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  • i wish this came in DCT

  • 83 Douche bags who bought an automatic M3 disliked this video. I bought a proper M3. 6MT.

  • jaaaaaaaaaaasuck´s..... germans are the best

  • fuck idiot reporter...

  • dude you're hilarious :D let's start a petition for M3s with manual shifting... even though I won't be able to drive it within the next 10-20 years^^

  • Who is this guy? Finally someone who hates automatics as much as I do.

  • Loved the 1m and Hated the guy in it !!

  • I dont get it.. americans drive automatic, in europe their are 30% automatic cars.. perhaps

    in fact we even CAN drive without automatic, americans need a special licence for it. LOL

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  • I prefer a proper manual gearbox any day of the week. But I can see where a dual clutch transmission has its advantages. But aren't the shifts a bit jerky at slower speeds?

  • hahaha, so funny and so true. Why Bmw are you making such a limited run?

  • Ppl need to stop QQing about auto transmissions. If you dont like it dont buy it.

  • Don't speak for many others when you say that technology improvements render a car less fun to drive. You want more involvement? That's perfectly fine and reasonable. You just got smoked by the tech nanny granny? That's cool too. Deal with it.

  • My goal in life is to own one of these.

  • Lol i love the shirt!

  • 2:48 "I am the Stig" hahahahahah!

  • Sorry, I ment DCT :)

  • Agreed, driving a fast sports car automatic is missing the point. The dtc has its advantages, but it's the feel of making the car do exactly what YOU want it to do that makes it worth wild. When you turn on your car, it should return the favor.

  • Great video. I own a Series 1 M. When it comes to going fast I also own an 11 GT3 RS (a stick of course). Point is it a great car is not always about 0-60 times. This M is perhaps the best balanced car I have ever driven. Bought it over M3 (and up coming M5) for too many reasons to list. What I will say is there has never been a time since I pressed start that I haven't had a ear to ear smile or a times had to pull over because I was laughing my ass off. This is what a great car is all about!

  • you fucking gay spick. do you realize women drive m3s and they can't shift? and i'm pretty sure the DCT will shave a few seconds per lap and get your better mpgs. which is important for every piece of shit who buys a bmw in the first place. you want a sports car, buy an Sti, or Porcshe.

  • Currently on my 3rd manual BMW in a row.. latest is e92 M3 6MT.. couldn't have said it better myself.

  • FUCKING AWSOME !!!!!!!

    couldn't have said it better..very well put , gets th point across..

    fuck automatics and posers with sports cars with auto boxes/paddleshifters etc

  • Thank you, thank you, and he is american can you believe, thank you

  • i would never go automatic unless i had to (LFA, IS-F, etc.) but it doent make it a bad car. and auto m3 or supra or whatever is still an m3 or supra. maybe not as fun but still. well, i think for sure not as fun. i would always go stick. no homo. and the guy in the video is a faggot that takes dicks in his dick.

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  • man I love the internet. Before I bought my E92 M3, I thought anything but manual was for losers. The thing is, now, I wouldn't buy an M3 without it. The differences are obvious and well documented, strengths and weaknesses in both, but I bet 80+% of you would come away liking DCT over maunal. And that's from real life experience, not internet dreams

  • @MrAlzPatz I have never liked dct over manual other than super heavy traffic. Like Istanbul or Moscow not the weak stuff u call traffic in LA.

  • @umadbrow wow I have had three m cars and I picked up my 2011 m3 and wanted dct cause it was something new but you my friend are the type of person that does not get what an m3 is about. Your talking about driving home from work and cruising. You sir do not get the point of the m3. And the man in the video was referring to people like you. Idc if you buy a sports car with auto to dct. But once you start taking an enthusiast car and down grading it too a familly van you have destroyed that cars

  • Anyone know what mpg we can expect to get from this car (hopefully a lot better than the 20 combined of the m3)

  • @wigedywezzers 19 city, 26 highway

  • was gonna get the M3, but I'm loving the 1 series M <3

  • lol at not having an F1 Transmission.

  • GREAT VIDEO! I haven't watched an enjoyable video like this in a LONGEST TIME!

    I agree... FUCK AUTOMATICS!

  • wow, this is good!

  • what is the song at 2:40 ???

  • Haha, Jason you da man!

  • 1M doesnt come in auto.

  • he looks like adam sandler

    

  • stop raping the microphone

  • I love it when people respond saying: "well if your making fun of dct then your mocking f1 at the same time." Yeah because all m3 owners are secretly f1 drivers. And because your really need all .03 performance gained for daily driving. The only thing that .03 second shift gap is gonna save for dct drivers is their trip to starbucks every morning. "Hey man i shaved half a second off my starbucks run because of dct!" Haha only people buying dct are pussies or the physically disabled.

  • @ellisfreedman or people who can afford the extra tranny cost. not the poor scrubs who scrape up every cent to buy a molested old manual car because they think a stick makes them legit. it only shows what kind of faggot you are to be obsessed with fondling erected poles.

  • @thedenimvault Your obviously not a car enthusiast. Good. day.

  • @ellisfreedman no YOU'RE not a car enthusiast. anyone who purposefully makes their car SLOWER is some kind of moron. If a car goes faster with a DCT and slower without it, why would you want to sit there and row through gears like a retard and go slower when you could go faster and finger your girl at the same time. You want a slow car? Get a spivic and molest it all you want. Then you'll be legit. I'll keep you in mind when i'm doing 0-60 in 2.6 seconds on my future GTR. Good day to you sir.

  • @thedenimvault +1 for ignorance. Countless articles were published before 1M was released testing it against the E30M3 to see if it was as raw and as driver oriented. Answer was always no. There's a special connection you get with from a car that hasn't been corrupted by computers that goes beyond its stats, ask any race car driver. Let me guess you love the GTR? Figures. its 4wd & gizmos make you look good when if you tried to drive a gt3; it would shit on you.

  • @ellisfreedman piss off ricer. the high revving NA v8 in an M3 is way more of a drivers car then this FI v6t piece of shit. go back to your broke ass 240sx and stay out of videos of cars you will never afford.

  • @thedenimvault I want to roll through the gears cause its fun and it makes me happy. I don't want a fucking computer to shift for me. If I raced F1 then yeah, Dct all the way because it performs better. But regarding you, me, and everyone else posting on here - we don't drive well enough to warrant a .2 of a second increase in our lap times from Dct. For you it would be .2 of a second shaved from your daily trip to Starbucks because your car wouldnt ever see a track.

  • @thedenimvault Your the perfect example a member of the proud non-owner Gtr fan boy brigade. You wouldn't last 2 seconds in a car that actually challenged your driving abilities. my grandma could run a fast time in a Gtr because all its electro aids make it that way. So cool, you pass me in my old Porsche..Am I supposed to give a fuck or something? If you dust a lambo with your faggy launch control are they supposed to care too? There's more to a car then its stats, ask any purist

  • @ellisfreedman who said I like the gtr? I like the evo. Yes it has technology. where would you be without technology? still rubbing sticks and stones together instead of wasting youtube bandwidth

  • @thedenimvault GTr fans a generally one-minded individuals who only care about stats & overlook the fact that not everyone buys a sports car because of that. What do you think when you see someone driving an old Porsche? Cars with less techno can bring a different style of enjoyment that cars jam packed with driver aids can't replicate, like the Gtr. Don't hyperbolize what I say. Automotive purists & journalists prefer cars with as little interference from computers as possible.

  • I am wondering when he says "... NO Clutch Pedal..", it's manual transx.... seems like SMG (Seq Manual Gearbx)???.. but in 1M catalogue, it doesn't mentioned it... or perhaps there are 2 version of Manual Transmission being offered.

    can anyone explained it to me? thanks guys

  • Nice channel, guys. I'm rather a BMW hater honestly, BUT i love the first M3 and you kinda make me like the new 1M :O

    Looking forward to seeing more of you reviwes, definitly like your petrolhead style :)

  • this is probably the worst clip i have ever seen... actually it has wasted 3 minutes of my life... and i say that, because i didn't watch the whole thing...

  • Hartge 135i is faster than the BMW M3.

  • Epic !!! basically it summarizes everything i wanted to say about 1M!!!

  • I love the M3 AT bashing :-)

    Great vid !

  • This is one of the best car videos I have ever seen on youtube. Thanks guys.

  • What a waste of life. I don't fully understand why having a superior transmission is being a poser.

    Average manual shift time is about .5 seconds and the DCT does the same thing in .03-.2 (m3post.com testing). Lets do simple math shall we.

    Im not going to count all the upshifts on a lap at the ring but you gaining about a second on average every 3 shifts. Do math bud.

    And those cut scenes look like a high school kid threw it together on windows movie maker or something.

    All around fail.

  • @Chaser350Z its not about the shift times, as the video implies its about the fun and control of shifting the car yourself. Now if you dont know how to shift then thats another subject.

  • @Spiritusantus Shifting a car isn't exactly rocket science...

    "Fun and Control"... Your implying that an SMG isn't as "fun" and you don't have as much "control" as a manual transmission? I disagree.

  • @Chaser350Z While that may be true about the shift times; However, how often would you be going around the "Ring" to accommodate the extra $14,065 for the M3 over the M1?

  • @Shelby175 Not to get technical but 1M not M1.

    Also I would buy the new 1M over the M3 regardless of cost. The new M3 is getting too big. I would prefer the DCT but its not worth buying the M3 over.

  • @Chaser350Z Well my bad, 1M, I wouldn't trust a DCT as far as I could throw it, Manual All The Way.

  • @Shelby175 What is there not to trust. Pull right paddle shift up and pull left paddle and shift down. Works EVERY time...

    Mistime a rev match down shift or don't blip the throttle hard enough you lock the tires and into a wall.

    Sorry I don't see why you wouldn't trust a superior technology...???

  • @Chaser350Z Being that im in the automotive industry, You will be asking that same exact question when that transmission decides to fail on you one day, where you will be stuck replacing the transmission, instead of a very possible rebuild of a manual. I have seen soooo many Automatic transmissions fail, I will never own an Automatic Trans equipped Vehicle

  • @Shelby175 Do you know what a Sequential Manual Gearbox is or how it works?

    Its a MANUAL transmission with a pump attached to it to control shifting as apposed to clutch pedal. Its not an automatic transmission and does not use a torque converter. The DCT is a more complicated setup but the SMG II in the e46 M3 was the exact same transmission except with a pump attached. All internals were identical.

    In the automotive industry... you mean you wash cars at a dealership or something?

  • @Chaser350Z NO, thats not at all what I mean, I will accept the fact I was thinking of the DCT being more of an automatic than I though, which is not the case, as I have found out through research. I was more or less getting at the fact that anyone can drive a automobile equipped with DCT or SMG transmissions. When most people see that third pedal, they get scared, lol. As far as being in the auto Ind. I replace camshafts, engine teardowns, engine and transmission removals...etc.

  • Despite all the hatemail, I found this vid to be quite amusing!

  • lol my 800 horsepower smg M3 would destory that little m1...on the other hand the video is f*cking funny!

  • OMFG LOL!!!!!! Best start to vid in loong time

  • Since when has Adam Sandler been working for Automobile Magazine?

  • excellent guys, a good laugh and keep up the original and creative work! :)

  • Hey, condescending prick, if you want a manual tranny, knock yourself out but don't tell me I'm a poser because half my driving is in city traffic and I am TIRED of being on and off the clutch. Ever been stuck in a 45 min traffic jam with a manual? Not fun.

    I've been driving BMW's since you were in diapers and all but one was a manual so I think I'm capable of making my own decision whether I want a DCT or not. BTW, a driver has a lot more control of their car with both hands on the wheel.

  • @yakadee1 LOL at you for taking all of this so seriously. It's a fucking car - get over yourself. The review was all to be taken lightly in humour - completely missed on you it seems.

  • umadbrow is an idiot ==

  • Most of this presenter's rants are entertaining but not informative. What he should be talking about is the inherent weakness in the N54 engine during track duty. Like all 3 Series with this engine (ie. 335is currently), the 1M Coupe will suffer from overheated turbos and subsequent leach of power when pushed hard round a track. Sure the car is great for the boy racers on the street who want to drift/autocross but look at the car/engine BMW uses for the ALMS series...not this one.

  • i love this video. I'd like to remove the entire DCT unit from an unlucky E92 M3, fly it to Germany and drop it on the car of the head engineer of the BMW's DCT tranny.

  • These guys are tooo funny haha I love their videos cus they are straight up

  • This guy needs to be on American top gear.

  • The guy is totally right, you have to be a complete POSeur to buy any sporting car with an automatic. Might as well just cut your balls off, and buy a dress.

  • Really great video! Absolutely right about automatic transmission!

  • he looks like adam sandler

  • Manual M3 one of the best car you can buy

    if you have automatic you lose the power-freedom of the driving

  • 58 doesn't now how to drive!!!!

    you are right man!!!!!!!!

  • What a clown this guy is. Does he work for Automobile magazine? Another shitty review from a shitty magazine.

  • subbed!

  • Why is this guy not the host of Top Gear USA? I dont watch many videos online but i was actually entertained watching this!

  • this is bull shit. i one an m3 dct, what this dumb ass calls automatic. guess what, its an automated clutch that is not an auto. it a manual transmission with an auto mode. and it can shift faster than any human that ever lived and ever will live. no m3 doesnt come in automatic, dumb ass.

  • @chopper82p

    so when you tell chicks "it shifts a few tenths of a second faster than any human!" do they think you're any less of a pussy?

    justify it however you want. it's still an automatic, and you still bought the wrong transmission.

  • @nate5388 when u drive one then u can comment, till then just keep ur mouth shut.

  • @chopper82p

    pretty quick to assume i don't have one.

    anyone whose grammar is as shitty as yours is probably too uneducated to have a job that would allow them to buy an M3. go back to painting crooked racing stripes on your civic.

  • @nate5388 funny how you assume im uneducated just bc im not trying to type right. i dont need to waste my time. if i want to type fast i can. u obviously dont understand that youtube comments arent meant to be typed as if i were writing an essay. Ha i have a civic? i didnt know that last time i checked i just drove home in my clutch-less manual E92M.

  • @chopper82p

    i wish you could have just put "clutch-less manual" at the beginning of that comment so i could just ignore the rest, since it's also a load of shit.

    but anyway, enjoy your car. just don't pretend the DCT is anything other than a glorified automatic.

  • @nate5388 an auto transmission has a torque converter, the DCT doesnt, it has a clutch. and dont get me wrong i like full manuals too, truth be told, they are more fun than the DCT, but not by much. the way the DCT fires off shifts is amazing. its neck snappingly fast. the DCT is the only automated clutch transmission i would buy. all my other cars are manuals except my 750il, but thats a luxury car. its more practical so if my wife wants to drive the M, she doesnt need to manually shift it

  • @chopper82p ok, fair enough. it's still an M3 either way.

  • @nate5388  Yeah it is, glad we didnt have to have a full fledged argument

  • 1) What is with that weird jazz music going on?

    2) I never saw you complete a full powerslide in one camera shot, just you spinning out.

    3) The manual is the best, true, but what about the V8 in the M3. That's one big reason I would get the M3.

  • Wow..this review is ugly!

  • I've been waiting for song long for someone to make this point. No one cares if it shifts in .01 seconds. Maybe though if your timing your laps to starbucks.

  • u look like adam sandler !

  • que abixanado

  • This video isn't even remotely funny, they just take the auto vs manual thing way too far. We get it, you don't like manual, however others out there didn't grow up in a "car focused household" and were not taught to drive with a clutch from an early age. I grew up learning on auto trucks, a few years ago some friends taught me to drive stick but I would still buy an auto because I find it a much more enjoyable (less jerky, and more mature) driving experience.

  • This guy is absolutely right. DSG's are for posers and it gives people the illusions that they are better and faster drivers. That .000whatever seconds will never matter to most people who own the car. Lastly if you want an automatic car buy a luxury car. Sports car and automatic transmissions should never be together at one time. Like sodium metal and water

  • Right on. Love the commenters defending their autotragics. Face it guys, you pansied out if you went auto.

  • LOL the german accent sounds french.

  • he looks like adam sandler. LOL

  • nice video, except i think this guy is gay.

  • @VoLtzNorthAmerica So what if he is?

  • 43 guys have a M3 with automatic transmission

  • @Feloko5d Lol at not having a F1 Transmission

  • This is a terrible video. It is so pretentious, condescending, and unfunny that it's impossible to sit through.  If Automobile Magazine uses videos like this to represent itself, it will only deter even more people from driving manual transmissions.

    Further, I can't believe that you would produce a video with the atrocious in-car audio clipping. It just shows that you were focused more on the embarrassingly unfunny commentary than producing quality, informative, and respectable content.

  • I have to agree that sticks are more traditional but in todays market, the buyers are mostly car illiterate, meaning if they can do something stupid with a car they will, say leave it in gear, or downshift at the wrong time, multi clutch transmissions allow for the feel of a manual sans the difficulty of use in a daily life.

    if a guy having to multitask in a car, the option of full auto or pseudo manual help them live their life and have some fun.full manuals should still be option of course.

  • This shit is hilarious, keep it up.

  • REAL CAR GUYS FINALLY MAKING VIDEOs ABOUT CARS!! FKKING AWESOME! The 1 ///M coupe is my dream car right now, fantastic Job by Mr. Sandler and friends on this video.

  • good job guys.

  • Damn this guy has a dreaeaaaammmmm job.

  • Although I'm not really a fan of current BMWs, I agree with everything said on this video. Great job.

  • Why don't the same individuals which complain about automatic transmissions also bemoan power steering and power brakes? Hell, it was once popular to complain about ABS systems, now it's considered a necessity on most performance vehicle. If you believe your personal choice of a transmission makes you more or less of a driver you're just as big of a poseur as you claim others are.

  • why do you spend HALF THE VIDEO talking about fucking automatics? just review the car. BTW, i drive a stick and prefer sticks, so no you cant just ad hominem my argument away.

    oh and get a better mic, yours sucks.

  • @omegaslast" twhy do you spend HALF THE VIDEO talking about fucking automatics? " ummm...maybe because you CANNOT get this car in an automatic?...

  • haha this guy is funny

  • I agree with this guy, but he is a doucher.

  • the cayman r is better than the 1m

  • This dude has a point about the M3, there are so many douchebags who own one, who think they can drive but in reality they really can't. But they will be wearing Prada or Gucci sunglasses and they will respond to your texts with yeeeaaaahhhhh buudddddddyyyyyy!!!!!!

  • Will you be my friend? I've been saying for years that if a transmission can shift itself (automatically?) in any way, that is an automatic. "Automated manual" is an oxymoron. Something cannot be both manual and automatic. Torque converter versus clutch(es) is irrelevant.

  • WANT

  • bravo

  • LOL....has anyone noticed the "I AM THE STIG" tee-shirt @ 2:48......lol, now that's funny

  • Real car our men cars need 3 basic things: Manual transmition, rear traction and powerfull engine...

  • @Gutto69x I totally agree. Doesn't matter if it's a M3, a Camaro or whatever, it just needs these three things.

  • tranny hater.

  • I was wondering about a car show with this guy and Derek D from Fast Lane Daily...

  • Everything i like in a Car video, Features and Burnouts.

  • i want the shirt

  • Now this? THIS is how an entertaining review is done.

  • great vid

  • Flappy- paddle gearbox drivers buy DCTs because they don't know how to use a clutch. They then defend their choice by saying its faster and bitch about manual drivers picking on them. Who cares if it's .004 seconds faster on a track? I'm having more fun with my manual. I love M3s to death, just make sure it's got a stick. DCT: your mom, too, can drive your M3!

  • @AmericanPetrolhead

    LOL you obviously have a dick the size of a candle wick if you need a manual so you can assert your manliness.

  • @umadbrow That's the best you can muster? Well, that DCT you drive is obviously giving you faster lap times to compensate for that vagina you have down there.

  • @AmericanPetrolhead

    Huh? No I dont use it for faster lap times cause I dont need lap times to show people how I compensate for having a non existent penis.

    Instead I use it so I can get to work and back home comfortably even during HEAVY HEAVY traffic which is an everyday occurence in our city

  • @umadbrow So if the traffic is like a parking lot, then quit your bitchin' and throw it in neutral and let your foot off the clutch to protect your precious feet from getting tired. I hate how people blame traffic for not getting a manual. That's hardly an issue.

  • @AmericanPetrolhead Other than that, umadbrow, I'd like to end this argument by saying I'm glad you love your BMW. They really are the Ultimate Driving Machine, DCT or Manual.

  • @AmericanPetrolhead

    Why do i need to "throw it in neutral and let your foot off the clutch to protect your precious feet from getting tired" when I can just put my feet lightly on the brake to stop?

    And another thing to note is whats annoying is when you go from 1st to 2nd gear then a second later you go to a full stop again. With an auto I can just gas brake gas brake while my right hand can feel up the pussy of the girl in the passenger side.

    I sense that you always drive alone...

  • @umadbrow Whatever. You win. I'm not gonna argue with some dumbass about DCT v. Manual, when you don't even know how to drive a manual.

    Why are you even getting so defensive? Why do you care what some stranger on youtube thinks of you? Why are you even watching this video anyways? It's not like you can even drive a 1M because of the big bad manual it has that scares the hell out of you. I'd say someone should put some vagisil on you because you are one irritated pussy.

  • cool video, love to watch it bc i like the truth but i think you should add more testing and numbers,maybe race the M3 to show the difference instead of "crash" it and less spinning the wheels and think drifting is cool bc the car wasn't ment for it but thought it was still very cool

  • I have an M3 with DTC and I have to admit that was pretty funny.

  • @SlamMan1 glad to see someone FINALLY got the humor in this!

  • I enjoyed this review. I'm tired of the pansy reviewers. "Get some nuts!"

  • i like him

  • What a complete moron...

    

  • What a complete moron...

  • Great video, great conclusion. Thumbs up!

  • @subieslow please explain why one is able to find smg BMWs on the cheap. oh right cause they are rubbish. BMW themselves converted a car of theirs from smg i to manual. you're going to be able to find dct m3's on the cheap too. they can't stand up to road use, they won't stand up to the rigors of the racing world.

  • @depellerinluc I spy a troll...

  • it's called Humor people......................

  • After seeing this video, I'm totally glad I never renewed my subscription to Automobile. What a douche. So this is automobile journalism today - to insult drivers of a vehicle not even being reviewed?

  • for those who like SMG cuz its faster AND "fun", will you let the car steer for you if BMW comes up with an automatic steering system that will also make the car go faster than yourself steering it?

    i think you will, if your logic is being consistent.

  • His acting reminded me of Ari Gold for some reason, LOL

  • top gear usa presenters just got owned by some...young man..

  • Great Review!

  • If you like being gay, this video is right up your alley. I'm surprised he didn't do it in a dress.

  • @depellerinluc Gays and Crossdressers are two different things. You ig'nant.

  • let's say if you are given a choice of a m3 e46 CSL and a 1M coupe..which one will you choose? i'm sorry, this guy would prefer 1M coupe over CSL because CSL has a SMG transmission. This review really sucks. It is trying to praise 1M by dissing M3's transmission? lol! I've owned many cars with manual transmission, and now driving a M3 e46 ZCP with SMG. NOt a day that I regret. SMG is just so much fun to drive, exceeded my expectation