OUT OF CONTROL SATELLITE CRASHING TO EARTH

[earthvisitor5]

old news and we are all still here lol

[peazifyburningblade]

it will land in denmark :( - where i live

[BlackedVideo]

She tells it like its good news

[MarshallKliney]

Maybe we'll get lucky at it will hit Hollywood.

[peazifyburningblade]

@MarshallKliney it will land in denmark

[tuttar3]

stupid conspiracy...

[koyamishishi]

well the odds of being hit are to the power of 10 less likely than being the winner of a large jackpot in a lottery ... anyone feeling lucky ?

[xstohl]

Did that come from Uranus?

[jkadvices]

no it came from ur anus 

[xstohl]

@jkadvices

Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*

Leela: "I don't get it."

Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."

Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"

Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."

Fry: "Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here." -Futurama

:D

[IDIDNOTDOTHAT1]

@xstohl i love that shit brah

[programedmind]

yea highly sensative information? so hey lets announce it to the whole world on youtube.

[ryno2085]

I would pay money to have it land on the pentagon lol

[TheClassifiedMan]

so did it fall?

[MrLegoNinja1]

oh god were gonna die!!!

[demonicstix]

a pice of it landed on me... i died

[IronManocks501]

@demonicstix lol



[totalele]

@demonicstix How could you comment if you died?

[Pivoteer24]

GUYS, listen, it already fell near my house. Trust me, it had a GIGANTIC rumble.

If you saw it, you would have shit your pants.

[sabredeluzlu]

@Pivoteer24 uhuuuhuhuuhuhuuuhuuhhuhuuhuahu­ahuuhuauauau ilario isso merda na bunda

[Gorilla6602]

I remember that a piece of it landed behind our house XD

[SuperHappyFucker]

what year was this video done? does anyone know?

[Turtlesonstars8D]

@SuperHappyFucker like 2 years ago hahaa.

[Blackened75]

aint that a bitch

[neo942007]

this chicks voice is fucking annoying. Her accent is way too strong.

[IronManocks501]

@neo942007 XD

[ParaglidingManiac]

Why can't you speak normal? Stop this english bullshit!

[soulgold22]

wow this is incredible! love the vid!

[ironhorzmn]

Note how many times the newsbabe says 'if'.

They're hyping this up for ratings.

A lot of concern over nothing.

It'll burn up in the atmosphere.

[AllenBuckman]

i dont like her accent. it's hard to understand her.

[MrMorris1994]

What English? It's seems to me that half of the U.S.A can't even speak it.

[sinclaire18]

you're just ignorant, and do not know how to listen.

[AllenBuckman]

I'm not ignorant, I just don't like her voice.

Fuck You.

[sinclaire18]

@AllenBuckman Your retort further proves your ignorance. Good day, Sir.

[PupuTheClown]

I hate it to,,,,,"debris" is pronounced "daybree",,,,sad.

[AllenBuckman]

@sinclaire18 I don't have a problem with the British accent, it's just the way SHE talks. All nasally and whatnot.

[TKTK00]

lmao you said whore

[light1love]

hahaha bruce willis

[JoeyXgivesXuXmachelp]

"expect bruce willis to be on the standbye!" lololololol. DIE HARD

[JoeyXgivesXuXmachelp]

lol

[2914451]

then what the hell was the thing crashed in my backyard...

[AvrilLavignesDad]

If the satellite's in your backyard then what the hell is the thing that landed in my backyard ? !!!

[quiller2250]

So has it hit earth yet?

*SMASH*

oh,mabey it did

(lieing about the smash)

[MtvTango]

no it has no where near the uk for the usa

[skudlick]

AMERICANS: you gotta love us.The globe would be such a bore without us to bash for every ill it feels.We were just showing off on many different levels. Hell we dont really know what, if anything was aboard that satellite. We only hear what they tell us,which we all agree, MOST of the time is complete self serving BS!But it sure beats sending the world a message attached to a pigeons leg now doesn't it.GOOO USA!!!!!!! MY HOME

[JoeyXgivesXuXmachelp]

weak dude weak. UK!

[louieboto]

@skudlick nahhh dont really like america to be honest.

[DeadToFall92]

THAT WOULD FUCKING SUCK!!!

[vhjiezzi]

0:44 you can see a man on the moon

[2thi3]

it happend, and they stopped it !

[themagicskateboarder]

how did they stop it

[2thi3]

they shot it down with a missle

[tamyk007]

China launched her missile to destroy her satellite, American and others complain, now American destroyed her satellite. USA keep two mouths, one on face, the other her anus.

[ThyGoddess]

Tamy, here is a newsflash for you: before spewing shit, get your info.

China shot their satellite at an altitude of 500 miles. The result? hazardous debris for the multitude of satellites going in that area for DECADES. They acted like childish amateurs.

US shot theirs at an altitude of 150 miles. The thing failed at launch but they waited for decent orbit decay before shooting it down. Result? All debris will be vaporized by mother earth in 48 hours, a week at most. Shut up.

[tamyk007]

ThyGoddess (Female)? Shut UP! This is youtube, I am not at your home. Now, I know Canadian and American are the same, "Shut Down"! What is democracy? That is freedom of speech. I express and you reject other by shouting "Shut Up". Just Bastard language.

[ThyGoddess]

Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, and thus I have the right to show everyone that you don't know shit and you never checked a fucking fact, darling. You have the right to disagree, but you just compared two extremely different situations, thus showing the height of your ignorance.

Here is the depth of your mind: "DUUUR. US SHOT SATELLITE AND US WAS AGAINST CHINA DOING IT!!! OMG! THEY ARE HYPOCRITES"

The situation was 100% different. As you can see, at least I checked a couple facts.

[tamyk007]

Now, I show my response to you! Fuck your whole family, you, your mum, and sister if there is any!

[ThyGoddess]

*LAUGHS* Oh, my heavens. What a wonderful reply. Looks like you already ran out of material. Not surprising if one considers all you wrote, it was just shallow ignorant bitch acid. THANK YOU for proving that you are an humongous redneck imbecile.

[armer106]

um dumbass the satilite was on top of the USA and the missle could hit the USA plus it not he missle it was a nuclear missle

[ZangetsuBullet]

I don't think very many people could understand that.

[djlogixc]

ITS ALL A GIMMICK...

[NightSurfer47]

Hopefully it doesn't disturb something in the ocean..

[donke123]

hopefully it dosent disturb something in the ocean? wtf fuck fish i id rather not eat fish than be dead i hope they shoot that thing down and it dosent cause a big wave when it hits the ocean bc if it does were all fucked

[Emailfego]

first off we all hate channey and Bush. 2nd this is more then just any spy satellite . A health hazard to earth and the US goverment is worried for you and me is B>S . They are checking out ways to shoot down UFO~S ... believe it or not.

[cashew14]

Even if it is just the size of a bus it ways over 4 times the size of a double decker bus so the mass is way larger then a regular bus.

[xXDELTAFORC3Xx]

lets hope superman helps us.

[Princeyugi232]

So is the world coming to a end. is this the end for us?

[PYTHAGORAS101]

THE NEXT 9/11

No one else is saying it ,

so lets say I am the 1st ,

The satellite is a nuclear missile and its going to hit Iran .

It is an attempt to start a nuclear war by CHEYNEY .

(It was just an accident , we had no control , it was just an satellite , we are innocent )

prey that i'm mistaken

[forem69]

NORAD is useless... it was useless on 9/11 is useles now...

WHAT A FUCK?

They know that is gonna fall... they have a month to shoot that damn thing down!

In dummy terms... If Russia launch a Intercontinental missle high up into the stratosphere, it can stay there for a month and the US air force can't have a clue where is going to hit? why the hell do you pay bilions of tax money for a incompetent army? they can handle only third world countries.

LOL.

[ThyGoddess]

@Pythagoras101: You are a paranoid moron. Inform yourself instead of twisting idiotic ideas in your puny brain.

And I'm not gonna pray for anything. I don't like speaking to myself unlike yourself.

[PYTHAGORAS101]

re ThyGoddess ,

Paranoid , perhaps ,

but who can trust anything that "leaks" from the Bush Admin. EVERYTHING  they say IS a lie .

I posted it to make people aware of the possibility ,

that's all .

The "prey that I'm mistaken " line is a kind of disclaimer

The rumours were spreading on the net b4 my post (I googled aprox. 200 sites ),

and who knows ,

they may have foiled an attempt at a nuclear world war .

[ThyGoddess]

Foiled an attempt at a nuclear world war? We knew which satellite it was, we saw the launch, amateurs followed it and we knew it had failed. Lots of amateurs, which are not connected to the government, calculated the orbit, saw it decay. We knew what they hit, and people seen the debris shortly afterwards with a possible hydrazine trail. You need to stop thinking that only the government looks at the sky.

Get your rumors from decent websites that are not alarmists.

[PYTHAGORAS101]

re ThyGoddess

Thank you for your intelligent & informed comment .

(and 4 not insulting me ).

As I've said I don't trust the Bush mob

(they must be up to something with this sat. bizo )

What is your opinion ,

of the possibility ,

that the U.S accuses China of

an act of war

for causing satellite debris to damage U.S satellites ?

[NitroxideHS]

That satelite must have costed alot.^^

[skylineDriftR]

lol its like the weather forecast

[ag3ofhalo]

some crazy ass stuff if dat landed without exploding

[Makikae]

It will burn up and any remaining debris will land in the ocean.

[oldsoldier29]

Wont happen. Chances of it making it to earth are slim. The chances of it hitting land are slim. The chances of it hitting someone or someTHING on land are slim. Its kinda like throwing a dart a a pin from 20'. COULD you hit it? Yup. Will you? HIGHLY doubtful. Go on about your daily lives.

Besides, the earth end on 12/23/2012. Mayan calendar. So, enjoy it while you can!!

[coldstar07]

lol, nibiru!

[FatalFist]

World doesn't "end", Mayans only predicted that great sacrifices would be made. Which is quite vague as great could be many sacrifices. Simply put, as far as I'm concerned they merely prophesied change. And supposedly the calender is to reach the end (which is December 21st, 2012 not the 23rd) and restart, an epoch so to speak.

[FarosWarrior]

2/3 of the earth's surface is water, so the chance that that sattelite even HITS land is some 33%, and then again, everything thats even a bit larger then a bus will burn up quite soon, espacially sattelites since not much of them have heat-resistant stuff on it

[shadowrunner4]

its an intelligence satalite not nuke carrying satalite. and a meteors (the size of a small car) can leave crators the size of a small towns in the ground

[t0pgun1]

armogedon! aaaarrrrhhhhh! were all going to die! ok brobably not!

[misterfisherman]

is this going to be one of those misinformation mistakes where 99% of the human population get wiped out and the next day the only remaining journalist ruins their careers with a damning story which he reads to him as hes the only human left

[readerthe3rd]

its ok people, its only tv, superman, the cast of heroes,batman but not robin, will all save the day. wait its not tv its real life!!! well im really not scared. 40 years i man said the oil would run out by now(still waiting for that.) and 20 years ago a man said a commit will hit, (still waiting for that!!!) they have more chance of Elvis coming a big come bck

[BaxterBFunk]

Its cool ill let you off the hook now im bored with catching you time and again just watch yourself swimming about in the sea cos rumour has it there is gonna be a big splash coming your way soon, no seriously.

Are you Elvis (Uh huh, thankyouverymuch)

[BaxterBFunk]

DEADLY C Ill have you know my gran was eaten alive by a chinchilla so they can be very dangerous

[BaxterBFunk]

fatcatjack i take it that you are not a satellite analyst either judging by your poor grammar and spelling? FYI i am not a hate "commenter", in general but reacted to a cheeky response to a comment i made about American government which was taken personally by the trumpet known as deadly poodle or something like that.

OK

[DeadlyChinchilla]

Poodles can be quite vicious, apparently you didn't know that. But I wouldn't expect you to get the joke of my name, that chinchilla's really aren't that deadly. If you DID get it, you wouldn't change one harmless animal into another in a pathetic attempt at an insult.

Hows that for cheeky?

[BaxterBFunk]

PS i look forward to the Chinese finally proving that American astronauts didnt land on the moon in 1969 and showing your countries politicians to be the compulsive liars that they are , have been and continue to be !Intelligence gathering satellite? Very intelligent indeed eh ?

[DeadlyChinchilla]

... didn't land on the moon? Wow... just... wow.

You're not only a general hater of Americans and a liar, you're a conspiracy nut too. Thats where I'll end this. Can't have a debate with someone completely devoid of logic or reason.

[BaxterBFunk]

Deadly C, i honestly do not hate America or Americans ,i do however think that all politicians(Any country) are tossers, i also like a good noise up though so keep taking the bait, and ill keep on reeling you in!

[DeadlyChinchilla]

Uh huh, suuuure.

*splashes like a widdle fishy wishy*

See that? Thats me ridiculing you. You've only succeeded in exposing what you are, anything else is all in your head with all the other fantasies.

Cheers, BaxterBFisherman! *splashsplash*

[BaxterBFunk]

Ah but the thing is smaller projectiles have a better chance of burning up in earths atmosphere(Must be some weapon that will cause something to break up into a specific number of pieces).

It may also have a greater chance of crashing into the seas or an ocean but what if there is a boat passing at that time!

Any hoo you started all this nonsense with your cheeky reply to my original comments that were not aimed at Americans so lighten up please thanks

[DeadlyChinchilla]

You do realize that "20" was a general number, right?

It could be 10 or 100, the point is that there's no guarantee they'll burn up on entry. If there are 2 impact sites, that doubles the chance of damage from 1 impact site, then people like you will scream "why did you shoot it? You should have left it alone!"

Not aimed at Americans my ass. You claim ignorance to what you yourself are writing. People like you will come up with anything to scream about Americans.

[DeadlyChinchilla]

I can't stop myself, I have to have one more... "what if there is a boat passing at that time!"

What if it lands on a deserted island with monkeys??? OMG, the poor monkeys!! Damned Americans think they can kill any monkey they want without regard to their feelings!

See how that works? You can conjure up whatever outrage you please, even if the satellite hits squat.

[kingston0708]

ill sue if it comes anywhere near me

[kidsilcon]

I hope it lands on my mother-in-laws house. am I right men?

.. Nah only joking. I highly doubt that it will land on something valueble. Would be funny if it landed on the White House though.

[zarraa14]

aaaaggggghhhhhh were all doomed hope it lands on bin laden first

[ConParry]

Ah, another great piece of engineering from those Americans...

[duhCider]

Hey, we outsource, including the crash landing. The only thing we make now is paper money and imperialism.

[jamesrobbo1]

nice how the media make a fuss out of it .

videos of tidal waves and armagedon? cmon the worst this thing is gna do is injur someone , it aint gna be the size of a football stadium so why make so much fuss.... everyone has insurance right? lol

[7789902]

Skylab spread massive amounts of radiation to earth when it crashed. It wasn't detected for decades but people who lived through that era carry the radiation with them even now. This spy satelite has massive amounts of radioactive properties to it. If it crashes it'll spread the radiation across a large area. It is very toxic and nobody knows where it will land. Maybe on your street...Insurance does not cover radiation damage.

[jamesrobbo1]

ah , i didnt know that about the radiation....

shit...

wel i hope it lands in the ocean :/ and i hope it stays away from the polar regions too. who knows what damage it could cause hitting one of the poles .... makes you think

[aquabone81]

There is something quite disterbing about tabloid media covering a serious story.

At this rate, i'll have to watch Nickelodeon for the Dow Jones.

[resident19guy]

...

[PeaceGod12]

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to surmise that it was either shot down by China or Russia using laser technology or some sort of sound technology..

Cant we all just get along?!

Ron Paul 08!!

[humantank1]

Cool video anyway, I wonder how many satalites we lost so far, including all those other spy and secret weapon ones?

Pity we don't have a hit counter for that..

[phantom2017]

An intelligence gathering satalite? NOT very intelligent itself is it?

[shadowrunner4]

at least its not a meteor

[djmaf]

this is a joke, really. There have been other satellites which have gone out of orbit and hit earth but you don't hear anything from that do you? Why? Because most of it gets burnt in the atmosphere and the rest probably ends up in some ocean.

[00mgill]

anyway it wud proberly burn up

[Soothsayer88]

toxic fuel my ass, they just want to scare people away from it

[hassan3o7]

why would they do that

[zudthespud]

it will prbarbly land in the ocean because htere is nearly twice as much ocean as there is land. It hardly required a genius to figure out that one...

[13171317]

yeah, we know it hardly required a genius thank for working it out

[hassan3o7]

yes but its not impossible to hit land

[mcebe]

It's the end of the world as we know it....

[tannisch]

A couple of years ago an American satellite crashed in Australia, several buildings were damaged but no one was hurt, north America was fined for littering.

[kratzenbourg]

As two thirds of the Earth is water, the chances are that it will fall into the sea.

[SmiertSpionem]

nothing to worry about.

[13171317]

3/1 go on then £10

[tommcm100]

omg megatron!!!!!!!

[BaxterBFunk]

bloody american government are clueless, bad enough with their "blue on blue" attacks with their war allies , now they wanna let a satellite crash randomly to earth, hope it smacks that f**k wit Bush right between the Fu**in eyes.God Bless America , Aye right

[DeadlyChinchilla]

Are you an idiot? They don't "wanna" let it do squat, moron. They want it to stay in orbit and work like every other countries spy satellites. Oh yeah, thats right, the US is the ONLY country with spy sats up there, aren't they! NOT! Seriously, you need to get the sand out of your vagina.

[hassan3o7]

i agree

[DeadlyChinchilla]

Hey Baxter, how about you comment out here in the PUBLIC view instead of sending hateful personal messages.

Apparently you don't get that shooting it down won't do squat, peices will then rain down in SEVERAL places rather than one. There's a reason they don't shoot it down, if you stop to think.

I also doubt you're one to speak for Russia or any other country.

So is that enough of me being in the "real world" for you? Oh, whats that? Not in public? Deal with it, "muppet."

[BaxterBFunk]

FYI i did respond earlier in the public sphere but comments were removed for some reason(cant think why). YOU really dont get it do you sh*t 4 brains lots of small pieces falling to earth is more dangerous than a 4 tonne projectile!guys like you dont do your fellow country men and women any favours with your stupid comments and ideas.

I was not claiming to speak on behalf of any country either , you obviously have issues ! i still hope it lands on you then if you are so unconcerned by it all

[DeadlyChinchilla]

Again with the insults? At least this time you aren't hiding them.

Let me explain this to you. A small projectile from orbit is just as dangerous as a larger one. Shoot it, and you have 20 small projectiles vs 1 slightly larger one. Do you want 20 crash sites or 1?

I have issues because you like to speak for Russia? Uh huh, go with that.

Don't mistake being unconcerned with realizing that it has a good chance of an ocean landing. Thats called LOGIC, something you might not understand.

[fatcatjak]

and also, if the White House have decided not to shoot it down, then they've put lots of research, evidence, money and though into it. You (Baxter) are a youtube commenter, hate commenter by the looks of things. I seriosuly doubt you work as a satellite analyst...

[7789902]

Interesting that this is happening only a few months after the Chinese successfully shot down an orbiting satelite. Maybe they shot this one down too?

[emprof1]

Is there any way that an asteroid might be choosy and take out all the chavs

[UrProtectionServices]

WAIT... Is this real?

[samuelrj]

epic

[Triple88a]

we should nuke it just for fun while its up there :D

[beautiful63]

i Hope it Crashes on My School....

i hate school

[kannabinoides]

i hope you are from my school...:P:P

[coolfrog101]

thats scary!!!!!!! what if something bad happens...:(

[kannabinoides]

the worst scenario it'll hit a car or a building..

i doubt that anyone would get hurt...

[cantyoureadmoron]

Worst scenario would be it hits you,

[cantyoureadmoron]

oh wait, best scenario it hits you...

[13171317]

but what if it hits you

[rundoetx]

no best case senario is it hits bush and cheney

[bakrione]

a car, or a building, is likely to have a person onside, so it is likely that someone will get hurt, if that was the case.. what could be more likely is that it falls in the oceans, since water covers 75% of the earths surface..

[nbasuns13]

shoot it down!

[SirNavon]

bruno is right. holy hell..

[JBojan11]

he will fall on a CROATIA

REALY

[DeoxysvRayquaza1]

Cool a new movie.

[soulwill581]

LOL

[BrunoAlmighty95]

holy sh.....