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  • if he can't do it because of his stroke, DON'T HAVE HIM FUCKING DO THE COUNTDOWN! prerecord that shit!

  • dick clark is all strokeeeyyy

  • What I would like to know is where the Yahoo website censor is. I thought that there was a terms and conditions menu that determined the type of language that could or couldn't be used. Can't you people engage in debate without using profanity and insult? Immature behaviour seems to be running rampid.

  • How can you fuck that up? Lol wtf. A 3 year old kid could have done that.

  • 25 sec is gay

  • Gay 25 sex

  • he's making so much money for counting down from 20 seconds, we can at least make a little fun of him

  • Many youth have very little respect and regard for older people. I'm just as guilty at times but respecting our elders is a principle that we have to hold true to. What goes around comes around.

  • holy shit he has the power to warp time!!!!

  • I waited for the drop, but it never happened.

  • But he's been doing this for 40 years, it's great and stuff that he started this, but he has to learn to let go of his ego. I mean it's amazing that he can still do the stuff he does because of his stroke but someone else needs to do the countdown i'm getting sick of Clark.

  • Faggot ass bitch punk, go to hell

  • i dont see anything embarrassing about this video..wtf like the guys supposed to be a fucking robot?

  • Give him a break? The guy's ego is so big that he'd rather embarrass himself on national TV than to step aside and, you know, actually give someone else a chance for the first time in 300 years.

  • This title is so degrading, he had a stroke for god's sakes it's awesome that he is still doing it! You could change the title to something less ass-hole-ish!

  • @freestylefreak1818 I only said it because this video is what it is. Sorry, if you don't like it, I'm not going to change it.

  • @freestylefreak1818 fuckin calm ur tits

  • @freestylefreak1818 look, kid, we can see you're trying to be a caring douche, but let's get real, this is youtube. there are people making fun of the mentally handicapped, beating animals, and talking shit all of the time. just be happy he didn't name the video "Dick-the-Tard-Clark Fucks up Simple Math on Live Television", fruitcake.

  • I agree, he should probably just hang it up. He's been good for many years , but at some point you need to just step back and head to some villa in Aspen.

  • i almost died laughing

  • how dare you the man has had a multiple number of strokes and you get on youtube and pick at him rember god dnt like ugly beta ask him for forgiviness because this rite here yhur doind is down right WRONG sn epic fail...

  • I love how his voice sounds when he says "nine."

  • Retire Dick.

  • leave him alone you guys are such a-holes. RESPECT.

  • he did say 11 you douchebags he just said it the wrong time lol!!!!!

  • I say not bad for a guy 81 yrs young! His appearance did make me sad because it is difficult to see such a good guy have to suffer through disability. You want to think of a person at their best; you want to think of the picture of dad looking strong on the beach and not the one of dad in a wheelchair in the hospital. But it is reality, and kudos to the network for not being shy about it. I think he may have skipped a number thinking he was getting behind on the actual count then got confused

  • I Know He Has Strokes But His Voice makes me Laugh!

  • I feel bad making fun of him cuz i know that i would probably be singing the ABCs and doing the macorana not counting down...its amazing he can recover like this but....its just sooo funny!

  • This year he did say 13 and 11.

  • For Dick Clark to have a stroke, bounce back and make a comeback year after year to do this show is an honor for us. He is an remarkable man, and I, for one, have been very fortunate to have met him, and watched American Bandstand through the years...For those who insult this man, the only thing I can say is....I hope you don't wake up one day and have the same disability and then wonder...."Why Me...?" God Bless, you and your family, Mr. Clark, and thank you.....

  • I was kinda hoping he would have messed it up again this year :)

  • @supersmileyallie Bravo, u are so right,well said !!!

  • Give the man a break. he had a stroke.

  • Dick Clark is an icon. He's been doing this for 38 years. He is the FATHER of New Years Rockin' Eve. It's tradition and I want him to keep doing this until he ABSOLUTELY can't.

  • what a joke... he cant even count down from 20 right...  we should call up elmo and barney and teach ol' dick here how to count...

  • @TheAnimeTop10 Or elmo and barney could teach you how to stop being an ass.

  • 51 people have problems with people having strokes! NO LIFES

  • @supersmileyallie Of course you don't think we should be able to post bad things. You are for censorship, where as I am for free speech. Hitler had the same ideas you have!

  • We can laugh at whatever we want, this is the internet. Stop imposing your views on what we think should be funny. If I have a stroke Ill make a Youtube video of myself and you can laugh your ass off at the irony. Then at least I made someone happy....

  • @Scolecite ur gay

  • @TheAnimeTop10 ur a douche

  • We all love Dick and he is fuckin' AWESOME!!! No one can hold a CANDLE to what this man has done in his life, and he looks absolutely marvelous doing it (like he hasn't aged a year in the last forty...). Rock on, Dick!!! Loads of love from your tasteful and classy fan in CT - Kristismom8.

  • 15, 14, 12, 10, 11,

  • its funny, i know he had a stroke, but its funny

  • ANYONE LAUGHING AT THIS IS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

  • @ShadowLadyLost im rofling

  • Dick Clark is STILL the man!

  • Its amazing that in 2012, by then he would be hosting this for 40 years!

  • Its about time to bring Dick out of his coma again, clean him up and wheel him to NYC so he can wish us a Happy DEW YEAR 2011

  • This VIDEO is FAIL, and the fact that it's on Dick Clark's wikipedia is even worse...like what has been said on here by countless others: for all of you mocking someone with a disability, enjoy getting bent over by karma later in life

  • happy DEWyear O&A fans

  • Dick is a perfect name for this fuckin'has-been,.....the most fun I have every new years! Keep it up ya drooling stooge!!!! Hope he is even more incoherent next year!!! And maybe fire that tool Ryan, and replace him with that marblemouth Jesse Jackson...

  • @misterwhitefolkz Learn correct punctuation and maybe someone might actually take your shit seriously.

  • @TheFrisbeetarian I could not care less,professor.....and I am extremely disappointed in the ol' Dickster. I waited all night to see him fuck the count up, and he actually correctly bumbled and mumbled through it. Time for a relapse if they want me to sit through Ryan's boring shit next year.

  • @misterwhitefolkz THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE A RACIST !! MISTERWHITFOLK ?? AND YOU ALSO SOUND LIKE A PATHECTIC PIECE OF SHIT THE WAY YOU THINK AND SPEAK , SAD , DONT WANT TO WISH YOU ANY BAD LUCK ,BUT MAYBE TRY A STROKE OR TWO TO SLOW THAT PATHETIC MIND OF YOURS DOWN ALITTLE ,MAYBE YOUD HAVE ALITTLE MORE COMPASION MASSERWHITEFOLK

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  • HAHA STROKE

  • @nick92691 Go die in a fire, you heartless bastard. What if you were in his position?

  • I heard his favorite band is The Strokes too!

  • Give him a fucking break you heartless pricks

  • 15 12 11 9? wtf

  • He has had many strokes and by putting it as a fail implies making fun of him and that makes you sound like a douche.

  • @thestapletube actually, "putting it as a fail" implies that dick clark made a mistake, or "failed", which he did, and the fact that you said that makes YOU a douche. Maybe I should make a video called "Thestapletube Comment FAIL" because "putting it as a fail" would imply that I'm making fun of you, which I am.

  • im not makin fun of dick clarck ik what he has but when i saw tht i laughed on TV but my GP had the same hing and he gets a little confused like tht to so im not bein mean or anything i respect u dic BEST MAN EVR

  • Here Here! And amen to that Marykins

  • NO, Dick can't help how he talks. YES, he had a stroke, - we all agree it sucks. But he CAN step down from his position. The guy just can't do his job anymore. If Michael Phelps had a stroke and couldn't move half of his body, nobody would expect him to compete in the Olympics. People wouldn't sit by the pool watching him flail around helplessly and say 'He can't swim the way he used to, but the guy did have a stroke'. It's time for Dick to go. I can't watch him drown anymore.

  • @curlyfry197...How the hell are you gonna compare that mush-mouth DOUCHE Phelps to an institution like Clark?? Are you fucking loony?? Nobody gives a damn about a pot-smoking swimmer we heard about once, a few years ago! But Clark has given us 60 years of entertainment in MANY, MANY forms, has been responsible for the successes of some of the greatest names in Rock 'n Roll of ALL TIME... and you wanna talk about Michael "I Talk Like I Got a Mouthful of Someone's Cum" Phelps? Get FUCKING REAL!

  • @Tre404 I've reread my post 3 times and I'm still trying to figure out where I compared Michael Phelps and Dick Clark. The only reason I mentioned Michael Phelps was to point out that should a swimmer lose his ability to swim, people would expect him to retire from swimming. In the same vein, Dick Clark - an iconic broadcaster - has lost his ability to broadcast, and people are justifiably calling for his retirement.

  • @curlyfry197 he should hang it up and retire. i know he'll be in times square to ring in 2011 its just painful to watch this show with the slurred speech I just feel the entire show should just be passed on to ryan secrest

  • @curlyfry197 Wait so Dick's a swimmer? And who the hell is Phelps?

  • @curlyfry197 dude hes counting down from like 30 not winning gold medals in the olympics u took this well out of perspective

  • @curlyfry197 you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself....Dick clark IS the reason why the new years eve celebration is there and personally, rather some people view it as "drowning" or someone that can understand he is doing something that many could NOT do after a stroke..give the guy the respect he's due and i dont care if he's on life support and doing the new years eve, he deserves every single moment of it. go fuck yourself

  • @curlyfry197 I don't see how counting down to New Years is relevant to swimming in the Olympics.

  • Lol I have to be DC in an american bandstand pop concert.. Fuck lol

  • This Dang Ball Drop never should of happened. I Hate 2010, I broke my Dang cell phone, my dog went missing . I HATE 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i saw that live

  • Dick Clark is famous for being an egotistical, arrogant, power hungry, bullying control freak. It's only appropriate that these very same personality flaws should cause him to cling to a public role that will embarrass & humiliate him once a year for eternity.

  • @lazur1 ...It's easy to accuse. Show us your sources. I want hard proof that Clark got where he is today by being an asshole. In a long, 60+-year career, there must be SOME source you can cite! We're waiting.... Until you produce, you might want to shut the fuck up about shit you know NOTHING about.

    Again..... proof of your slander, please??

  • @Tre404 Based on many musical artists & music biz guys I know, who've met Clark & were treated rudely: Same way we decide whether -anyone's- an ass or not. Whad'ya expect, a notarized note from Obama? Do your own research.

  • @Tre404 why do you have such a hardon for old dick anyway?

  • happy dew year

  • We all understand that Dick Cark is a legend but there comes a time when we all have to say goodbye at some point, else we be come a sad parody trying to be what we no longer can be. I hope Dick has the good sense to let some young blood take over the "reigns" if he's still around next year. It's hard to hear somone of his former stature embarrass themselves.

  • this man had a horrible stroke, he could be dead, it's not his fault he's got problems... don't make judgments based upon that...

  • Cubs win! Cubs win! Holy cow!!!!

  • So Dick Clark, an 80 year old man who had a stroke, messed up. He missed a number or two, yet somehow so many of you think you are better than him. You call him retarded and make fun of his situation for not being able to count, yet most of you apparently cannot spell. Many of you seem to have limited vocabularies and end up sounding totally ignorant with all of the unnecessary cursing...are you sure your brain is working correctly? Be careful of the standards your judgments are based upon.

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  • Having a stroke is not fun. It presents a variety of problems which I deal with daily. I participate in physical therapy five days a week and try not to dwell on the problem, but instead strive for improvement."

    Dick Clark

  • @DrWizardMan I don't know why but that just made me laugh my ass off!

  • hahaha he cant countdown

  • @bananaman22 ..hahaha...you are an ASS HolE...weeeeee!

  • hahah c'mon its funny a little but hes old and had a stroke

  • just leave him alone he really isn't hurting anybody

  • you all realize this man had a horrible stroke right?

  • I think it is cruel for people to laugh at Dick Clark, but at the same time it's just the way people think and act nowadays. Something changed, humanity, not it's whole just stopped............ caring.

  • stfu this guy goes on national tv and misses the numbers every year if I were him I would stop embarassing myself I mean for christ sake I cant even appreciate the countdown itself because i'm just waiting for him to miss a number...

  • Ryan Seacrest looks like some guy that'd be hanging out at the elementary school playground.

  • Ok, this is geared to all the people saying that ABC is "making" Dick do the count down every year.

    Did any of you watch him when he made his return to TV for the 2005/2006 Broadcast of Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve? Right before he counted us down to 2006, he said that he "wouldn't have missed this for the World." Sounds to me as though he's made the choice to go on every year since then, not as though ABC Executives are calling him every year and saying do the count down or else...

  • man if he was in china they wouldve cut his tounge off

  • .....damn why couldnt he have been in china?

  • Fucking hilarious title! And fuck you guys for saying stop making fun of him. I bet when you heard it too you laughed. 2 years in a row??

  • Nope. I didn't laugh. I'm not that cold-hearted.

  • I'd like to see you morons do half this good when you're a million years old like him. Yeah, I make a lot of jokes about him being undead and all, but I have a lot of respect for him going on with things, not letting the stroke stop him. You should hope to do the same at his age, no kidding. If we get decent health care in this country, we'll have a chance!

  • turns out he's only 80.

  • If you want health care, get a job. Stop depending on gov't handouts, you fuckin' bum.

  • O I BARELY NOTICED TOOO

  • I didn't realize it, but Dick screwed up two years in a row!

    2009: 14 15 12...

    2010: 14 12 10 11...

    That 13 really throws him!

  • lol

  • wow im gonna cry when he dies what a good man !

  • Poor guy... Had a stroke but he is still in great shape and is a great guy:)

  • Dick Clark may be 80 but he is still the World's Oldest Teenager!

    Dick can not help how he sounds since he did have a stroke but New Year's is still great with him ringing it in!

  • He got off count but recovered OK. I was watching live at barely noticed it.

  • does it really matter? that's why the numbers are on the screen. and when all else fails, use your fingers.

  • Watching him was kinda sad :(

    But Dick Clark pwns and is from Mount Vernon so w.e

  • hey, he's done this for many,many years you need to remember he's had a stroke and is getting old!

  • its not that big of deal..he even laughed about it.

  • I hope all you morons have a stroke and end up 10x as bad as he is. F'in idiots.

  • f ing idiots woooooow faaaagoooot hommo

  • Why are people making an issue of Dick Clark failure to accurately do the countdown? Consider his age. Those who are making it an issue today, may some day have the shoe on the other foot.

    Dick Clark is alive, he's well enough to share the bringing in of 2010 with the audience there and those watching it on the television.

    I've enjoyed hearing him and watching him on shows he has done and would like to continue to hear him and the contribution he's making to help entertain us.

  • He had a stroke and that's why he fucked up.

  • well he did suffer a stroke

  • still cool though

  • @MrKrook4life

    consider his age, If I'm right, he's 80.

  • You're right. He is 80 and despite his stroke, he still looks pretty good for his age.

  • good luck in life you moron.

  • So he messed up. So what. Still an epic way to ring in the decade.

    For those hating on Mr. Clark, remember the man suffered a horrible stroke. The fact he is still coming in to do these countdowns is very admirable in my eyes.

  • its not a new year without dick clark

  • 5,6,4,3 Whose Chair is that? Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say.

  • hahaha as soon as i saw that i knew it was goin on utube

  • What happened to 13?

  • 12...10..11 haha funny as hell but still love ya dick......clark haha

  • I hope the people being mean 2 Dick Clark get a stroke and see how they like it

  • does anyone at all remember when he did the count down into 2008 he dint even say 10....TEN the most important new year countdown number...ten...so if anyone has it PLEASE UPLOAD IT ASAP

  • Actually, I think that was the count down into 2007. He skipped 10 so he could count the rest of the way with the crowd.

  • How about I upload my jizz into your oral cavity.

    Eat me, lucybooger.

  • Dick runs that shit, they can't get rid of him.

  • 0:05

  • i know when i was counting down he made me confused

  • Hydron likes to lick dogs on their bumholes.

  • wow people lets just chill out Dick Clark is a fighter and im happy to hear him count down .......

  • Karma is a BITCH and she is on the RAG!!!!

    Fuck you hoth, or sloth, whatever .....

    Fuckhead making fun of people that have a disability.

    @ Hydron +100% you said it perfectly!!

  • I'm not Making fun of Dick Clark, i just posted it ,as it happened, because i knew people would want to see it, and they do. the comments are split, half make fun of him or laugh, and others say they love/support him. I'm, Switzerland at this point. I'm not milking my "success." so you telling me to fuck myself is a rather useless insult.

    have a good day.

  • America is on a terror alert, at war, and the country is spinning in the shitter and all you can bitch about is an 80 year old making a little mistake? I bet half you dip shits talking shit can even count to five. I even bet the other half of you dip shits talking shit cant even read this insult.

  • @Hydron27 i can count to 5. 1 2 3 4 5. and i can obviously read because i have responded to your comment :)

  • Screw all you haters. Karma's gonna give you a stroke when you're 80. How else do you expect him to talk? He's a strong person for recovering so much, so fuck off. Dumb asses.

  • @pear406 That's not how Karma works.

  • I'd like to see some of the smart asses that posted here try to do this sort of thing when you're in your 80's and have had a stroke. Karma's a bitch.

  • Ladies and gentleman, this new year's countdown has been sponsored by Mountain Dew Year.

  • Oh come on, leave him alone. He's an old man and had a stroke, and he still looks healthy. Cut him slack, he handled it well.

  • I don't care how much Dick Clark garbles the countdown (which is certainly not his fault), he'll always be DA MAN!! He still looks great for 80 years young.

  • What a mushmouth ass.

    Happy Dew Year, indeed.

  • Poor guy... You guys are so mean to him.

  • i know right!

    He Was Just Counting, and he corrected himself!

  • He got to one did he not? That's all that really matters

  • jUsT lEaVe BiLl ClArK Alaonennee

    jUSest leave himeaa allonNeEee!!111!!

  • I bet they took him out for icecream afterward. :D

    I bet he ordered moose tracks.

    :3

    I bet I'm going to hell!

  • Lmao. This was funny (:

  • he had a stroke so its hard for him

  • seriously for having a stroke and being how old he is, he did pretty well. Give him a break people!

  • You guys take this too seriously.

  • ~ shut up He did fine!

  • He did fine? He said 10 before he said 11 and thats fine? haha

  • Stern talked about it this morning

  • Yep he needs to give it up already.

  • not to be mean but i can see this as being his last time counting the down to a new year

  • dude not cool the man had a severe stroke it's a miracle that he is alive and that he can even talk so he is a little bit slow fuk off you asshole and all of you who make fun of dick

  • I think next year NBC should put Ralph Kiner on to compete with him!!!! Kiner's Rockin New Years Eve Korner.

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