Police Safety

[kellieissocoolomg]

Its just like that skrillex song "cinema." Dro dro dro dro dro drop the knife fawck yooew

[graffwriter101]

The traffic ticket is just to much, better stab this cop in the face

[bullworth3040]

this is from faces of death

[agindles]

I literall watched this in one of my classes....2 years ago....on a VHS....

[erikt211]

Drop the knife, ay

[TNT96782]

I love how everyone has swords in this vid haha wtf

[Hookman3v2]

FAWCK YOOEW

[ImTheMystikOne558]

some fuckd up shit right there...

[LoneEagle6348]

"Drop the knife." "Fuck you.." Lol'd so hard.

[Petey0707]

lmfao what's with all the swords?

[darraghryancork]

What the utter fuck?

[67mustangreg]

"just kidding sorry"...lololol.. you'd be dead today fi you tried that shit. they wouldnt baton you, they shoot you dead in a second and be "heros" on the news

[crip4l1f3]

lol drop the knife!

[itzdagamer]

Oh no everybody get down he has a razor!

[SwimmingMunky]

a series of events starting with a barking cat brought me here.

[neostawr]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

Such a motivational video

[fknphillip]

lool wtf trust them to depict an asian guy running with a machette

[DongerZ1]

barking cat still brought me here

[rbml1980]

canada A

[mudgutts123]

that is excellent, the hairdoos i mean

[mendoza6904]

so this is what the cat was barking at...

[twocan16]

When did Trailer Park Boys get a narrator?

[darknessb930]

I like the way he says "fuck you" at 0:34

[RMD00]

All I gotta say is "ROWSDOWER!"

[youdeli2]

"Dont invade my space, or ima tack you!"

[idigcars]

Take off you hoser!

[kaderoder]

Push 9 repeatedly to see Morman/Human relations training video.

[ninja6kid]

lawl....WHY DONTCHA LET ME GOOOo

100% canadian..

[sokka454]

Lol the scene with the hobo was the best. Like a nature documentary.

[GoodEvenings]

Only the first guy is actually Canadian. He said sorry after he whipped out his knife.

[Slipl0c0]

haha wtf!

[willmander]

Asian with a machete. Typical.

[MyMagicShow]

0:42 Zach Galfinarkis :p

[Tomkatbeat]

cops are here time to get my sword!!!! "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE"

[KoutetsuTenshin]

WHY DONCHA LET ME GOO?

[Apicklefish]

Oh hey, I think its cooler if you bust the door down, but watch out, I have a sword.

[TofuNinja123]

everything is terrible

[ventHARAS]

he wall-banged the dude in the end after he died

need torbul

[MiketheMadness]

what accent is that?

[EzPzLemnSqueezy]

"what he's telling you is, don't invade my space, or I'll attack you"

WELL HOT DIGGITY DAMN I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GIVE ME A HUG AND A WARM BLUEBERRY MUFFIN

[FilmsFromASanitarium]

1. Press 7 quickly.

2. Look at awesome hobo.

[OmriO19]

@runsa he is a samorai

[shak528]

WHAT AM I WATCHING?!

[jamiegantz96]

"FUCK YOO"

[Ewok1a]

This is relevant to my interests.

[VestriDeusEstMortuus]

"This represents imminent danger for sure!"

[cocomotion3]

@heat45jc hahaha good one :p

[heat45jc]

If governments legalized gun freedom and drugs, almost all cop killings wouldn't happen. Think about it; what would they panic over and fire at cops for if their little pistol and drugs weren't illegal? I'm so sure they all use knives and swords in this video. He did have a Canadian accent, but you hear of more shootings in Canada than stabbings. Can't we all just get a bong...I mean, along?

[iCookiecR]

*This represents imminent danger for sure* lol

[darkstare85]

Press 9 for stabbing lulz

[mentalflossing]

12 people need to DROP THE KNIFE

[Armydillo0]

0:34 FAWK YOU

[DaltonMan321]

It's fine guys, he was just kidding, and he apologized. NO BIG DEAL.

[h2olacky]

That sword at the end killed me with laughter. This made my day.

[h2olacky]

The guy at the end with the sword killed me! haha

[TeamFortressgineer]

fawck yooew

[Lyzzern]

@TeamFortressgineer He actually says "What the fuck do you want?" Sorry for being a troll but it's true lol

[thinBillyBoy]

I don't like people invading my space either...

[FoodleProductions]

that hobo is sooooooooo sexy

[graffwriter101]

So i guess everyone in canada stabs the policemen with swords everytime they get pulled over for traffic violation

[JoshGilhen]

I think they are Minesotans, not Canadians.

[BlueFoxXT]

1:00 makes me laugh no matter what

[NalydortheGreat]

I like how the first guy said block like black. He was thinking of the officer LOL.

[masqism]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE 

[Mapex113]

This would fit so well in Wonder Showzen.

[davewah3]

Black cops? only in canada.

[wtfotw]

Never heard a Canadian sound like this in my life. I do live in Canada.

[wtfotw]

:'(



[hartigankid]

At 1:03 is that Denis Hopper?

[hartigankid]

At 1:03 is that Denis Hopper?

[watdablunt420]

ROFLCOPTER!!!

[Tbladez56]

Drink.

Drive.

Stab a cop in the face during a routine traffic stop.

Go to jail.

[cccpdungbeetle]

"No problem. Something with your photo, name on it, that'll be fine." Canadian cops are the shit.

[musicman9897]

fantastic

[ZitzBracket]

fack yoo

[nexsus230]

Dont invade my space or i'll attack you

[b7i7l7l7y7]

What's with the heavy Canadian accents... And lmao who the hell has a sword ready at the door.

[trebnik]

first off... Canadian?  then... That last guy had a sword, What a fucking MAN.

[gamersedge]

Jesus, what's with the accents.

[maysteve24]

@gamersedge canadian eh

[gamersedge]

@maysteve24 I'm pretty sure it's Minnesota. The street signs are US.

[tHECOMINGRACE]

@gamersedge even here in MN i never hear people talk like that, unless its like DEAD NORTH, like BORDER of canada ahaha. but hey, i was born in the end of the 80s so maybe then the accents were worse XD

[oleshch]

Fack u

[thebatman101069]

Nothing like getting stabbed in the face with a pirates of the caribbean knife while your partner drinks coffee...

"what he's telling you is don't invade my space or I'll attack you.."... or in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit....

[winginater]

This represents imminent danger for sure

[thebatman101069]

@winginater that's the understatement of the year... LOL

[RetroLuv04]

the fuck!?

[WeAllKnowArtIsHard]

Crazy knife men are crazy

[PHAEDRIDER]

no way ,

i 

[LTMoney50]

I want a sword.

[favianutube]

Lol so apparently canada is a sword fighting nation.

[TheRavi1]

"Everything is terrible" Exactly! That video was indeed terrible itself!

[lewko1]

The video is called "Surviving Edged Weapons". Although it's showing its age now, it is a genuinely great training tool which has ensured all who have seen it, will take particular care not to get cut.

[iWatchinTubes]

This is irrefutable proof that people were fucking idiots BEFORE the internet.

[Davidmilliken]

oh ok just kidding..

[nexqunyx]

muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[egotired]

This is just a 'being john malkovich' type portal into a cops mind. They see themselves as overly friendly peace keepers and everyone as hostile and having a standard knife/sword available at all times

[johnnyponny4]

How can that one guy be a cop? He's black

[DeadHand1992]

criminals give swords a bad name

[mrcole92]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

[1197799]

Is that cop in the scene with the guy in the yellow coat Nathan Fillion?

[Muffinman012]

@1197799 holy shit it does look like him, with a mustache!

[simetradon]

Apparently the police are afraid of sword wielding maniacs, and being stabbed in the face.

[Lunarvx22]

I'm Canadian. I don't know anybody who sounds like this.

[colorschan]

0:58

[ICHAS3I]

This is a Canadian video. First of all, the corvettte guy sounds Canadian, and second of all the Cop going up to the Truck sounds Canadian as fuck.

[TeriyakiSouped]

lol ty reddit.com xD

[RX710thAE]

If these were Oakland cops, they would've shot 'em first and ask questions later. just sayin'...

[RedditFTW]

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[pedriano999]

it sounds like an arnie impression. reddit!!

[robtom987]

I love how all criminals in Canada defend themselves with swords/knives instead of guns. 

[DetroitRedWings16]

@robtom987 I love how all criminals in America defend themselves with guns instead of common sense.

[skatecuracao]

@robtom987 swords/knifes are better then guns

1.they don't run out of ammo

2.you only need half a inch to kill someone with a knife

3.most people(accept gang related people etc.)don't know how it is to shoot so if you run away they will probably(not always) miss you because they are shaking.

[bb0ypants]

@robtom987 How do you know this is a Canadian cop video?

[phektus]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

Time to trust Big Brother

[runsa]

where the hell did he get a sword LOL

[Abhorath]

@GamesGoodMeBad

Hahaha. That homeless dude was pretty badass, too.

[alpharaptor1]

FAHK YOO!

[WeaselKing1000]

This cannot possibly be real.

[nhprm]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE.

[kolobcreek]

Is this guy Canadian?

[ilfac]

@kolobcreek eh?

[Mematt120]

"what this magnificent creature means by its spurred movements is, stay away or ill attack you" beautiful creatures

[RYANRpRODUCtions]

Swiss army knife VS baton... who wins?

[RYANRpRODUCtions]

I love how the first guy is instantly hostile... "What the fuck do you want?"

[ElBarto3131]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!

[qahtani]

The Asian man who whips out a Samurai sword is amusing. No nunchucks?

[r2d23678]

god damn canadians,

[ut2k4wikichici]

Canadians... Yeah really dangerous. 

[VampiressMiharu]

0:40 "Sorry." Yup. Canadian.

[Embrigh]

Damn, better not invade that dude's space.

[DietBroccoli]

The only thing that could have made this better is David Attenborough narrating this.

[RYANRpRODUCtions]

myfriend i believe this video will be viral by tomorrow, thank you for the entertainment you have given me tonight.

[ChiYui8]

someone send this to RayWilliamJohnson...

[Lunarvx22]

@ChiYui8 No, shut up, this is funny. RWJ doesn't need to make it unfunny.

[zavatone]

@GamesGoodMeBad Canadian aye!

[tf2whackyengineer]

It sounds like Fargo, and it's about as violent.

[SACeee1]

ROFL

[DaltonMan321]

@GamesGoodMeBad Clicking 0:35 multiple times makes him look like he's dancing.

"AIE! AIE! AIE!"

[Darkininc]

@GamesGoodMeBad It's because he says "Fuck you aye!" isn't it?

[Ryomarox1234]

fark yuuu

xDDD

[ZidaneFTW]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

My suspicions are confirmed.

[lulfas]

Saw this in a criminal justice class, it is definitely legit.

[jesseholmz]

please post the whole video

[ZachHasGlasses]

0:58 made me laugh so hard that I stopped breathing!

[Nanosauromo]

These guys are so Canadian it hurts.

[MrGearMo]

man this video is so funny, cant stop laughing.

[hamwich1]

0:33

[UnstoppableSlinky]

Canadians of course

[fallout3gaming]

Wow this must be from the 80s because it looks so cheesy,

[rckon777]

Canadians



[SayNoToTheism]

So THIS is what the police have been hiding from us! Their weakness is being stabbed in the face! Goodbye speeding tickets!

[phr0sty]

fuck yuuuu



[sinat101]

nice vette

[skorpionrazor]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

[thekatz35]

everything is terrible

[DemonTaoist]

Minnesota DUH

[samus323]

I rolled through the stop sign, eh? Roll through THIS!

[krugnasty]

0:46 Zach Galifiankis?

[samus323]

This is the funniest Youtube video that will ever exist.

[vladtastic]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

[whoshotjfk]

thats why the cops seemed so nice, they were from Minnesota

[StephenCymraeg]

Is he Welsh?

[camelface1]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who keeps a samuria sword by the front door.

[acctigers1981]

let me gooouhhhh

[INSANEinthuhMEMBRANE]

@GamesGoodMeBad Fock yuuuu! Don't give a Canadian accent credit when it's cleary a Minnesota accent.

[Grenka]

@INSANEinthuhMEMBRANE

I'm glad someone pointed that out! that is a very strong Minnesota accent.

[mechanicalrev]

@Grenka

You betcha!

[snoopmax1965]

LOL! Yes he does sound canadian!

[pawnsacrifice1]

Holy crap, I had tears rolling down my face....the first guy sound like a bad Arnie.

[Ctraltdefeat]

Fak yoo

[GenralO]

"What he's telling you is, don't invade my space or I will attack you."

[jaimepaullamb]

minnesota ICE!



[Ultrasecond]

Police safety brought to you by Troma films apparently.

[Theyellowma]

I understand that getting hit with a police baton sucks, but you really can't puss out just for that after you've already threatened the cop with your knife.

[noisepuppet]

LOLZ at 1:21

[jozefthedick]

Awesome!

[zachthezombie]

0:58 ... how randomly genius can one thing get!!