The Chris Rock Show - "Nigga Please Cereal"

[BreeeftSellieee]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! 

[thenikefanatic]

The first lady had me rollin LMFAO

[taybque]

I don't care what people say, this is some funny stuff right here !!! LOL !!!

[NighaPleas]

niggapleas



[thehardjump1]

5k likes

[Frickinnachos]

nigga please.

[ozzie9954]

ok i laughed a bit during the vid. but the cracker ass crackers completly made me wet my pants

[yuch1102]

lol whit edude at the end beat up...NIGGA PLEASE

[East3rtime]

lol

[ThePTK72]

Nigga Please give me some of the good sh!t, CORNFLAKE

[succeed06]

lol would a black person be offended if i used nigga please in a non offence way because sometimes it is the best expression to use when you disagree with something ridiculous

[MsSugar707]

its not racist...its a joke........u see a black girl a white boy n an asian boy asking for more nigga please. nigga is a word meaning lowest of ignorance not a black person.....and in this case its a cereal joke therefore not RACIST

[vitorlimafc]

nigga please, dont stole my bike!

[ModernGaming750]

LOL

[TimmyLambchop]

Reminds me of Chappelle's Show

[ADruggedHobo]

I wish these where real:/

[sharpiey57]

Lol xD

[JenkemHomoErectusJew]

SHEE DIS BE RACIS'

[Chigz10]

LOOOOL this is so fucking funny!

[9N8X]

MORE NIGGA PLEASE, PLEASE!

[ralf89]

racist are so funny!

[alexpayrr]

NIgga....please....DON'T STEEL MY PORSCHE!

[Ferrari334405]

nigga please

then

crackers ass cracker

[misdekpkac]

Its not offensive... If they were just calling them niggas then yeah thats offensive...

[brayanxcore]

More Nigga please please!!!!

[SuperMrniceguy21]

can we get some NIGGA please in school for breakfast Please

[mdrich02]

Makes me laugh every time

[DjAces11]

Goddamn that was funny HAHAHAHA

[4321cm]

who da fck flagged this got no sense of humor damn

[ryojee]

Who the heck flagged this video?

[wwetitle818]

Are we going to hell for this? lol

[8589brian]

I showed this video to my sister's black boyfriend and all he had to say for himself was "nigga please"/....at least some people have a sense of humour.

[alaid257]

MORE NEEGAA PWEEZZZ! - says the children

[jlmdfnbo]

Why is this flagged?

[chrisdiaz83]

NIGGA PLEEZ

[whiteshark5150]

The look on Rock's face at 0.30 is hilarious.

[MrMaganeese]

MOAR NIGGA PLEASE PLEASE!

[MrRenar11]

i smell nigga please here

[MajorasMask219]

reminds me of the chappelles show with the niggar family

[allandoification]

More nigga please please!

[matthewadamsemil]

always have to associate whites... niggers.  -_-

[junkhobokiller]

@matthewadamsemil -_- nigga please

[XxSaiyanxLadyxX]

Lol. This reminds me of that Life cereal. It has white people on the box for original and black people on the box for brown sugar and cinnamon! Just got to love racist cereal.

[gamermik76]

@XxSaiyanxLadyxX bud what are you eating for breakfast

[JuliusIsMe]

Who the fuck flagged this?

[JoskyMT]

Jeez, and all I have is Cheerios.

[startrekmakesmehappy]

@JoskyMT It's ok. I'm just a friut loop

[Redzombie13]

This video was hella funny when it came out nearly 10 years ago, and it's still hella funny now!!! Chris Rock was on top of his game when he came up with this skit.

[bill4long]

Bwahahahaha!!!

[emello4you]

99 bottles of beer are disliked

[3NT3RTAIN3D]

Nigga plz

[Hellraptor13]

There should be more people acting like this. Political correctness has gone way too far, people are forced to act like they were never meant to, to act like someone they are not partly because of it.

[EyMcFly]

@Hellraptor13

Well said my friend, everyone has to have a little stereotypical humor in them, and its not serious either!

[omgitsyu2]

@Hellraptor13 What you just said makes no sense. Fuck you.

[Doveslayer665]

@omgitsyu2 what you just said makes no sense. fuck you.

[emello4you]

@Doveslayer665 Nigga please!

[Doveslayer665]

@emello4you :D

[omgitsyu2]

@Doveslayer665 Cool, just copy my comment even though it has no relevance whatsoever. Fuck you.

[Doveslayer665]

@omgitsyu2 So far every one of your comments has ended with fuck you. So fuck you

[NefariousNarcissist7]

@Hellraptor13 NIGGA PLEASE..

[TheRedNation95]

@Hellraptor13 hey your the top comment

[G00g284]

@Hellraptor13 Nigga please...

[spikeman316]

@Hellraptor13 Nigga....

...please!

[TheJuliesrules]

Laughing my ass off!

[PHazte]

@TheJuliesrules Nigga Please...

[TheRedNation95]

@TheJuliesrules hey yorur the top comment

[perrino115]

chill with the racism guys my best friends black (:

[sageritzcracker]

Ok this description is wrong!! This is from the Chappelle Show by Dave Chappelle. I understand that Chris Rock is in the video...has anyone ever thought that they might, JUST MIGHT be friends? The people who think this is strictly Chris Rock's material are straight up herp'n'derps xD

[KKKniggersKKKsuckKKK]

niggers suck

[verycoolchicka]

@KKKniggersKKKsuckKKK nah you suck...dick probaby

[lalwhyumad]

@KKKniggersKKKsuckKKK Nice name bro, nothing betters to do?

[arlo1024]

I would love this cereal and those crackers

[verycoolchicka]

@xGREANSYx if you dont like blacks then y r u watching it? hmm think about that we are here to stay deal with it =)

[Daggerlord666]

cracker ass cracker lmao xD

[ilovemesomechicken]

Niggers, please die!!!!

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken no thanks we r here to stay =)

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka :( Why?

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken because we are =) i mean like seriously you spend your life saying you hate blacks but in reality who cares??? we are human and nothing will change that. there have been blacks living for over 3000 years so you really should be used to it. and why does it matter? i mean come now it a fucking color do you know how retarded people who discriminate are? haha you base your bias off of fiction shows and the fake-st think ever...the internet. we are here to stay forever good day =D

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken no thx we r gonna live forever baby =)

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka U r?

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken yup get used to it =)

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka So whats the secret to living forever?

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken hmmm eat right and exercise daily duh =D

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka So i will live forever if i eat right and excerise daily or must i be black? Also will my skin wrinkle at the age of 294394927475994 or will i look 20?

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken seriously Stop bringing race up its just a color get a life . BTW there are no "black" people I've never once in my life saw a person that was pitch black or ghost white . Stop trolling its unattractive and very annoying. good day sir

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka You ruind what we had going :'(

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken yup im going offline becase i acually have a life, good day sir.

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka No u dont, u have no friends darkey

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken umm are you my stalker? and darkey? wow nice comeback. now im not sure if you have freinds( which i high dout) but i sure do. and how would you even know i have freinds are not? are u stalking me? do u go to my school? are you my teacher? hmmm think about that

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka I am your teacher :)

[Bebuchadnezzar1]

@ilovemesomechicken Nigga, please.

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken whatever dude whatever i feel sorry for you. good day sir

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka Hey now, remember to hand in the report on why blacks do crack :)

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken but im black and dont do crack? if your gonna bash on a race have more back up reason then obvious stereotypes made by idiots bye bye now =)

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchicka What? Blacks do crack? WHERE!! Blacks never do drugs thats crazy lol

[verycoolchicka]

@ilovemesomechicken anyone can do drugs idiot its up to the person not the race

[ilovemesomechicken]

@verycoolchick You callin me an idiot cause im black?

[NoAtheists]

@verycoolchicka You don't smoke crack?  That's shameful. Everyone should be smoking crack tonight. Black or white. It makes you feel alright. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[verycoolchicka]

@NoAtheists yea but im to smart for that shit

[matthewadamsemil]

@ilovemesomechicken I know, right.

[rob4jet]

This is simply a remake from Saturday Night Live in the 70's. Chris Rock added in his involvement, but kept the first couple and the children sitting around the table AND the Cracker Ass Crackers. It was only funny in the 70's because it was acceptable and people were prejudice openly. I think the Original version was sad really, but the re make with Chris Rock, turns it funny, since it attacks both races. I like it... Even though racism is lame. Peace!! ;)

[PrototypexJ825]

Note how the guy says "ask for it by name" got his ass whooped!

[wolfengheist]

MORE NIGGA PLEASE PLEASE! lol

[buob1234567890]

Am I the only white dude who would actually love to try something like ''Nigga Please''? :P

[Zombieace1337]

"This video has been age-restricted"

NIGGA PLEASE

[theturkeycrew]

this is racist.....

[xAiiMzGAMING]

@theturkeycrew Not really

[theturkeycrew]

@xAiiMzGAMING i know i'm just play'n, don't hate da playa hate da game. a dotey ote dote.hey hey hey. {;^~

[heygirlcheer]

hahaha. NIGGA PLEASE pass me those CRACKER ASS CRACKERS. a wholesome serving of a bunch of shit i don't know how to pronounce. :D

[danning1]

If Herman Cain gets the nomination on the Republican end it would be awesome if during one of the Presidential debates either he or Obama got pissed at the other one and one of them said, "Nigga please!" Everyone in the audience would probably split a gut laughing.

[mrreallyhuge]

I WANT SOME CRACKA ASS CRACKERS

[CecilySashaps215]

hiya I'm a true expert of causing pleasure to people

[HaTeR545F76U6672C72K]

Bix Nood

[noodlesRawsome24]

@AsIRant Jigga?

[maeseatila]

MOAR NIGGA PLEEZ PLEEZ

[zach3811]

97 ppl didnt get their nigga please cereal

[XxJustyTaylor4everXx]

Lol wow..

[gyellowmoon]

This is so stupid !!! Lol !

[emello4you]

@gyellowmoon nigga please!

[MrElfenator]

Albino please

[KingOfGamesNin]

Press 3 and 5 for the best parts. :D

[Sklynx]

more nigga please please

[09sasuke06]

NIGGA PLEASE D:<

[gonotredame40]

Yeah that face at 0:31 fuckin priceless.

[CodFanaticForever]

nigga please . the chicken flavoured cereal.

[ArgHamster]

Nigga stole my cereals... :(

[montyu2365]

itd be funny if there werent annoying niggers laughing the background the whiole time

[eclipsaitek]

neger snälla

[Cloaytonem2]

Newest product from Troll Co.

[IchFickDeineFamilie]

From the makers of Cracker-ass Crackers

[dethrone09]

@IchFickDeineFamilie hey nigga fuck you bitch ass pussy ass nigga!!!

[spongebobmusics1]

nigguh please

[replayon]

Fellow african american, if you may

[outdoorpooltable]

SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YAH CHUBBAY COON

[MinorMajik23]

@outdoorpooltable no harry....your a wizard

[outdoorpooltable]

@MinorMajik23 ILL FUCKIN SET UR BEARD ON FIRE!!

[951food]

nigger

[Bangelibangladesh]

Black people will stop caring about the word Nigger when it no longer becomes a profitable opportunity for the Ghetto Lottery.

[Downbrothers360]

I jus typed in nigga please and found dis lmfaoo " negro please "

[darkfiete]

0:31 This is my /b/ face!

[Lif34Real]

Thumb up if you want to see a commercial on Cracker Ass Crackers!

[imonpradhan]

This is shit ass funny. xD

[shitthrowingmonkey1]

the part that actually makes it really funny is the fact that it's coated in a sugary bbq sauce :-)

[jordanrocks1100]

97 people like crackerjack better...

[AwesomeChannelTV]

Cracker ass crackers lol

[xXpindiXx]

@dariousjhonson: same here lol

[KiddKatsuki]

And for the milk, nothing suits better than Crackhead skeet..........the only whites a true nigga ever squirts.

[DariusJohnson18]

i just typed in nigga please and it brought me here ! :D

[ilikepiewithmilk]

Press 6 for the truth

[112ary]

i cant stop watching this it makes me laugh till im gonna die

[112ary]

funny as hell i thought i was gonna die from laughing

[GooglFascists]

Saw this like 50 times and still LMAO over it.

[TheCrowding]

its not about the money, its about the principle!

principle? nigga please!

[obiitom]

want some cracker ass crackers with cheese plox.

[eddieoflasvegas]

Mo nigga please!,please!

[deemon121]

i need sum niqqa pleaseee!!!

[CommanderDaz]

coon cheese

[jpaz5555]

i dont think asians and white boys r suppose 2 be eating thiz cuz there iz a lil blak girl right next 2 thm

[xtream56]

0:05 pulls out knife "cant you just tell me whats for breakfast.. #lmao

[KittenTx]

i like mine with fried chicken and grape kool-aid mmmmmmm

[kuitertist]

nuyka pulease

[RSNCleanShaven]

Its funny cus the cereal is black

[cupcakecoolio]

dang all out of cracker ass crakers

[killerplo101]

@DGBloodyGameplay read the title, and ull find out...

[ryanXx300]

thumb up if u say "Nigga Please"

[FilHadi]

Cracker ass crakers

[MrTobal1412]

THAT´S RACIST !

[Zelexy]

@MrTobal1412 No Its NIGGA PLEASE a Cereal >.<

[BigNikoCorrea]

I don't think the guy at the diner had to say the cereal's name with such attitude...

[arremachos1]

Thumbs up 2: "Nigga Please!" cereals! From the makers of "Cracker Ass CRACKERS"... XD

[DGBloodyGameplay]

why is this video age restricted?