Komachi's Theme - Higan Retour ~ Riverside View

[MrFonduemaster1]

Komachi throws money away to use it as an attack?

Komachi is Mr.Krabs' nightmare.

[hivslilbabe]

Komachi, Murasa, and Futo:

I'm on a boat, bitches!

[b3tuki]

nice nice nice boat, suwako's nice boat!

[donovanc119]

I dreamed of this place, known as strange

[GarF1eId]

Thou art beautiful, Komachi and I would prefer that thou would be the one to take me when I die... but not now, please!? I want to live still.

[TOUHOU918]

My Christmas gift for Komachi is. Jet engine speed boat.

[maebarakeiichi89]

Komachi has a new boat rival; Mononobe no Futo

Which boat will be the best?

Make your bets!

[ExzcellionGamma]

@maebarakeiichi89 Still Komachi.

Sorry Futo.

[Borrynixon]

@maebarakeiichi89 Mononobe no Futo

why?

because Komachi will be found sleeping on the riverside neglecting her duty

[lxXAbsoluteZeroXxl]

@maebarakeiichi89

Murasa

[grgspunk]

Komachi is a nice boat.

[tsubasaotorifangirl]

NOOOO! Take me with you, Komachi!!!!!

[SoulOfRandomness]

@tsubasaotorifangirl To judging with you!

[SoulOfRandomness]

She is REALLY EVIL in PoFV D:<

[laughingfurry]

Holland, Nice Boat.

I'm sorry, I really am, but that video has been in the suggested videos section for every Touhou video I've been to. It just seams most appropriate to mention it here.

[SoulOfRandomness]

ELLI AND KOMA- SYCTHERMANGLED

[TheEternalOtaku]

To Komachi, Shiki's lecture's are like the trombone noises from Charlie Brown

[BuyYuGiOh]

is this place CHINA?

[KlLLAH573]

Touhou is really amazing.

It turns out I liked Touhou music before I had even the slightest clue what I was listening to.

Just look up "200 BPM Dump" (watch?v=GVQfH0-8YA0) and skip to 4:02. I first heard this more than four years ago when StepMania was the game I would ALWAYS play. I didn't even know it was Touhou and I already liked it.

Then, when I first heard this original version, it sounded familiar...

...then I heard 200 BPM Dump again and finally noticed.

[Orghtang]

Dont tell me ur getting Fayde into this .. she isnt as half as lazy as Komachi .. and cant throw theese awesome coins .. i bet she couldnt even battle against a celestial.

[dEndiProductions]

So, Komachi, what's your occupation?

I'm the death god.

How lovely. :|

[Zoroark7]

@dEndiProductions (Not to ruin your joke) Said by Suwako: "Death is impure; Shinigami are not gods."

[dEndiProductions]

@Zoroark7 ...but 'kami' means god. 'Shini' I'm pretty sure means dead.

[Zoroark7]

@dEndiProductions Note: It is Shinigami, not Shinikami. Small change=big difference. Plus, gods cannot die; Shinigami can (if they die, another Shinigami will probably ferry them off).

[dEndiProductions]

@Zoroark7 Actually, the difference between ka and ga is called rendaku, which is not a big difference. Plus, I am not a Shinigami expert, I just took "death god" from the description. T_T

[Starxsword]

@Zoroark7 I don't know what you are trying to say, but you should look up what Shinigami means then. The definition is pretty clearly written as Death God.

Suwako saying that may just means she does not believe Shinigami are gods, that is all. And no, gods can in fact die.

[divinespeargungnir]

@Zoroark7 死 Shi - death, 神 Kami - god, 死神 Shinigami, literally "death god". Here refers to a separated species.

[MitoMito0]

@dEndiProductions you made my day

[bait28]

Awesome. I've always wondered what the song was i remixed, now i know. video response added.

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

I always forget how this sounds, and then I hear it again and I'm all "=D how can I forget this?!"

[Tanksareforcowards]

@leafyxcrowy4eva lmao.. that happens to me with a lot of touhou songs. Even my favorites!

[ExzcellionGamma]

Komachi = Fayde

Got it?

[CzMDavid]

@ExzcellionGamma who?

[ExzcellionGamma]

@CzMDavid HoN Heroine... who has a scythe too... =3

[SorARyZe]

@ExzcellionGamma but does fayde doesn't have a nice boat :/

[ExzcellionGamma]

@SorARyZe Now that's sad for her... xD

[OyVeey]

You can't stop her since she's on a motherfucking boat!

[Wolflord1995]

is it just me or did youtube get resetted? -_-

[PhantomNerifes]

video suggestions: I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain. Fuck yes!

[GentlemanAeon777]

Komachi: Lets see...Reimu...surname?

Reimu: the Shrine maiden

Komachi: The Shrine Maide-Oh for the love of god, you have to be a fucking shrine maiden

Reimu: Problem?

Komachi: Yes. Its like those cats. Its a pain in the ass. You're a "special case"

According to the powers that be, Im just doing my job

Reimu: Im not dead?

Komachi: You are. But not quite

Reimu: Ok. Bye

Komachi: Wait a minute! You have a amount of lives. You CAN die. But you can come back. Leave, theres a dead cat. mofos.

[DFDelta]

@GentlemanAeon777 Great, really. Because of you I just imagined Komachi standing on a boat, looking into the water at a mermaid-Reimu and stating "I don't bloody belive it, there's a fish version of that little bitch now?!". One internets for you, good sir.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@DFDelta Haters gona hate.

*Fantasy Heaven unending style*

[GentlemanAeon777]

What happens when you lose a life in a Touhou game.

???: REIMU. REIMU. REIMU. YES YOU GIRL. YOU'RE DEAD. YOU ARE DEAD. DEAD AS A DODO...DEADER THAN A...

*Komachi Appears*

I cant be assed with this bloody rediculous contraption. Who's idea was this anyway?

Right. Hi, I am Komachi, The Shinigami. Dont laugh.

Reimu: Arent you a little...living to be a shinigami?

Komachi: Well how many shinigamis have you met before, mate?

Reimu: Good point...

[SoulOfRandomness]

No, Sikieiki gave Osama a personal Hell-computer and together they both disliked it. Either that ot Kaguya or Eirin because of Komachi being related to their Last Word Theme, the name Ono no Komachi at least

[azzzooozzz2012]

shikieiki dislike this video

[lunamikoto]

I want girl who like komachi...

[OneBelowZero0]

Actually when you think about it, theres always the possibility of something worse then hell . . . Being trapped in the Scarlet Devil Basement With Flandre Scarlet . . .

[EyrieKun]

Shikieiki: Osama, for killing many people and being a pedophile...Its obvious that  you're going to hell.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@EyrieKun I'd like to think how fans would react if I will make a doujin about Bin Laden entering Gensokyo... primarily at the Hell of Blazing Fires...

[BubbleMusic911]

@ExzcellionGamma Rin: Ha? ARH!! I've seen you before! You were on the news about an invasion in America that I think occured a decade ago! What was your name again...?

Osama: Osama bin Laden.

Rin: U-U-Utsuho! BLAST HIM! (Utsuho blasts)

Osama: (dodges) you missed... now lend me your powers Miss Yatagarasu of Nuclear Fusion... and help me take over Gensokyo!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

lol.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@BubbleMusic911 He must "fool" Utsuho first to acquire her "Oath of Fealty"... :D

[MissIkuNagae]

I just found out that Komachi and Shikieiki could be based of the Greek Mythology people, Charon and Cerberus...

;3;

[sbricksful]

@MissIkuNagae Correction. Charon & Hades.

[MissIkuNagae]

@sbricksful

Aah, my bad.

[Wolflord1995]

@MissIkuNagae Cerberus is Hades, ''pet'' dog

[jingjong12]

Did Komachi forgot to bring the soul of Chuck Norris again?

[Darkipod95]

@jingjong12 YOU FOOL! Chuck Norris NEVER dies.

[SilverSea27]

Nice boat .

[MelodyVocaloidChii]

@SilverSea27 Im on a boat :troll:

[CrimsonHearts102]

SIT DOWN UR ROCKING THE BOAT!

[lengher5]

does komachi have a stage to fight her?

[wanlizhang123]

WTF CHINA?

[HyperShadic191]

im still thinking shes lazy

[xaina222]

hope she'll takes me away when i die

[sbricksful]

Looks like Komachi hit the jackpot.

Osama bin Laden.

[797ZAP]

@sbricksful Heh, Eiki-sama is going to have fun with him. What shall his punishment be???

[GentlemanAeon777]

@sbricksful Im sure Shikieiki gave her a promotion with a few benefits.

[MaxXXXorJustMax]

@sbricksful Even if she did, it would be a waste, since she'd have to either throw him off to the Sanzu or take a good time to cross him over it...

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@sbricksful She killed him

[Darkipod95]

@sbricksful He'd be broke :/

[animekirby100]

@sbricksful hello.

This is completely irrelavent, but it looks like your comment has 99 likes. You know what that means.

*ice shot by Cirno*

[LimitBreakZero]

@sbricksful Isn't the width of the river Sanzu based on how many sins you've committed?

Probably still rowing Bin Laden...

[b3tuki]

@LimitBreakZero nah he got eaten by a random sea monster already

[GentlemanAeon777]

@LimitBreakZero

Doesnt she kick people off the boat if the river is too wide?

Maybe either she's still rowing him (Komachi thought the bottom of the river is too good for him) or hes sitting at the bottom still.

[destructiveuchiha]

Komachi is fishing for ghosts :D

[Tenebrys]

Many wish to return, but she simply won't take them aboard. No one crosses the river more than once.

Besides, she has better, wealthier customers -- fresh, lonely dead awaiting transport. Each needs a safe ferry, and a good friend.

The water rustles pleasantly under her paddle's caress, but she doesn't look down. There's nothing she wants to see under the surface, only damned corpses and their pleading, beckoning eyes.

Sometimes they whisper to her. All she can do is sing until they stop.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@Tenebrys Where did you get that? It's nice.

[UnownPikachu]

Pretty much we all know that Komachi has a nice boat. The reasons why?

1:It's a nice boat

2:or is it Kefir?

3:Suwako probably stole it one time

4:Komachi is on a (nice) boat

5:KOMACHI AND HER NICE BOAT MUST STILL BE ALIVE!

[silverclaus618]

Row Row Row Your Boat ~

Gently Down The Stream~

Oh.. wait.... she rows it down a river....

[lucarioman69]

Shikeiki:

Komachi! You're my understudy! I I say you care, YOU CARE!

You're conviction for disobeying orders: give me 300 grams of your boobs apiece!

[Banim]

She should be in Touhou 13. The theme of that game seems to fit somewhat. Maybe throw her as mid-boss of Extra stage? (They did that with Sanae on SA, so why not?) Anyway, amazing theme :) I always like listening to this while I dodge barrages of coins. In real life.

[ChristianDSO]

2 ppl are inmortal and will never met komachi :(

[Shadowelf93]

@ChristianDSO Indeed: Kaguya and Mokou :D

[MRazorK10]

@ChristianDSO

Some might meet Rin instead

Muhahaha

[Wolflord1995]

@MRazorK10 Rin is a shi''K''igami not a shi''n''igami...

[MRazorK10]

@Wolflord1995

Rin? I'm speaking of Orin from Touhou 11, the caaaat =3

[Wolflord1995]

@MRazorK10 oh, right. i got confused with ran XD

[ExzcellionGamma]

@MRazorK10 Not just a cat... a kasha, the one who steals corpses at funeral (Japanese myth)

[Pixxa0659]

She Looks like Ange from Umineko no naku koro ni.

[beautyandlies1]

N-N-NICE BOAT KOMACHI'S NICE BOAT

N-N-NICE BOAT KOMACHI'S NI-

-shot-

[zebdal]

nice boat

[BM309K58SMERCH]

If you look closely at her mouth in this picture,...its a :3

in other words...can I have link to the picture anybody? and not danbooru please!

[ExzcellionGamma]

@BM309K58SMERCH search for it at konachan... :D

[Anonymous738]

That city looks awfully pimped up considering that it's in the afterworld, don't you think? That, or Shikieiki has good taste.

[danesp101]

@Anonymous738 Hell is a nice place around this time of year.Lava temperatures decrease drasticly and the outside (portrayed in this pic) has nice calm breezes.I would give a free pass there but the only way in is for you to die and considering how lazy Komachi is you would never get there in time to enjoy the weather. :(

[Flarelong]

This song always turns me Happy

[chainofazns]

oh Komachi, you and your larger than Shikieki's breasts....DANZAI

[PIKMINROCKS]

Other than being red, her hair bears a striking resemblance to Kisume's, with the pigtails and hair beads.

[xXF0rGotten]

@PIKMINROCKS funny you mention that...cuz in the giant fanbase of touhou, there are some comics saying that kisume is shikieiki and komachi's kid (green hair and pigtailed hair beads) . kinda creepy but ehh..

[lucarioman69]

i can just imagine if she satrted singing that italian gondola song XD

[Melylareputamadre]

1)Nice boat comment

2)Get many thumbs up

-_-U

[octapusxft]

For a moment I thought she was holding a fishing rod lol

[Churroization]

I like how Komachi is the main reason why the events in PoFV started. :P

[xtrem3rd]

@Churroization She's not really the reason it started, but rather the reason it didn't end...

[Pixxa0659]

Komachi needs to be in more games

[nokion]

@Pixxa0659 Yes she does

[Saro275]

@Pixxa0659 oh how right you are! komachi <3

[Th3R3M1nd3r]

I'm On A Kefir (Explicit Version)

[ExzcellionGamma]

By the way, NICE BOAT... Komachi... :))

[SmashSister425]

row row row your boat gently down the stream

[ExzcellionGamma]

@SmashSister425 Merrily merrily merrily "Death" is but a travel... Whoops.

[kaiji]

shes not my favorite but i think shes the cutest one

[UnownPikachu]

Me:What a nice boat...

*Suwako theme happens*

Suwako:Ni-Ni-Nice boat! Suwako's Nice boat!

me:theif...

[MariaBernkastel]

Nice boat, Komachi. 8D

[ItsudemoOtakun]

Boat? No, it's kefir.

[creami2000]

She's a shinigami

[pokemewnic]

Looks at the related vids:

I'm on a boat. ROFLORZ

[atfyntify]

I always loved her theme! I use to always forget its komachi's theme and think its just some kind of song remix of touhou,And now I remembered.^_^

[gokk777]

Nice boat

[sakuya45]

well it doesn't have much to do with it... i play easy mode too but i like this vieo -_- hmm i think it's making no sense

[Kingofeurope]

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Look at me everybody, 'cuz I'm standing on a boat!

[kiragaaraisME]

where did u download this song?

[EclipseAmethyst]

Her???

The death god??

o.o

[strangecommentboy]

@xxsimscityxx she doesn't move extremely fast, she just stops time and knifes people so they think she moves fast.

[Shintear]

@strangecommentboy Regardless, that was a pretty quick reaction to the word pa-

*knifed*

[ABchihuahua98]

"with a picture of the death god Komachi Onozuka" wow, that is not what i imagine a death god looking like...and that makes her look all the more threatening

[ExzcellionGamma]

@ABchihuahua98 Hello there... she's a shinigami... you know. :))

[Khazard1000]

how can those 2 people dislike this?

is awesome i like the beggning the most :[)

[sakuya45]

2 peoples plays easy mode

[SkyFormToad]

@sakuya45 I really play in easy mode.... because I sucks at danmaku D:

...but what easy mode have about too dislike this video? °A°

[Shintear]

@SkyFormToad it's basically saying that those who dislike this video suck at Touhou. Not the greatest insult in my opinion.

[axxuka]

@Shintear Well Everybody suck at their first game in the style (I think). I just started normal mode. You must learn in easy before going there. ><

[1SaiyanPrincess]

I wonder how Komachi feels when she get yelled at by Shiki everyday.

[ehmz222]

@1SaiyanPrincess after thousand of years i think she is totally immune to that, i was wondering the opposite way, how shikieki never get tired of yelling at komachi.

[xxMTXDxx]

nice boat

[Theunknownfighter]

Everybody loves Komachi.

[TheHeartless09]

rawr

[sora8711]

@TheHeartless09 Heartless wanted to surprise visit Komachi!~

[TheHeartless09]

@sora8711 Noo you burn!!!

[xxYakumoYukarixx]

Komachi's hair is red.

Case closed.

End.

Finish.

Fin.

終わり!

[MrAgnost]

@xxYakumoYukarixx Damn Straight!

[7arani]

pictures like these are why i want to see more touhou cosplays...

[UnboltingFalcon]

Is it me.... or is Komachi beautiful in this picture? XD

[strangeguygonewild]

MARRY ME, KOMACHI!!

[ExzcellionGamma]

@strangeguygonewild Wow... asking Komachi's hand in marriage?? You are really a strageguygonewild...

Yeah... but nice proposal... :D

[GardevoirGirl]

IT'S A BOAT! A /very/ nice boat!

May I have it~? *scythed*

[DooriChan]

Yay, I'm gonna cosplay her OwO

[gillstar34]

nice boat

[McToatsers]

nice boat

[yamato683]

i love Komachi and her nice boat.

[MikiMikiDouga]

SHES ON A BOAT

SHES ON A BOAT

TAKE A GOOD DAMN LOOK ON THE MOTHER FUCKING BOAT

[pokemewnic]

@MikiMikiDouga

Reference FTW

[PokeNaruBleach]

@MikiMikiDouga Nice boat.

[CGScrewman]

@PokeNaruBleach

No, it's Kefir.

[PokeNaruBleach]

@CGScrewman B-but it's still a boat!

[Ray5472]

@ComradeLibertarian

"Never thought she'd be one a BOAT!!"

[MarouchU]

KOMACHI i just love you n.n

[theUTAUfan]

It seems that the more i litsen to ZUN'S art, the more i seem to like it, the rist time i litsend to this song i couldn't even... i don't know... ''Catch the tune'' or whatever you say it, now i love it ^^

[x69xSeraphisse]

Nice boat, Komachi.

[Sparkhandler]

@TheTrollMr Wow, small world, either way it seems you've gotten better at trolling since I last saw you, not by much though.

[keithzimm1]

This song is so precious. I'ma Marisa it.