Chasing Amy - Racist Star Wars

[bels10]

what is a nubian??????

[atomichead777]

i just watched clerks, mallrats, and J&SB strike back

now i gotta watch this

[FredericaBimble]

'always some white dude got to invoke the holy trinity.' So many good lines.

'What's a Nubian?' 

'Shut the fuck up!'

[irongiant20012001]

Hilarious

[MrJayCudmore]

BLACK RAGE!

[nightchillsxz]

Anyone else hates it when they use racism to gain attention. It's so offensive and god damn fucking annoying.

[OliviaTheGeek]

@nightchillsxz you do realise this scene is actually a joke? The guy talking doesn't hate white people, he does it to sell his comic...

[ShadrachWTF]

@nightchillsxz So, you've never actually seen this movie, or taken this scene in context. Oh, BTW, that's a statement of fact, not a question. Learn to actually see things as they are, rather than what you figure they should be. Even better, learn to think and reason as a human being, not a drone. It just might make you not only more intelligent, but also keep people from staying away from you due to your ignorance.

[tremonster1]

Uncle tom nigga

[TheChallengeU]

what's a nubian?

[BigkKinny]

@TheChallengeU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[EpicBeard815]

"aaaaaaaaa c'mon thats a bunch of horseshit!"

[freak1061]

its obama lol

[powersoftritone]

But Darth Vader (nubian god) was the leader of the white army in star wars a black man is the most powerful man in the universe until that white devil emperor came into the picture 

[juandhaltrich]

black RAGE!!!!!!!

[bvalenz]

Search "Chasing Amy Outtakes" & watch from 0:55-2:50 - classic!

[TheDoomArt]

Just imagine that this brother would've been in a Superman movie.

[ibtl1]

fucking niggers

[TheGunmode3]

George Lucas Ruined The Star Wars Franchise THE MINUTE THAT WAVIED HAIR JIGGABOO STEPPED IN SCREEN N PUT HIS MONKEY PAWS ALL OVER PRINCESS LEIA

[ermonski]

well Mace WIndu was the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy far far away

[CoolerKing37]

@ermonski FUCK Mace Windu....uncle tom nigga....

[ThisisAliFareedshow]

@CoolerKing37 the movie was out before the prequels

[markfjones7dajedi]

hahaha when dude said "who said" that you knew it was on ahaha

[thade86]

Black Rage !!!!! Black Rage !!!!!

[MrJayCudmore]

My new life purpose it too find what a "Noobian" Is.

[CoolerKing37]

@MrJayCudmore Just so you know, it's an ethnic group in Northern Africa.

[irongiant20012001]

@CoolerKing37 Not just that, but "Nubia" or Kush, was a powerful kingdom that bordered Egypt, and even took over Egypt at one point. Today, the "Nubians" are the black ethnic group in southern Egypt who trace their lineage to this Kingdom.

[jgagz73]

"SAFE FOR WHITE FOLKS" LOL

[rudecrudedude1]

hahaha funny as fuck

[TrentH190]

FUCK LANDO CALRISSIAN! UNCLE TOM NIGGER! HAHA!

[WhatWouldHarryDo]

THIS MOVIE CAME OUT IN 1997 BEFORE STAR WARS EPISODE 1-3. STOP ASKIN WHAT ABOUT MACE WINDU

[KILLBILL1091]

maybe someone should have pointed out that "hey! vader is white, because luke is white... Dumbass"

[plut0smus1c]

@KILLBILL1091 doesnt make for a good movie if we do

[Bhoys6707]

Banky: "What's a Nubian

Answer: Vaders wife

[joebstarsurfer]

its fucking true ! cant believe darth at the end.

[jsh1fatherof4]

Intergalactic civil war

[tengu190]

best part of the film, same though it was deleted was when they talk about star wars in dogma and it connection to relgion, or in clerks with independent contractor.

[twelvgage1984]

DAMN! my name's earl just got shot!!!

[Tza89]

What's a Nubian?

[penguin1818]

@Tza89 SHUT THE FUCK UP! lol

[MBW600]

Admiral Akbar was brown.....does that count? :P

[lobyte]

First time i saw this i nearly pissed myself

[CJusticeHappen21]

What about the storm troopers? I mean, Vader being black was supposed to symbolize the "dark side". But all storm troopers were white as sin

[thyringmaster]

ill trace a chalk line around you dead fucking body ha ha

[8Biohazard5]

last friday i actually almost died from laughing after seeing this scene high on xtc

BLACK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

Now you got vader, The blackest brotha in the galaxy xD

[NightCrimson]

It's funny how he talks about people being Racist to black people,whilst he himself is being Racist to white people (e.g he calls white people 'crackers'). Then when people ask him a question, he starts being an arsehole, and swearing at them. He doesn't even pose a good argument, and misses many important points how Star Wars was and wasn't racist in aspects. Just because Darth Vader wore a black-coloured suit, doesn't make his character black.

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

@NightCrimson He's just doing the whole black rage thing to sell the comic

[Jeffko78]

"What's a nubian... bitch you almost made me laugh."

[HeroOfCanton99]

Really disappointing that there wasn't more of this guy in the second half of the movie

[batmanrules1014]

haha, my favorite scene in the whole movie.

[MultiLapislazuli]

@wiccanhighpriest0. Its never ok to b racist.

[myutoobchannel]

@MultiLapislazuli wrong movie

[hitman036]

"What's a Nubian?" is one of the best lines in any Kevin Smith movie!

[cons993]

Black rage!

[aminadoc21]

Why did you name this video white hating coon? Very offensive.

[ciobanica]

@aminadoc21

I see you answered your own question there sport. Also, thats the description you're talking about, not the name of the video. I suggest you watch the film to see what White Hating Coon is about.

[jadedrakerider]

@aminadoc21

Have you even seen this movie? It's great (btw) but I won't spoil the point of this scene for you.

Just chill out and pop it in the DVD player and come back.

[TheStevehixn]

@aminadoc21 Are you serious? Have you seen this movie? The comic book that Hooper writes is called White Hating Coon.

[BaileySaur]

...

What about Mace Windu?

[ciobanica]

@BaileySaur Bad fan-fics don't count. 

[hippiedude01]

Mace windu wasnt there yet

[MikeJ2k9]

@ciobanica Since when did any character Samuel L. motherfucking Jackson play not count?

[ciobanica]

@MikeJ2k9

 Since the prequels managed to suck so damn much they somehow managed to even eclipse even Samuel L. motherfucking Jackson... i think someone must have divided by zero or something....

[Patrickdraven]

@ciobanica Samuel L Jackson was the only reason Episode 1 2 and 3 got any attention.

[ciobanica]

@Patrickdraven And that still couldn't save them...

[dragancer]

you know non of the prequels were out when this movie was made?

plus the prequels don't hold a candle to the original trilogy

[beeka111]

@Patrickdraven he died in number 2

[Indabaz]

@ciobanica 1,2,and 3 were not out yet!

[ciobanica]

@Indabaz Shhhh... don't spoil the joke... let them figure it out on their own.

[nymetsfan9121]

@ciobanica samule l jackson was the only good thing about the prequels.

[Joecbg100]

@nymetsfan9121 You're missing Ian McDirmind, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor and Natlaie Portman!!

[TocTep]

@MikeJ2k9 Since he was in "Starwars 123"

[DonStugots]

@MikeJ2k9 since the movie this is from came out in the 90's, before Sam Jackson was cast in his role

[peadarrock12]

@MikeJ2k9 Chasing Amy was made before the Star Wars prequels.

[itdano]

@MikeJ2k9 Since this movie came out a good two years before Phantom Menace.

[godzilla1077]

@ciobanica For every Mace Windu, George Lucas counters with Jar Jar Binks.

[crispytaco38]

@BaileySaur chasing movie came out b4 the prequels

[LibraHorse1]

@BaileySaur the prequels didn't exist then.

[mazrimtaim10]

@BaileySaur

Plus Mace Windu got killed by two white guys.

[makiverem8891]

@BaileySaur

chasing amy was released in '97 while episode one in '99

[whaowman]

What's a nubian?

[whaowman]

"What about Storm Troopers? They're all WHITE but Darth Vader command them :D"

*Draws his gun*

*shoots the guy*

"BLACK RAGE!!!"

[tangos]

oh god, he is so funny. What a fantastic act.

[crazi88s]

Shit. The days when Kevin Smith used to make good/funny ass movies... It's sad that he peaked in the 90's

[NeilFraudstrong]

You're insane! Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Witherby!

[shootthekitty]

What's a nubian?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

They trying to tell us that deep down inside, we all wants to be WHITE!

Well isn't that true?

Lmao

[WiccanHighPriest0]

...and he says cracker too. I'm done watching the racist black asshole

[WiccanHighPriest0]

Oh he's complaining about racism then he says nigga and says some crap about "white BOYS". Racist fucker.

[HisEmptyHouse]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Two points for morons: 1) The character in this is supposed to be like a character from a blaxsploitation films. Hence the music kicking in.

2) Talking about racism doesn't make someone racist. In this case, this is satire.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@HisEmptyHouse in essense, what you said is "I'm dumb and ignoring the fact he SAID racist things rather than simply talked about racism", and "It's O.K. to be racist if you're talking about racism". Grow a brain, sheep.

[deadlyram2k6]

vader was voiced by a black guy.

[johnnyA91]

"Whats a nubian?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[DanFrederiksen]

lol : )

[isaiaselcaco]

What a good moments, when Kevin Smith filmed really good stuff and Ben Affleck wasnt totally a jackass.

[GrendelBoglin]

"What do you call that?" "Intergalactic civil war?!"

[MrNiceGuySMKM]

.......but Vader wasnt black

[jokullernir88]

Vader was totally black! They even got James Earl Jones to do his voice, doesn't get more black than this@MrNiceGuySMKM 

[MrNiceGuySMKM]

@jokullernir88 yeah the voice maybe, but Vader was definitely white......

[gabomeister]

@robbierules81 : Brodie is the Jason Lee's character in Mallrats. This is a Chasing Amy scene. This character is Banky Edwards, not Brodie.

[ChrisRane]

That's a bunch of horseshit

[tehsuperpotato]

Only just realized, the license plate on the car is Cracker 1

[patticapattica]

What the fuck happened to Jason Lee? He used to be the man! So sad..

[323guiltyspark]

Yeah, but now we have Mace Windu for black fans of sci fi and fantasy to look up to. He's the pimpest Jedi out there and he didn't go out like no punk. It took fucking lightening to take him down, plus, when he did go down, he fucked up the emperor's face in one last fuck you.

[Lemonncloud]

"FUCK Lando Calrissian, Uncle Tom nigga!"

That shit had me on the floor.

[keiko909]

ahahahaha!

[bigluser]

This is one of the best scenes of any movie ever.

[robbierules81]

FUCK HE SHOT BRODIE

[jukka4president]

"what's a nubian"

"shut the fuck up!"

lol i lost it

[KahlerHahn]

this was the moment i fell in love with that flick... not knowing what greatness will be coming up

one of the best flicks ever

[vargulf19]

Intergalactic Civil War?

GENTRIFICATION!

[ghostbuster56]

haha he does have a point.

[PaulDenton14]

BLACK RAGE!

[BLovesTylerHilton]

PICKLE FUCKER!!!

[Capjae10]

What's a nubian? Shut the fuck up!! XD

[Gauban32]

LMAO!! this mofo is funny

[theboywiththecoin]

hahahahahahahaha black rage!!!!! hahaha why have i never seen this before

[NuclearMisfit]

I dont know about you but Lando could get you all the Colt 45 Forties you'd ever want, win win there.

[eviltreemonster]

Don't forget Mace Windu.

[farmerbob42]

white vs black as good and evil is common in film. it goes back to westerns, white hats equals good and black hats equal bad... both white guys

[juleswinns]

I love how he says uncle tom! Just like Jules Winnfield!!!

[Hunkola]

Still not sure why black people dont like Lando......he was the ruler of cloud city, wore some cool threads, and had a silky smooth way with the ladies! He almost charmed the panties off Princess Leia for piss sake.

Plus, he was an effective utilitarian leader -- giving up fugitive Han in order to protect his constituents. He was doing the job he was elected to do.

So all you crazy niggas stop frontin' and give Lando some love.......he got your back!

[0n3m4n4rm33]

he was weak and a rat

[victorrain]

@Hunkola Great comment, but what did you think of his leadership when he told everyone to evacuate the city and then pretty much left his constituents to join the Rebellion?

[mlovecraftr]

@Hunkola Because most of those quailties basically make him an intergalactic pimp. You know, the cape and being good with women. It is just another stereotype.

[scoopmash]

@mlovecraftr

no it doesn't

managing prositutes makes one a pimp

as far as I know lando never ran a prostitution ring

you silly goose

[227060]

@Hunkola The only reason ppl give Lando grief is bcos he was 1 of the few black ppl in the trilogy. if u actually put that 2 1 side and look at wat he did and look at him as a charaxcter..theres no reason 2 dislike him at all, he doesn't do anything to warrent us disliking him, the opposite in fact

[Rysiem]

Black people hate Lando because he betrays the heroes in ESB, (at least thats how a lot of people see it, as far as I'm concerned selling out the most wanted fugitive in the galaxy to save the lives of million's seems pretty justifiable)

[ilikemunting]

its true starwars is racist. the light(white) side of the force VS the evil dark(black) side of the force. George Lucas is a secret Klan member.

[NerdsInTheBasement]

@ilikemunting

I don't think that was going through his mind when he first made Star Wars. His budget was 8 1/2 million dollars I don't think he had the money to find actors he wanted, he chose who was a better actor not because of their skin. One thing about Star Wars that's not racist is that not once do you hear them point out the differences in the colors of their skin like we do.

[Beholdthecoma]

Mace windyu or summink was a black jedi! No black siths though...

[negativeindustrial]

@Beholdthecoma

Darth Maul was black - black actor too.

[Beholdthecoma]

@negativeindustrial he was black and red. don't count. neither does episode 1.

[ZKY2]

@negativeindustrial Darth Maul was played by Ray Park. He's white. :P

[MandoFett1138]

I hate Black People who think being Black is the best. GOD I want to just be a Human for once. Fuck what color my skin is.

[aminadoc21]

@MandoFett1138 What does that even mean? You know what I don't like someone who makes sweeping generalizations about a minority group.

[jadedrakerider]

@MandoFett1138

Personally, I think I have astounding clarity being born a mutt. Though I probably look like the whitest guy you'll ever see. It's interesting what people say to me when they don't know anything about my heritage ...

[dlr1241]

The picture behind Hooper X is great. I am going to the D.M.V and changing my license plate to Cracker #1

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

sadly black say stuff like this in real life

[HaloDrama4247]

What's a Nubian? That's funny as fuck!!!

[marktwist]

i wonder what it is about lando that black people dont like him? it must be genetic, im black and i dont like lando...i never had a reason. i just dont.

[ciobanica]

Only known black dude in the galaxy... what's not to like?! ;)

[leiefilm]

@ciobanica superb hahahahhahahahah

[negativeindustrial]

@ciobanica

Not true - pay attn. Some of Lando's men who take various people prisoner in cloud city are black [well at least one]

;)

[ciobanica]

@negativeindustrial Those are obviously clone guards... he don't trust no one but himself you know. :P

[CorRomeister]

@negativeindustrial plus lando was a rich fucker; cloud city was a city/resort mixed into one. Only the extremely wealthy can be there. So he can have all the bitches he wants... maybe everyone else is jealous.

[clonewars999]

@ciobanica theres still mace windu lol!

[Lyingaboutmyage]

@marktwist

They don't like him because he sold them out to Vader.

[DigitalBuddah13]

@marktwist how about the fact that lando is a fucking traitor and fucks over han ( at least in empire)

[TomFromJersey]

Love this film.

But does lando ever fly the millenium falcon?

[ciobanica]

@TomFromJersey

He takes out the 2nd Death Star with it.

[TomFromJersey]

@ciobanica

Thanks. Totally forgot that. Don't think I've seen Jedi since the 80s

[tylerdude1982]

@ciobanica

Not to mention the fact that it used to be his ship, Of course you don't see that part, but still.

[EQgamer4life]

in return of the jedi, Lando flies the millenium falcon

[dre30012000]

in return of the jedi

[dudewtfsgoingon]

@TomFromJersey Get the fuck out of here.

[TomFromJersey]

@dudewtfsgoingon Why, what did I do? Sorry, if I haven't watch Jedi in the past 20 years.

[TomFromJersey]

@dudewtfsgoingon Why -- what did I do?

Sorry if I haven't watched Jedi in the past 20 years.

[ameado19]

@TomFromJersey sorry gotta fly my dork flag, not only does he fly it in Jedi, he was the owner before Han, Han won it from Lando in a game of sabbac pre New Hope.

[romas1995]

@TomFromJersey BLASPHEMY !

[PyroDefysGravity]

I love how just after the clip ends you find out it's a publicity stunt.

[timmay1627]

whats a nubian?

[joeyw2685]

shut the fuck up!

[IAmLevelHeaded]

"Fuck Lando! Uncle Tom Nigga" HAHAHA

[SkinoReturns]

Btw, maoris are brown not black, you see the difference between a black man and a white person with a little bit darker skin?!

[SkinoReturns]

You are right mandalore, but it wouldnt be supposed racsist wouldnt it?

[Mandalore06]

The sad thing is, this vid isn't too far off. A lot of blacks think that way. BTW, I'm not racist, so don't even go there.

[dre30012000]

We do....Really?...LOL I didnt know that

[tomtom11222]

shows how smart these stupid pathetic imbred niggers are. we should exterminate them all.

[Comedyteamz]

Shut up dude. It was a joke in a movie.

[ciobanica]

Yeah, someone's intellect is sure showing.

[dre30012000]

I didnt know we thought that way...i just thought it was a funny as scene from a movie..lol

[MuseLuver]

Banky: What's a Nubian?

Hooper X: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[justinlawesome]

hahaha i love it when he gets all mad when he yells "JUSTIFICATION!!"