@satanicinternational Jesus appeared to his disciples, and those on the road to Emmaus after he died, according to their account in the Gospels. Since then, we celebrate his death and resurrection every time the priest breaks bread and wine to give communion. Jesus doesn't therefore have to appear in 'corporeal existence, the legacy he gave us was his Teaching, dying for the sins of Humankind. Resurrection and Ascension have already taken place.
easter was cool with me, until my uncle started showing video's of me from 1992, damn, how i have changed and getting old and so close to death- have fun now.
jesus can tosse my salad lol
anpu418 5 months ago
LMFAO!!!
Pomahazael69 7 months ago
Next year cut Jesus into pieces that way he won't be able to get away :)
zinafrey101 8 months ago
I think the hippies of the 60s stole him.... or did he really come back from the dead just to start a fashion fab? Either or! Goddamn hippies, Peace!
Shagoth113 10 months ago
@satanicinternational Jesus appeared to his disciples, and those on the road to Emmaus after he died, according to their account in the Gospels. Since then, we celebrate his death and resurrection every time the priest breaks bread and wine to give communion. Jesus doesn't therefore have to appear in 'corporeal existence, the legacy he gave us was his Teaching, dying for the sins of Humankind. Resurrection and Ascension have already taken place.
jtaellio11 10 months ago
@satanicinternational It was you, when you used to have long hair.
jtaellio11 10 months ago
Fucking bunnies!!! ;) bahahahahaaa
I hope for a second coming so I can watch the primitive monkeys kill him again .
Unless he comes packing some serious fire power ;) (Lucifer? Maybe? Rofl;)
DurexDurpaneu2 10 months ago
i wish this was the story they told me in my stupid catholic school. i hate their lies
mikypeg 10 months ago
need to buy a big shotgun and when the bunny shows up next time, shoot his guts clean out and dispatch him to hell. Hehehe
ourtortsystem 10 months ago
Al Jourgansen of Ministry dressed in a bunny suit and stole Jesus. He needed him to build his hotrod.
IllegalAlien75 10 months ago
smh
ParaWezzy 10 months ago
easter was cool with me, until my uncle started showing video's of me from 1992, damn, how i have changed and getting old and so close to death- have fun now.
mettanc 10 months ago
i thought you mugged jesus at the whore house?
smashbeans 10 months ago
I'll guard the tomb next year with my shotgun and a laptop full of porn
sniperofbuffalo 10 months ago
hey maybe Trippy stole Jesus! LMAO!!
meldyldan 10 months ago
So great lol
DJBludLust 10 months ago
xD LOL
videodesignerz 10 months ago
The Easter Bunny has gotta' eat too, man.
0erethren0 10 months ago
wrabbit twacks!
doomsdaygray 10 months ago
Christianity stole Jesus....and convinced the world that he was a god in the flesh
townofed 10 months ago 6
I stole him... He's buried in my backyard.
BitterCanuck 10 months ago
LMAO..
michael616joaquin 10 months ago
The easter bunny just trolled your ass xD
Polaf3456 10 months ago 6
@Polaf3456 lol
satanicinternational 10 months ago
Haha. First comment(:
Dcosw666 10 months ago