Louis CK - One Night Stand Part 2

[Rudy627]

Allot needs a lot of help

[howardmeis]

I really want to help out allot, but I have no idea how subscribing would do so....

[CrazyVeggy18]

i loled at the 'why' part XD

[MyIceman12345]

WHYYY ????????????

[FliegendeHollaender]

perhaps Wittgenstein would really appreciate this show.

[Heliosphan15]

EVERYTHING IS

[SSSavage25]

The end was epic!

[CassaveronFox]

I would love to know if his daughter ever looks at this- The look on her face would be absolutely priceless!

[hundemens]

WHY?

[richardf1171]

Haha the last part was so funny!!!!

[iLuckyyy]

I found a way to win against why: circular reasoning. :)

[ohyeshxD]

@iLuckyyy please explain more about it! i need help in this department!

[Yesiamblind]

Stop with the Skyrim shit you pennyless virgins.

[SIurm]

@Yesiamblind nothin wrong with skyrim lol

[McScreamo]

@Yesiamblind yeah i know. what a bunch of virgins that will never taste pussy in their life lol.

[0willow0]

@McScreamo fag. people who make fun of supposed virgins on Youtube are faggots. everyone plays videogames

[TitaniousGrubbs]

@Yesiamblind @McScreamo If you have to call someone a virgin on the internet, you yourself are a virgin. Simple as that.

[McScreamo]

@TitaniousGrubbs you are a virgin yourself for trying to defend your absent manhood.

[TitaniousGrubbs]

@McScreamo Whatever you have to tell yourself to get through the night. I like how you didn't deny that you're a virgin either. So my theory is now fact, and I will submit this one to Encyclopedia-Britannica. Children these days.

[MegaCatman12]

@Yesiamblind If your name is true, then you sir have never seen a vagina yourself;)

[velvetnectar81]

"Things that are not can't be!" lol

[kiazalea]

the "shut-up-and-eat-your-french-f­ries" parent. I've done that. And actually it is possible to answer all a childs questions my 2 year old was asking why and i answered all her questions and finally she went "oh ok" and left

[JwanCortez]

@kiazalea

Shut up and eat your frech fries

[GodofReapers]

As an amateur philosopher, I love this exchange: "Why?" "Well because some things are, and some things are not." "Why?" "Well because things that are not can't be." "Why?" "Because nothing wouldn't be; you can't have fucking nothing isn't, everything is." "Why?" "'cause if nothing wasn't. . ."

[Nebota]

@GodofReapers

Please tell us more about yourself and video we just watched!

[WAFFELS24]

YOU CANT HAVE FUCKIN NOTHING ISNT

[TheDannyOBrien]

it helps out allot? who is allot?

[PkersWork]

@TheDannyOBrien A group that supports poor starvin' children. Subscribe to save ALL the starvin' children!

[sagar246246]

@PkersWork i see what you did there

[barrybrien82]

and your mothers a faggot.

[fpsexcellence]

lmao poor Eric

[Zack0ry]

WHY is the video over??!!!! want more!!! damn it...

[TheTerrorUforgot]

So true what he said about white trash.

[ProNorden]

Why?

Because.

[fireburnspaper]

Please subscribe, it helps out Allot. This is Allot: >--|-0. He's in a space suit looking for his Alot.

[EnricoSuave666]

My name is Eric :(

[chasingsnow]

"like this is some ninja invisibility crouch" LOLOL

[cocoliq]

i used to look for my daughter like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[gbeach85]

@cocoliq Jesus Christ dude that joke is fucking dead. It died weeks ago. Look how many negative votes you got. Everyone hates you you thunder cunt.

[Masterpivot292]

Joe? Eat a bag of shit, cunt face.

[oceanhell2]

3:00 "Must be the wind..."

[MrQRSTUV]

I'm glad this is on youtube, because I have poor morals and like watching things for free, but come on man, there is no way you can call this fair use.

[TheRealBarnez]

02:25 - Hiding in Skyrim... only it WORKS.

[ResidentKiller22]

my kid does the exact same thing at hide and seek

[isaac78russell]

I love this comedian. He's the funniest person ever.

[Eirith]

This guy is the only guy in the entire world that brings me to tears from laughter..

[SkateObsession]

@Seeseman4 really are you that much of a douchebag lol?

[batmandannyb]

"that poor woman, i wish i could help" hahaha

[TheEpicImpaler]

This guy blowed my mind.

[LG93X]

@TheEpicImpaler so much fail in this comment

[release2]

"you can't have ****ing NOTHING ISN'T and EVERYTHING IS"

[MrLegoMan88]

haha!  "fuckin homos, get outta my kitchen."

[Quado0s]

Master

[RisingSun700]

@UltimaSlacker Oh the memories...

[oblivionzzzmike]

im happy to see the George Carlin in him!!!

[adamj5]

Fug it. Just fug it.

[jelii78]

WHY?



[CrackedPepper86]

@jelii78 Shut up and eat your french fries, you little shit!

[TjRmusic24]

Possibly the best comedian I've ever seen. So entertaining haha

[JNOrangeJuice]

'allot" is spelled "a lot."

have a nice day :D

[Russiaizfun]

Brilliant. Potentially next greatest comedian after Carlin?

[1y9b9b]

how did you figure out where you told me to fucking hide?!

LOLOL

[calination916]

lol my god

[starglowe]

omg i haven't laughed this hard in ages

[nikimcnally]

This guy is fucking hilarious ...

[chrisbbbbchris]

lmfao

[blarfsgnarg]

this guy... is so fucking funny

[hidenwildchild]

lmfao by the end of it

[Pilkie101]

Who's allot?

[GodTheFaceless]

How is this guy broke? Pleaseee...

[ericksanch22]

the awkward moment where my name is Erick...

[jimmyjohnjohns]

@OcelotNow67 @gera1262 Ouch, awkward eh?

[mas6o0ol100]

I'M THE ONE DISLIKE

Problem ? :p

[scrambledpenis]

@mas6o0ol100 go to retarded camp!

[XfberkX]

fell of my chair goddammit i love this guy

[jimmyjohnjohns]

fucken hilarious...wonder if his wife's still with him after this hammering, or does she have a sense of humour?

[OcelotNow67]

@jimmyjohnjohns They're divorced.

[EpicComedyChannel]

@OcelotNow67 yeah but he deserved better though.

[gera1262]

@jimmyjohnjohns Nope. They have divorced.

[Baruvan]

0 people didn't laugh

[xel99]

fucking love this guy

[chypres89]

all the good standup i find is like 4 years old and more.. damN!

[ArctheDark]

Not one dislike. :)

[zoharp55]

no part 3 ?? :(

[K0sm1cKid]

I knew a white girl who got in an arguement with a mexican girl at school. The mexican girl eventually called her white trash fro whatever reason. The White girl called her a beaner. And she was told by the counselor that its not okay to call someone a beaner. What the fuck is that shit?!

[Teraload]

2:27 constapated

[DaveRMP12]

He's the next best comic

[caservaz]

Why :))))))))))

[bayday5]

My fav bit is Lisa!

[jruwing87]

the hide & seek-part is the best comedy bit i've heard in a long time.

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

Eric ya fuckin asshole

LOL

[xhellonhighheels69x]

waaaaaay too short

[joxdax]

I used to do that "Why" thing to my parents.

[DragoonBoom]

@joxdax Fucking TV made me do the "Why" thing. I'd never pull bullshit like that as a kid because I was a precocious chipper young feller. That is, until I was forced to waste my life in highschool (Australia doesn't have middle school): being placed in the same room as people you mock for being so stupid for fucking every day; and being forced to do useless BORING shit that you never have to do again in your life. Fuck me, that place was a shithole. Fucking waste of precious years.

[EpicComedyChannel]

@DragoonBoom I hear you brother.

[raedd2011]

@joxdax Why?

[batmandannyb]

@joxdax "just shut up and eat your french fries" lolol.. "when i have a child i will answer all of their questions" lol

[barrybrien82]

@joxdax

Yeah well done. We all did.

[skillz139]

taking the bus YEA!!!!!!!!

[JustKillHem]

Why? Jajaja

[Theanmolification]

the end part was amazing

LOL

[ikhlasrocker]

Nice! lol.