Fat. People. Stories.

[sugmegpls]

I feel bad for these people.

[JerseyMan96]

>america

[bigredraddish]

the speed of smell ... i fucking lost it totaly

[IPrayingMantisI]

Holy fuck I almost shat myself laughing :D

[LeeumCC]

"S-sorry, g-go ahead.." Why didn't you pan the camera to the spaghetti spewing out from your pockets?

[lolzgym]

@LeeumCC hmm.. this has potential..

[Roxxzor816]

You buyin' maxi pads bro?

[DistortedBrain]

>well below your angus

I lost

[JinPatang]

> mfw america

[aloneunafraid1775]

But but but, diet Pepsi has no calories!!!!! Lol wat?

[deaxxxtasy]

mfw there are motorized shopping carts for obese people in america

[lolzgym]

@deaxxxtasy u mirin our handicapped parking for fatties?

[Il0veToFU]

@deaxxxtasy Apparently they were intended for the elderly. I read a fat people story the other day about some old guy who was waiting in the corner for a very long time because all the ambulocetus were using the carts.

[CurryTastesGood]

>2012

>being a morbily obese black male and wearing your size XXL custome made sweatpants well behind your anus.

>it is my sincerest hope that you african american lads refrain from doing this. IIMSHTYAALRFDT

[guitayrplaya]

>Cereal

>Healthy

Channel Invalidated

[lolzgym]

@guitayrplaya >implying organic fruit loops & organic capn crunch blend isn't healthy as fuark

[TommyHareMusic]

@guitayrplaya >implying you dont know what your missin'

[superhack211]

America fuck ya

[lolzgym]

LOLL they have fatty ads streaming before this video =D =D

[DanceOffChops]

Speed of smell... Actually killed me.

[HPRCMax]

THATS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO GOMAD+SS.

(and creatine)

[CIeveland]

My favorite threads at /fit/. All my rage at the fatties in the grocery store. Nice work bro.

[thelaziesthylian]

foreverbulking :(

[c0dead]

dat landwhale convoy

[KTCRITCH]

>Trying to Greentext on Youtube

>2011

ISHYGDDT

But seriously. Who gives a fuck.

[IDRadam]

>growing an ass out of your stomach

ISHYGDDT

[IanWarr]

This chaps weight would be indicated in boulders instead of stones.

[777lucky]

lmao2scooters!!1!!2scooters

[BirmzWeedhead]

@777lucky lol

[lolzgym]

@777lucky i lolled

[kakaak0]

OH god bro you are so funny, cantn to NY! hopefully!

[lolzgym]

@kakaak0 cool brehh you were from the rainbow state right?

[kakaak0]

@lolzgym u kno brah

[DaPulNihGer]

Actually funny good work.

[xcandix]

I lol'd at your commentary, how do you hide the camera though?

[AzurewrathXI]

Why the fuck was that Ambulocetus Minor pushing the pepsi holder backwards?

[adc1222]

Was the short thing in the toque with lmao3box!!1 of pepsi pushing its cart backwards?

[lolzgym]

@adc1222 correct >dat poland

[WumboWarrior]

mfw I am reminded people like this actually exist.

[MrDreamweaverz]

but guise its all genetics

[madkvideo]

LOL fat people

[TheBear525]

Fatties gonna Fat.

[sk8r9871]

lol, fatfucks.

[lolrskateslol]

haha i love the snickering when the parade of landcontinents appear from around the corner

[TaskForceRangerX]

>Implying that black male doesn't have a desert beagle/tec9 behind his XL custom made sweatpants causing him to slouch that way.

1:00

Dat autistic snicker. Well done.

[TheTrollWandering]

This bro has a doctorate in hambulocetus philosophy.

[dng992]

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me.

[lolzgym]

@dng992 i will concede to your point and will admit this is the case infrequently, however it would be statistically improbable for me to hit those multiple successive rare medical cases such as the ones portrayed in the time it took me to grab a box of cereal and some PB&J..

the reality is that these conditions are primarily self-inflicted for the vast majority of the population.. trust me i was there and my own momz is still there. my momz thinks food is fat free if she doesn't add oil

[YetAnotherBadYT]

@lolzgym

This. The amount of people with metabolic disorders is actually not that low, but the amount of people with metabolic disorders that actually make a significant difference is very low.

[GizmoGardenia]

@dng992 whats your mom's number then?

[clarence0]

@dng992 She brought that on herself fool.

[lolrskateslol]

@dng992 maybe you should stop being such a fatass. lifting the spoon to your mouth doesnt count as exercise. I used to be 240lbs at 6'5" and then i stopped being an ambulocetus and got myself into shape. at 200lbs flat i still have some gainz i need to acquire. so yes, you are a heffer and no, there is no excuse to be overweight

[MaulqasmPK]

@dng992 lmfao bullshit

NO ONE CAN DEFY THE LAW OF THERMAL DYNAMICS

There is no medical condition that makes you a god who operates outside the laws of physics. If you intake more calories than you burn. You will gain weight. Anyways I don't feel bad for you or your mother.

[MightyFire]

@MaulqasmPK

I'll believe conditions that make it "harder" than regular people to lose weight. But impossible is complete bullshit.

[YetAnotherBadYT]

@MaulqasmPK

There are some metabolic disorders, such as hypothyroidism, that can make people expend less energy, however to have one that has a significant effect is rare, and even when present, it doesn't make it impossible to lose weight, just harder.

The inverse is also true, i.e., people with hyperthyroidism find it hard to gain weight because their expenditure is too high. But again, those people just have to deviate a little more from homeostasis and the same effect will occur.

[MaulqasmPK]

@YetAnotherBadYT Well obviously there are people who are effected by thyroid conditions, (0.2% of the population or something?) But most obesity comes from poor diet and laziness.

[TheWirefan123]

@dng992 strong copypasta

[DaPulNihGer]

@dng992 you can lose weight using low impact exercise, ignorance and poor life choices leads to obesity.

[zombiewhale]

@dng992 ur mum was prob already fat to start with hence the bad knees

[johnaiton]

@dng992

>Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way?

Well, greed is a medical condition.

[ParrryHottter]

if you can still move around on your own then you are not bulking hard enough

[johnaiton]

>Daily gains

>Speed of smell

>Starting Strength doing 3box.

5 star video.

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

oh my god when that second hambeast appeared at 1:07 haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaha

[doggyfizzle1245]

lol!

[Tcheus9166]

>Well below your angus

[L2QSclan]

1:06

Fatties rollout.

[loliwatchvideosable]

>well below your angus.

fucking lold