i remember dropping a 14 inch turd at a mcdonalds in hayward back when i was 13. i just could not flush it. i even went as far as not to throw tp in the bowl. i was damn determined that the next person to walk thru that door was destined to view my masterpiece in all it's glory. that shit was real
@WeizHerGigBuddy That must have been before cell phones. My friends and I record our impressive poos now and send them to each other, but back 10 years ago, I probably would have left it unflushed, just like you did.
@DevilTakeMe I'm aware of that, however JR's story in this video took place at a Clash of the Champions with Pillman during his WCW days. That would be 1993 at the latest.
@terracottapie Yeah, there were cell phones as far back as the early 1980s (Paul Heyman was notorious for carrying the big brick-like ones around at ring side). 2G technology. All you could do is make calls with them, hehe.
@DevilTakeMe I know, what I said in my comment was shorthand for "before cell phones WERE WIDELY AVAILABLE with cameras for people to take poop pictures with."
You titled this perfect. You called it a shoot, and the way Ross tells the story I thought it was going to end with him saying something bad... the was a great story.
Pillman and Tom Zenk were said to be notorious for stuff like this (sick jokes not big poops) when they were teaming as WCW US tag champs. Anyone who only ever saw Pillman in his later WWF days should do themselves a favour and check out his matches from the late eighties and early nineties.
@stpunderground come on guys all 129 of you guys are ridiculous just enjoy the story and don't mention anyone that has nothing to do with this video if your not goin to say anything nice.
does anyone know why his mouth is like when he talks? its like really weird as if somethings wrong. i remember he was fine a LONG time ago but i never knew why he was like dat. someone please explain!!
No sir. Hulk Hogan is the biggest giant turd in pro wrestling. He was just left in the sun too long. He turned from brown to orange. He injects steroids into his balls brutha
thats weird ive never heard jr laugh before, can he even laugh, and since he has bells palsy, he cant smile, before that have you seen him smile, weird. lol
He was overrated ...couldn't wrestle, fly or talk just lame!!!
ebz1221 1 week ago
I miss Pillman... What a hilarious, interesting and underrated talent.
imtiaz3554 2 weeks ago
What The Fuck.
gsxrbuckeye 2 weeks ago
Painkillers will do that
Kasperx138 2 weeks ago
Simply hilarious!!!!!!!
bigc21ish 2 weeks ago
That's an awesome story. Some funny shit.
draconian45 4 weeks ago
Only J.R. can commentate on poo and make sound amazing.
24Kravman 1 month ago 4
cool fuckin story man !
smoketunes 1 month ago
Pillman - what a champion. That is a masterpiece indeed.
LoneDragoon90 1 month ago
Brian Pillman was...
-puts on sunglasses-
...the shit.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Smarkitude 1 month ago 5
What a complete idiot Pillman was. If he did that to me, I'd shove his face in it and flush.
HorrorFreak68 2 months ago
@HorrorFreak68 Why?
BarackSays 1 month ago
@HorrorFreak68 lol
dartter50 4 weeks ago
WTF????? lol
shydmples 2 months ago
Hey Brian was a great guyj jr and don't think because he had his faults that no reason to put the guy down
winfir0 2 months ago
this is gold hahaha
DetectivScrout 2 months ago
in words of Sandman after the ecw steve austin promo: WOOOW that was fuckin awesome xDD
xtremerockomaniac 2 months ago
wtf...Lol
slimjim3001 2 months ago
I wonder how many Couric's it weighed...And, was it bigger than Bono's world record?
gravytrain84 2 months ago
@gravytrain84 Dont you remember?Bono isnt the record holder,he's the record!
evilTaker90 2 months ago
I can't stop laughing and I can't stop listening to this story.
southwardwill 2 months ago
Talk about a suprise ending.....was not expecting that lol
gr8one36 2 months ago
wtf? he talking about haha
ThePathOFwrestling 3 months ago
"cause he knew something special was happening"
hahaa WTF
FCastillo000 3 months ago
stupid
movietime49 3 months ago
That was freaking hilarious!!!!!
ToonandBBfan 4 months ago
Uninterrupted Human Waste would make a great punk band name.
toucansam3 4 months ago 4
Eww
kingmula2 4 months ago
Perfect.
Willmacklinshow 4 months ago
i remember dropping a 14 inch turd at a mcdonalds in hayward back when i was 13. i just could not flush it. i even went as far as not to throw tp in the bowl. i was damn determined that the next person to walk thru that door was destined to view my masterpiece in all it's glory. that shit was real
WeizHerGigBuddy 5 months ago
@WeizHerGigBuddy That must have been before cell phones. My friends and I record our impressive poos now and send them to each other, but back 10 years ago, I probably would have left it unflushed, just like you did.
terracottapie 3 months ago
@terracottapie Pillman died n 1997, which did have cell phones, but before cell phones had cameras built in.
DevilTakeMe 3 months ago
@DevilTakeMe I'm aware of that, however JR's story in this video took place at a Clash of the Champions with Pillman during his WCW days. That would be 1993 at the latest.
terracottapie 3 months ago
@terracottapie Yeah, there were cell phones as far back as the early 1980s (Paul Heyman was notorious for carrying the big brick-like ones around at ring side). 2G technology. All you could do is make calls with them, hehe.
DevilTakeMe 3 months ago
@DevilTakeMe I know, what I said in my comment was shorthand for "before cell phones WERE WIDELY AVAILABLE with cameras for people to take poop pictures with."
terracottapie 3 months ago
@terracottapie Haha, yeah.
DevilTakeMe 3 months ago
GOD GIVE US BACK BRIAN PILLMAN IN RETURN WILL GIVE U PERCY WATSON !!!!
AndrewsOpinion15 5 months ago
Shooting about...Shit, and no X-Pac present XD
SolidMike84 5 months ago
If I took a dump that size, I sure as hell would've taken a picture of it.
onetwosixx 5 months ago
so brian was an idiot. good to know
IASP17 5 months ago
You titled this perfect. You called it a shoot, and the way Ross tells the story I thought it was going to end with him saying something bad... the was a great story.
McMahonHater 5 months ago
Hahahaha
aagilbigaatassipp 5 months ago
lmao @ stpunderground
CalebOwens24211 5 months ago
So does this lay rest to the claim that Owen Hart is NOT a nugget?
vanillacoker1 6 months ago
im drunk. this is awesome. rip brian pilllman
jaznpwnz 6 months ago
Wait a minute, does this mean Brian Pillman is Bono's real father?
sd921 6 months ago 3
@sd921 yes yes it does
prettybear765 6 months ago
LMAO!!!!!
Fistandantilusdh 6 months ago
Lmfao, that's great
phillydip999 6 months ago
This is the greatest story I have ever heard!!!!
SuperCatherineD 7 months ago
that's fucking funny a 18 inch shit
MrFoxtreme 7 months ago
Chicks really dig a guy who can take an 18 inch uninterrupted poo.
InfiniteWhizBang 7 months ago 32
I'm not sure I see the connection between Pillman's status as a ladies man and his turd.
jkenney2 7 months ago 18
That's mad nasty and also homo too
EDifyer881 7 months ago
Lol! Flying Fucking Brian ladies and gentlemen.
ANecessaryEnd 7 months ago
So thats where South Park got that idea lol
MrWrestlingfan1998 7 months ago
So thats where South Park got that idea lol
MrWrestlingfan1998 7 months ago
Hey, Raotp lol. That was funny. I wonder what terd guard paid back then.
TheMidnightBell07 7 months ago
I saw this 5 minutes ago. I'm still laughing...
nitramletnan 7 months ago
pillman you sick bastard. XD
OmieBearMegaHead001 8 months ago
I bet Jim Ross said !!Oh My God!!
Shadowizz 8 months ago 4
@Shadowizz No. GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY!!!
ShadowsYTPvids 8 months ago
@Shadowizz More like "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!"
MrWrestlingfan1998 7 months ago 2
Good ol Sausage Gravy ROSS!!
Thebadguy1987 8 months ago
Lmao!!!!!! RIP Brain Pillman
schooldaze21 9 months ago
HOLY SHHH......
cfcdaviddcfc 9 months ago
hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot.
aixelsyd82 9 months ago
RIP BRIAN PILLMAN MAY YOUR DUMPS BE GIGANTIC IN HEAVEN!
TheeMikeHoncho 9 months ago
@TheeMikeHoncho That's funny as hell!
bull864 7 months ago
BAH GAWD KING, HE SHIT! HE SHIT! HE SHIT! HE SHIT!
Maj0ra 9 months ago 4
"...and now he's dead and this is how I choose to remember him."
ndileonardo 9 months ago
That's VINTAGE Pillman dadday
Nordfelt 9 months ago
HOLY SHIT!
HarmlessPill 10 months ago
MY GAAWWWD!! THERE'S FECES IN THERE!! THERE'S FECES IN THERE!!
muskiecrazy 10 months ago 3
WHAT? R U SERIOUS?
khakain 10 months ago
Whats funny is you never hear a woman be proud of a huge shit. It would be interesting to hear Awesome Kong tell how big a turd she dropped
lambert581 10 months ago
Jim Ross telling this story makes it 100X funnier.
RIP Brian Pillman
CanadienDestroyer 10 months ago 3
LOOOOOL!!!!
vezner 10 months ago
and thats how chris masters was born
biffvonwrinkle 10 months ago
@biffvonwrinkle
Brilliantly witty comment!!!
frankeeg83 10 months ago
cuz he knew something special was happening hahahaha
biffvonwrinkle 10 months ago
Amazin'!
Killuminati7Soldier 11 months ago
LOL. R.I.P. Brian Pillman.
DemonKingMMA 11 months ago
Bono has since then beaten the world record for biggest crap.
umk23 11 months ago
his anus must be quite wide
ChubberGlump 11 months ago
18 inches is pretty impressive. How long had it been since he had last taken a shit?
Moredread25 11 months ago 2
HORNSWOGGLE!
DeathWrestlingSpirit 11 months ago
@DeathWrestlingSpirit LMAO!
ggorlano 10 months ago
LMAO
Zamudiokid 11 months ago
Thats one of the funniest things I have ever watched.
dillkidisback 1 year ago 4
He crapped out a masterpiece
gerardo689 1 year ago 4
Pillman and Tom Zenk were said to be notorious for stuff like this (sick jokes not big poops) when they were teaming as WCW US tag champs. Anyone who only ever saw Pillman in his later WWF days should do themselves a favour and check out his matches from the late eighties and early nineties.
Silkie341 1 year ago
Gotta love how JR explains a massive dump
mmmikeyxx 1 year ago 3
so bono's dad is brian pillman? hope people get the reference haha
RyanteraForsch 1 year ago 3
hall of fame?
uncledeani 1 year ago
where is this from?
heyyo49 1 year ago
Then he flushed it STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! WHO'S YOUR DADDY, YOU PIECE OF CRAP, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
That bowl movement was a real slobber knocker! He shat it out like a government mule!
PeeboTyson 1 year ago 3
this is soooooooooo funny i was cracking up.
tgangstar 1 year ago
it's so funny because jr tells it really seriously yet respectfully.
jwhittle91 1 year ago
pillman reminds me of kurt cobain
WWFinurhouse 1 year ago 2
LMAO
gunshot65 1 year ago
and thats how john cena was born
stpunderground 1 year ago 167
@stpunderground LOL!!
devilstoysuk2 9 months ago
@stpunderground come on guys all 129 of you guys are ridiculous just enjoy the story and don't mention anyone that has nothing to do with this video if your not goin to say anything nice.
jhammaster 5 months ago
@stpunderground HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well done lol
colemckelviedotca 5 months ago
lol, sometimes u look down and just want to show someone. flyin brian actually did.
kylerlng 1 year ago
Wow, I've never laughed this hard in a long time. God Bless You, Brian Pillman!
GruppeSechs2004 1 year ago
That's some funny shit!
CustomJ 1 year ago
i must say that if there was ever a person who coul polish a turd, i must say it was good ol'JR. and i mean it in a good way.
LMLR187 1 year ago
does anyone know why his mouth is like when he talks? its like really weird as if somethings wrong. i remember he was fine a LONG time ago but i never knew why he was like dat. someone please explain!!
creestan92 1 year ago
@creestan92 he suffers from bells balsy.
LMLR187 1 year ago
@creestan92
ya he's got something called bell's palsy.
Ferago2 1 year ago
@creestan92 Because he's had spells of Bells Palsy in the past and it left his face slightly paralyzed.
brnleague99 1 year ago
Five star turd!
fonzifan 1 year ago
LMFAO!
RIP Pillman! What a legend!
BrSlb17 1 year ago
lol crazy ass brian pillman gotta love him
Ralfyaka 1 year ago
How many Courics?
ignoranceisntfun 1 year ago 2
lmao
only1icon 1 year ago
i doubt it beat bono!!!
BigJames666 1 year ago 2
WHAT A PISSER
clayton69show 1 year ago
"He was a ladies man, and showed me to the shower room"....
Darkside780 1 year ago
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He must have given birth to John Cena, the biggest giant turn in pro wrestling lmao xD
superrobz 1 year ago 32
@superrobz
No sir. Hulk Hogan is the biggest giant turd in pro wrestling. He was just left in the sun too long. He turned from brown to orange. He injects steroids into his balls brutha
bigpoopie69 1 year ago
@superrobz hhahhahahhaaaahahahahha now im crying laghng haha
TommyCraigPateyNL1 1 year ago 2
the way jr tells the story makes it more epic....;rip pillman
awesomecaws 1 year ago 3
Anybody for a King Size Snickers LOL
ThaTopDogg13 1 year ago 3
what type of moron would do something like this, all that smack must have fried his brain.
warrior3214 1 year ago
lol 18 inches long, that's pretty beast. a few times I had one that stuck straight up out of the water but never 18 inches haha
F0Xhound009 1 year ago
lol thats some mad skills
dudeyy399 1 year ago 2
"Because he knew something special was happening."
Kenro200x 1 year ago 4
and that Masterpiece grew up to be Chris Masters.
wkukicksbutt 1 year ago 24
I think the great part is that this isn't the most outlandish thing that J.R. has encountered in his career. lol
ancientflounder 1 year ago 2
Only JR could keep a straight face during this story.
csquaredremixz 1 year ago
@csquaredremixz
There's a reason for that.
tridentmovies 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!
deptofcorrections1 1 year ago
VINTAGE Pillman!
SpaceTasteMedical 1 year ago
"Because he knew something special was happening".
matrix4022 1 year ago
That's so nasty..
variousiroiro 1 year ago
I'm eating god dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vetal83 1 year ago
@WhataStreaker Bells Palsy.
jonathanhudgins 1 year ago
How did he not crack a smile that entire time?
WhataStreaker 1 year ago
LMAO whatttt... so random! I was thinkin he was gunna say "big show was here"
ViperRob42 1 year ago
Its like the more crap south park episode.
tomfhorde 1 year ago
Ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better? Bet Pillman did that night.
AdelbertSyxx 1 year ago 3
Good lord, Jim Ross must have no sense of humor whatsoever. To not even fucking break a smile during that hole story, you must dead inside.
JoshRA 1 year ago
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@JoshRA you can have a sense of humour without laughing
ramsfootyrulez07 1 year ago
@JoshRA he can't because of his bells palsy
metalbornmetalbred 1 year ago
@JoshRA He can't smile because his faced is fucked from the cb.
trendsetter74 1 year ago
@JoshRA
His face can't show emotion. Bells palsy has killed all the nerves in his face.
Romulus123 1 year ago
thats weird ive never heard jr laugh before, can he even laugh, and since he has bells palsy, he cant smile, before that have you seen him smile, weird. lol
hicksdude93 1 year ago
HE KNEW SOMETHING SPECIAL WAS HAPPENING!!! I JUST DIED!!
Gametimethe2nd 1 year ago
thats not a shoot
jostopa 1 year ago
what happen to Brian Pillman? Didn't get the chance to find out how he died
R.I.P "Flying" Brian Pillman
Hell6125 1 year ago
@Hell6125
Type: "Brian Pillman" into google or any other search box.
Welcome to the internet.
crumblingimages 1 year ago
looks like Brian Pillman beat Bono for biggest piece of shit LOL :P it must have weighed many Katie Courics lol.
Necrocide187 1 year ago
"If it wasn't 18 inches long, I'm not wearing a black hat." JR rules. I can't stop laughing.
CaptainSteve01 1 year ago 5
I guess thats where they got the idea of the DX skit with chris masters in the bath room. Holy cow you crapped a masterpiece xD
RandysWrestling 1 year ago
So I guess Brian had a big butt hole?
bigdaddyshane 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha
roosteryaerdme 1 year ago
cant stop laughing! hard...to...breath!.......lmafo!
Amarksyhk 1 year ago
MASTERPIECEOFSHIT LOL
ColorsBright 1 year ago
Brian Pillman was crazy. This is good tv.
1981CrueHead 1 year ago
"he knew something special was happening" LMAO
GoodMicWork 1 year ago 3
That is brilliant!
cfcsteve86 1 year ago
aer fucking kidding me
i thought this was seirous, and the guy shows him some 18 inch long piece of shit
CarlitoJohnson 1 year ago
I could easily imagine JR's live comment on this " OH MY GOD KING THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE LARGEST TURD IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING HISTORY! "
MyHeadAsplodes 1 year ago
JR said it was a masterpiece maybe Brian just made Chris Masters?
danopageadditt 1 year ago
lmao i just saw that episod on south park not too long ago
MatthewLaverty21 1 year ago
that story is similar to a south park episode
connecttro 1 year ago
wtf hahhah crazy freak.. rip flying brian
shang72 1 year ago
lol
blaziin2012 1 year ago
hahahaha
metalmilitia06 1 year ago
wow. Weird as hell.
Smokeresu 1 year ago
Did we really need to hear this?
danteras23 1 year ago
why not, it's funny.....
ggorlano 1 year ago 3
Brian Pillman was the shit!! No pun intended!xDD RIP.
greatarts22 1 year ago 7
WOW!
bobolob 1 year ago
Bono has nothing on Brain Pillman.
littlekeed 1 year ago
"....'cause he knew something special was happening." XD
86AKIman 2 years ago 5
LMAAAO
jmSadated 2 years ago
that story is f**kin hillarious!
Brian Pillman is a true legend, R.I.P.
kain4eva 2 years ago 5
Brian Pillman what a ..loss?
Just kidding..but that's fuckin WEIRD!
rodneybuffalo 2 years ago
Has JR ever considered a movie career? He'd be gold in a movie with Will Ferrell/ Vince Vaughn or any of the top comedians in Hollywood now.
toophatpoyo 2 years ago