Alien Resurrection: Best(funny) scenes

[dave55811]

D'aw man you left out the part where he gets up, sees a spider, screams, then shoots it. ):

[Guigley]

Let's face it: this film is a guilty pleasure. Anyone can admit it is a stupid movie, but it is so stupid that it's hilarious. How can you not laugh at Dan Hedaya's death scene? And there are good things about it, too. You actually get to see the aliens up close, the sets and creature design is superb, the cloning room scene is utterly disturbing, there's some glorious overacting, and the gorgeous Winona Ryder is in it. A true guilty pleasure film for me.

[antiirony]

lol at this

[fuckenmike]

This movie was great!! if you wanna bitch about a movie from this franchise, go and abuse alien vs predator!!!

[Kazo1911]

Ron Perlman plays the ultimate asshole. I used to watch this movie over and over for that guy. The whole knife scene in Vriess's leg was funny as hell. "C'mon man you didn't feel a thing" LMAO. Good job on the vid.

[Pleague666]

0:00 a monkey?

[lonesoldier33]

I got here after reading that the actor played Lord Hood in Halo 2/3. Certainly doesn't sound much like him.

[jefflawd69]

Anyone that loves action films, watch my newest video and rate please :) thanks

[ABandApart01]

great vid but would have loved to see the scene where after he kills the alien on the ladder comes up to see a spider on a nest screams and then shoots it hahahha always loved that

[theguy782]

lol tap 4 really really really fuckin fast! hahaha

[neosoc]

This movie proves, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Joss Whedon is the most over-hyped nerd in history.

[zaxtor]

Awsome film.

I'm a hardcore fan of ALL alien movies including AVP etc

[Rekon4085]

lol the dude that says: Who did you expect? Santa claus! appears in a spanish movie that is called Mortadelo y Filemón mission salvar la tierra. In that movie his character is some secret agent dude who speaks a lot of languages ^^

[240ups]

You forgot, "Earth!? What a SHITHOLE!"

My favorite line by RP. And the movie does have it's moments.

[MrBoBoTom]

They are actually freinds at the end of the movie.

I liked this movie, so fuck you.

[devildragonuv]

thsi my favorite alien movie besides the other 3

[playfulpaul1985]

this is just as good as aliens and i love the characters in this movie

[XboxAnnihilator]

press and hold 2 omfg HAHAHA

[vikmega]

this movie was crap but ron perlman was the only thing that made it worth watching.

[XboxAnnihilator]

WTF the first picture XD

[ieatskotchtape]

problem is, out of context none of these clips are funny, try harder next time

[MAKSVEL985]

1:01 lmao xD

[lalobarrera99]

Hellboy ! =D

[ArnoldTohtFan]

Thumbs up if you think Ron Perlman looks like a gorilla in this movie lol

[QAndJMovies2]

Who were you expecting Santa clause? Yes haha what if?

[XDoritosXDD]

Alien 3 and this movie are bad, but alien is always gonna be BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FightforDeath34]

0:36

Whats with the gorilla thing?

[argus91]

This movie is a big piece of crap.

[jefflawd69]

@argus91

then get off my page you stupid time wasting faggot.

[etphonehome2915]

he is right, it is the worst movie ever.. Not a part of the alien franchise.

[degree7]

@etphonehome2915

It's better than the abomination that was A3.

[krizan1]

@jefflawd69 I concur, people aren't supposed to comment on videos from films they don't like. I don't like the idea behind the film 'Mamma Mia' but i'm damn sure not gonna bother SEARCHING for a clip just to say it's crap. I'm not dumb and sad ! ! :)

[theeviljester666]

@argus91 the quadrilogy leading throughout the saga, was one of the scariest things audiences had seen throughout the 70s and 80s voted , several games were made after this very movie and based on it. your opinion means nothing, because your logic is most likely 6 ft under, this movie, being what it is (amazing!!!!!!)

so just shut up, and get off youtube if your going to be so arrogant , anyway, why did you click the damn link if you think it sucks so much? retard

[SmexyPC]

@argus91 then why are you on this page? or anything related to the movie? rofl jackass

[etphonehome2915]

yes it is crap.

[paramedion]

@argus91 STFU you faggot

[Johny40Se7en]

@argus91 press 0 hahahaha =P

I'm guessing you love the other 3 alien films but despise this? =/

Shame, I like this and even though the story is cheesy Sigourney Weaver is still in it(I know she came back from being melted in tar) but she's cool haha =)

If you wnat to hate something, point the hate at the 'Vs' films because those are cheese.

[XDoritosXDD]

0:00 lol

[FightforDeath34]

@XDoritosXDD hahahhaha, did not know that!

hahahaha that was freakin ranom

[The1979Warriors]

I like the way when the Alien bursts through Purvis's chest and Johnner starts shooting and screaming wildly haha AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!

[JuDje1000]

LOL that face at the end xDDDDDDD

[Norha820]

Ha that Ron Pearlman

[finskakiller]

''who were you expecting? santa claus?'' :DDD

[1983Dave1983]

lol Pause it at 0:00

[phoenixgirl39]

@1983Dave1983 Mines automatically does it haha

[wafflecushioned]

You should've put the part where Ripley says, "Who do I have to **** to get off this boat" and then Johner says, "I can get you off....maybe not the boat."

[naedanger123]

@wafflecushioned That's a funny bit. Took me a while to get it, but that was because I didn't hear it properly...

[wafflecushioned]

@naedanger123 When I watched this when I was a kid I didn't understand it, but when I watched it a few days ago, it finally clicked.

[naedanger123]

@wafflecushioned Lol.

[DuctTapeUtopia]

"I am not the man with whom to fuck!" -- Joss Whedon reminds us Joss Whedon wrote this script.

[TheBelva85]

This movie sucked major balls.

[Chaanee]

Love the reference to Cameron. No offence. No taken.

[illSkillJoey]

The guy in the wheelchair does the voice of Chucky

[ValenciaEfrain]

Whoa, Donkey Kong is real.

[TheMorphineTango]

I totally get the Santa Claus scene bit now. Jeanut's (director of Alien Resurrection) opening scene from "The City of Lost Children" featured that same actor, Dominique Pinion, as 6 clones all dressed as Santa. Look it up on youtube.

[tltar253]

"what a waste of ammo....must be a chicks thing"

[itscalledbeer]

ur missing some

[jefflawd69]

@itscalledbeer

Yeah, I could've done more but I was in a bit of a hurry I'm afraid and I just tried to get the ones with Johner and Vriess :/

[phoenixgirl39]

@jefflawd69 Like the one with Call trying to drink with boxing gloves on haha

[vegetto14]

hahaha

[tokman20]

wheelchair guy reminds me of timy from south park, TIMY~!!!!

[KyodaiKen1979]

Where's the gym scene? I think it was funny when Ripley took down Johnerwith a ball.

[Chubachus]

perlman is one ugly SOB

[Chaanee]

What a bullshit scene selection.

[jezmuff]

@Chaanee Yeah, totally lame. Who the fuck cares about the comedy in Alien it's completely incidental

[Chaanee]

@jezmuff No it's cool :) But my choice would be "Earth? I'd rather stay here with the aliens."

[Gonko100]

winona ryder is just one hot android

[jefflawd69]

Ron Perlman should be in Planet of the Apes, no makeup would be required :]

[zombiemaz]

@jefflawd69 priceless ;)

[Wotanraven]

@jefflawd69 He played a Neanderthal in "Quest for Fire" (great movie btw), and I'm guessing the make-up was minimal ;)

[yenta]

War never changes..

[IamJigle]

@yenta Ron Perlman is in everything. Even all the Fallouts

[lovedarlingjulie2435]

who where you expecting?!?!?! Santa Clause?!?!

[Dontwealldigmusic]

Dam, nobody posted the KILL ME scene!

[Shalom2378]

I like this gorilla-faced guy!!!!

[Caide18]

how could you not include the scene where he shoots the spider?

[MythicDude]

Ron Perlmans awseome and he was great in this but its too bad that he was in one of the lesser movies of the series.

[creapsmantic]

0:00 =D lmao

[jphelenaboy123]

i love the cripple "who were you expecting? SANTA CLAUSE?

yea like you've never FUCKED AH robot

i love this dude especialy when the acid was dripping on his ear

good memories

[thapwnisher]

*flips him off* NONE TAKEN!

[avpmofo]

um there were bout 30 +marines at the begining but they jump the ship and theres about 8 others including rippley during the film.

[playfulpaul1985]

the spider that spooked him, was funny lol and loads more but i cant remmeber

[callofdutyguy9]

what happens to johner in the movie, and also is distephanno the only US Marine in the movie

[jefflawd69]

@callofdutyguy9

Johner is like one of the only 4 that survive and the other marines get killed. But the marines are no where as awesome as Johner or the black guy with dreads lol

[callofdutyguy9]

@jefflawd69 how many Mercenaries and Marines were there in the entire film

[jefflawd69]

@callofdutyguy9

I don't know i didn't count them

a lot, they all get killed

[SlitharRipley]

@callofdutyguy9 Standing crew : 42 militaries, 7 scientists

Betty : standing crew : 6

Didn't u see the beginning of the movie :D ?

[chickenschnitzels]

awesome best thing ever

[chickenschnitzels]

love it it it it awesome the guy in the chair lol

[jefflawd69]

i wish he had more films where he acts like that

[lotten16]

Ron Perlman looks good

[pyramidhead007]

comedy does not belong in alien movies!

[jefflawd69]

this alien film doesn't belong in the alien franchise :P

[bullsnake70]

@pyramidhead007 False. Black bear.