If I ever received the order, I would be happy to post the results. DO NOT TRY EXPEDITED SHIPPING. If you need this in any reasonable amount of time, you are screwed. Ticket system responds in 23 hours, never received my order and I am loathe to try any product coming from this company.
Wrap that around your leg. This company cannot fulfill the claims about shipping on the website. VERY SKETCHY. If you've passed a test via Quest Diagnostics, please post it. It's not likely to happen.
@bear4416 Wow if this isn't shitty advertising I don't know what is. Caps please, and I don't believe you're even a "female" since no woman would identify herself that way.
the problem with this is that for NCAA drug testing.. they watch me stick my shaft into the container and fill it up, so this would not work. the only way i could see myself getting around this would be to take something that would quickly detox my urnine.
@MsBongmaker Have you even looked at the website? Clearly they have both human and synthetic urine. The human urine is even cheaper so go with that ;)
Found out today I passed using real human urine from Everythingurine and i start my job monday. Read the post below like i did about everythingurine and get their product. Don't use this company in the video called perfecturine. my buddy is still waiting on his order three weeks later. I got my order from everythingurine in 4 days by regular shipping but i could have had it overnighted.Everythingurine has several shipping options to fit anyone's needs. later!
buy the urinator. its the best thing out. fill with water, add the little vile of yellow shit, add 2 nine volts and done. keeps shit right at 99 degrees for 8 hours. i use it up to 6 times a year. hit me up if any questions. bearwelder@gmail.com
Have a pre-employment drug test coming up ? around your friends when they smoked ? check this easy solution out .late night in the midlands . com /pages /ebook -drug-test UNDER 10 BUCKS
@potbilly31 Everything urine is a great company with a great product. BUT how do you get the urine into the cup during an observed test without being busted? Visine bottle, fake penis w/ piss sack, plastic bag taped to your thigh? Those all great ideas, if you want to fail. Check out my vid, "The only 100% way to pass a drug test". Then visit everything urine and there isn't a urine test known to man that you can't pass.
drug test in a week...heavy smoker, only been off it for a day and im squirming like a fucking crack head. so how fucked am i if i try do it with my own piss (if i fail it's a 2 year ban from the industry) so..no room for error -_-
@cepedabrunson the heating pad reaches temps of 120 degrees, however, some of that heat is dissipated into the air. the pad will last for about 6 hrs and will keep the sample at approx. 96-99 degrees for the same amount of time. One main thing to remember is that if you're applying the pad to the bottle which is at room temp it will take about 90 minutes to reach the proper temperature. As long as the sample is between 90-100 degrees the tech at the testing facility will accept the sample.
@JamesTKirkCobain Simply stated...you are an idiot. I dont know how long its been since you have taken a drug test for a job or for any reason but the protocols require the speciment to be sealed IN FRONT OF THE DONOR! (i.e. you) You, the donor, sign the sealed specimen container stating that everything was done IN FRONT OF YOU and then it is packaged and sealed again IN FRONT OF YOU. dont blame the nurses for your positive result.
@hXcbranryan That's totally , undeniably , WRONG. My friend and brother both have weekly pee tests for probation and they're sent to a bathroom. Only way someones standing over your shoulder if you're taking a pee test is in the military. Now stop spreading dumb rumors.
@VengefulTrait...well as it seems, ur friend and brother are going to a clinic that does not abide by the Procedures for Transportation Workplace Drug and Alcohol Testing Programs Regulations set forth by the Department of Transportation. Note Subpart E, you might learn a few things about what should be happening during a proper drug test. These regulations are for DOT and Non-DOT collections as well.
@hXcbranryan Nah , they just don't watch'em , they're dumb here. I finally went ahead and did this for truck drivers job and there was only two nurses on duty. No one stands over your back there , they're too short staffed. I actually sold a kit to a friend today to beat drug tests , awesome , money/.
@VengefulTrait Sorry friend, but both parole and probation BOTH follow a protocol which dictates ALL samples MUST be observed. I am forwarding this information obtained DIRECTLY from a memo sent to several depts of the state of calif. on 5/19/1998. So everyone please note these are NOT dumb rumors!
This drug testing is so unconstitutional it's incredible, clear violation of the 4th Amendment, but they get around that by making pretend employment is not a private affair when it is! They have this attitude of "If you don't like it then quit". Read the 4th Amendment, it is COMPLETELY clear that a violation of this sort is only warranted when a SUSPICION of a crime is in effect!. Where is the suspicion? There is none! This is a slipperly slope where they start testing your genes next.
@JamesTKirkCobain I agree with this guy he hit the nail right on the head with this one. That will be what is next is they will test your genes. Check out the old movie called Gattaca in the movie they tested peeps on thier genes then then flunked them on drug tests cuz thier genes weren't up to par. All men are created equal. Our forefathers grew pot. It's being used medicinally now. It's all about uptight pricks who want to spoil your fun.Ever meet someone who doesnt unwind?Boring as hell!!
You know what ticks me off about these fucking piss tests? It's that you are putting your whole livelihood into the hands of some mofo you don't even know. It gives the drug tester the power of God whether you keep your job or not, and who's to say that if he has a bad day and says to himself "You know, let me fuck with this guy, I don't like his name" and he mixes failed piss with yours and guess what? You lose your job and there is not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
@rbodell why the hell were you watching this in the first place if you don't smoke pot and bitch to people who do, quit fuckin bashing on all these people and get a life, people will do what the fuck they want, especially something that is proven not to be harmful for you, your a Dumbass if you don't think it's a medicine, just look at all the people benefiting from it, fuck off man your just a faggot
@THEGhostfacekillaaa Except that it's against the law in many states, so, I won't bitch, no, I'll just seriously hope your life goes to hell because of pot and prison and a shitty job at wendy's, have a nice day sir.
@LeDoriphor at the end of a day, you're still a faggot, and i just got accepted into a nursing program where ill be making $27 an hour to start out with, i will then continue on to get my bachelor's degree in nursing and make double that, while smoking weed the entire time, bitch. What are you doing with your life other than bitching to people on youtube.
@lovetheday87 you do it at your house, dick... It says at the end of the vid that it lasts for 10 hrs... Shit, maybe u shouldnt be trying to pass n just quit. How many braincells do u have left?
@lovetheday87 Who the hell is retarted enough to assemble the kit in the same bathroom that they have to get screened in? What do you think is the purpose of concealing the kit & attaching it to your body? There's a million things I can think of that is stupid about your comment.
i smoked about 4 days ago and i have a test tomorrow, i drank lots and lots and lots of water and urinated about 5-6 times maybe more in that single day, sat in a hot bath to excrete more sweat out of my body which also contained thc and then drank more and more the following day. I took a at home urine test and passed! but then i am not a chronic smoker, i smoked about 1-2 joints in a single day and a little bit the following day.
Ha yall hate me? Well the shit saved my life from heroin cus there was no way I woulda got clean without consequences and yea I smoked weed for a long fuckin time
@w1ip3m3d0wn You need to get the urinator or whizzinator. They have a fake dick attatched to the bag. A little pricey but worth it if your testing for probation and what not.
I was sick for 2 days i threw up , Evrything i drank i puked. But i got a drug test tomorrow do you think throwing up would clean my system? before i got sick i smoked a blunt of O.g kush.
@MightyMerold I know about pot, it was my generation that made it popular. I grew up though and quit before I ended up in jail. Most of this stuff doesn't work. When they spring a drug test on you you don't have time to run to your car. If your job is important to you to not loose it, don't do drugs. And yes pot does affect your attention span and your coordination. If you get hurt on the job, there is a real good chance you will get a blood test while you are in the hospital.
@rbodell i use pot so i can have a BETTER attention span, and have found it to have no affect on my coordination, so thanks a lot for spreading lies about this wonderful plant that were handed down to you from mainstream media and the government. I dont care what they tell you ive been smoking for years and I know how it effects me.
@century172 Typical comment by some kid who is so addicted to pot that you can not quit. It is not even physically addicting. That shows how weak you are.
@rbodell Yes your right, its not physically addictive and therefore less of a nuisance than alcohol and cigarettes. While trying to show how weak I am for using cannabis you forgot that marijuana is medicine. Yes thats right it actually has benefits. Marijuana is certainly not for everyone, but there a many that can benefit from its use. Anyone who cannot accept marijuana as a valid medicinal herb is simply close minded and fear what they do not understand.
@century172 Benefits, yes ... medicine, no. It cures nothing. It `has never been classified as a medicine. Darvon is is classified as a medicine, but it is often misused along with many other legal drugs. less nuisance than alcohol, yes, but like alcohol, it is dangerous behind the wheel of a car and in the workplace. No it should never be totally legalized. Alcohol also has medical uses, but should never be totally legal, which brings us back to piss testing, just what this thread is all about.
@rbodell it might not cure, but it keeps people pain free. if you where in aggony from cancer and you had 2 choices. either smoke weed that is non-toxic and be pain free, compared to being prescribed 6 different medicines with side effects, which one would you chose? you have to understand that some people are desprate for pain releif, and weed is the safest pain releiver out there.
@elliot325325 when I was young and very stupid I probably smoked more pot than you ever even saw and it couldn't take the place of an aspirin tablet, so unless you are treating cancer with less than an aspirin tablet, it isn't going to give any pain relief. The only thing it would do is give you the munchies and induce you to eat more such as the case of aids or cancer.
ive seen evidence of its pain releiving properties and arthritis is a classic example. i may be young but that doesnt mean i dont know the facts. why should people be denied a drug that works for them?
Is fake urine in a bag it works perfect, poor the minimum amount they ask for incase you need to stay for a second one.the only way you fail if they pat you down but damn they are medical assistants not fucking cops.
So, let me get this straight. I can go out and get boozed up as all hell before a drug test and pass, but if I smoke a joint two weeks prior to a test I will fail. Why don't we start testing for cigarettes, caffiene and alcohol just to be fair? Drug tests are such BS. Oh, I tried to pass a drug test once using the detox drink. They do not work for pot.
@cclodfe words right out of my mouth m8 its propper bullshit i got a test tomoro ive stopped smokin bongs for a week n been scullin cranbery juice n water but its a loss cause i brought a chemist test yesterday n it was possitive lifes over for me
Buy some unrine online and have it overnighted. THey make convenient bags to conceal it, or pay a friend for some urine that you know is clean. Make sure he/she is the same sex. You can conceal it using an syringe and tubing. You might be able to find urine kits at your local head shop. Don't take any other chances.
@cclodfe Alcohol would be detected on any urinalysis just like any other illegal drug that alters our abilities to perform certain tasks. It is illegal to be intoxicated with alcohol while at work... same with marijuana and other illegal drugs so they just want to make sure they don't hire a stoner (lol). Nicotine and caffeine are not illegal or nearly as harmful as alcohol or joint, so that is why the lab tests for any type of performance altering drugs. But I can see your point.
Alcohol does not stay in your system for 2-3 weeks causing you to fail a drug test like weed. You can get drunk and pass a drug test within 24 hours.
Nicotine and caffeine are way more addictive and more damaging to your health than pot. I will pick on caffeine since nicotine is all too easy. Caffeine is more addictive (dependence), you can actually overdose on it (pills), changes brain chemistry (pot doesn't), etc. Google search Caffeine more dangerous than marijuana.
@cclodfe True and I have heard this also. But until alcohol, caffeine and nicotine are illegal there is nothing we can do unfortunately. I am actually a phlebotomist who is going into medical lab science so I will be the first one to update you if I find a way to surpass a drug test!
Making them illegal will not solve any problems. Prohibition doesn't work. Youtube: Portugal Drug Legalization and Google: The Economics of Prohibition.
Luckily, I don't need to pass drug tests. I just choose not to work for companies that feel they need to regulate my personal decisions outside of work. I would never go to work high, but if I choose to have a beer or a joint outside of work I see no problem with my actions.
@tubito420 When you find out let me know. It's been two weeks since I smoked, but before that I use to smoke daily. I keep hearing this and that but I need the facts.
@xx1420 It used to be against the law to be black and free. Should Black people have remained slaves just so they could be law abiding citizens? Ignorant pricks like you make this world a worse place to live in.
@swanthewarrior I have no idea what compelled you to make such an idiotic comparison between the legalization of marijuana to black slavery. I never advocated the position of being a "law abiding citizen" either, because I smoke marijuana. You are arguing with a figment of your own imagination, making a deluded position of me that I never came close to touching.
@swanthewarrior I always use this line when some1 says marijuana is wrong because its against the law....i also ask is prayer wrong because that is against the law to do in public schools
I used this product and got caught the tester told me to urinate into cup and then was told to wait for for a second test and urinate again but ran out of clean piss make the bag bigger for god sakes I was terminated from my job as a air traffic controller
@ninja2311 no i hate crack..but i loooove booty crack...i was just saying this is alot of things to do to pass a drug test i rather not smoke till i get a good paying job...and what is up with the latex gloves..whose going to dust for finger prints
all you gotta do to pass a drug test is not do drugs. theres no way you could fail! and if you do do drugs, that probally be the only test your stupid ass will pass...
there better be a heating pad with this shit cuz most places dont let you take a test in a room with a sink. also they would be pretty fucking suspicious if i sat in there for ten minutes with the water running.
i didnt use this stuff but i used some other shit man i failed like hell they looked at it and poured it down the drain said it was to warm over 1000 they said when the strip on it said 92 after that i went clean
randoms suck though. you would have to get it up to temp in a short amount of time. you could stall by drinking water but you still would have to turn it on.
just seems like alot to do. I dont see myself pullin out all this stuff and taking 10-15mins to do this does it really take that long. Maybe Im making it sound more difficult than it really is.
@RadLaura Yeah I've read a lot of comments left on pages similar to this before. Most of the time it ends up being a morality debate. If you don't want to use actual human urine though there is a product called "Quick Fix" Synthetic urine that works just as well. One plus to the Quick Fix is that it doesn't have to be kept frozen up until the time you plan on using it and it last longer than actual urine does. Search it on Google if you're shopping around for this type of product.
@wayniac917 I don't have a problem using it. Actually, I've already ordered it. I was just feeling worried and getting squirrelly about it all, so I started searching for any sort of response that was even vaguely grammatically coherent, and having any substance referring to the actual physical use of it and its reliability.
You said you've used it three times? You defrost it at home, and drive there with it strapped on you? Craziness.
@RadLaura NP. The worst part is sneaking it into the testing facility. Once you've accomplished that you're 99.999% in the clear. I just took a sock, cut it in 1/2, sewed it into my boxers forming a little pouch and smuggled it in that way.
Rather than subject employees to the queer practice of urinating into soufflé cups, why don't we draw blood to check for venereal disease? I certainly would feel more at ease in the knowledge that my plumber is not syphilitic over whether he's smoked a joint.
lol cool but looks like a pain in da ass to me i use quick fix kit from detoxforless I rubber band one side of bottle and velcro the other side then velcro strip in my boxers works great this just to much to bulky but if it was only choice i'd use it lol
all i do is ask a friend to pee in a condom then i strap a 10 hour hating pad to it then bring it to work with a needle and poke small hole in the end of th condom and "pee" out clean urine
i passed a drug test for home depot with a 98 cent heat pad , oval container ,tube sock sewed to the inside of my boxer and clean piss i have bin working for 3 months now i stoped smokeing weed to save more mony any one can do it for under 2 dollers .
ED? Anyone? No? Well fuck you, then.
FlipFail2 1 week ago
If I ever received the order, I would be happy to post the results. DO NOT TRY EXPEDITED SHIPPING. If you need this in any reasonable amount of time, you are screwed. Ticket system responds in 23 hours, never received my order and I am loathe to try any product coming from this company.
Wrap that around your leg. This company cannot fulfill the claims about shipping on the website. VERY SKETCHY. If you've passed a test via Quest Diagnostics, please post it. It's not likely to happen.
erikandesolez 2 weeks ago
@bear4416 Wow if this isn't shitty advertising I don't know what is. Caps please, and I don't believe you're even a "female" since no woman would identify herself that way.
bjornhudson 2 weeks ago
the problem with this is that for NCAA drug testing.. they watch me stick my shaft into the container and fill it up, so this would not work. the only way i could see myself getting around this would be to take something that would quickly detox my urnine.
unccarolinabseball 3 weeks ago
@unccarolinabseball Check out the PerfectUrine Ultimate kit. It includes a prosthetic penis in case they watch you.
bjornhudson 2 weeks ago
Would like to point out in this video the medical dispense tubing is stated on the site and this video to be 18 inches long. It's less than 9 inches.
ror182 3 weeks ago
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MsBongmaker 3 weeks ago
@MsBongmaker Have you even looked at the website? Clearly they have both human and synthetic urine. The human urine is even cheaper so go with that ;)
bjornhudson 2 weeks ago
On a lighter note, this stuff worked fantastically, i would highly suggest using this product.
THEGhostfacekillaaa 1 month ago
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LeDoriphor 1 month ago
I really can't believe this is a real thing. I always thought it was a joke... I wonder if Bear Grylls knows about this.
Rush2201 1 month ago 2
Found out today I passed using real human urine from Everythingurine and i start my job monday. Read the post below like i did about everythingurine and get their product. Don't use this company in the video called perfecturine. my buddy is still waiting on his order three weeks later. I got my order from everythingurine in 4 days by regular shipping but i could have had it overnighted.Everythingurine has several shipping options to fit anyone's needs. later!
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potbilly31 3 months ago
thumbs up if you seen him squirt piss on his finger
timmylee1974 3 months ago
hayesn.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-get-THC-out-of-your-system-Fast I tried this web site and it helped alot...
hayesn88 3 months ago
what if they make u take a piss rite in front of them
gold840 4 months ago
@gold840 lol and it doesent take 10 minutes to piss either
GMOddxballer 4 months ago
its a good idea but too much work and they just sprin drug tests on us thats too much work to do in about 3 min
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buy the urinator. its the best thing out. fill with water, add the little vile of yellow shit, add 2 nine volts and done. keeps shit right at 99 degrees for 8 hours. i use it up to 6 times a year. hit me up if any questions. bearwelder@gmail.com
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michavl12 6 months ago
Wow. I paid a whoooole lot of money to get the shipment expedited. It came a week late, and when I tried to call, the number was disconnected.
No one answers emails.
I should have known this was sketch when I found out they only accepted Visa. They probably pissed off Mastercard and AmEx.
RadLaura 6 months ago
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@potbilly31 Everything urine is a great company with a great product. BUT how do you get the urine into the cup during an observed test without being busted? Visine bottle, fake penis w/ piss sack, plastic bag taped to your thigh? Those all great ideas, if you want to fail. Check out my vid, "The only 100% way to pass a drug test". Then visit everything urine and there isn't a urine test known to man that you can't pass.
stoner4ever1964 2 weeks ago
it doesn't even foam up like real piss tho. Wont that raise suspicion with the ppl at the clinic?!?!?!?
MrJosemedina1881 6 months ago
that dont work if someone has to watch you pee
W1cKedDeMoN1 6 months ago
what if I use handwarmer that heats 130F will this be too warm?...
juga0nought 7 months ago
@juga0nought yeah it will
BlackJack995 6 months ago
is it just me or did this song make you guys wanna light a L two lol
metsfan1589 7 months ago
drug test in a week...heavy smoker, only been off it for a day and im squirming like a fucking crack head. so how fucked am i if i try do it with my own piss (if i fail it's a 2 year ban from the industry) so..no room for error -_-
Scuff47 7 months ago
he def pees on his hand at 2:49 ... which sucks cause its not his pee
GGSCT 7 months ago
how long will the pee stay at 98 degrees the right temp. seems like a good idea
cepedabrunson 7 months ago
@cepedabrunson the heating pad reaches temps of 120 degrees, however, some of that heat is dissipated into the air. the pad will last for about 6 hrs and will keep the sample at approx. 96-99 degrees for the same amount of time. One main thing to remember is that if you're applying the pad to the bottle which is at room temp it will take about 90 minutes to reach the proper temperature. As long as the sample is between 90-100 degrees the tech at the testing facility will accept the sample.
wayniac917 7 months ago
@jasonclem1 I received mine perfectly fine
NjNets56 7 months ago
or just get a friend to pee in a bottle and tape it to your leg and when you are in the bath room use their and piss in the toilet
T9erful 7 months ago
Plus , I could sue someone for watching me piss. Sure they don't want a lawsuit. My lawyer Jarvon Tuckersbee don't play no games.
VengefulTrait 8 months ago
yo it looks pretty cool!! but what is gonna happen if i over heat the urine? i meant what is the temperature supposed to be?
gambadh09 8 months ago
Lmao U spilled fake piss all over your hand.
outraged86 8 months ago
fuck drug test and SMOKE WEED
mccoolio7 9 months ago
@JamesTKirkCobain Simply stated...you are an idiot. I dont know how long its been since you have taken a drug test for a job or for any reason but the protocols require the speciment to be sealed IN FRONT OF THE DONOR! (i.e. you) You, the donor, sign the sealed specimen container stating that everything was done IN FRONT OF YOU and then it is packaged and sealed again IN FRONT OF YOU. dont blame the nurses for your positive result.
hXcbranryan 9 months ago
@hXcbranryan That's totally , undeniably , WRONG. My friend and brother both have weekly pee tests for probation and they're sent to a bathroom. Only way someones standing over your shoulder if you're taking a pee test is in the military. Now stop spreading dumb rumors.
VengefulTrait 9 months ago
@VengefulTrait...well as it seems, ur friend and brother are going to a clinic that does not abide by the Procedures for Transportation Workplace Drug and Alcohol Testing Programs Regulations set forth by the Department of Transportation. Note Subpart E, you might learn a few things about what should be happening during a proper drug test. These regulations are for DOT and Non-DOT collections as well.
hXcbranryan 8 months ago
@hXcbranryan Nah , they just don't watch'em , they're dumb here. I finally went ahead and did this for truck drivers job and there was only two nurses on duty. No one stands over your back there , they're too short staffed. I actually sold a kit to a friend today to beat drug tests , awesome , money/.
VengefulTrait 8 months ago
@VengefulTrait Sorry friend, but both parole and probation BOTH follow a protocol which dictates ALL samples MUST be observed. I am forwarding this information obtained DIRECTLY from a memo sent to several depts of the state of calif. on 5/19/1998. So everyone please note these are NOT dumb rumors!
stoner4ever1964 2 weeks ago
you know the easiest way to pass a drug test? don't do drugs.
Erinesmee 9 months ago
Lol just have your freind take it
96ANDRESGARCIA 9 months ago
This drug testing is so unconstitutional it's incredible, clear violation of the 4th Amendment, but they get around that by making pretend employment is not a private affair when it is! They have this attitude of "If you don't like it then quit". Read the 4th Amendment, it is COMPLETELY clear that a violation of this sort is only warranted when a SUSPICION of a crime is in effect!. Where is the suspicion? There is none! This is a slipperly slope where they start testing your genes next.
JamesTKirkCobain 10 months ago 2
@JamesTKirkCobain I agree with this guy he hit the nail right on the head with this one. That will be what is next is they will test your genes. Check out the old movie called Gattaca in the movie they tested peeps on thier genes then then flunked them on drug tests cuz thier genes weren't up to par. All men are created equal. Our forefathers grew pot. It's being used medicinally now. It's all about uptight pricks who want to spoil your fun.Ever meet someone who doesnt unwind?Boring as hell!!
dsirois36 8 months ago
You know what ticks me off about these fucking piss tests? It's that you are putting your whole livelihood into the hands of some mofo you don't even know. It gives the drug tester the power of God whether you keep your job or not, and who's to say that if he has a bad day and says to himself "You know, let me fuck with this guy, I don't like his name" and he mixes failed piss with yours and guess what? You lose your job and there is not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
JamesTKirkCobain 10 months ago
What you surpose to do if they want to watch you, like your PO.
Curt8153 10 months ago
I WANT TO GET HIGHH SO HIGHH
yammer123 10 months ago
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XXXXCHAPPYXXXX 10 months ago
@XXXXCHAPPYXXXX I fuckin agree man there's alot faggots on here, like get a fuckin life man
THEGhostfacekillaaa 10 months ago
@rbodell why the hell were you watching this in the first place if you don't smoke pot and bitch to people who do, quit fuckin bashing on all these people and get a life, people will do what the fuck they want, especially something that is proven not to be harmful for you, your a Dumbass if you don't think it's a medicine, just look at all the people benefiting from it, fuck off man your just a faggot
THEGhostfacekillaaa 10 months ago 26
@THEGhostfacekillaaa Except that it's against the law in many states, so, I won't bitch, no, I'll just seriously hope your life goes to hell because of pot and prison and a shitty job at wendy's, have a nice day sir.
LeDoriphor 1 month ago
@LeDoriphor at the end of a day, you're still a faggot, and i just got accepted into a nursing program where ill be making $27 an hour to start out with, i will then continue on to get my bachelor's degree in nursing and make double that, while smoking weed the entire time, bitch. What are you doing with your life other than bitching to people on youtube.
THEGhostfacekillaaa 1 month ago
I was really hoping to get some feedback from someone who has actually used this thing, not a bunch of people arguing, what the fuck was I thinking.
XXXXCHAPPYXXXX 10 months ago
telling me to not do drugs is like telling you to not breath
asa3848 11 months ago
THANK YOU for putting this up--f*ck the "drug testing industry"...
themellster1 11 months ago
this shit will work everytime but are they refillable?
BIGAL406btownclown 1 year ago
or use your dogs piss
ComplexdNipples 1 year ago
@ComplexdNipples my dog smoke weed with me so he's out
redneck60f 1 year ago
A man should be jugded by the quality of his work, not his piss! Don't take a piss test. Work at home instead.
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mmaatttthheeww11 1 year ago
problem is some restrooms do not have hot/warm water
lovetheday87 1 year ago
@lovetheday87 you do it at your house, dick... It says at the end of the vid that it lasts for 10 hrs... Shit, maybe u shouldnt be trying to pass n just quit. How many braincells do u have left?
lanaette1 1 year ago
@lovetheday87 Who the hell is retarted enough to assemble the kit in the same bathroom that they have to get screened in? What do you think is the purpose of concealing the kit & attaching it to your body? There's a million things I can think of that is stupid about your comment.
lanaette1 1 year ago
you got some pee on your hand
CrackheadOwen 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you believe that rbodell is a homosexual.
atlienintruder 1 year ago
i smoked about 4 days ago and i have a test tomorrow, i drank lots and lots and lots of water and urinated about 5-6 times maybe more in that single day, sat in a hot bath to excrete more sweat out of my body which also contained thc and then drank more and more the following day. I took a at home urine test and passed! but then i am not a chronic smoker, i smoked about 1-2 joints in a single day and a little bit the following day.
jesko66 1 year ago
Our forefathers would piss in their graves it they thought a sample of if could determine a man's/woman's competency for work!
escrtist 1 year ago
8 OZ DRUG TEST KIT SAFE HOME USE
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odom311 1 year ago
Ha yall hate me? Well the shit saved my life from heroin cus there was no way I woulda got clean without consequences and yea I smoked weed for a long fuckin time
BlackTarAllStar 1 year ago
i like the vid
10supermans 1 year ago
Its definantly not an invasion of privacy, people who say that just don't want to get caught
BlackTarAllStar 1 year ago
@BlackTarAllStar umust dont smoke
10supermans 1 year ago
@BlackTarAllStar fuck you fag
adam59600 1 year ago
@BlackTarAllStar and people who say it isnt an invasion of privacy are just trying to prove the people who are right, wrong
dylansmith117 1 year ago
you got to be motherfucking kidding me
hawkdogie 1 year ago
ive been trying to get this in the uk but ther doesnt seem to seem to be any sites that sell the product over hear any advise guys?
olivervirgo57 1 year ago
This looks like alot of bullshit!....and the music just fucked up my motivation to pass.
Planetbinxs 1 year ago
this wont work for me as i am watched when i have to piss in the cup :(
w1ip3m3d0wn 1 year ago
@w1ip3m3d0wn You need to get the urinator or whizzinator. They have a fake dick attatched to the bag. A little pricey but worth it if your testing for probation and what not.
OI8APC2 1 year ago
I've got a product that will guarantee you never fail a drug test.. Its called freedom and government respect of personal choices.
Casper48022 1 year ago
I was sick for 2 days i threw up , Evrything i drank i puked. But i got a drug test tomorrow do you think throwing up would clean my system? before i got sick i smoked a blunt of O.g kush.
akaenrique509 1 year ago
Taking the piss !!!
gotobedandtickler 1 year ago
Hay this might be a little off the wall but why not stop doing drugs?
rbodell 1 year ago
@rbodell its relaxing and enjoyable........barely unhealthy.......im only talking about pot
MightyMerold 1 year ago
@MightyMerold I know about pot, it was my generation that made it popular. I grew up though and quit before I ended up in jail. Most of this stuff doesn't work. When they spring a drug test on you you don't have time to run to your car. If your job is important to you to not loose it, don't do drugs. And yes pot does affect your attention span and your coordination. If you get hurt on the job, there is a real good chance you will get a blood test while you are in the hospital.
rbodell 1 year ago
@rbodell i use pot so i can have a BETTER attention span, and have found it to have no affect on my coordination, so thanks a lot for spreading lies about this wonderful plant that were handed down to you from mainstream media and the government. I dont care what they tell you ive been smoking for years and I know how it effects me.
century172 1 year ago
@century172 Typical comment by some kid who is so addicted to pot that you can not quit. It is not even physically addicting. That shows how weak you are.
rbodell 1 year ago
@rbodell Yes your right, its not physically addictive and therefore less of a nuisance than alcohol and cigarettes. While trying to show how weak I am for using cannabis you forgot that marijuana is medicine. Yes thats right it actually has benefits. Marijuana is certainly not for everyone, but there a many that can benefit from its use. Anyone who cannot accept marijuana as a valid medicinal herb is simply close minded and fear what they do not understand.
century172 1 year ago
@century172 Benefits, yes ... medicine, no. It cures nothing. It `has never been classified as a medicine. Darvon is is classified as a medicine, but it is often misused along with many other legal drugs. less nuisance than alcohol, yes, but like alcohol, it is dangerous behind the wheel of a car and in the workplace. No it should never be totally legalized. Alcohol also has medical uses, but should never be totally legal, which brings us back to piss testing, just what this thread is all about.
rbodell 1 year ago
@rbodell it might not cure, but it keeps people pain free. if you where in aggony from cancer and you had 2 choices. either smoke weed that is non-toxic and be pain free, compared to being prescribed 6 different medicines with side effects, which one would you chose? you have to understand that some people are desprate for pain releif, and weed is the safest pain releiver out there.
elliot325325 8 months ago
@elliot325325 when I was young and very stupid I probably smoked more pot than you ever even saw and it couldn't take the place of an aspirin tablet, so unless you are treating cancer with less than an aspirin tablet, it isn't going to give any pain relief. The only thing it would do is give you the munchies and induce you to eat more such as the case of aids or cancer.
rbodell 7 months ago
ive seen evidence of its pain releiving properties and arthritis is a classic example. i may be young but that doesnt mean i dont know the facts. why should people be denied a drug that works for them?
elliot325325 7 months ago
@MightyMerold You forgot that it is illegal.
rbodell 1 year ago
@rbodell are u a gay man?
atlienintruder 1 year ago
@atlienintruder Why do you ask? Do you find me sexy?
rbodell 1 year ago
HAHAHA SMARTT .. should of had done this amonth agoo FUCK ..
luisr139 1 year ago
how do you get the pee IN the bag? ...anyway great post.
Ignaciok 1 year ago
piss and inch to an inch and a half in the cup and put EXACTLY (no more no less) 30 drops of visine it works
clbnlsn1 1 year ago
Is fake urine in a bag it works perfect, poor the minimum amount they ask for incase you need to stay for a second one.the only way you fail if they pat you down but damn they are medical assistants not fucking cops.
smkdout187 1 year ago
never will i walk around with piss attached to me..
never ever,
kugzie1 1 year ago
So, let me get this straight. I can go out and get boozed up as all hell before a drug test and pass, but if I smoke a joint two weeks prior to a test I will fail. Why don't we start testing for cigarettes, caffiene and alcohol just to be fair? Drug tests are such BS. Oh, I tried to pass a drug test once using the detox drink. They do not work for pot.
cclodfe 1 year ago 16
@cclodfe words right out of my mouth m8 its propper bullshit i got a test tomoro ive stopped smokin bongs for a week n been scullin cranbery juice n water but its a loss cause i brought a chemist test yesterday n it was possitive lifes over for me
SmithyJ93 1 year ago
@SmithyJ93
Buy some unrine online and have it overnighted. THey make convenient bags to conceal it, or pay a friend for some urine that you know is clean. Make sure he/she is the same sex. You can conceal it using an syringe and tubing. You might be able to find urine kits at your local head shop. Don't take any other chances.
cclodfe 1 year ago
@cclodfe Alcohol would be detected on any urinalysis just like any other illegal drug that alters our abilities to perform certain tasks. It is illegal to be intoxicated with alcohol while at work... same with marijuana and other illegal drugs so they just want to make sure they don't hire a stoner (lol). Nicotine and caffeine are not illegal or nearly as harmful as alcohol or joint, so that is why the lab tests for any type of performance altering drugs. But I can see your point.
Jakepod34 10 months ago
@Jakepod34
Alcohol does not stay in your system for 2-3 weeks causing you to fail a drug test like weed. You can get drunk and pass a drug test within 24 hours.
Nicotine and caffeine are way more addictive and more damaging to your health than pot. I will pick on caffeine since nicotine is all too easy. Caffeine is more addictive (dependence), you can actually overdose on it (pills), changes brain chemistry (pot doesn't), etc. Google search Caffeine more dangerous than marijuana.
cclodfe 10 months ago
@cclodfe True and I have heard this also. But until alcohol, caffeine and nicotine are illegal there is nothing we can do unfortunately. I am actually a phlebotomist who is going into medical lab science so I will be the first one to update you if I find a way to surpass a drug test!
Jakepod34 10 months ago
@Jakepod34
Making them illegal will not solve any problems. Prohibition doesn't work. Youtube: Portugal Drug Legalization and Google: The Economics of Prohibition.
Luckily, I don't need to pass drug tests. I just choose not to work for companies that feel they need to regulate my personal decisions outside of work. I would never go to work high, but if I choose to have a beer or a joint outside of work I see no problem with my actions.
cclodfe 10 months ago
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UAFree1 1 year ago
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tubito420 1 year ago
@tubito420 When you find out let me know. It's been two weeks since I smoked, but before that I use to smoke daily. I keep hearing this and that but I need the facts.
Ramel34 1 year ago
@Ramel34 The only way to know for sure is not to smoke it.
rbodell 1 year ago
@rbodell but who doesn't smoke... ya moron
VengefulTrait 9 months ago
@VengefulTrait Law abiding citizens
rbodell 9 months ago
@rbodell but what law abiding citizen doesn't smoke weed?
VengefulTrait 9 months ago
@VengefulTrait All law abiding citizens don't smoke it unless it is legal where they are. If you break the law, you are not a law abiding citizen.
rbodell 9 months ago
@rbodell That is the dumbest response I ever heard. Everyone I know who smokes weed is a law abiding citizen ya moron.
VengefulTrait 9 months ago
@VengefulTrait
1. Marijuana is against the law.
2. A law abiding citizen (depending on your country) is one who abides to the law (which includes NOT having/using marijuana).
3. So, a law abiding citizen can NOT be one who smokes marijuana.
Does this register in your head or..?
xx1420 9 months ago
@xx1420 It used to be against the law to be black and free. Should Black people have remained slaves just so they could be law abiding citizens? Ignorant pricks like you make this world a worse place to live in.
swanthewarrior 9 months ago
@swanthewarrior I have no idea what compelled you to make such an idiotic comparison between the legalization of marijuana to black slavery. I never advocated the position of being a "law abiding citizen" either, because I smoke marijuana. You are arguing with a figment of your own imagination, making a deluded position of me that I never came close to touching.
xx1420 9 months ago
@swanthewarrior I always use this line when some1 says marijuana is wrong because its against the law....i also ask is prayer wrong because that is against the law to do in public schools
cherisseshaw 2 months ago
@cherisseshaw WELL YES prayer is wrong in public schools ! Actually it's completely wrong, just like marijuana
LeDoriphor 1 month ago
@VengefulTrait You just proved my point below, thanks. May I suggest a little study in READING COMPREHENSION.
rbodell 9 months ago
@rbodell but what law abiding citizen doesn't smoke weed?
VengefulTrait 9 months ago
@tubito420 -Dude just buy the pills , they have been said to work
breezyman21 1 year ago
For Gods sake stop using drugs. Dope Head! Glad to know your not in the tower anymore!!
bamrboy99 1 year ago
someone needs to drink more water
chrisnike23 1 year ago
I used this product and got caught the tester told me to urinate into cup and then was told to wait for for a second test and urinate again but ran out of clean piss make the bag bigger for god sakes I was terminated from my job as a air traffic controller
neil7025 1 year ago
@neil7025 dude, that is a brutal situation. sorry to hear that.
mcewenlee 1 year ago
@ninja2311 no i hate crack..but i loooove booty crack...i was just saying this is alot of things to do to pass a drug test i rather not smoke till i get a good paying job...and what is up with the latex gloves..whose going to dust for finger prints
lookitspejay 1 year ago
@ninja2311 thats a question?
lookitspejay 1 year ago
HE LOOK LIKE heez preparing to make crack
lookitspejay 1 year ago
nooo
xxbrcakxx 1 year ago
you have to do all this shit just to hide that you were smoking a plant...thats fucking dumbass helll
BRUTA1xBR3AKD0WN 1 year ago
all you gotta do to pass a drug test is not do drugs. theres no way you could fail! and if you do do drugs, that probally be the only test your stupid ass will pass...
putyourweedup 1 year ago
@putyourweedup dont you mean fail? you dont pass a drug test by testing positive for drugs....dumbass
rjm1009 1 year ago
@putyourweedup ignunt mofo
century172 1 year ago
to pass a home piss test poor bleach clorox works good send me a message if you want to know how to do it
bluevipa 1 year ago
pour some pickle juice in a empty visine bottle and carry that everywhere.
TheHatchetCrew 1 year ago
does any1 kno how good water pills work
MaddenMonsta001 1 year ago
unless ur on probation when they watch u
soggytoast89 1 year ago
only us true stoners would ever come up something a complicated and sneaky as that! lol!!
HippieHappyTV 1 year ago
Have you guys herd of the oil change lol
blueragboy 1 year ago
@blueragboy word blu!
10meyn0 1 year ago
there better be a heating pad with this shit cuz most places dont let you take a test in a room with a sink. also they would be pretty fucking suspicious if i sat in there for ten minutes with the water running.
bocherks 1 year ago
i believe the only way to stop THC from your system is to quit smoking for 1 month and u be clean....
frenchcurl 1 year ago
lol this guy really wants to pass
crackheadz420 1 year ago
no one seem to have tought of this but... WHAT IF YOUR A GIRL?
WhatsTheBuzz101 1 year ago
Unless they are actually watching it come out of you it's the exact same fucking thing.
tabwyo 1 year ago
@WhatsTheBuzz101 you should use your imagination and creativity and stop depending on men for all of your answers.
snake the tube down your buttcrack and wear sweats and granny panties. Whatever it takes.
majicLS9 1 year ago
@WhatsTheBuzz101 then sit down and do it quietly...
TKSimbaPride 1 year ago
i mean 100 m
justinlf16 1 year ago
i didnt use this stuff but i used some other shit man i failed like hell they looked at it and poured it down the drain said it was to warm over 1000 they said when the strip on it said 92 after that i went clean
justinlf16 1 year ago
it would be funny if they ask u to pee again...lol...and whoz piss is that..
xxHUNGREExx 1 year ago
yup does anyone know the price for the thing....
MRxCANALESX713 1 year ago
30-60 bux depending on the kit you get. i always used the cheapest one and there was plenty to pass the test.
wayniac917 1 year ago
randoms suck though. you would have to get it up to temp in a short amount of time. you could stall by drinking water but you still would have to turn it on.
hagnuj 1 year ago
does it ever come out too hot because thats what im worried about and do they check the temp at labs with a thermometer or just by hand
cgunner1691 1 year ago
just follow the directions and it works everytime. ive used it 3 times now for 2 different jobs and never had any problems.
wayniac917 1 year ago
just seems like alot to do. I dont see myself pullin out all this stuff and taking 10-15mins to do this does it really take that long. Maybe Im making it sound more difficult than it really is.
jasonsr3 1 year ago
its really simple. just defrost the piss, ( hehe), put the heating pack on it, tape it to your body then go take your test. nothing to it.
wayniac917 1 year ago
@wayniac917 Your responses to this are the only friggin helpful ones I've found YET on the web.
RadLaura 7 months ago
@RadLaura Yeah I've read a lot of comments left on pages similar to this before. Most of the time it ends up being a morality debate. If you don't want to use actual human urine though there is a product called "Quick Fix" Synthetic urine that works just as well. One plus to the Quick Fix is that it doesn't have to be kept frozen up until the time you plan on using it and it last longer than actual urine does. Search it on Google if you're shopping around for this type of product.
wayniac917 7 months ago
@wayniac917 I don't have a problem using it. Actually, I've already ordered it. I was just feeling worried and getting squirrelly about it all, so I started searching for any sort of response that was even vaguely grammatically coherent, and having any substance referring to the actual physical use of it and its reliability.
You said you've used it three times? You defrost it at home, and drive there with it strapped on you? Craziness.
RadLaura 7 months ago
@wayniac917 also- thanks for responding. I'm kinda freakin out. Such a shame to have to freak out over something so silly and harmless.
RadLaura 7 months ago
@RadLaura NP. The worst part is sneaking it into the testing facility. Once you've accomplished that you're 99.999% in the clear. I just took a sock, cut it in 1/2, sewed it into my boxers forming a little pouch and smuggled it in that way.
wayniac917 7 months ago
Rather than subject employees to the queer practice of urinating into soufflé cups, why don't we draw blood to check for venereal disease? I certainly would feel more at ease in the knowledge that my plumber is not syphilitic over whether he's smoked a joint.
AsEasyAsEasyIs 1 year ago 2
haha damn right
DonnaCherry9109 1 year ago
lol cool but looks like a pain in da ass to me i use quick fix kit from detoxforless I rubber band one side of bottle and velcro the other side then velcro strip in my boxers works great this just to much to bulky but if it was only choice i'd use it lol
youdickjuicer 2 years ago
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45bandito 2 years ago
all i do is ask a friend to pee in a condom then i strap a 10 hour hating pad to it then bring it to work with a needle and poke small hole in the end of th condom and "pee" out clean urine
bored2283 2 years ago
i passed a drug test for home depot with a 98 cent heat pad , oval container ,tube sock sewed to the inside of my boxer and clean piss i have bin working for 3 months now i stoped smokeing weed to save more mony any one can do it for under 2 dollers .
pitbull4573 2 years ago 2