YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS #18

[Metalsonic136]

Thumbbbs up if the first tie you saw the word Grammer you thought it said Grandma

[Metalsonic136]

@Metalsonic136 I'm so embarrassed

[AquariusCenturies]

You gamar suck es mis fav vid sreis. i wash he culd make mor fastar

[jdoge10]

I ASKED HIM WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE YOU MORE OR SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE YOU LESS!

[WalrusAndFriends]

Your Christopher Walken voice. we need to hear more of it... just sayian.

[MusicalPopTart]

KONY 2012. LOOK HIM UP.

[SHOCKZZEDEX1]

keep tapping 6: Jack Hates You!!!!

[bluewiz20films]

1:15, Christopher Walken?

[CocoROXXs]

LOL. i was mentioned in hereeeee

im surprised

[xlJC10lx]

@CocoROXXs did you see his eyes sparkle in his eyes?

[CocoROXXs]

@xlJC10lx dude, i meant to say did u see the sparkle in his eyes.

[97Scarygirl]

@CocoROXXs Haha! What video did you comment that on?

[CocoROXXs]

@97Scarygirl ummm i think it was video from nigahiga...

[BlackTear]

awww god dangit i wish i found this earlier ^^

i found the word "Marriage" with only one "r" on some...column.. ? But I deleted the picture already ^^;

[PhantumFish]

Watching these just makes me sad to be part of the human race.

[deftones615]

smoothini sucks

[shamille724]

I like your Walken impression.

[SweetNessTM]

WHAT A VIRGINE! AHAH XD

LMFAO

[wheretheboofaloroam]

Does a girl have to be conscious to be pregnant?

Am I the only one who finds this question severely disturbing???

[AnusMatsonen]

almost laughed and puked at the same time 0:13 .. and now i got hiccups...

[punypwner]

@roambunmanh121 why is u like tat? yu can do it the oda wet you know .. and bacus i ment to pat u mat and jad....duuuuuuuuuu

[peaceindacity100]

lmaooooooooo i spat all over the screen cuz i was laughing so loud. 

[SniperBitchGaming]

Dus thees guy fore reel?

[HoneyBadger1337]

y doez deez pepolezzz grammerzz sux

[brigeboy95]

Brock told me not to subscribe,i shall not.

[MegaCutey21]

What's PMS

[musicluvr157]

Did you see his eyes sparkle in his eyes?????? hahaha i died

[secretgoombaman12345]

I was able to translate the comment on 1:00

"so for new years my resolution be i final loose 80 pounds n be even more bootyliciouz! i fina know dat i be already sexy hot, i am , but eva since i gave birth my (boyfriend?) said dat i need to lose someweight cuz he dont want me to get raped cuz mah fat be too sexy! dayum nigga! i be drankin from ma dawg dish, just spit on ma cumputer screen! time to go shave my pubic hair and slap a hoe, i be out like a rocket ship!"

dear god, my sides!

[mrturk15]

@secretgoombaman12345 It translates to dealer, where it says d3Al3R. lol

[MikuHatsune3331]

@secretgoombaman12345 God help us all.

[garrettparrish1]

@secretgoombaman12345 Not "Boyfriend" it says "dealer"

[Checker341]

@secretgoombaman12345 dealer, not boyfriend, he/she/it wrote meant dealer, i think

[jessica33313]

@secretgoombaman12345 oh my freaking god XD

[Connorzorz]

@secretgoombaman12345 it says "dealer" where you have "boyfriend" in parentheses

[Madt001]

@secretgoombaman12345 Dealer, not boyfriend.

I was able to translate it too. Was about to post it until I saw your post.

The person who posted that comment gave birth apparently... There is no hope for humanity.

[DeathByLard]

@budbuddingdingMUSE

CUE: A signal, such as a word or action, used to prompt another event in a performance, such as an actor's speech or entrance, a change in lighting, or a sound effect. A stimulus, either consciously or unconsciously perceived, that elicits or signals a type of behavior. A long tapered rod with a leather tip used to strike the cue ball in billiards and pool.

QUEUE: A line of waiting people or vehicles.

QUE: Spanish word for "that" or "which"

[CptSukumoki]

I got a 88 on my biology assianment today when i had actuall y

[budbuddingdingMUSE]

0:48 HAHAHA it's your grammar that sucks Jack! xD That is how you spell "que" :L fool

[xSkerroyy]

@Fanbuscus10 ur @ mordon ok u suk a pig mordon

[feniza1]

you tube should bang this channel XD

[cuckoo61]

conches XD

[mrturk15]

1:00 How the fxck could someone honestly write all that out?????

[2dittoz]

@1:00 it says: "So my new years resolution is to loose 80 pounds and be even more bootylicious, i "funna" know I already be sexy but ever since I gave birth, my drug dealer said I "funna" loose some weight so i dont get raped cus' my fat be too sexy. Damn nigga I be drinking from my dog, just spit on my dumpster screen. time to go shave my pubic hair and slap a hoe, I be out like a rocketship."

[LucanVaris]

@2dittoz I... am now scared... of our species...

[ToolsLight]

@2dittoz It's "Finna" and it means "about to". Also you spelled "Lose" wrong.

[MrQwefty]

DAME THEM BITCH SLAPING WALL MONSTER

also that "Diary" thing is obviously photoshopped so lol :3

[Brandonatron711]

1:00 His reaction is priceless!

[MillyRockz69]

J@cK LoKs LiKe He WaS BeEn iN @ HoOsPiTel fOr a LoNg t@ImE. I H@tEu WhEn He tHinGs hE is CoL juS CuZ he NoWs Gr@m@r. I NoW Gr@m@r bUt I juS liKE wroting like this. FACKE YOU JACK!

[DudeGuyPerson64]

So for the new years, my resolution be (to) finally lose eighty pounds and be even more bootylisious! I finally(?) know that I am already sexy hot(?), I am, but ever since I gave birth, my dealer said that I'd be finer if I lost some weight because he doesn't want me to get raped because my fat is too sexy! Damn nigga, I am drinking from my dog dish(?), just spit on my computer screen! Time to go shave my pubic hair and slap a hoe, I be out like a rocket ship!

1:03 this was not easy.

[GaaaDing]

@DudeGuyPerson64 You've done what most would just give up on...You must have a lot of free time lol.

[0MrAnon2]

But theres nothing wrong with the SImon Pegg one....

[ChineseSquishMitten]

Nukka you heores eat the, men and they comebts are defiantly fuked.

[peachyskittles]

OMG the cupcake one has me in stitches!!!

[thesighyawn]

yeah youtube should really bang this channel lol btw 2000 comment :D

[BerWariouZ]

kol!

[funinthesun767]

1:01 !! Best Part!! (:

[AliiGoesRawrr]

The awome part makes this one my favourite out of all of all the YGS videos.

[thalesofthewell]

Awome!

[TDKZombies]

BROCK IS BETTER

[xIxsnipesxIx]

forget that

[mudbloodandproud25]

@xIxsnipesxIx Forget that. :)

[xIxsnipesxIx]

0:30 is a reference and is not a mistake

[xXFinnishRainbowXx]

1:01

That's made on purpose. I know it.

[bXANDERb]

For people who speak like this "3X@MP13"... doesn't that take longer than typing normally?

[Kitler999]

God damnit. I just wasted brain cells deciphering 1:02 to realize, after I was finished, that the second top comment was someone who had already decoded it.

[xroguepassionx]

@1:43 I'm not sure how many other people watching are band nerds like me, but I definitely thought of saxophones. Like, sax-uality.

-_- I fail.

[GlitchMaster70]

You were right about Smoothini! He's so cool! I watched his Magical Rope Escace video, and it was amazing! Btw, LOVING Your Grammar Sucks!

Peace Off!

[carefulmaker]

i no i hhaz bat grimer but justine biver sux.

[domoisamazing]

did u see his eyes sparkle in his eyes? lol

[Aliskuss]

Your lol.

[TheMrGable1224]

Thumps up if u think YouTube should bang this AWOOOOOOOOOMMMEEE channel!

[samalyy]

lol awome xD xD xD

[Teooftheoet]

I lagued so had at tis suff

[AbbeyIncorporated]

@Teooftheoet Fake.

[TheCookie8866]

@Teooftheoet its obviose if you d it on the actual video. fake fail!

[mudbloodandproud25]

@Teooftheoet I laughed so hard at this stuff.

[XKDUBSTEP]

you sound like christopher walken when you do the accent

[WickidHolly]

@XKDUBSTEP I was just about to say this!

[LMC931]

@XKDUBSTEP @WickidHolly It IS a Walken impression lol

[DemstarAus]

@XKDUBSTEP What... the Christopher Walken accent...?

[evilass334]

@XKDUBSTEP Thats the point

[completeconfusionn]

@XKDUBSTEP thats the point.

[TheRightNeutrino]

@XKDUBSTEP he sounds like buzz kilington

[Shottty101]

You know I actually like the idea of replacing "disgusting" with "the scustings." Gonna start doing this irl and see how many people notice.

[AwesomeCarrotGirl]

Cheezepuffs is awome

[secretlythedevil]

AWOME



[babyiloveyourguts]

@secretlythedevil I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT

[CuSpClan]

nice use of foundation! :D

[Rockin60s70s80s]

JEEZUS GRAMMA!

[josefineforss]

Did u see his eyes sparkle is his eyes? lmao

[Pokefan2471]

@josefineforss The way he says it is what makes me laugh the most

[josefineforss]

@Pokefan2471 Yeah i know! Freaking hilarious!

[Fanbuscus10]

this is awome, AWOME! i lol'd

[shadowmane55]

looooool..... i just came here from number 22... that shit was hilarious lol.... and @1:02 is the best scene.. ROFL

[binac1000]

This is awome! ;)

[Antony6457]

How did he know i have a pic of a black guy lol jk but my names Anthony what a cowinsidence

[Kyuubikid909]

Chapstick...

[thenyanninja]

0:59 just hilarious...

[thenyanninja]

1:59 XD

[plasticwinter]

1:00 So fo da new years my resolution be I finna loose eighty pounds n be even more bootylicious! I finna know that I be already sexy ho 2 I am but eva since I give birth, my ??? said that I be finna loose some weight cus he don't want me 2 get raped cus my phat be 2 sexy!!!! Dayum nigga I be drinkin from my dawg dish, just spit on my computer screen! time 2 go shave my pubic hair -n- slap a hoe. I be out like a rocketship. FUCK my head HURTS!!!

[b0bm3rley]

Que isnt a spanish word...its the thing you use to play Pool. its said "KYOO"

[juditK2007]

@b0bm3rley The thing you use in snooker or billiards or pool (for you Americans) is called a "cue" with a "c".

And yes, "que" is a Spanish word. It means, among others, "what", "that", "who/whom" etc. It's a pretty commonly used word. :)

[b0bm3rley]

@juditK2007 ah, thank you for correcting me good sir.

[b0bm3rley]

@juditK2007 oh and by the way im from the UK, im just trying to relate to our American overlords

[LEMURJJP]

@b0bm3rley the thing u use to play pool is spelt cue

[b0bm3rley]

@LEMURJJP NO SHIT! i just said it to juditK2007

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

1:11

The Scustings

Good name for a band :)

[DizzyDezzy1234]

So fo da New Years ma rezalution: On be Im fina loose eighty pounds and be even more bootylicious.I fina know dat I be sexi ho 2 I am but eva since I Give birth, ma dealer said dat i be drankin from ma dawg diz, juzt spit on mah computer screen! time to go shave my pubic hair and slap a hoe, i be out like w rocketship . ( 1:01 ) Your Welcome :)

[MisturBubble]

MIND YOUN BUSINESS?

[mudbloodandproud25]

@MisturBubble Mind your business?

[xzbayti19]

u need chap stick honey!



[mudbloodandproud25]

@xzbayti19 You need Chapstick, honey!

[Dianacat777]

Oh god, as always, this is great. XD

awome~~~~

[MegaOwnagemonkey]

Your Grandma Sucks

In Real Life.

[xblueblaze]

1:01, Good god, not even a single word spelt correctly. That's got to be the Holy Grail, the epitome of bad spelling habits.

I applaud you, kind sir.

[Nerd1090]

0:33 Smosh?

[deej1011]

lmao at 1:04 XD

[Kevlar2010]

funnyest vedio ever (I bad spelling)

[ukballer1012]

I'm willing to bet like 90% of these comments are from people whose primary language isn't English.

[SkyBLiiss]

FAIIIIIL 0:49 SAID QUE PRONOUNCED 'CYOO' lol

[bXANDERb]

@SkyBLiiss Actually, it's spelled 'cue'. The homophone that means like a 'line' as in a line at a store is spelled 'queue'. English is a tricky language.

[SkyBLiiss]

@bXANDERb ...oh...i knew that...i...was just checking.

[mrczk1337]

0:27 nothing better than answering the calculator

[kirelan13]

oh my god i have never laughed so hard

[kittywas22]

@StarkidBeforeGleek 1:03 apparently she had a good time playing wit her man's junk and spit on the screen.....ur welcome

[evenmoriful]

I'm dead

[NW37]

1:00

That is the correct response.

[123therandomham]

hey,i dont get that one joke where chuck noris comes into your room and pushes your head agenst the keyboakdfunilhejmpof;gvjirotvi­nepf eirhgfonejvprnv i vehvpiefvoelroferifvrwliVFIHJK­JGLHGKUlihaofugoklihhilvgoe

[ExoticTofuModDB]

why do everyone think these reason to post commoent garammer thats bad

[tennebanoit]

1:03 I weep for humanity

[poeplap111]

im 45,9 years old i am from the cave bong

[PrototypeCreator]

this is funnie

[CreativeCharisma]

I think @0:45 is fine, pool que is pronounced "pool Q"

[Spannana]

Did you see his eyes sparkle in his eyes? Bahahahaha

[jeremyfrancis]

THUMBS UP FOR CAPS LOCK voice

[MadamWriterGal]

Where do you find these? LOL Well...I saw sign that said, "ESP drivers wanted" like they should be psychic or something to be a truck driver. It made me laugh so hard.

[StarkidBeforeGleek]

1:01 :

So fo da New Years ma rezalution: On be Im fina loose eighty pounds and be even more bootylicious.I fina know dat I be sexi ho 2 I am but eva since I ......... bitch, ma...

Yeah I give up.

[Kubblex]

@StarkidBeforeGleek So, for New Years, my resolution is to be finer, lose eighty pounds and be even more bootylicious! I know that I'm already the sexy ho I am, but ever since I gave birth, my dealer said that I would be finer had I lose some weight, because he doesn't want me to get raped, because my fat is too sexy! Damn, nigger I'm drinking from my dark days, just spit on my computer screen! Time to go shave my pubic hair and slap a hoe. I'll be out like a rocket ship!

[RawrDizaxx]

you have too much time on your hands

[mudbloodandproud25]

@RawrDizaxx You have too much time on your hands.

[RawrDizaxx]

@mudbloodandproud25

?

[luktheduk68]

@Kubblex you, sir, are a national hero.

[MrIlikemyname]

@Kubblex ur the epic main :D

[principiante11]

@StarkidBeforeGleek Thx for translate it

[MrMatto91]

@StarkidBeforeGleek heres a new year resolution: buy a new keyboard.

[mudbloodandproud25]

@MrMatto91 Here's a New Year's Resolution: Buy a new keyboard.

[Maddog33ily]

"Did you see eyes sparkle in his eyes?" :D

[TheCat6669]

"HAM BIRTDY" Oh god I swear I can't stop laughing. 

[DJBabyFuture]

epic harry potter song in the backround

[WannabeDirectorKid]

I thought he said, YOUR GRANDMA SUCKS.

[sweetieluv007]

Chapped lips.... EWWWW ever heard of Chapstick!!!!!!!!! Jk but lol get some carmex

[fluffandstuf]

your lips look really dry

[JTudders]

Translation for 1:00... So for the new year my resolution is to finally lose 80 pounds and be even more bootylicious! I already know that I am already a sexy hoe. I AM. But ever since I gave birth, my baby (her partner, not her child) said that I should finally lose some weight because he doesn't want me to get raped because my fat is so sexy! Damn nigger I am drinking from my dog's dick, just spat on my computer screen! Time to go shave my pubic hair and slap a hoe. I am out like a rocket ship.

[irsunshine49]

i LOVE how when the comment is in caps he makes that voice

[TheMCRlover4life]

@SpecFlops asspaluutlee

[Slecker95]

xD you sound like Christoper Wlaken at time.

[TNTMinister]

God vs. Mose.

[JankeyL]

Music to the awesome Harry Potter song?

[TheMCRlover4life]

@SpecFlops toe til lee

[rvbkid]

@TheMCRlover4life Awome dude.

[TheMCRlover4life]

thos peaple tha cant spel spel are a stupds

[SpecFlops]

@TheMCRlover4life I no rite?

[SpannerScrew]

I feel a sense of pride when he calls us 'biches' ^__^

[barwelldk]

0:10 Google Translate.

[andreijack95]

god vs moes 1:41 Epic rap? :P

[ATOMICxEGG2000]

@MineCraftDerpityDerp yes he does uFail bro

[MineCraftDerpityDerp]

Look closely during the spanish break. He forgets to say beatng (look at the comment)