How did Gabe Newell become fat?

[Sonicfan4467]

Eating disorder. *Snort snort*

[Nixitur]

food

[MCVXtreme]

Mcdonald's *Snort snort*

[SteelFyire]

And Episode 3 gets delayed once more.

[ZXElias]

omg thanks dude i realy ned those subtitles!

[bobandnorman]

@ZXElias Why are you trying to get top comment? It's already top comment so why will anyone thumb up your comment? It's pathetic

[pkraccoon13]

Sandvich?

[TheNateHacker]

I see spy!

[PainCake1337]

EP3 Delayed a Century and 50 years.

[adampaz95]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away

[KoolioBoiz]

that Mr. Bean is a spy...... hence the snorts

[demonprince1991]

McDonalds

*snort snort*

[StirFryP]

THAT BLOODY MR. BEAN IS A SPY

[GlaDOlliE]

lol



[Rawaxe279]

Friendship

*snort snort*

[ATSFAsbel98]

@Rawaxe279 ---/)

[Rawaxe279]

@ATSFAsbel98 (\---

BROHOOF COMEPLETE 

[PivotZocker]

Cheeseburger

*Snort*

*Snort*

[VFireHD]

Problem?

[Mrhoho3]

it isnt magic, hes been eating episode 3 for centuries

[007StopMotion]

I'm gonna watch the rest tomorrow.

[coryleetrait567]

every time you guys make a fat joke about gabe newell he delays half life 3 by a year

[Calster32]

I demand an explanation, this video is video is totally incorrect and harasses Gabe Newell when the real truth is that it is a disorder, of eating pies.

[RyuuFireStorm]

Freaking wizards

[Vendetta162X]

Answer to every question in the universe.

[flaurosan]

white castle *snort* *snort*

[Theraclese]

either that or all the buckets of craisins he devours in secret

[TheFernanDoom]

I used to think that saying "food *snort snort*", but then I saw the comments...

[monkeychunger]

McDonalds*Snort snort*

[elletSetteSellaDomoU]

McChick'ns *snort snort

[machinegunzz32]

KFC *snort* *snort*

[MakeMeEvil82]

im suprised no-ones made a sparta remix yet

[optionen100]

How did Gabe Newell become fat?

Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center

for 999999999999999999999999999...­... days

:D

[TupacSerbia]

Food *snort* *snort*

[Espionok]

Hes not fat. Its all money

[thehumangunstore]

@Espionok wee needd...MONEYYYyyy...

[DickSimmons2]

@Espionok He just keeps it within his clothes - Doesn't trust banks :)

[SilentDeath331]

Captions: English - Magic... Now that's how you win -snort- -snort-

[BenioxoXox]

Now thanks to that Gabe "Magically" will make Episode 3 NEVER RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

[polarface456]

Magic and cake

[Yurick26]

Mr Bean what is your favourite NBA team?

[wolfishhippo]

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?

[InMyWorld10]

@wolfishhippo MAGIC! *snort* *snort*

[WOWdesired]

i saw this same clip on like 4 other vids lol

[ClemiHW]

Sandwichs.

*Snort snort*

[kaboomonme]

Thanks to you, ep3 will never come.

[SuperGman213]

How did Gabe Newell Be fat?

Answer: magic -pig sound-

[rushfan212]

You know the ironic part is Gabes the lightest guy in the company xD.

[LamarrsBlood]

*Puts on sunglasses*

*Magic* *snort* *snort*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[EEVERSTI]

WHAT HAPPENED TO 0:01 ???????

[Wampa842]

@EEVERSTI Gaben ate it!

[lecorbak]

@EEVERSTI

Gabe Newell nom-nomed it!

[Steven89444]

thanks, the subtitles helped me a lot

[acau77]

Ihaveoidea.avi

[HyperGolem]

Gabe isn't fat, he's just hiding episode 3 under his shirt.

[MrUrpoman]

questions for medic and mr bean. Q:why is gabe newell fat? Bean:magic *SNORT* Medic:I HAVE NO IDEA! Q:How does Vagineer reproduce? Bean:magic *SNORT* Medic:I HAVE NO IDEA! Final Q: What is sandvich? Bean:magic *SNORT* Medic:I HAVE NO IDEA!' Heavy:Moist and delicious. *laughs*

[RealGabeNewell]

Hamburgers

[thenotsew]

Lol i love how it gives subtitles in the top corner.

[thevideoman6]

Magic! NOW WITH SNOW!

[kylenaq1]

burger king *snort *snort*

[noobsfearme]

I thought he got that way from eating the wrong candy at willy wonkas choclate factory.

[MrMascara101]

The 0:01 is missing! DX

[TheGameboyrw]

magic and a warehouse full of doughnuts

lol

[ThatPsychopathGuy]

Thanks for the captions, they helped a lot.

[thestorniolo]

@ThatPsychopathGuy is for deaf people,man

[Frazeq]

Scroll down change language to deutsch

Look at the like button

MAGIC

[Gbcamper24]

You just delayed half life 3

[jordt1234]

magic from harry potter lol lol

[OrganicKing]

0:03

[onewhosepic]

Mann co store *Snort Snort* , oh and elephants :P

[Spartan1430]

Why do I keep watching these videos when I know what the catch phrase will be? >.>

[MrNauran]

Logic. (snort snort)

[holta73]

a gabe joke a day keeps the episode 3 away

[mellowcowism]

He took an arrow in the knee. 'nuff said.

[gorillazfan3]

@mellowcowism He took a cake to the mouth.

[Stevean2115]

no, it was days of sitting on his ass, continuesly delying progress of episode 3 while eating cheetos.

[Phoohy698]

I expected him to have the voice of that black guy from spider man and say "PIZZA!"

[papoj1PVR]

Medic.

[AMTRAX91]

Really? I thought it was not putting down the fucking fork.

[GamercastMMs]

NO! The title is wrong! :D it should be: WHy did Gabe Newell fucked steams virus defenses

BAD JOKE BAD JOKE!

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

he ate a lot more than just magic mr bean

[seriousbees]

Woa. I did not see that coming.

[bakuguy1]

magic *snort* *snort*

[erxer1]

WHY DO I WATCH ALL THOSE VIDS?

[swedishminecrafter01]

MAH DICK!

[SpartanOfAmerica1234]

Me: Gabe Newell, When will you work out?

Gabe: I HAVE NO IDEA!!

Me: Will you count to 3 on ur own or will you need help to? if so, what method will you use?

Gabe: Magic *snort snort*

me:...

[Link2556]

This was a spy fad. :3

[grungegorrila]

Thank you so much for the English subtitles, I would have never guessed that was what he said.

[Thatoneassclown]

Choco Tacos

Snort snort

[Delta6202]

how will gabe be thin?

MAJIK *snort snort*

[wanderbaseballertje2]

US *snort* *snort*

[death153278]

MC DONALD'S *SNORT SNORT*

[TheFernanDoom]

Is magic any name for food that i'm unaware of?

[falloutfan91]

the question should be: ''how does gabe newell stay so fat?''

[CoolVidsGuy911]

How did Gabe Newell become fat? Twinkies *snort *snort*

[MrSamuel745]

@moustachekitten because magic *snortsnort*

[BetaMaster100]

1 IS NOT GONE! Hold 6!

[1Tristan2]

@BetaMaster100 lol it does a disco bug

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

Food. *snort*

[zildjianfan101]

*yawn* kinda too long, I'll watch the rest tomorrow

[DarkChaoX100]

i found the 1 second!  Press 7 .

Magic *Snort**snort*

[CurseCreep]

This is made by a man who cant cook, and therefore defines cooking as magic

[mechdinosaur]

No he got fat because SANDVICH!

[nerdinthebackroom]

sandvich

[heteromeles]

Sorcery. *congested breathing noise* congested breathing noise*

[UrAnus1231]

Cheeseburgers, twinkies and waffles. *snort snort*

[Perszeusz]

Magic = Cake

[FerretTheFuzzles]

snortsnortsnort

[ipaqmaster]

Food. nom nom

[fulltimespy]

How did fulltimespy become a fulltime spy ?

[bobbybob1471]

So Spy How exactly did this become a fad?

[nackersmacker]

llol

[MrJarth]

It is funny how people still click this video, i mean you see the title (ie the question) and you see the Mr ben image so you know the joke. but people still click for him to say it.

[mixinghoney]

Mcdonnald's *snort* *snort*

[Aserox]

@mixinghoney lmfao

[FHomeBrew]

*buzzer* Nope, wrong answer!

[SuperSpanishChicken]

Too much bacon

[killerbeepep]

love how people know what the video is but still click on it

[gesuniti]

Mr. Pig)

[Thekitty0706fan]

I think the question should be why is AMERICA fat

[Testafyer2]

I would kill myself if at next years E3, all of the screens have a giant 3 and Gabe Newell walks on to the stage and says, "I have lost 3 pounds since the last episode of half life 2

[Deadrisingfan2]

Oh good job, you delayed episode 3 for another year D:<

[Jadyn1112]

CC

English-magic

WTF



[ENEMYAC130ABOVE100]

gabes not fat its only episode 3 in his shirt

[RobinOlsen2011]

Sandvich *snort* *snort*

[MrTomke10]

Why no loop :(



[scout101ful]

every thing about gabeN being fat and lazy is true why cuz i time i got COD black ops and i asked "gabeN" whay wont it work and he answers just return it where you bought it and i was like D:<

[Bitex112]

so we have the same vid with dozen different tittles...

what'd ya call that... a fad?

no...

magic *snort snort*

[MegaAuraStar]

Logic *snortsnort*

[PortmanPro]

Everytime you call Gabe Newell fat... Episode 3 is delayed 1 month... Gabe Newell is a thin sexy model c:

[MEGAtoaster1]

more like dark magic

[djkub1]

I think this will become a new meme soon if it hasn't already

[randomnerd123]

Magic. *snort* *snort*

[johnwieckhorst]

00:01

[diegoyeyyo]

where is the 00:01?

[336Roach]

@diegoyeyyo gabe steals it :)

[FlareKitteh]

because he ate alot of food when he was hungry? -.-

[TheID3000]

LMFAO

[alexandre779]

magic cake

[father042]

could you please tell me which mr bean movie or episode is this from?

[B4MVFan409]

@father042 its from Mr.Bean The Ultimate Disaster Movie. :)

[father042]

@B4MVFan409 thanks

[B4MVFan409]

@father042 your welcome

[AgentStolas]

Mr.Bean! what is the 6th element of harmony??

-plays video-

[Connor2349]

Magic

*snort snort*

[MasterT302]

a fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away...

[georgebogurd]

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :D

[MoustacheKitten]

Why do I click on videos like these when I know what the answer is...

[MisterMarmatote]

I am soooo high

[usercemal]

Burgers *snort* *snort*

[SpeakSilentStudios]

0:00 - 0:02 is how I got top comment

[Igelme]

@SpeakSilentStudios lol FAIL

[SpeakSilentStudios]

@Igelme I know! The prophecy was a sham!

[esteban801001]

Me: Where is the 0:01 part?

Mr.Bean: Magic *snort *snort

[Herrkake]

@esteban801001 "Magic" is not a location, the answer is nonsensical. You should have written "Why is the 0:01 part gone?"

[PossessedPanda]

MR. BEANS MAGIC GAME:

Try to click on the subtitles before the end of the video in order to push them up to the top of the screen, the farther it gets, the better you've done.

[bendogtoy13]

@PossessedPanda got it to the top :P do i win?

[PossessedPanda]

@bendogtoy13 Nope.avi

[PivotZocker]

was exepting:

Cheeseburger *snort* *snort*

[Aydz1000]

Gaben is so fat he has to noclip around the office

[stewieisthelord]

@Aydz1000 YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME!

What ever :P

[Aydz1000]

@stewieisthelord lol i saw it ages ago and wanted it to get top comment

when i first saw it i lost my shit and fell of my chair it's so funny

[cybermanMan]

@Aydz1000 Winner.

[TheZombieExpertL4D]

@Aydz1000 SSHH! Quiet or else Half Life (whatever one next) will be delayed EVEN longer!

[fuygvfyuguihvuyguuyu]

@Aydz1000 Don't joke with gaben cause he and people in valve made awesome games

[invadersnow]

@fuygvfyuguihvuyguuyu no, the games are shit

[bpeterdude316]

@Aydz1000 nah he just uses the gravity gun

[tommapar88]

@Aydz1000 You sir had made the funniest comment on youtubue

[tehBLAX]

@Aydz1000 lolol

[Hipstoprockathon]

@Aydz1000 llllllllllooooooooooooooooooll­llllllllllllllll