Starting Over

[simpsontpch]

Yo Zak, instead of nun being sacreligious, you should say its ZAKreligious.

[thatzak]

@simpsontpch Amazing. I'll have to remember that for future videos.

[newpyramids]

...I had the majority of those things at various points in my life. Feeling a little unnerved here. (I also had a flying cow to go with the pig)

[tybofborg]

Your grandma had bear hands? How is that possible?

Although I guess if she lived in the USA, she did have the right to bear arms...

[EffYeahHermione]

Haha my mom got me that nun for my birthday! It's one of my most prized possessions.

[Dogcrazy713]

ARE YOU WEARING GUYLINER!?!?

[tripthe1]

"Now I'm starting over. It's time to make new memories." Deep stuff slim.

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You get a FIVE star thumbs up for the flamer you brought to Seattle.

[assimilatordk]

"you act like you don't even know who i IS"... IS?? really?? | y u no use am? |

i'm from Denmark and i say that you just failed at english my good sir :D

[NinjaLids]

of all the pokemon games you pick pinball to play recently?? O_O

[oliviaarshambow]

I live in Georgia. It's so terrible. I can't wait to move.

[ImTheGrindermanIAm]

Your grandmother has the hands of a bear?

[ViSruJaProductions]

Seattle <3

[samiilautnerlunatik]

I LIVE IN SEATTLE !

[MarthaWocket]

i live in belluveiw! i could stalk u, u got to go to pike place market, and golden age comic book shop, and odle middle school please

[SoAndyTV]

I have every item you have except the grandma tp and the fist :p. I lie :@ cool vids!

[bridgetisadreamer]

You have a charizard card? Your awesome levels really are high :D

[SpaceCasefy]

You miss Waffle House because it was the BEST! I lived in Atlanta until I was 5 and the two things I miss most after living in Minnesota for 11 years are still Waffle House and Chick-fal-a. Also the nice baptist ladies with their hats and dancing to music in during traffic jams. They were pretty good too.

[NinKirby]

Pokemon Pinball? ThatZak is one of my favorite YouTubers now.

[TheJadeReport]

aww i still live in GA

[PilllsBuryDoughBoy]

If you're in Seattle you should go visit iwillbot, the piano kid you competed with in the King of The Web. He lives there.

[AIR23SAM]

Finally your back wow you re the king of vlogging!!!!!

[Trippin2Kippen]

:O OMG I LIVE IN ST AUGUSTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FIST TOOO! but mine is green :3

[msh441b]

Two of your most treasured things were from us - Sharky and stegosaurus!

[LoniganTheDragon]

if you think sharky is bad, imagine the mouthful that was girafferee, let alone coming up with a way to spell it when i was 9.

[DulcetDissonance]

What do you mean a Charizard Pokemon card is no big deal? That's the only one of the originals I never got... a childhood disappointment that stays with me to this day :(

[booshoe37]

You beat me with that blacklight! ARGH!!

[CunnininnuC]

holy shit where in seattle are you? (goddamn sub boxes, i had to look back from today to watch these videos)

[tiannUH]

If you like the Waffle House, you should come down to Portland to eat at the 24-Hour Pancake House.

It is amazing.

[Artdoggy123]

U could come to Kentucky!!!

[TimmyHawk3000]

You act like you don't know who I IZ -lmao-

Gangsta Line!

[dominosoul]

You didn't take your Charizard card? WHAAAAAAAT?!

[smalltownescape]

No Waffle House in Seattle!?!? Screw that!

[xCurlGrlx]

I have the same Back To The Future poster

[luvhearts56]

OMG my brother had that same shark stuffed animal! he named it sharkie too!

[panckakekim]

It's useless crap, But it is my useless crap :D Made my day:)

[kingmejam]

I totally have a flaming nun too, and I'm glad to see someone out there appreciates her as much as I do.

[Rachel00917]

wha.. where is your whiteboard? you no like it in the background of videos anymore? :[

[ssoorrcc]

wax fist - how... yeah, right, what a nice memory from your childhood.

[mybeautifulrescue21]

WAIT, YOU'RE IN SEATTLE. I'M IN SEATTLE. I will find you thatzak. I will find you. hahahaha.

[OrgasmandTea]

Holy crap that nun is awesome. I want a lifesize one with a flamethrower to DESTROY MY ENEMIES.

[JordynJitters]

"flaming nun" is just the funniest sentence.

[JadeSClark]

PEZ DISPENSERS. AGAIN. I JUST COMMENTED ON YOUR OTHER VIDEO THEN SAW THIS ONE AND PEZ DISPENSER. THEY ARE AMAZING

[cloudsovercacti29]

I have a stuffed panda. Her name is Panda.

[commiepig]

I miss the spanish moss all over St. Augustine and the rest of North FL.

[EnchantedSleep]

I bought the same LOTR Pez for my best friend for her birthday. They are so great.

[LindaDulcinea]

Also, I use to own that Back to the Future poster!

[LindaDulcinea]

Pfft, come one, we all knew you weren't going to keep up your end of the bargain,

[AbananaPerson]

(i don't like it here either)

[AbananaPerson]

Never even knew you lived where i did. But now you moved. Such a shame..

[BeastFromDeEast]

Omyyyyyyygosh i have a gameboy color and it still has the pokemon pinball game in it,.. sooooo weird

[CritterKissesxx]

Its useless crap..but its my useless crap! lol

[AmorDelFriki]

I miss pokemon pinball :'(

[mariahFR3SH]

WHERE DID YOU BUY THE BACK TO THE FUTURE POSTER!?

[StereoLove421]

Please visit California sometime?

[thatzak]

@StereoLove421 I do every year for VidCon!

[pslgreg]

Keep having fun and loving life. :)

[RAWR4REPTAR]

brb gonna go quote you on tumblr.

[WeeshaTheUnicorn]

I love this video, amazing.

[JamesH4K]

HAHAHA.

[chrisjohnpat]

I want to work with Zak and his face.

[kimmmyy93]

omg i have that flying pig! never seen another one before XD

[SaraMUSt]

It IS weird ~ how "plain useless cr@p" can mean that much, indeed. One don't know what one have before it's gone. But other, and perhaps better, things will soon come and fill its void. Best wishes in Seattle.

[dannerzme]

great luck in Seattle!

[Lanemustexit]

Is it just me or could that nun be carrying the antichrist? If your still here in 2012 Seattle will be the first to go.

[csquared2kten]

holy crap my gma totes made me a teepee too.

[balletdancer69]

Yay washington!!!!!!! 

[thebeluga]

I recently learned Publix was a Southern thing but I didn't realize Waffle House too. It's okay though because nobody likes the Waffle House.

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

congrats on the move... my coolest useless crap came from a scavenger hunt.. its a cow thats really a flashlight and moos constantly :P

[19ladybug95]

this one almost made me cry, cuz i'm all sentimental to my useless crap, and one day one i move, i'll miss terribly anything i leave behind.... but that's a long way off. i have plenty of time to be a dork. also, legos rule.

[choro1981]

Oh Zak I love your new look you look so SEXY with your messy hair. Peace

[twinkletoes121]

I would have watched this video anyway, but what caught my eye about it was the thumbnail, which looked like you were holding a stuffed giant squid. It was actually your teepee.

[hannahvolck]

I feel the exact same way. I have a ton of useless crap but it is all mine. And even if I do not pay attention to it everyday I love it all because each thing has some memory to me that I can relate it to and tell a story about. It is fun to share those memories. I have an exceptional memory for past events. It is hard parting with things when you remember so much.

[thatzak]

@gimgurl437 Agreed!

[fiveyearsbefore]

LOL new wheezywaidoo?

[lolzzish]

I HAVE THAT WIND UP NUN!!! :D

[MrUjabuja]

now your in the fucking washington fucking state ... time to party .... up in the woods we go to get drunk and shoot guns

[CalicoJames]

I already commented and I have watched this several times too. But you're awesome and it makes it worthwhile. And I just watched a man in a rubber suit kill people. Welcome to bigfoot country.

[reignofsparks42]

I loved this video! It was so..genuine and honest!

[thatzak]

@reignofsparks42 Thanks. :)

[FuryChord]

Diabeetus?

[nissan501]

How do you like the cold weather and rain of Washington???? lol

[thatzak]

@nissan501 It's not as cold or rainy as I thought it was going to be.

[Metzgirl]

Have you found your favorite coffee shop yet? It's required to have one if you've lived in Seattle for more than one month.

[thatzak]

@Metzgirl I don't like coffee. :(

[thatzak]

@gimgurl437 But what if I don't like coffee?

[WowKablamo]

You're all grown up (': also, STRIPES ON STRIPES awwwyeah.

[SmileyIfSinging]

I don't know whether to believe you or not when you tell us when the next video will be up. I DON'T WANT THIS TO BECOME LIKE COMMUNITYCHANNEL! I CAN'T HANDLE THAT!

[oceanna112733]

czech your vyou once in a while

[BrookeIsTheBestest]

I like that you own a nun that shoots sparks.

[xmas191991]

Saying anything was "made by hand" makes it either slightly more epic or incredibly more sad depending on the object.

[ccconfetti]

Well well well, look who finally decided to pull out his camera and make a video.

[rachlovesthebeatles]

nonononono. please come back to atlanta. unless you're happy there, then i guess it would be okay if you stayed in the northwest. :) but on the topic of atlanta... where did you get that nun thing? have you been to richard's in atlanta? is that where it's from? we'll miss you in atlanta zach! :)

[thatzak]

@rachlovesthebeatles I'm happy here.

[Blakehasnewface]

I'd only be impressed if she made it with her bear hands.

[BrittleTalks]

I'm off to college in August, so I'll shortly know all about the whole starting over thing.

[BananerNostrebor]

You look so old now that you've moved and the lighting is different in your new place... *sniff* they grow up so fast!!!

[thatzak]

@BananerNostrebor I'm 21 now! I could make a drunk vlog if wanted to (I don't)! Look at me aging like a champ.

[JessAtBestest1]

I love the long hair! -3

[TheShaunaify]

Your hair is looking fantabulous!

[chiclauren]

you brought the flaming nun XD!!!! Glad you're back, I missed your videos.

[xowdavis]

So glad you're back.

[BerniePwnsNoobs]

Omg i have a real animal named spike!

[DittemarieLessel]

You're hot Zach (:

[sofaleaver1]

You reminded me of Toy Story 3 and now I'm sad. This video made me think, though. :-)

[XxXCookizXxX]

Yay! Glad you're back.

[FelicitusFlip]

welcome back, yo

[bethelstonn]

missed you :)

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-You've got some cool stuff ;)

-That is the coolest Teepee EVER

-"The flaming Nun" xD

-I'm excited for you :)

*Hug*

[ssbmssbm1989]

I had pokemon pinball.... best game ever...

[kkkhenders]

we all know what you do with that wax fist

[columthealmighty]

i played with legos :(

[thatzak]

@columthealmighty It's not too late to pick up some K'nex!

[isabelitx123]

you're Hot...

[Seapaddler]

Oh dude you just told your G-ma that her Teepee is useless crap. o_O

[TheTNA123]

i've missed your videos so much.

[ClaireissoNerdycool]

Whoa! It was like short hair, and then BANG! long hair. WOW

[myARTjournal]

Pshht, I have a charizard and venasuar! But my blastoise isn't the original :'(

[yukikohohoho]

please cut your hair

[08riddlec]

after watching this video i realised i really need to go outside more.....

[ihatepredictivetext]

Oh, Cassandra is so lucky.

[alisonrk1]

I used to have that flying pig!

[makolovesu]

i subscribed because you are from georgia and are familiar with waffle house and modern day rap lyrics.

[thatzak]

@makolovesu We understand each other.

[BananaNeil]

I am a lion. rawr

[y0benb0]

"work" for king of the web???? more like sit on a throne at their office and Be the King!

[thatzak]

@y0benb0 I wish that was the case!

[ceresevakmoon]

You suddenly aged for the first time in years.. Congratulations on everything!! You look like an adult now though

[hellopie92]

Pez rulez.

[Juqni]

You should use your intro again sometime :)

[BananaNeil]

@Juqni agreeed =]

[thatzak]

@Juqni I can guarantee that will never happen.

[MichaelMidnight]

Looking very Aragorn there bro! To new memories!!!

[coolvidzdude]

Thanks for the update. I was wondering what happened to you since the King of the Web thing. Congrats on that and best wishes. Looking forward to cool vidz:)

[TheHannahHARLEQUIN]

OHMIGOSH! Look how little the hobbit PEZ are :P I got so excited when I saw them in the background!!

[conphatty]

I am really happy that you got the chance to change your life. and it's great to see how much happier you are now.

[MickieManiac505]

There's just something about your voice... I could listen to it all day....

[idobelieveinnargles]

Now that you're starting a new life in Seattle, maybe you should get some legos, too.

That would be a change in your life for the better.

[tomthecat94]

How does it feel to have no object, no "useless crap" of significance in your life, though? Apart from the laptop I'm typing this on (and maybe some of my gadgets), I literally have no object that bears any importance in my life, which makes me kind of sad.

[manashaula4U]

Well, moving is never easy. Last year I moved to a whole different country. And I miss a lot of my crap that I wasn't using back at home, and couldn't take it with me. That sucks... I miss my basketball collection (don't really play basketball, but it was cool going to the basement and seeing it).

[XAmzzyX]

Nomnom you look goos with long hair

[Rafgeekk]

Invisible dog from the improeverywhere video^^

[MonsieurSockPuppet]

I can't wait until 2013, when Zach's next new video comes out.

[thatzak]

@MonsieurSockPuppet Or Friday, like I said in this video.

[teamshinanagin]

@MonsieurSockPuppet he has been busy moving...DOUCHE

[CourageousUmbrella]

Good to see your face. Good to be laughed at again, I played with Legos and I laugh at people who play with Knex. Because devotion is awesome!

[thatzak]

@CourageousUmbrella Can you make an awesome roller coaster with Legos?

[CourageousUmbrella]

@thatzak Yes you can. It is called lego techinics... Do you have a K'nexland?

[reianaisawesome]

Glad you're doing well Zachary (:

[2Funny4YouMan]

Finally a new video!

[dlyc4714]

are you getting your ears pierced like Matt?

[thatzak]

@dlyc4714 lol, no.

[dlyc4714]

what does one do when working for King of the Web??

[thatzak]

@dlyc4714 I handle all the online advertising.

[tersaurus]

Glad to see you kept the Back to the Future poster. Such an awesome movie :D

[12345bbbbb12345]

you remind me of Jim Sturgess

[Loolayy]

you think you can just show up 2 months later and just... OOOH back to the future poster.

[marionhoney]

thatzaaaaaaaaak oh oh thatzaaaaaaak oh oh oh oh

[maddieweston]

This reminds me of Elmify's videos

[lacerdaflavia]

why do make such good videos?!

[hiimvin]

I so happy you're back into the swing of things, yaaaaaaay

[DelightInTheCorner]

connects were the shit, but my box was red :D

[blairheir721]

i'm jealous of all your cool stuff...and my grandma has that nun toy as well

[heather0f]

omg where have u been i lve yur vides but u havent done anything new in ages =D

[outthere23ifly]

gotta say the long hair is kinda sexy ;)

[egima217]

funny, i missed u, but i have to think if i forgive u about the lego thing...

[happyface230]

WTF I have a little shark that I call SHARKY. COINCIDENCE MUCH?

[thatzak]

@happyface230 We both aren't very creative people. :(

[ohernandez13]

Welcome back sir!

[towelmuppet]

Congratulations on getting out of Georgia. I am so happy for you.  I'd lie if I said that your living situation was keeping me up at night, but I did really want you to move.

[thatzak]

@towelmuppet Thanks. :)

[jamreaper]

well, you're right about one thing, you are the coolest guy on the web.

[ContraKat]

I'm glad you're back. :)

[teganbowiefreak]

I like it when you do the video making thing.

[hejmitnavnersarah]

please stop being so hot :)