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  • can i get a fat faggot treat?

  • He's not making fun of 9/11 people he's just joking about what a piece of shit HE is. He's trying to get you to laugh at what a piece of shit he is. Besides it probably didn't even happen and it was just a JOKE.

  • i hate when faggots like louis make jokes about 9/11. Have some fucking respect asshole!

  • @picklevai16 ...Get over it toss weed...the rest of the world has.

  • @picklevai16 I hate when faggots like you cant take a joke. Show some fuckin humour asshole

  • @Disposable5 I think he prefers "Fat Faggot".

  • @Disposable5

    obviously you don't know true pain cause you've never had a loved one caught in that tower. It pisses me off that you douche bags say "It's not a big deal, just get over and show some humor". You don't know how serious that day was, and how bad it hurt me, and everyone else that had a loved one in the towers. So don't ever tell me to "Show some Humor"!!!

  • @picklevai16 You obviously didnt get the joke......retard

  • @Disposable5

    fuck off man

  • @picklevai16 dude show some humor.

  • @picklevai16 Do you show respect to the 100,000's of Afghans/Iraqi's civilians that lost their life? Puts 9/11 to shame. NEVA 4GETLOL

  • @picklevai16 I hate when faggots like you have knee jerk stupid reactions, just like you've been told to....idiot.

  • soon as i cum were gonna have a talk about that picture.

  • lol

  • aliens.

  • the onion had a similar masturbation joke

  • @mahaLOLolo1 not ironic at all

  • How ironic is it that I had to watch a U.S.M.C. commercial before this?

  • @mahaLoLolo1 it's not ironic at all. look up how the google searchengine works. the same algorytm is used here. you'll be surprised!

  • lmao even if we're not hard we'll just be like no ill figure a way just hold on

  • *First Tower goes down*

    Louis: "Well, better masturbate... otherwise, they win."

    *He Masturbates*

    *Second Tower goes down*

    Louis: "Goddamn it..."

    *He stops what he's doing and jerks off again*

  • There were three building that went down that day, not two. Building 7 was the third concrete and steel building in the history of the world to collapse "due to fire". All three buildings collapsed into a neat little pile in their own footprint .. just like a well orchestrated intentional demolition. We have NOT been told the truth of what happened on 9/11. Don't forget that!

  • @ThePaigeturner53 Engineers globally agree that the Twin Towers collapsed in a properly designed manner but... due to fire? And you've got a point about Building 7. It's probably where they kept all the captured aliens and the government hitsquad that killed JFK.

    No, I'm not being sarcastic.

  • Forty people are jews.

  • @TheBrootalNerds if only forty ppl are jews then that means there are much less than previously estimated

  • It's not a 9/11 joke. It's a masturbating joke that mentions 9/11. And, yes, this is easy to masturbate to.

  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    9/11

    9/11 who?

    YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

  • Check out the 9/11 video on my channel. It demonstrates how insanely ridiculous and false the official story is. I promise you will not be disappointed.

  • @EndlessWaltzTV You already dissapointed me by killing my laugh boner

  • @EndlessWaltzTV Yeah research "Alan Sabrosky" you muppets

  • @EndlessWaltzTV ohh... okay soon as i cum we're gonna have a talk about that video on ur channel.

  • @EndlessWaltzTV I will not watch it. And I'm sure I won't be missing anything.

  • 911 likes!! YES!

  • Dear Louis: You are the "cleanest butt" (kats as)

  • I'm pretty sure The Onion made off with this concept awhile back...

  • @Madsweeps yeah I really hit ground zero with that one

  • Twin towers jokes always end up going down in flames....

  • the Rule is no matter what happens in America no matter how fucked up it is.... after a certain amount of time we're allowed to joke about it. just be careful how far you take the joke and its fine :3

  • @RIPROKU I even disagree with you there. You can joke about anything at any time in any place. The only thing stopping you is an audience, because maybe they wont take it well. But fuck it if you have people who appreciate your humor, you can joke about anything you want to. That's just how it works. And screw it, even if they don't like it, take it too far, shock people, piss them off, it's important we do that. It's free speech man.

  • holy cow

  • @AleksStudiosInc "Americans are just stupid" says the guy commenting on an intelligent American comedian's clip of the intelligent American comedian making a joke about 9/11. You EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEdiot. I'm not American by the way. Hope I'm not from whatever land of morons you're from.

  • This guy is brave as fuck....

  • hahahah fuckin funny LMAO!!

    

  • @SerbAtheist maybe she responded that way cuz you never told her the fucking punchline

  • The only things funnier than 9/11 jokes are the tight-ass morons who get offended by them.

  • A boners a boner lmao so simple its genius

  • Madonna adopts one of my kids each time he jerks off

  • I don't know how old this video is, but The Onion has made a very similar joke in 2009 /watch?v=FaidaE1ZxrI

  • What he lacks in hair he makes up for in balls.

  • "i had to otherwise they win". that is he we stop the terrorists

  • @tobiojo10 There are so many fails in your comment reguarding the english language that i don't even know where to begin...

  • @IIIB52 Start with your own. You made four different errors in spelling, punctuation or grammar. Maybe you should do a bit more studying before you judge other people.

  • @specifictubes ok well i can't even see one so please point every one out for me. Dont worry if it would take up the entire 500 character max.

  • i jerked off while they were announcing osama being killed

  • @Icanhasoboe cunt//that is all

    

  • damn, nazi occupied France must have been hard

  • "otherwise they win" that got me xD

  • Nothing should be off-limits in comedy. (Has to be funny though).

    You either laugh at it or think 'I find that inappropriate' and move on.

  • THE ONION!

  • I hate 9/11 jokes, they're just plane wrong.

  • @MAZ1N00 People have made joke about rape, the Holocaust, staving kids in african, like 9/11 these are all bad situatuons that people are trying to make the best of. so please stop crying and trying to bring everyone down

  • @jerimymccray Lol I love jokes too but there are some I cant stand like cripple jokes.

  • @MAZ1N00 OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT.  (wait, you did intend the pun, right?)

  • I was hoping for an actual joke on 9/11 to smite the easily-offended.

  • @george77772moons I live in NY and lost family and friends in the 9/11 attack. I fail to see the comedy there.

  • @Andyiron777 That's because you have no sense of humor. And, 911 was an inside job.

  • @godbluffvdgg What's the humor in losing friends and family? It was not an inside job either, you dumb fuck, not that would alleviate the joke. Fuckin' burban people.

  • @Andyiron777 Sorry for your loss and I would be angry too. The truth of the matter would make you even more angry. I used to believe the official story too. I am a vet and I didn't want to believe people in my country would do such a horrible thing. Your family and friends were killed by people you have seen on tv. They didn't initiate it but they went along with it and benefited. (patriots question 911 dot com). all one word. It will hurt; but you will be free. Peace.

  • @godbluffvdgg Uh...there have been a lot of point-by-point dissections of that argument. We now know it wasn't an inside job. The conspiracy theory is dead. I'm surprised and disappointed to see there are still people gullible enough to believe even for a second that these brilliant puppeteers were somehow outsmarted by a couple of wacky conspiracy theorists on the internet. Buddy, if they destroyed two thousand of their own people, they'd be smart enough to make sure you had no idea.

  • @RichardTaylor1800 I reply to this secondly. The "conspiracy fact" is alive and well. It grows exponentially each second. The truth cannot be quelled. Your type are becoming the minority. Someday, when it doesn't require character and fortitude you will join the right side. That is the way of cowards, like those who perpetrated the acts of that day, 7/7, OK city, and the myriad of other black flag ops. Your opinion was provided to you by tv. In your world TV never lies. 2 Sad

  • @godbluffvdgg I mean, to think even for a second that you would have ANY idea as to how the conspiracy functioned, AND that you wouldn't be immediately taken out by some government agent for knowing is just plain arrogant. I'm sorry, but you're not that clever. If it was an inside job, it would be performed by people with astonishing organization and limitless funding. They'd be easily capable of making it all look real.

    Don't be such a pretentious, gullible jackass.

  • @RichardTaylor1800 I will ignore your jibes and state that I understand your fear. questioning a belief takes courage. It takes courage to be a voice in the wilderness. I stand with tens of thousands of brave men and women. The site I mention above is filled with men and women from all walks of life, but all of them have the credentials and resumes to be above reproach. If you wish to remain willfully ignorant...That is your choice. Veritas liberabit vos. I wish u the best.

  • "A boner is a boner, it's gotta go" Truer words have never entered my ears before

  • abonerzaboner

  • @RubberBiscuit S'true.

  • I made a 9/11 joke right after the first plane hit. "What did the Swiss Cheese dairy farmer say when he saw the World Trade Center?" I e-mailed it to an American friend who did not even know yet that the attacks happened and was completely confused. Once she found out she just responded "Not funny".

    Hey, we were making jokes about being bombed by NATO WHILE those bombings were happening, so... whatever.

  • @SerbAtheist yeah. we do jokes like that too. i dont know why, but americans seeme to lack any sense of with. they dont know how to make fun of serius things, but they do know how to make stupid ass refrences all the time.

  • @SerbAtheist what was the punchline?!

  • @SerbAtheist Don't leave me hanging, what's the goddamn punchline?

  • @SerbAtheist holy cheese? is that the punchline? i have to know damn it!!

  • @SerbAtheist

    Punchline please.

  • @SerbAtheist

    Clearly lying, considering the NATO Bombings were in 1999, not 2001.

    And to joke about something in the middle to a "friend" who was unaware is pretty douche... mega douche.

    Unless, she's being a douche by making fun of your situation; in which case, you should "be the better person". Otherwise, you were being a total asshat.

    At any rate, loss of life is never amusing until much later... you know, when no one remembers. I wouldn't have joked about your situation- sounds awful.

  • @sciences8 Where did I say the two were at the same time? Look at your hypocrisy... "loss of life is never funny... until much later!'' Then it's completely OK to make fun! Who made you the judge and jury on that? Maybe some other cultures have a different take on that issue.

    And at least I never imply in my humor that any victim is bad or weak while Americans MOCK French for being occupied by the Nazis all the time... you think that sh*t is funny? It's like mocking someone for being raped.

  • @SerbAtheist

    Because it totally makes sense to generalize a population based on a joke you heard by an American friend. I'm part French- why would I joke about French occupation? I'm also part German, so then again, I could understand the reason for it.

    Anyhow, your story lacked clarity, which resulted in my assuming you meant "while those bombings were happening" (i.e, 9/11 attacks)- made it seem like you were referring to the attacks as a bombing. That's what I get for the 500 character limit

  • @sciences8 Everyone else understood except you. It must be the text that lacks clarity, ayup.

  • @sciences8 Shut the fuck up you hippie... humans die all the fucking time. Part of life is accepting the fact that YOUR GOING TO FUCKING DIE. Think of the past few years of your life... went by seemingly fast, as it does with most people. Imagine how short life will feel when you're dying in a hospital bed, or whatever other way your life will end... I think it's time to stop being a faggot hippy, and start living without being so offended by everything. STFU and enjoy comedy.

  • @RooRealm

    I'd probably be more prepared to kill someone than you- thing is, I wouldn't joke about it like some douchey bro.

    And I do enjoy dark humor, like necrophilia. What I don't enjoy is making fun of a country that's been/being attacked by another country and resulting in massive loss of life- especially while in the middle of the attack. That applies to the United States and any other country.

    And I probably won't die in a hospital. More likely a car crash.

  • @sciences8 More prepared, mhm. You sure know that! You know yourself incredibly well and you also know Roo. Nice! They need people like you in profiling. Just imagine how many lives you could save!

    9/11 was not a country-on-country attack. If YOU don't enjoy those jokes then it's your problem. It doesn't mean those jokes are not enjoyable. And look at you!! A profiler, an authority on jokes AND a precog! Ho boy we are in the presence of greatness, here. Everyone bow down to sciences8

  • @Th3UprightMan

    Hmm. You're a bit retarded. You should also understand what a qualifier is; I said 'probably'. And 9/11 was an organization-on-country attack. al-Qaeda attack on the US? Hmm, kind of like NATO on Serbia. Stupid shit.

    Moving on, you name yourself the uprightman and claim I'm being self-righteous. I sense arrogance. But no, you MUST be the internet police. I can't express my opinion but you can surely shit yourself out a nice comment about me being an authoritarian.

    Fuck off, kid

  • @sciences8 Also.. instead of being a dumbass, re-read the dudes post... He said NOTHING ABOUT NATO bombing them in 2001.

  • @SerbAtheist e da je više takvih srba i hrvata ko tebe :D

  • @SerbAtheist its a little different when your country is commiting genocide basically out in the open...

  • @SerbAtheist hahaha NATO bombed us!!? haha wow got another nut job on here...we bombed our selfs to goto war with the middle east it's not a hard concept to get just fucking think damn it THINK!!!!

  • @bronxrunner9 uh maybe NATO bombed Serbia? obviously not American dumbass

  • they can decide not to fuck while fucking! lmao

  • only Louis could pull off a joke called "the 9/11 joke"

  • funny joke about 9.11 we lost people, buildings and money in the blink of an eye... we have been at was since then and we have lost more money people and buildings(jobs) in the history of america due to our own greed :D i find it funny.

  • 911 masturbation joke is at 1:45

  • On a side note, guys: Women LOVE orgasms and we crave them intensely.

    If your female partner suddenly decides that she doesn't want sex in the middle of sex, 99.9% of the time it's because you suck at it and she'd rather wait for you to fall asleep or go away so she can masturbate in peace.

  • I had some respect. I waited until puberty.

  • He's the best.

  • Coruscatingly honest.

    Lenny Bruce would've been proud of this guy.

  • funny thing is... those buildings were also erected.

  • chuck norris ad?! O M G PERFECT!

  • I had some respect.

    I waited until that night.

  • Lol

  • i giggle pretty hard at this when im sober, but im drunk right now and im busting a gut fuck my roommates interview this shit is hil-ar-ious

  • A BONER'S A BONER

    now thats a line i'd buy on a shirt

  • Read "Where did the towers go" by Dr Judy Wood,a comprehensive,factual book about 9/11,or at least go to her web site.

    9/11 WAS A LIE.

    LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE AND SEEK THE TRUTH.

  • just look at his cute face at 2:18

  • damnit louis. how am i supposed to make original jokes, when u lived my life and made every joke i possibly could, and better then i ever could. fuck u ya spiCK.... im stoned.... LOUIS CK, and O and A RULE

  • funny, I listened to a gaming podcast recently where they somehow got to the topic of 9/11 and the guy said that he just masterbated many many times that day

  • FUCK YOU BARBIE!!!

  • Jokes about 9/11 are just plane wrong. So are jokes about the hollocaust. Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

  • @MyEpicTroll cheap

  • @MyEpicTroll

    "Jokes about 9/11 are just plane wrong"

    So was 9/11 ROTLMAO

  • It's spelled "plain" not "plane". Is that an intentional pun? Are you joking?

  • @BufordLumbar

    Yeah it was in quotes. Do the math.

  • I waited eight years.

    I was four at the time

  • @Flashfire97 I was eight.

  • @Flashfire97 CUTTINGTHROUGHTHEMATRIXocom

  • @Flashfire97 You're 14, watching Louis CK and 9/11 jokes? Oh boy, that's interesting.

  • @TheVendettaWolf I can't tell how much sarcasm was intended there.

  • @Flashfire97 Not a lot actually, I find it genuinely interesting that people of your age watch and understand material like this.

  • Designrec, I hope you die in a terrorist attack you fagot

  • it's not even a joke about 9/11 it's about masturbating. He's saying he has to jack off so often even 9/11 didn't stop him. He did it between the two towers going down. That's the punchline. It wouldn't have worked so well about a different disaster.

  • @ianwilson2007 Yeah its like, "Oh I jerked between Harris and Klebold shooting a couple of different people." No, that just isn't funny.

  • @ianwilson2007 hey sweet thanks for ruining the joke.

  • @jwb4291 oh shut up retard

  • @AzureTape12 haha wasnt even directed at you? umadbro? so mad?

  • There is no boundary because its comedy, if your so offended you'd have to comment on every other joke he made...but then that would be pointless because it was ALL a joke. Please have a sense of humor and leave your serious rhetoric for a serious video!

  • This is the most tasteful 9/11 joke one could ever possibly make.

  • 11 dislikes O_o...A CLUE ???

  • Making fun of 9/11 is plane wrong. (2)

  • @DesignRec

    The second comment really left the joke in ruins.

  • @DesignRec HOLY SHIT! There's another plane??

  • Nobody actually understands the top comment lol

  • @moviemakeral3x I totally get it. It's plane as day.

  • @moviemakeral3x if nobody understood it there would be more dislikes because it was thumbed up over a 100 times you fucking moron

  • @Mrinebriation look at musicfatality comment buddy

  • Towers go down, boner still goes up. You're only up one now, terrorists. BONER FREEDOM

  • OMG that is funny.

  • @MusicFatality It was a joke...Plane..like an airplane...

  • @MusicFatality just stop

  • best joke ever

  • For me this has a deeper context. Everytime something horrific and terrifying happens , all people are like sad and most of them believe that you need to spend your whole time being sad and not doing anything else , like it would make any difference ...

    It's same as Hamlet , when he stayed out of woman's touch just because he found out that his father was killed , because it's wrong to enjoy yourself when something sad occurs ..

    So Louis is making fun out of that common belief , not 9/11.

  • When the fuel was still burning I said to myself "Who's going to make up the first 9/11 joke?" What an opportunity...

  • Go Louis Go! you are by far my fav!! 

  • I had too otherwise they win LOL nearly fell off my chair

  • A while back I was sitting having a beer with some guys and one of them said that he would make a giant planes parking lot out of the Middle East, because he hates Arabs. He was not kidding, but I laughed at his ignorance and I was horrified by his remark This guy IS kidding,I'm not horrified, he's no ignorant and I AM laughing. If you think he's dissing the people that died in 9/11 you need to take a chill pill, 9/11, beside being a tragedy it's also controversial to say the least.

  • I understood everything he discussed, and how it could be considered funny. But if you stop and look, it's some balding chubby guy talking about "cum" and "jizz" and "9/11".

    This is not groundbreaking material, numerous other comedians have discussed such topics, and really, he's just stating how men like to cum.

    ZOMG!

  • i bet only 9 out of 11 people got this

  • These 9/11 jokes are just flying in...

  • lol... i think........................y­e lol

  • Anyone who has a strong opinion on this JOKE is a fucking retard.ITS A FUCKING JOKE GET OVER IT!!!. By the way people that say "Just saying" after every sentence they write need to be shot in the face...just sayin