree that this movie it gay as fuck. this movie was made to boost the moral of illegal and racist mexicans.but in reality this type of shit will never happen. no matter how many dozens of babies you guys have your fat slob whorebags pop out of their enchilada pussy with guacomole slopped all over it, it wont happen. as a war vet, We americans have bled too much to make this country a better place.

[xCleverlyx]

@romansoldierofhonor lol quit ur faggot ranting

[romansoldierofhonor]

@xCleverlyx take your comment and shove it up your ass. no.. dont do that. you'd enjoy it because your gay.

[RenschHuisman]

0:55 LAPIDUSSS!!!

[mrsouthsidetx]

where is lindsay? :(

[454ffv]

WTF this is supposed to be a spin off from spy kids? last time i remembered, spy kids was rated pg or something maybe even g.

[Tuathalful]

@454ffv Wow, why are so many retards watching this?

[454ffv]

@Tuathalful why dont u search it up fucktard piece of shit

[ForNachos]

was the trailer on my planet terror dvd a joke? lol..

[Jesterfh]

bad story, bad action scenes, the usualy cast of sexy chicks... just another boring Roro movie... didn't bothered finishing it...

Machete could've been a great movie... but in Roro's hands everything can fuck up, xept for those very few lucky times where he actually is able to make a movie worth watching through to the end.

[matijaOG]

@Jesterfh you just fucked with a wrong mexican

[Jesterfh]

@matijaOG lol... "a wrong mexican"... suppose that's right... Roro is from Texas, so guess that does make him a wrong mexican...

[cabwap]

awesome trailer...

what does he say after cia, fbi, dea...i couldn't understand that

[matijaOG]

@cabwap cia,fbi,dea, all rolled into one burrito

[Hackmoune]

I never liked michelle rodriguez but she looks hot in this

[NookSouth]

Completely SHIT

[aculanim]

shiiiiiiiit!

[genemaguire]

Alba is effing hot- but sports bras and men's boxer briefs, or bib overalls and combat boots are NOT sexy on women...

[thehellboundheart007]

Bloody good film ¡Viva Machete!

[UndeadThrasher447]

fuckin great film!!!

[jeeyi345]

He Is the Some Guy Got Killed in Once Upon a Time in Mexico

[thehellboundheart007]

@jeeyi345 And in Desperado...Danny Trejo is the man.

[M3XICANXxL3G3ND]

Machete> Chuck Norris

[macklein12]

@M3XICANXxL3G3ND you wish!! Machete is a bad mothefucker.

[M3XICANXxL3G3ND]

@macklein12 no shit thats why he beats chuck norris

[M3XICANXxL3G3ND]

Good News, in 2013 MACHETE KILLS will be released, it is said that the same year MACHETE KILLS AGAIN.... IN SPACE will be released

[ComptonGame07]

so bad but a funny film reminded me of crank

[ryanrodriguez18]

just seen this movie and it sucked so bad!

[uncleruckus714]

@ryanrodriguez18 fuck off coconut

[Bk94541]

Fucking mexcian durg cartel GARBAGE!!!

WHY should be about drugs & gangbangers

well i know thats mexcian style ..But stupid movie!

[BOXMANcompany]

@Bk94541 i liked it hehehe they show lindsey lohan boobs

[CRMHFC]

This film is ludicrously hilarious. So bad that it's actually worth watching. lol

[BobMe1979]

@CRMHFC That is so true!!! hahahahaha!!

[turkyish]

looks garbage

[yksnimus]

@turkyish u kiding right? what do u like watching? musicals?

[ForEvaPisces954]

Da scene w/Cheech Marin n Danny Trejo was funny...

Cheech: It's not safe for you to be here

Danny: I'm not looking for safe

Cheech: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here. I absolve you of all your sins, now get the f*ck out

LMAO

[SickGrin25]

@ForEvaPisces954 hahaha too true....just a shame he gets crucified :(

[ForEvaPisces954]

I just checked out Machete n it was a kick ass movie. Lots of action ese. Danny Trejo is un hijo de puta fea but he's a bad ass.

Was I seein things or did dat puta pull a cell phone out her concha...dats a puta sucia

Steven Segal may not be Mexican, but da cabron can play one well.

Michelle Rodriguez is def a bad ass chick!

[MsScotland82]

Awesome OTT stuff from the genius that is Rodriguez :)

[JKTube]

I loved GRINDHOUSE and was really looking forward to the actual Machete movie. I was nervous when I had read that the perennial screw-up Lohan and the no-talent stiff Seagal were going to be in it. To my delight, the film was terrifically entertaining. Leave it to a self-destructing former child star to bring natural sleaze to a grindhouse homage. Given what she's like in real life and her dysfunctional family, how much of April was the script and how much was her?

[Oscy]

I get the impression this film is basically Trejo looking angry, Alba looking HOT in a bikini, and De Niro with a small part.

[Oscy]

*Michelle Rodriguez rather. Fuck it, they're all the same woman.

[cannoir]

Doesn' Alba look hot in every movie she plays in ? she is like Cameron Diaz we don't need meaty roles for them. all dem girls need to do is to look fine . Michelle Rodri is sexy too .

[Oscy]

@cannoir I don't know any movies Alba has been in.

Cameron Diaz is hot, sure, but she was super-hot playing the bad guy role in Any Given Sunday. Phwoar, what a bitch.

[bayonet14]

Aha... so no top comment?

[DrunkOutlawBLS]

"MACHETE DON'T TEXT.." Haha yeah FUCK texting...

[Kalle72]

This is a surprisingly good movie. I thought it would be an artsy concept movie, but it absolutely rocked.. and what a cast!

[ThePvgirls]

machete is whopp butt

[ThePvgirls]

machete is whopp a**

[poeticalentity786]

i wanted to watch this but FUCK STEVEN SEAGULL put me off.

[Primatonic]

This shitty movie felt like a parody...its so bad...

[NotisFrank]

@Primatonic

It is a parody..

[Primatonic]

@NotisFrank Do you know what a parody is?

[Stryker1501]

What the fuck's with all the co.cc comments?

[H00dN3rdz]

Lindsay Lohan almost ruined this movie, I really don't like the alcoholic cocaine slut. Just seeing her spoiled ass annoys the fuck out of me.

[jorgeydudes]

i m et him at skool yesturday he had his machete shirt at sweater

[SubliminalSin]

Easily the most Badass movie of all time, absolutely loved it. Rodriguez adds such an oldschool feeling with the brutal gore that we all love :D now one of my favourites

[Breakn28]

I can't believe Jessica kissed that bum...what a crack whore! Did anyone else taste puke in their mouth?

[RElouhila]

This movie sucks balls. Almost as much as pink flamingos, but not as much in a good way.

[3DaiYo4Kai56]

WATS DA NAME OF DA SONG STARTING FROM 0:58???!!!!!!! Can some1 tell me where I can get it???!

[chromkillermage]

steven segal is enemy in the movie!!! fuck you director!!.

[smoothpants]

- Michelle Muthafuckin' Rodriguez!!!

[Multi80sfan]

Lindsay Lohans character in the movie fits her real life personality as a Dumb Boozer Slut-Bag Whore

[kittywhiskerz]

Órale! That's the way to do it Danny

[charms71]

Texas will become Mexico...once again

lmao

[grpanos13]

The cheapest production movie I have ever seen. lolol I was laughing so hard through out the whole movie

[repetitivenumbers]

can anyone tell me what the music is at 0:35 and/or where i can find it please?

[salmrmusic]

@repetitivenumbers planet terror soundtrack: el wray

[repetitivenumbers]

@salmrmusic thankyou so much

[GuitarBoyRockingOut]

not even going to watch the movie the fucking trailer sucked!..the only good thing about this movie is the hot girls....fuck just from watching the trialer i'll give the movie 3 out of 10

[SanityMachine]

@GuitarBoyRockingOut It seems hilarious

[ResidentRetro]

@GuitarBoyRockingOut then your missing out on a fun film.

[stobbe97ps3]

hahah omg this movie suck balls!!

i saw it and a stop the movie when a hade see the half!

the effect suck and the accter suck too, i will gave the movie 3/10 and then are am kind!

[pancon5]

What's the song that is heard on the trailer? Nice slide guitar

[Sapphire752]

It's a spin-off of "Spy Kids".

[BobbyMcBob23]

Three words:

strimmer, intestines, lowriders...

MACHETE!!!!111

[FlyGirl5683]

Machete doesnt text :O!?!

[NoSevenProductions]

rodriguez is pretty awesome. I love el mariachi, other than the fact that everyone dies in slow motion.

[Stickgoncraz]

Like 20 of "his" movies we're played yesterday...

[1moe7]

Carmen and Juni would be very disappointed

[grumb321]

If hobo with a shot gun and this were in the same universe it would be sweet

[hooters64]

awesome movie, but there wasn't a lesbian scene between michelle rodriguez and jessica alba :(

[ChadShafferw]

I wait half a year to see this movie ... and deserve to wait !!! I love it ... is is amazing ... story ... soundtrack was amazing ... pure adrenaline ...Go and see it at fillmsi.co.cc ... !!!

[simbad909]

danny finally gets his due... fun flick .. good shlock ... a cool franchise in the making .. me thinks .. if they want it... :D two fingers up .. (wink wink) lol.

[Yojimbo707]

es una jalada esta pelicula, me recuera a la de scareface, otra jalada...

pero a ,os gringos les gustan las jaladas

les gusta jalarsela

[ChadShafferw]

When my sister saw the trailer for this, she said "They're gonna make the best video game ever out of this film." I said "Okay, I think I'm officially his fan now." I saw film on fillmsi.co.cc after that.

[JOKAWILD26]

@ChadShafferw this movie did get him a big part in the game Call of the Dead, for the black ops zombies lol,, which is a badasss zombie map by the way

[BradlyGouldj]

Critics want all films to be religious experiences...seriously what's up with that With this film I wanted awesome and I got awesome at fillmsi.co.cc today! =D

[EliteMarineUSMC]

This movie was terrible, and all it did is reinforce stereotypes.

[15traversalan]

Good actors but it looks like a cheap film

[JOKAWILD26]

@15traversalan its suppose to look like a cheap film, its suppose to be kinda corny too,, its one of those grindhouse, cult style type of movies,, films like, Escape from New york, and, Escape from L.A. with kurt russel, From Dusk till Dawn, Kill Bill, the grindhouse movies that Quinton Terintino and robert rodriguez made,, so if your not a fan of those style type of movies, then u wont like it,, ,, i personally like all these movies,, i love these style type of movies

[15traversalan]

@15traversalan Thanks for the info

[TheHage91]

WTF 0:18 Wasn't Jessica naked on this scene?

[chadheroman]

This movie is So Stupid, but I LOVE IT!!! Thats the point, its supposed to be stupid, its meant to be insane, it needs to be crazy! Two thumbs up!

[p2hkel1414]

This movie is so fake. Im sorry but i did not like it at all

[TheScorpionMK37]

True Fact: Chuck norris is Machete's Bitch!

[VictorATX]

Hell yeah This Movie Was Flim Is Austin Tx .. ATX 512 All Day Every Day

[blackswanguy]

the perfect guy to kill Jan Brewer for sb1070, and all of it's supporters, as those corrupt and curel police officers in the border!

[shabalaguy]

Man this director is smart. He knew that all the spy kids fans were all grown up now so he made us a badass action movie.

[skiroll]

wtf? steven bad guy? lol

[redlegagent]

This counts as a CRF movie - Cholo Reactionary Film. lol!!

[joshooaa21]

It's spy kids!

[Adam13115511]

Worst movie i ever saw, soo unrealistic mexican sht

[siegvash]

all of danny trejo's movie characters have been named after knives. (as far I remember)

[ShowtekGER]

good idea, good cast but the film sucks. it really does.

[geek1ner]

This movie sucked the blood looked to fake the explosions were off and the acting sucked it was alright when i was baked tho

[j1mmyd33]

@geek1ner Dude... that was the point. It's SUPPOSED to be bad.

[simionTheOne]

this movie was shit

i expected this to be this bad-ass movie

maybe a bit like from dusk till dawn or wathever

got a great cast

but this movie sucked honestly, the story or twists or characters or wathever is going on doesn't make sense and i'm not the hater it's just.. watch it

[Hsmgirl97]

lol this guy was from spy kids and he even has the same name in the movie...even junie is in it but his name is 'julio' lol

[dlMrINSPECTORlb]

HOLY FUCKNIG SHIT HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS MOVIE

[aps42gaming]

holy shit i must see this now

[BodomChildBreeder]

quality film and de niro and segal are on form... im afraid its not a patch on hobo with a shotgun though

[Thrallsbuddy]

This movie was one of the more unrealistic i have ever seen , antagonizing kill bill for the prize of easiest decapitations, lol. it was actually funny when the rebel girl comes back with an eye patch and only a bra over the top. well, it wasn't bad overall , except JA kissing this guy who, kinda looks melted cheese. Imo it was worth the time , tho it shouldn't consider itself an A class movie.

[tayeb369]

funny how some of these people are in spy kids

[1moe7]

@tayeb369 sam directer, same actors, hell, same characters! lmao

[aronvdberg]

dry humour

[andvas1994]

The character Machete originaly was in the movie Spy Kids you know.xD

Yup playd by the same guy he is he same guy.

From a Happy Childrens movie whit no ugly words and no blood to a Movie whit tons of blood and lot's of Fucking...xD

When you find something like that out you just gota laugh right?xD

[08Cheeseits]

@andvas1994 lmao

[1videowatcher57]

@andvas1994 that happens alot. its not really surprising to see an actor or actress go from a kids movie to a blown R movie

[andvas1994]

@1videowatcher57 Not talking about the actor.

I'm talking about the character hes playing... it's the same character he playd in a childrens film.

[TiLLiPooP]

It was a fucking funny movie tbh

[errrrwhatthe]

Worst film I've seen in a long while. I urge you not to watch it, I can't stress just how bad it is!!

[21xxx21]

even SuckerPunch was more realistic that this

[21xxx21]

I watched this movie in 2 parts and both of the times i was eating

[1bmxjosh]

is he from spy kids

[superrkoman]

Hmm from call of the dead

[Salvysahagun]

El Mariachi vs Machete!

[johndnumber3]

i just found out that this is a spin-off of spy kids... holy shit dude.

O.O

[BannerOfBlasfemy]

oh, and how much could that coat weight with all those toy lining?

[Anxakaem]

Yeahh, danny treejo, jessica alba, explosions, knives, one hell of a movie you got there :D

[TheEliteGamer69]

Thumbs up if ur watching this after playing zombies call of the dead

[BannerOfBlasfemy]

I hope steven seagal dies this time

[Anxakaem]

@BannerOfBlasfemy lol

[Lail1349]

machete dont text

[zumbazumba1]

I love danny ,he looks so mexiCAN.

[dagumpbest]

machete = the latino dolemite

[Simple007Man]

Isn't it funny when Seagal says,now cabrono look at this machete!

[kevinjustason]

what is the song in this?

[frenchfriesism]

Wtf?? Why was Lindsey Lohans name in the credits right there but Michelle Rodriguez's wasn't? That's fucked up..

[vidfreek]

@frenchfriesism 1:23

[CCTXEarthmonkey]

Something interesting....Danny's character in the Spy Kids series is named...Machete. o.O

[helloaphant]

@blueone50

Holy shit, learn some english before you spam in english. You're a fucking dumbass. hah.

[DaWaffleHouze]

@Basnet87 How is it emotional? The whole movie was shooting and blood.....it was beautiful.

[MarcoPolo11235813]

OK, Im out! I can't fucking do this!

There are so... MANY OF THEM!

I need some sugar...

[MarcoPolo11235813]

God! I can`t belive how MUCH spam is in this place...

I think I'll wipe it all...

By the way, I think this is the first concious coment written here...