Man Licking Shoes on New York Subway

[mufloos]

negro please



[chitchuck]

America, you're fucked

[twotimemark]

Normal everyday life in New York...nothing strange here!

[chriscrumbs]

"This is what I was subjected to.. etc.." Very poor choice of words there.

This dudes obviously got issues. And very clean shoes.

[criss4000]

He surely had to go to an important meeting!

[Jive3058]

Lucky wife

[RunRun613]

LOL niggas going hard in the paint

[evildeaddrew]

Somebody sprinkled crack on his shoes.

[VanguardDragon]

He was probably late and on his way to a wedding

[chrizles]

I like the part where he licks his shoe.

[POFkennoth]

I bet his wife is one lucky woman.

[stevieG3232]

getting shit done on the commute..mans a genius

[matisyahup613]

what the FUCK is going through his mind? 

[sam83379]

This man who is licking the shoes MUST BE MADE "that all I can say"

[travisminor35]

The snozzberries taste like snozzberies

[iluvnyc07]

@travisminor35 lmaoooooooooooo

[maplelist]

i remember when i was young i would steal peoples shoes and lick them, all my friends did it with me and i thought it was cool then i took an arrow to the knee but then i ate oranges i was k

[darknesteo]

Szeryf to jest



[britneyshore12]

MIASHA WRAY HOE, NEW YORK - 7186792419

[britneyshore12]

MIASHA WRAY HOE, NEW YORK - 7186792419

[leo14992]

this nigga on crack or he got his first date 

[n3w3rAballerz]

Them shits were shinier than a muh fuka wen he was done

[kersenon]

and the guy reading the news wears two glasses and watches

[myne1000]

DUDE AINT PLAYIN NO GAMES

[myne1000]

LMMFAOOO. I DIED.

[derrenlegendbrown]

This should be the new Nike advert :P

[bblazeff1]

Dems was some Stacy Adams! Can't let them bad boys get dirty

[squidpants]

wait, you guys don't do this?

[JOHNJOHNDM]

And not a single f*** was given that day

[rachelfashooo]

what the fuck did i just watch

[hijmpmasta4]

mustve stepped on some fried chicken.

[silentonall]

Air Jordans or.........?

[thecrimsonshadow21]

yeah like its so hard to figure out a name for a video and i dont think he liked u taking videos of the crazy guy next to u, get some respect douche

[DirtyMindsDirtyHeads]

:yaomingew:

[slizzless]

He is going to see his date on a romantic dinner :))

[Kickthebunnny]

imagine him eating pussy

[aliennationmicrodot]

Now THAT'S what I call a spit shine!! Can I get one??

[spot5]

Imagine being the guy sitting right next to him. That takes a hell of a lot of willpower to not even hazard a look directly. Just...wtf?

[YentlLovesBTR]

LOL the person next to him is lookin' like 'fml' but omg ppl can be so insame !

[georgechimp]

There. Good as new.

[chogokin666]

His right sandal is feeling rejected.

[thexpinomanx]

haha! black people...

[FPVGF]

COuldnt he just spit on it and clean with the shirt??!?!?!

[Gangstal0ve]

ROFL. He went HAM on that shoe.

[DarkLuce]

thats fucking nasty man

[radentsgo89]

Look at the guy all the way in the back he got up at his seat at 0:24 because of this guy LOL

[radentsgo89]

@JLJ061 Like ppl say are am I talking to a brick wall.

[JLJ061]

Only in New York. lol

I remember one time I was at Penn Station when I saw a guy arguing with a brick wall... sad thing was I think the wall actually won!

[thisiscoolgirl]

eww thats dirty i think he didnt have a home

[POPCORNpro333]

thats one way to polish shoes

[ramesses1998]

He could make a living in the porn industry.

[CobraSpy97]

he must of step on a KFC rapper

[tommbarry]

his wife must love him

[harlemkid144]

Modern day shoe shining smh

[shootingNmissing]

This is actually real.

[alyssa01092002]

Wow That must be a hobbo honey moon lol

[flygurlnae1]

lmfao

[TheEmeraldSorceress]

Dayum boyyyyy, his girlfriend must be loving that tongue

[gianluigicaldarola]

jeepers creepers 4!

[dr1345]

this is what would happen if Mr.Clean was black and addicted to crack.

[stevieG3232]

@dr1345 excellent comment ha

[compleckz]

Did he kick a a chicken wing or something with that shoe ?

[Bolagnaise1]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[OURWORLDELITEJAKE]

it's fake because at one point he looks directly into the camera

[Y0JA]

@OURWORLDELITEJAKE how does that indicate being fake?

[OURWORLDELITEJAKE]

@Y0JA which means he could have been paid to do so

[cadetmaster6]

why is barack obama next to him?

[Giolics1]

That is a true spit shine.....LMAO...

[stasop]

I thought he was about to pick up the other shoe

[TooAnnoyed]

tastes like kfc chicken probably

[Andrewt1001]

That must be one fucking delicious shoe...

[tacoburritokinghank]

Lickatung and Jinx had a baby?!

[derrenlegendbrown]

This should be the new Nike advert :P

[RavaiP]

Sad but funny

[thisisgarrett15]

Someone just left the Wonka factory!

[wafeman17]

he's probably just practicing......

[Juwamba]

Nigga just needed to get dem shoes cleaned

[TapStar905]

o_o That is just completely disturbing.

[superduck213]

bet it taste like fried chicken

[PsychoDaveFilms]

Must of just gotten off work at KFC. Mmm Shoe lickin' good!

[Helden6621]

im sure if he sould reach his feet he'd lick them too hahahaha

[ziggerer]

Must have KFC gravy in it

[theoryoflaughter]

Jeez ppl just bc he's black doesent meen you got to be racist

[HockeySnipes12345678]

he reminds me of the cookie monster

yum yum yum yum shoe

[HockeySnipes12345678]

that poor gut next to him hahahahahhahhhahaha

[kittylemeu]

Was he collecting toe jam for dessert?

[sam92296]

he was just shining my shoes for me

[mark749009]

1 down 1 to go :p

[jennx18]

He's a dog at heart...or didnt have enough money to polish...did u hear of the guy who pooped in the subway?

[joshcampfield08]

Jimmy McMillan must be poor as shit nowadays.

[KetaMdMa]

hahahahahahahhaha hahahaha hahahahahahahaha that's the funniest thing I've seen in 2012 so far lol

[LenaxDDily]

ewww that is nasty lol

[Capellaism]

All he man wanted to do was clean his shoes....

[TheWonderskater]

nom nom nom nom tastes like nyc

[TheStacheLife]

I was staring at the wrong guy the whole time.

[TheNiamaThomas]

Om nom nom nom nom nom

[bpingry]

Must be watermelon flavoured

[punkindb66]

He licke the shit out of them dam shoes

[pornoslut]

mmmmmm yummy ! lol. I wouldnt want to be the woman he goes home to . Can you imagine having to kiss that mouth ? eww yucky

[luisitolindo]

Nigger Please!!!!!

[SerzhTiger]

All nigers are stupid)

[teseals]

@SerzhTiger

So are other races you worthless asshole!!!

[iiiEatCrayonz]

@SerzhTiger Yea and clearly your stupid because you don't even know how to spell "nigger" or use correct punctuation. Shut the fuck up, and stop calling "niggers" illiterate, because it doesnt seem like your so smart yourself.

[SerzhTiger]

@iiiEatCrayonz

Suck my diсk stupid slut

[wispythings]

This is not surprising to see, people do crazy drugs in new york city. and dude whats up with that lame poem on the info?

[DroidNoir]

Please don't 'like' this video, what this man is doing is not commendable. I don't know why he would do such a thing, but he is not to be encouraged.

[emilgard321]

@DroidNoir But its fucking funny.

[sadeb93]

the old asian guy's trying to act like he doesn't notice! haha

[IAMSPLITTONGUE]

yer video is on dat vh1 right now. 40 funniest fails . 2 

[HockeySnipes12345678]

@IAMSPLITTONGUE i just finished watching it and i had to see it again

[jobasket03]

hmm dans quoi y avais piler la xD

[MegaElpesado]

put the phone down cause the black guy noticed he was being recorded lmfao.

[erchpiglet]

I've heard of spit polishing but this is ridonculous! :-)

[MrMac8625]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[macadocious3000]

Thats how i lick on that pussy!!!! Lol!!

[domokittykun03o]

this was on 40 funniest fails real or fake

[guitarchim]

@domokittykun03o AND ITS REAL!!

[themis131413]

it is his lolishoe

[oscar199768]

He is practising for the night with his girlfriend jejejeje!

[paleandro]

The weirdest KFC Double down ever!

[alexxx7486]

Queueupladeez: you are a fucking nazi! The goverment pays TV to broascaat only black people crimes.. So black people commit only 47% not 70% like you said... And please if you like to be a nazi so bad you can get your sorry faschist ass back to nazi germany... Bitch!

[SwedenZooFilm]

No comment

[lbcslayer1]

hes hungry

[fowlization]

looks like he is hungry!

[sarahlawrence1975]

It's Ray Charles on his harmonica.

[thatmetalguy85]

@sarahlawrence1975 hahahahahahahahah

[admx94]

Who doesn't like the taste of leather?

[kagura0san]

WTF!!!!

[Essencialls]

se debió sentir muy seguro usando lentes?

[queueupIadeez]

Just another crack nigger. Nothing to see here.

[Gennnnyyyy]

@queueupIadeez stfu

[queueupIadeez]

@Gennnnyyyy Apparently you have a problem with the truth. Most niggers do. Example: While only around 12% of the U.S. population, and outnumbered by other races by 9 to 1, niggers commit between 51% and 60% of the murders, niggers commit over 50% of the robberies, niggers commit over 50% of the rapes, and over 50% of nigger males will be arrested and charged with a serious felony in their lifetime.

[Johnny127ful]

@queueupIadeez Can't believe I'm saying this...... but your god damn right.

[o00manu00o]

Una nueva técnica para limpiar y lustrar los zapatos!!!... ?

[123genebl1]

o_O

[godrilla]

WTF I see foot fetish videos to my right.. lol.

[omer66gs]

Clean. xD

[xeyed621]

SPIT SHINE!

[XightBike]

"These streets will make you feel brand new, Big lights will inspire you, let's hear it for New York..."

[derrenlegendbrown]

Nomnomnomnomnom tasty shoes!

[86dimsim]

Only in America, you guys seem to be totally desensitised by this man licking his shoe no one on the train even gave a shit.

[Slantsixx]

This guy probably votes.

[pakiss94]

swag

[Johnny127ful]

190 people are crackheads.

[Orzech017]

Hobbies are different..

Co japacze??

[amadreus10]

im reporting you to youtube for posting and making fun of mentally ill people.

[TalonZurfluh]

@amadreus10 thats a crack head you idiot

[CaStormChaser]

I just love how the other two guys act as though nothing weird is going on. They make it seem like it's just another day on a New York subway for them, lol!

I would have been busting up laughing!

[aqswefhtgy]

whats wrong with clean shoes :O

[wascatsred]

I think he stepped in some KFC.

[fucklove1ize]

@wascatsred ithink hes hungry..lol

[wascatsred]

@fucklove1ize Totally starved! Probably traded all his food stamps for malt liquor.

[redknights09]

GET THAT SHIT!! LMMFAO

[TheSk8Productions1]

that shoe is soo clean you could lick it.... oh wait..

[wolf123wolf123]

dafuq?

[markfencingman]

i do it all the time and i am also sexy

[BkzReaper]

Haaha . Person filming was like oh shiz . He is looking and turns camera away..

[amadreus10]

you are a sick bastard ..this man is mentally ill and you make fun of him and post it on youtube...were you a high school bully too? you are mean and insensitive.

[GummiHug]

@amadreus10 Hahaha what? How do you know he's mentally ill? Someone does something weird on the subway and all of the sudden you decide he's somehow sick in the brain? WOW. You can't be offended FOR someone, you can only be offended for YOURSELF.

[genkisudo154]

He looks like Zack from the Dead or Alive games.

[A08041988]

not criminal, but deviant as fuck

[whorebucks]

THIS. IS. NEW YORK.

[mkaraga1]

my Preciousss...

[herpderp020]

Has anyone seen the related videos?! i didn't know you could put that stuff on youtube lol

[toyokouhei]

oh me too.

when iPhone4 launched,I want to suck

[MrPwses]

Nigger apes.always.

[Seffitify]

Atleast the shoes are shiny

[suckmychuddywuddy]

0:29 oh.. is he gona stop? Nope, fraid theres stil sum meat on that bone

[suckmychuddywuddy]

i was gettin ready to lay a big satirical shit on the comments and it seems the comedians of the world have beaten me to it hahahaha jokes

[MrNanomie]

ever been so hungry that you have to lick your shoe in the subway?

[shizeninho]

lookin cute feelin cute