CES 2012: iNuke, the 800lb iPod dock

[popkinglatif]

i wanted to hear it!

[o00thunderhawk00o]

i wonder if it would be cheaper to buy this and take it apart for all the insides or to buy all the insides separately.... like how you can buy those huge ass batteries and get like 36 AAAs out of them, thus saving you a tone of money.

[needabox2live]

And I thought my $600 Bose Sounddock 10 was on the expensive side! :O

[ozera16]

I need one, I'm always late to work

[cali4l]

I could picture the show pimp my ride using this....

[anelektra]

ja chce taką ale nie do iSrajphona

[BonnevanWeert]

But the question is 'will it blend'

[thejerrymobile]

I understand the "why not" principle off of which this is operating, but if you want a concert-style sound system, why would you want it connected to an iPod? Furthermore, it would be interesting to see how one goes about changing the song without liquefying their organs, should they choose to do so without turning it down.

[denoizer]

Una inmensa porquería como todo lo que venden. Nunca mas vuelvo a comprar lo que sea que saque esta marca.

[LogicThEncrypter]

This is insane!

[ProfesorFrodoJSchitz]

Holy shit! $30000!!!!!

[Ftalbet]

Yeah Deadmau5 playing at the beginning of the video!!

[yellowcanarystudios]

When I make a museum of America, F'yeah, This will be included in the displays

[thePEOPLEperson1]

this isn't stupid, this is awesome.

[shadowcharizard10]

who the hell would want this in their home?

[12trouble123]

@shadowcharizard10 Teens, Trolls, People who cant hear

[Y0uJustGotPwnedMate]

@TwoTekah hey dumbass im using my phone so it does auto correction dip shit. This was my pov on the inuke it doesnt mean it went out for everyone.

[almt4]

deadmau5!

[MarioBrosxlove64]

@almt4 where?

[TheAaron2096]

Lol

[mrskarfunkle]

ohh you silly rich people

[MetalCookieMusic]

Compensating for something?

[dakotatyler2]

so dumb, ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[Y0uJustGotPwnedMate]

WHO...THE...FUCK...WOULD...BUY­...THIS SHIT! total complete waist of money and waist of time being thought of and created. Who would really spend $30,000 on a ipod dock. You just better be having parties everyday and the money. With the $30,000 you can buy so much more stuff than this gigantic piece of lard shit.

[TwoTekah]

@Y0uJustGotPwnedMate how about clubs? who rely on high base loud music? This would be a great gimmick. next time before being such a complete dumbass, think a little bit. By the way, waste* not waist.......

[TripleCharged]

HA

The angle at 0:15 makes it look normal size, until you see the ipod on top

[LAalien1]

But will it fit in my car?

[TheBridgeCrosser]

Meanwhile... in Africa.

[pbobassist]

ssooooo... lets hear it?

[MarioBrosxlove64]

Skrillex's Music + 800 lb iPod Dock = TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!

[Grifs00r]

deadmau5 <3

[36winters]

SO THAT IS WHERE ALL OF AMERICA'S MONEY IS GOING!!!

[MercedesDriver2011]

But will it blend?

[carlosmashiado2]

i think this must be the kinda pointless crap that soulja boy spend his money on

[ryudragon7]

is this for real? Please tell me it's a joke.

[tzlifts]

it's not like the ipod has a hifi sound card to begin with. why even bother?

[ofirharlev]

only a fool would use the words "audiophiles" and "Behringer" in the same sentence!

[Bobio1138]

Thats not a product. Thats advertising. You see the same thing at the detroit auto show every year. Custom cars with cool extras that never get made. Sure, they might actually sell this. But most of their profits will come from their other products.

[882825]

sorry, i don't hate money

[DSLDARTH]

iFacepalm

[SpiritTHIRTY1]

Dear Santa,

[crunchbar123]

I'll take twenty.

[goremini181]

this needs to be used with dubstep

[PostItsDead]

This is exactly what I wanted for Christmas mom!

Thank you!

[nettlefrog]

Somebody's compensating for something...

[Guymanguy12345]

Jesus Fuck, if someone's not careful they'll blow their house dow-OH, THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE iNUKE!!!

[Chibigu007]

What. . . . .why....

[deathdeviser]

if its bass does not shake my house, it is not worthy of my money!

[The2Goonz]

i thoought this was a micky take?



[d1353lp0w3r]

no demonstration? pft

[atreyu2ty]

Stupid as hell, but I want one.

[SuperPuddingFish]

pure shit .

[BKInbound]

that bald guy was way too happy

[Quake94]

In background from 0:14 is playing Deadmau5 - Not Exactly

[Amazing627]

I have one of those in my bedroom....

[070erwin]

fuck the electricity bill

[mourdryu]

wtf..... who even preordered this sh*t....demselves?

[HeavyFireworks]

If Steve Jobs was still here, he wouldn't have even put an idea like this in his head.

[Elitto0]

But why..? WHY??!

[soverato3]

@Elitto0 because we can ;D

[darkshadow2341]

who the fuck would make this!!!! oh yes deaf people

[SzalonyBeduin]

Co oni paczą?

[theAntilli]

0:45

"ONKA"? I think i know that typeface

[RBGHfam]

Wha.... I have no words.

[CheEsEINCORPORATED]

This is one of the worst ideas I have ever seen.

[DyslexiWHAT]

This thing is fucking restarted!!!!

[fantastic780]

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[Tstr0ng420]

this is so dumb...i want one

[04ray25number2]

Do they need to make it that big?? They couldn't make it smaller and have the same power?? I hope they don't sell well cause that is a waste of material and a waste of space.

[raystinks1]

@04ray25number2 your no fun

[windchill1belle]

Just watch.. you'll see ijustine having this

[jaguarjay13]

BUT.... will it blend?

[wegonnaownyanoob]

Dear Santa...

[thatweirdchild100]

no one gives a shit

[fuzzball2006]

ihome, like a boss edition!



[ssandracasas21]

But all the apple followers will try to get there hands on that next big thing.. soon there will be an Apple phone coming out every 3mos lmao.. I just don't get it..

[MissJen27]

Come back Steve! They are turing into idiots!

[maacus1]

Wow this has to be the most stupid and most unnecessary product at ces

[nory826]

tax the rich

[CrazyChainsawFilms]

thats not practical even if you do have the money for it

[Tailsmilespower]

"You either have to take out a wall or have double doors." Or have an insane mind for even thinking about wasting money on it!

[errolcravens]

How am I suppose to get that on my shoulder.

[camelligh118]

@errolcravens ask my uncle Chuck. he will carry it around for at a minimal fee.

[spiritminstrel]

"Hi, we're Science. We're all about coulda and not about shoulda." - Patton Oswalt

[xvbrad101]

Behringer Boss: so your telling me its lightweight and very Mobil?

Worker: yes it will be unveiled at this years CES

*at CES*

Worker: HA I LIED ITS AS BIG AS MY HOUSE!!!!

[rooroo1988]

How the hell are you gonna get it through the door?

[Elano9GS]

this is what happens when steve jobs isn't here any more R.I.P

[faiz434]

@Elano9GS LOL!! I find it funny when dumb apple fans like you think Steve Jobs can affect so many things. He's not god. Even if he's still here, I doubt this won't be built. It will still be made and the most steve jobs can do is make a comment on it.

[WalkableBuffalo]

@Elano9GS People make cool and funny inventions?

[SandeRRRR]

@Elano9GS seriously; what has steve jobs got to do with this piece of audio power!

[Dleger13]

@Elano9GS except i'm reasonably certain that this iPod dock, like most others, is in no way associated with apple...

[TwoTekah]

@Elano9GS ....this company isnt related to apple at all. Steve jobs dead or alive, wouldnt make a difference on this machine. Fucking idiot.

[gwain30]

Hehe, he said Subwuffer

[backstopkidd]

Ignoring the fact that it's for an iPod and the extravagance, as a machine, that thing is sexy as hell...

[ZConsortium]

I love how the title and the description disagree with each other.

[Exixo2]

You make a speaker of that quality... and hook it up to an iphone? -_-

[hoptop77]

who would buy this, let me guess some prick who wants to put it into some piece of shit car

[pscman3]

why?

[reccirunescape]

I haven't seen a video of them working..

[NkPasswordHack2012]

great!

[AceOfShadySpades]

Classic Apple, Something that nobody needs, and most people can't afford

[GamerFredrik]

@AceOfShadySpades Apple didnt make that.

[alewisgb]

@AceOfShadySpades not made by apple!!

[lindflake]

Retarded or super cool, perhaps a bit of both!

[TheBirdman1272]

This will make dubstep sound like its LITERALLY ripping youre eardrums out and shredding your brain. Dear God, people and their quest for loud music.

[Imperialny33]

Americans...

[floridafishingo]

Who else thought the iNUKE was going to be a 800lb Nuke Bomb shaped iPhone/iPod dock?

[pdziechciarz]

Finally! An extended battery for iPhone 4S which can power the phone for 12 hours!

[rhettbutler13]

WANT.

[ivarking]

0:8 big smile

[hempev]

The red switch drops you down the rabbit hole, the blue one just sucks your wallet dry.

[SBarrettM]

The only question remains... Are they making one in Iran?????

[Geriafrican]

I think he is trying to compensate for something, if u know what i mean ;)

[TheDragonPegasus]

ign news service of course ign would be the ones to go on about a worthless piece of trash an one of the biggest wastes of money, time an experience

[mrennie25]

that is ridiculous. how are you supposed to shipped it?

[duntz18]

Seriously, why?

[TayCout]

anyone else reminded of robert downey jr by that guy?

[chancereecher]

Correction to the description/video, it does not RUN on 10,000 watts, rather its power amps output 10,000 watts to the speakers. It is powered by 30 amps of AC power, which is around 3,600 watts of actual AC power CONSUMPTION. (Sorry, but I'm an A/V nerd. I can't help but point this out.)

[SetsunaFSeie00]

the sound quality, to put it simply, of what files can be stored on an ipod, are too low for that to be necessary. what retards

[Epistinimically]

@SetsunaFSeie00 if you call someone a retard make sure to not use retarded grammar

[hector31k]

One name Steve Made "SMD" this over sized box is nothing

[zombieseatcows]

This is a joke right?!

[canorean]

.....they tell you what subs and speakers are inside of it... why not just buy the components...? i feel like that owuld be cheaper than buying that huge thing.. plus it owuld be more space efficient to just get the components.

[Helsinkisillest]

Very portable.

[amurderofcrowz]

why?!?!

[armykyle1]

@amurderofcrowz

why not?

[GuiltySpark4312]

Or you would have to be one dumb fuck to buy a 800lb Ipod dock, You know what I have a 16Lb dock and it has a clock this one does not fuckers

[BlazingAngelzzz]

Lol.

[codychamillionaire]

2 18" 3,000 WATT SUBS? I WANT ONE.

[djmarcos702]

i rather take out the wall i need the door

[TheMegaJFrog]

i went in a cornfield today

[Vendoman500]

why just iPod? what about stuff for Dj's!!!!!

[96greon]

Why why why?? I just don't understand why anyone would waste there money on such a thing jeeeeez

[drowssap22]

we do what we want... cuz we're asses

[2victor2]

Don't set your alarm on that dock. Just sayin.

[KidBajan]

$30,000? I'd buy a car first.

[XxYamimakaxX]

dah fuk

[ComedyNurd]

This is just fucking stupid. All it is, is a very large speaker. Why do they feel the need to classify it as an "iPod dock" and not just a speaker or amplifier which it really is. You can get the same sound out of a couple of Marshall stacks (and those will actually fit through most doors)!

[i0sikhi]

that +DubStep=Jizzfest

[DeathByFrenchFry]

where the fuck would i put that...

[Mbmoney1217]

I would have no place to put this in my house

[tigerdoll494]

who buys this??

[bryanfuel]

so when you turn it on is it gonna be like back to the future?

[TrailersThatRock]

all he had to say was: "it's a big fucking speaker."

[reilly1288]

Why?... just, why?

[DjMadeInHollywood]

Deadmau5!:D



[acrichton11]

Does it have auxiliary in? i have a sony walkman?

[jonnyjonny26]

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THAT NAAAAAW

[prsguitar6910]

i wanna playing some guitar on that baby

[FBuehlow]

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[freakyfantom]

@FBuehlow I beg to differ!

[tigerhernandez]

SOMEBODY PLZ GET ME THIS !

[thumbwar73]

it wouldn't be as bad if it wasn't only useful to apple products

[Malkintosh]

That would go great with Barney's TV wall.

[mobius1ace5]

audiophiles know that iPods SUCK!!! they cannot play flac meaning they cannot reproduce perfect sound.. yea, I went there, deal with it!

[Someone7089]

@mobius1ace5 Really? I'm almost completely sure that most recordings of music I play (Such as Led Zeppelin, a lot of old recordings) have the ability to be played at their maximum quality on my iPhone. Sure, there are MP3 players that have better audio quality, but I don't think you are going to notice unless you have a crapload of expensive speakers playing from your iPod. I have Turtle Beach headphones, and I'm fairly sure they wouldn't sound better out of a different player.

[VanYYFan]

@mobius1ace5 u know u can turn FLAC to WAV right?? Which is the even more decompressed version of FLAC. iPod support such file.

[VanYYFan]

@mobius1ace5 I don't own any ipods btw, and i never did. so don't call me fanboy or w.e.

[floftyAl]

@mobius1ace5 so what is another option to ipod??

[mobius1ace5]

@floftyAl Most sansa products actually support flac files and have decent amplifiers in them for small earbuds, but with any device, including an iPod, an external headphone amp is generally warranted to help augment the overall sound quality.

[NpopGG]

@mobius1ace5 What do you recommend instead?

[imag1291]

@mobius1ace5 But you can losslessly convert flac to apple lossless without any change in the sound meaning you can avoid lossy codecs. Also you can add a cd into itunes and convert the original WAV file to apple lossless.

[huamanJR]

@mobius1ace5 Like Sheldon said Microsoft will one day make a mp3 device so amazing it will drive Apple out of business.

[armykyle1]

@mobius1ace5

I don't like apple, but they don't need flac files, they have apple lossless, which is the same quality as flac, which is what I use in my car, since most head units don't support flac files :)

[mobius1ace5]

@armykyle1 Apple lossless is not really supported throughout the audiophile community, or at least the ones I am a part of. I wish I had the mobile unit they all like, but I honestly cannot remember it.. Flac has gotten very good over the years, and I love recording albums to it, but I have always had issues with the apple codec.