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[lesbiandiarys]

i luv u i wanna sleep with u im stalking u joke can we have im stalking u sex

[leonaxx1000]

HAHAright in da mouf in da mouf haha x

[JackieBleuJai]

Is it delayed, or is it just me?

[bloodkilla69er]

i want what hes having !

[Blooperishdude]

In this video for some reason his voice and his mouth and facial expressions don't match

[Nostro200]

why we exist? ok scientific anwser:´

CAUSE OUR Parents and grandfathers and so on, had sex... there are 7 billion people in the world... at least 2 billion fucks have been made over the last 2 decades

[hollytheblondie]

hehehe he called me a tasty little lemon drop

[bbbriannarox]

oh look a carrot...since i am a horse i like carrots xD

[bunglholecheese35]

where u droped on your head alot

[TeenageTomboy]

when i saw the carrot out of nowhere i thought "WTF IS THAT!? I HOPE ITS NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS...IF IT IS DANNY'S REALLY FLEXIBLE."

[anndyk12345]

why are u so crazy

[TheMrHashmaster]

your fckin with my high mannnn (0)______(0)

[TheMrHashmaster]

21 people need to be starved to death

[TheUltimateOwn]

i like soap



[kkgibson19]

were you popular when u were in high school?

[ashweenass]

keep pressing 4,5 and 0

[paulsbaby91]

rape the wicked!!!

[Vitorbr431]

1:06 dead to headset users

[gogglesmith1]

Please describe your state of mind and the definition of sanity and insanity. e.o

[natphin]

LOL!!!!! ur one crazy guy Dan. thanks for makin me laugh so much! *thumb up*

[unpredictabel]

are you jim carry's son?



[rannierunsfast]

THE HORSE!!!. it killed me

[ripkehl]

ACRUALLY TO THE COMMENT BELOW I am EATING. HAHA (MY CAPS IS BROKEN) ALSO DANY, WHAT IS WITH THE UNICORNS?

[alexasaltzman]

if you are eating DO NOT hold down 1

2, 7, and 8 are pretty funny too

[BananaBubbi]

A unicorn in diguise?! xD

[Diamondragan]

"You walk up and PUNCH 'EM IN THE MOUFF!"

So fanneh joke.

[mmproh]

Haha push 7!



[GeneGenieX]

One of my boyfriends punched me in the mouth the day we got together. (Y)

[FrenchFry172]

how do you get a dog to do back flips ._.????

[alexpounder]

@FrenchFry172 Rape it. Well at least thats what works for me...

[MegaJaz17]

hahaha so funny

[MissLowrid3r]

you're like Jim Carrey ( 1:08 ) :DDD

[BlueRubberDuck2]

:'D awesom

[alyssaradcliffe]

You can make banana bread with mushy bananas, Danny. Remember that next time. :)

[eyesofmuffin]

the horse thing loked cooler because it was out os sync^^ good bye danny and internetses

[v1t0R9]

thats a unicorn in disguise...lol

[TL5X5]

Lol ?! What the hell am i whaching?!

[evilgirl104]

what is it with you and fruits!!!?? looooool

[barona90]

its not just you

[thosefinaltwowords]

I love the laugh at 2:25 ahaha.

[zumbordaki]

"...I wonder what they will be, when i start vomiting" That made my day!!!! :D

[theholeshow1]

no its nots just you, funny video anyways :)

[dirtyminds1234567891]

u. r. god. lmfao the hose part hahahaha btw do a video on y justin beiber is so fucked up

[gleekgrrl]

0:42.... Thank you captain obvious because I am definately color blind annd cannot see what color sweater you are wearing... Thank you for clearing things up :DDDD

Oh and btw I LOVE UR SHOW

[jazeffect]

2:55 OMG

[TheShimmerBabiii]

LMFAO its gooonnaaaa beee craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaazy maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! omfg this guy is fkn hilarious

[xxmyhorseluvsmexx]

that horse part was amazing.

[gonzales601]

makhey danny make a video onn stds or herpes

[thedudesnextdoor]

danny i was recently chased around a parking lot by a clown please do a video on why we hate clowns

[Sinestergunner]

Dear Danny please do a video on what makes you throw up.

[japanesekid618]

danny can u make a vid with the name genecelle in it? if u do then i will make a utube vid with me rubbin' my pussy

[robcot94]

Danny, if my nipples were hard enough, could I cut through steel? :P

[Darkyxoxo]

i love this video loool

[spungle54]

LOL yout the next Ace ventura

[OnlySavLikeSad]

i wonder what they'll be when i start vomiting?

[cecisota12]

Am I the only one who had to re-click 2:03 over and over again for a few minutes?

[Kibella85]

Hi Danny,

could you make a list of movies that made a big impression on you.

Thanks :)

[mikkycassyfunorama]

danny! How the hell do you manage to do what you do? And please come back to australia soon. I miss you

[crazyjax34]

hi danny

[qwerty4601]

lol keep replaying at 2:01

[BrendonCBP]

fag fuck u

[chamot07]

0:09 lol ohhhh mannn, donnn't do it dan

[Themoreuknow100]

want to put my pinkies in u



[lucaschocolateponce]

you had a good horse bit.

[XxChristiii]

The horse part waz hilarious XD

[Lrockzhi]

haha love u as a horse

[IWantMyCookiesNOW]

Wasn't much of a final summation dear. (:

[zeesmash17]

2:28

[martinbladt13]

danny do a show on serbian manners and customs please

[3lementalTruth]

I noticed they wr outa sibc too

[Fangdeqiu]

I love how you can hack MW2 with only a USB now and get 10th so easy just check out this video! /watch?v=rk_b09-lQbI

[Ezldor]

did any one notice that the audio and video are out of sync , or is it just me ?

[FlapSkate]

@Ezldor its yo :]

[FlapSkate]

@Ezldor mm yes its a little bit out of sync :]

[laquera640]

@Ezldor cannot unsee!! lol i do now

[laquera640]

Of course i just HAD to take a drink of water right before he did the horse thing. took sooooo much willpower to keep my computer from getting soaking wet XD

[deathbunyip]

@Ezldor *glass Shatters*

[darbidoll99]

Dear Danny, Do you think it;s okay for men to wear pink or purple....hmmmmmm....hmmmmmmmm­.......hmmmmmmm.............An­swer me....hmmmmmm......hmmmmmmm...­answer me........or or or nope still want you to answer me. :?

[andrewtherman]

LMFAO!!!!YOU PUCNH EM IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!

[LaydeexEmz]

omg i laughed so hard when you ate that banana :)

you sex god.

[T0pcatFilms]

"i do love fish" CRAZY PINKYS lmao

[fairveiwchick]

AHAHHAHA thats soo fuunnny <333

[ectoband]

Hahaha, this was hella funny : D

[LittleTeea]

0:16 LMFAO!!

[NmJO35]

I have a friend that could be your twin ,pretty freaking scary that there are two of you running around : ).You crack me up

[Proud2beCROATvukovar]

takve banane su na ukusnije :)

[jessatilley]

Perfect for banana muffins, so don't throw out. Lmao at punch in the face bit.

[godzilko]

If you stick you're Pinky in you're a*s will you still be a virgin back there ?!

[ryan16426]

i think when he brought up the pinkys i think he ment finger banging the fish

[Cocopopsz]

DO A VIDEO OF YOU BEING A HORSE!!

it made me LOL!!

[kickass0608]

at the end you look like a unicorn JK you look like a shitfuck

[pokemonPHO3N1X]

I don't stop laughing, throughout a single one of your videos. lolll

[RandomGuy803]

Hey danny can u make a video about the racism?!

[orangenailpolishwow]

danny, why did u open the banana upside down.

[mcslipknot89]

horse part made me laugh my tits off

[DaDjaq]

@mcslipknot89 make a video response, please!

[TheTinklebery]

@mcslipknot89 the feeling is mutual

[debbievmacca]

'how do you get hot chicks to notice you? well thats easy you walk up and PUNCH THEM IN THE MOUTH!'

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA holy shit almost wet myself laughing! your amazing!

[CherryCarryStar]

1:20 - PC likes beastiality so it shut down!

[ShadowSam09]

@CherryCarryStar That's a mac.

[Mortecai12]

@ShadowSam09 Macs are computers. That computer is for Danny. It is personal. OSHI

[CherryCarryStar]

@ShadowSam09 i don't care ;)

[masteradelheit]

you look so tired :(

[xXLeafyLaLaXx]

This is my favorite video. Love you to peices danny. 

[Nicknack1159]

Its like a Japanese movie. The sound doesnt match the video

:P

[vasilije94]

2:20 is the best part...:D

[vamplov365]

Omg I can't believe he ate tht bananna:) wats with his pinkys lolz!

[defqon169]

That banana is just ripe !!

fine to eat & ripe bananas are good for a banana milkshake ...

:)

[runescape1sux]

danny is the only one in the world who can make me smile when i have a bad day.. which is to say everyday

[nmilosev92]

pause 1:13

[DrSavage333]

Were did swearing come from? IDI U PICKU MATERINU MAJMUNE

[23Abnormal]

Oh look a carrot

[needforspeed0123]

2:08 lmao

[69rd96]

Try to eat more vegetables, not fuck them.

[Deker9]

you rock! :)

[MaryBabsX]

i love you

[TROLLINGCENTRAL]

this is genuinely one of the funniest youtube videos i have ever watched :L, much funnier than most of the "top youtubers"

[Melb4eva]

U have really nice teeth

wats another way to keep straight teeth and not go to the dentist?

[FilipR6]

Hello danny.. can you please make video "why does it hurts when i smash my head with doors" :)

[xTenTenXShippuudenx]

Dear GOD with that yellow shirt on your head...

[biiotic]

biggest jim carey in another body.

[lishey100]

@biiotic Jim Carey just acts like a retard...Danny is funny because he pushes the limit.

[23Abnormal]

@lishey100 I like Jim Carey

[BeachlessRabbit]

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[idkkevinidk]

hahahaha fishh

[sumojo97]

hey danny, do a video on why 18 people missed the like button on your bigeo

[guitarheroaddict2]

That's simple, you walk up to them and you PUNCH 'EM RIGHT IN THE MOUF! xD

I wonder if anyone asked him out right after with a lisp?

[tim3watch]

24001th view XD

[sayiansweet]

Its only rape if you yell suprise!

[kAraHmADi9798]

Why are you so obsessed with raping random people/objects? i dont understand that...

[TheEvylone]

yo danny you so rock . please do a show about death the grim reaper.

[stueythehampster]

you should do more of these! it was hilarious!

[SoraTekuichi]

Yo danny how can you summon a demonic army..

[Loggester]

THERE IS UBER LAGZORS ON TEH VIDEOS

[FeelingVeryLucky]

"Now, according to my mother's logic, the children in Africa will be less starving because I did not throw food away. *Gag GAG* I wonder what they'll be when I start vomiting."

I lol'ed.

Danny, you are hilarious.

[eiZzil010]

Rape the wicked because no one mourns them. Danny, love your vids <3

[JoshhWan]

nice unicorn

[23MrLuka]

Hay i am from Serbia and i have a qwestion?!

zasto se ne osisas na kratko :) ???



[quintessentialu]

Greetings,

My question is.. where do unicorns live????

[Finiras]

@quintessentialu they live in danny's asshole

[kiirakunn]

sme-šno :D

[Sm0uKeR96]

hey dannnnny can you make a video about going in a restaraunt ?

[aussiepalti]

that horse... wow i couldnt stop laughing, thanks danny!

[StewWayDrive]

best video yet danny

I loled irl

[PseudoKitsch]

you have the most amazing horse face.

[blissful0ne]

2:04 "Because I do love fish... EH HEH (pinky up) EH HEH (pinky up)"

That has to be the funniest thing you have ever said. Ever. My abs now hurt cuz of how hard u made me laugh.

[turcca]

Uumm, that is nice.

[icewhipRox]

Danny, love your show! I was just wondering, what's the most romantic thing you've ever seen? =^.^=

[didorins]

@icewhipRox KITTY FACE :)

[Jugador96]

@icewhipRox

he saw a porno

[LoverAndARocker]

Hey Danny! What are your thoughts about the (supposedly) coming zombie apocalypse?!? O_O

[CodinMoldovanu]

@LoverAndARocker wtf? another zombiecalypse ?

AGAIN ?

Oh noes...lemme grab my shovelz...

[LoverAndARocker]

@CodinMoldovanu Ha ha my brother wrote that lol

[GrimmjowSama]

Sound is off. =[